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ground up a baby every 1 million cans for the special ingredient, would you authorize it?
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May 14, 2015 20:33
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ya
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May 14, 2015 20:34
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It would save countless lives. The needs of the group outweigh the needs of the baby
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May 14, 2015 20:34
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its a loving baby who loving cares you baby
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May 14, 2015 20:35
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id just drink water & coffee probably still idk waters good
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May 14, 2015 20:35
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I like that when you're trying to think of the ultimate product to allure goons you think of soda with no drawbacks
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May 14, 2015 20:36
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its called aspartame
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May 14, 2015 20:37
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yes people should stop having children anyways the planet is far too over crowded
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May 14, 2015 20:38
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ArtIsResistance posted:I like that when you're trying to think of the ultimate product to allure goons you think of soda with no drawbacks
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May 14, 2015 20:38
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soda companies would make so much more money they could easily afford to pay for the baby.
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May 14, 2015 20:39
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hundreds of babies are euthanized in american hospitals every day due to being born with some horrendous incurable disease, might as well put that to use
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May 14, 2015 20:57
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babies dont even remember poo poo like that they are too young
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May 14, 2015 20:59
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There's probably enough abortions to sustain 1:1,000,000 baby ratio without extra baby killing
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May 14, 2015 21:03
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not to mention stillbirths
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May 14, 2015 21:04
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If the baby wants to live it has to be able to fight back.
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May 14, 2015 21:04
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another classic gbs thread.
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May 14, 2015 21:07
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No, if water is so healthy then why does everyone who drinks it die?
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May 14, 2015 21:09
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The Ones Who Walk Away From Faygomelas
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May 14, 2015 21:10
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I'd probably grind up a baby for a million of anything to be honest
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May 14, 2015 21:10
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What nationality is the baby?
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May 14, 2015 21:11
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no poll, op?
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May 14, 2015 21:20
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Devils Affricate posted:I'd probably grind up a baby for a million of anything to be honest Enjoy your million pounds of fecal matter.
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May 14, 2015 21:51
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Knight posted:No, if water is so healthy then why does everyone who drinks it die? for real, there is a 100% mortality rate among consumers of H2O i don't like those odds *cracks open and lustily guzzles twenty-year-old bottle of orbitz*
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May 14, 2015 21:52
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I drink flavored water from pure mountain springs.
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May 14, 2015 21:55
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I like water, it's my favorite drink. Tea is my second favorite, and that's just leaf flavored water.
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May 14, 2015 22:05
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Overpopulation is a big problem Unhealthy beverages is also a problem I literally don't think there could be a better solution
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May 14, 2015 22:06
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XMNN posted:its called aspartame
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May 14, 2015 22:08
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What ethnicity is the baby?
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May 14, 2015 22:35
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dont care about soda, but im all for anything that results in less humans.
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May 14, 2015 22:37
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thered be more humans due to the selective pressure of diabetes from sugar water being removed
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May 14, 2015 22:38
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It's funny because the end product of soda manufacture per year is probably a death toll that's in the thousands already
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May 14, 2015 22:39
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May 14, 2015 22:40
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XMNN posted:thered be more humans due to the selective pressure of diabetes from sugar water being removed theyd just eat more whole pies to compensate. nothing short of the fall of civilization is gonna stop americans from eating themselves into early graves. death to americans. also death to non-americans.
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May 14, 2015 22:41
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Mtn Dew's newest flavor: baby's breath
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May 14, 2015 22:51
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Yes.
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May 14, 2015 22:53
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soda already is as healthy as water op god bless
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May 14, 2015 22:56
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Fullhouse posted:hundreds of babies are euthanized in american hospitals every day due to being born with some horrendous incurable disease, might as well put that to use What if diseased babies make the soda unhealthy again? Like you grind up the unhealthy baby and it makes the soda give you cancer or at least you can tell there are baby bits in it, but if the baby is healthy enough you don't and the soda is healthy? Otherwise yeah OP just contrived a great way to kill two birds with one stone, or one baby for every million cans of soda.
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May 14, 2015 22:56
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i wouldnt do anything for anyone who calls pop "soda"
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May 14, 2015 22:57
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A Modest Proposal by Dr. Thomas A. Pepper
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May 14, 2015 22:57
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widespread cannibalism leads to prion diseases and possibly wendigos. i approve.
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May 14, 2015 22:58
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