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Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme


put down your loving food and do something productive with your life. how did you even fall over? you're the worst loving bear

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
suck me balls, mate

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I think I've found my spirit animal.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

dad gay. so what posted:

suck me balls, mate

Why are you so angry?

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
We should stop all these lazy loving pandas from coming into our country.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Windows 98 posted:

Why are you so angry?

make me

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
shameless

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
lol this panda is disgusting


like they aren't all garbage

rich white faglord
May 13, 2015

by Ralp
Pandas are dying cause they are too lazy to gently caress

my bloodline is dying cause im too gay to gently caress a vagina

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
pandas should just go quietly extinct with some dignity at this point

RusteJuxx
Jul 14, 2001

College Slice
Is he OK? Looks like he hit his head pretty hard. :(

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
gently caress you and your rampant disdain for god's creatures. I hope you eat a urinal cake.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
i like how we're trying to save this animal because it looks cute and is vaguely anthropomorphic in its motions and literally no other reason. they are dying off because they're genetic failures and dont reproduce

also someone wash that drat panda

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Over geological history, there were likely countless failures of evolution that were not fit enough to make the fossil record. The giant panda is special because we humans are able to observe such a species.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Concerned Citizen posted:



put down your loving food and do something productive with your life. how did you even fall over? you're the worst loving bear

i wonder what name he posts under

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

i like how we're trying to save this animal because it looks cute and is vaguely anthropomorphic in its motions and literally no other reason. they are dying off because they're genetic failures and dont reproduce

Like goons.

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!

Fredrik1 posted:

Like goons.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Pandas are good for literally nothing.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
they probably taste p good if theyre mostly bamboo fed

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Outrail posted:

Pandas are good for literally nothing.

so are wasps but for some reason we havent extincted them yet

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



pandas are vegetarian bears

let that sink in. vegetarian bears. they shouldnt be taken seriously or protected or anything because they bring shame on some of earth's greatest killing machines

Brimstone Inquiry
Jan 21, 2007


XMNN posted:

they probably taste p good if theyre mostly bamboo fed

In the China.jpg thread there was a post (not the recent one) about a person that snared and killed a panda and ate some of it with his family. He said it didn't taste very good.

So yeah. They aren't even good enough to be food.

EDIT: In fact, the best thing about pandas are Blizzard and Jack Black.












Brimstone Inquiry fucked around with this message at 19:54 on May 14, 2015

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
pandas are worse than dogs

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

dad gay. so what posted:

pandas are worse than dogs

much harder to house train

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol goons even hate pandas

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



vegetarian bears are like vegetarian sharks theres just no place in this world for them

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

it's true that you could probably exterminate all pandas and have no negative impact on the ecosystem and environment, but the same could be said of everyone in this thread. i'll take panda-haters seriously only if they eat a bullet immediately after they opine on pandas and their worth.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
i like pandas. i'm not going to do anything about it either way.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



the only good pandas are red pandas but thats because they arent really pandas or bears at all so its ok

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!

XMNN posted:

they probably taste p good if theyre mostly bamboo fed

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
theres a reason these fuckers are endangered

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Mr. Pumroy posted:

it's true that you could probably exterminate all pandas and have no negative impact on the ecosystem and environment, but the same could be said of everyone in this thread. i'll take panda-haters seriously only if they eat a bullet immediately after they opine on pandas and their worth.

i saw a baby panda at the zoo and it was very cute, cuter than any goon

red pandas too

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Actually I'm fairly certain that Giant Pandas are endangered mostly due to rampant land-development and poor environmental conservation practices in Asia, but they were pretty dopey even before the crushing of their mountain range habitats.

Still think we have an obligation to keep them extant, though. lookit that guy keep chewing even as he falls over

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

ChickenHeart posted:

Actually I'm fairly certain that Giant Pandas are endangered mostly due to rampant land-development and poor environmental conservation practices in Asia, but they were pretty dopey even before the crushing of their mountain range habitats.

Still think we have an obligation to keep them extant, though. lookit that guy keep chewing even as he falls over

truly nature's lovable retards

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
pandas are like goons.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Most bears eat lots of plants and vegetarian poo poo, the problem with pandas is that they ONLY eat certain kinds of bamboo that are nearly devoid of nutritional value. Like, that's the entirety of their diet. Pandas are picky eaters :v:

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Rambling Robot posted:

pandas are autists

jlechem
Nov 2, 2011

Fun Shoe

Concerned Citizen posted:



put down your loving food and do something productive with your life. how did you even fall over? you're the worst loving bear

Totally would

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Skeleton Ape posted:

Most bears eat lots of plants and vegetarian poo poo, the problem with pandas is that they ONLY eat certain kinds of bamboo that are nearly devoid of nutritional value. Like, that's the entirety of their diet. Pandas are picky eaters :v:

the gluten intolerants of the animal kingdom

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I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

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