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The stupid bitchy fuckers who drive right on top of your rear end when you get stuck behind one. gently caress those people, gently caress you. You aren't gonna get the guy to drive any loving faster by driving a foot behind me. Back the gently caress off before you cause a goddamn accident.
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Break check that dick.
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May 15, 2015 01:24
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it's funny when this happens 10-20 times and the far left-lane becomes the slowest and the second-to-left lane becomes the passing lane
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May 15, 2015 01:25
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Planarch posted:it's funny when this happens 10-20 times and the far left-lane becomes the slowest and the second-to-left lane becomes the passing lane And then someone in the left lane merges right into an suv and there's a giant pileup and baysplosions everywhere. People are loving stupid.
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May 15, 2015 01:28
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I get annoyed when i just want to do the speed limit and save some gas on a long drive, so I stick to the right lane on a six lane freeway and still get tailgated
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May 15, 2015 01:38
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as someone who frequently drives as well i can relate to traffic frustrations
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May 15, 2015 01:48
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those bitchy fuckers really are pretty bad but you assholes driving 5 under are even worse if we're talking single lane
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May 15, 2015 01:49
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May 15, 2015 01:52
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i am gods loving greatest god drat gift to mankind at driving like holy poo poo im so good and everything else is loving GARBAGE god drat i just turn into a murderous homocidal maniac at how every single person besides me is SO BAD like jesus loving tap dancing christ on a pogo stick what the gently caress is wrong with everyone else, like if they had even 1% of my driving skills they'd be good but they dont - me irl
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May 15, 2015 01:55
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Xaris posted:i am gods loving greatest god drat gift to mankind at driving like holy poo poo im so good and everything else is loving GARBAGE god drat i just turn into a murderous homocidal maniac at how every single person besides me is SO BAD like jesus loving tap dancing christ on a pogo stick what the gently caress is wrong with everyone else, like if they had even 1% of my driving skills they'd be good but they dont Hi me
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May 15, 2015 01:57
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I feel like if you aren't going 5 over you're basically Hitler, and also you are waiting for the cold embrace of death because clearly you no longer value your time or that of others.
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May 15, 2015 01:57
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People who drive 5 over. Also there's a whole nother lane, at least! WOW. Cars!
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May 15, 2015 01:58
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were you just hoping for someone to post the lost highway tailgating scene? because you got your wish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5I7lXV9b88
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May 15, 2015 01:58
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My work vehicle is GPS monitored. It squawks at me if I go 10km/h over the speed limit. It emails supervisors and bosses. gently caress you cunts that ride my rear end EVERY drat day. I hope you die in a horrible multi-car fiery accident full of other retards that can't leave a reasonably safe following distance.
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May 15, 2015 02:06
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tetsuo posted:were you just hoping for someone to post the lost highway tailgating scene? because you got your wish Love that fn moovie
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May 15, 2015 02:08
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Xaris posted:i am gods loving greatest god drat gift to mankind at driving like holy poo poo im so good and everything else is loving GARBAGE god drat i just turn into a murderous homocidal maniac at how every single person besides me is SO BAD like jesus loving tap dancing christ on a pogo stick what the gently caress is wrong with everyone else, like if they had even 1% of my driving skills they'd be good but they dont this doesn't sound like you irl at all
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May 15, 2015 02:09
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Mooktastical posted:And then someone in the left lane merges right into an suv and there's a giant pileup and baysplosions everywhere. People are loving stupid. 
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May 15, 2015 02:10
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tetsuo posted:were you just hoping for someone to post the lost highway tailgating scene? because you got your wish
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May 15, 2015 02:13
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I wish the US was as big on lane etiquette as other countries. Really that's what a lot of this frustrating bullshit boils down to.
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May 15, 2015 02:16
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When people drive slow in the fast lane I tailgate them until they get out of the way because if I wanted to go as slow as a Subaru Outback or whatever then I wouldn't have bought an Acura.
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May 15, 2015 02:24
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OMGVBFLOL posted:I get annoyed when i just want to do the speed limit and save some gas on a long drive, so I stick to the right lane on a six lane freeway and still get tailgated in my state you have to go about 10-20 over to get good gas mileage in most cars on most of the freeways. the speed limits only go up to 70 in bumfuck remote areas.
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May 15, 2015 03:04
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People who accelerate up to your speed when you go to pass them (multi lane obviously)
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May 15, 2015 03:12
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Idahoans get so excited when a road is more than one lane in each direction that they drive way over the limit
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May 15, 2015 03:19
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The director of Google's SDV program agrees that there are a lot of lovely drivers, and has the proof. https://medium.com/backchannel/the-view-from-the-front-seat-of-the-google-self-driving-car-46fc9f3e6088 quote:Our safety drivers routinely see people weaving in and out of their lanes; we’ve spotted people reading books, and even one playing a trumpet. quote:In this case, a cyclist (the light blue box) got a late start across the intersection and narrowly avoided getting hit by a car making a left turn (the purple box entering the intersection) who didn’t see him and had started to move when the light turned green. Our car predicted the cyclist’s behavior (the red path) and did not start moving until the cyclist was safely across the intersection. quote:In this image you can see not one, but two cars (the two purple boxes on the left of the green path are the cars you can see in the photo) [b]coming toward us on the wrong side of the median; this happened at night on one of Mountain View’s busiest boulevards. quote:A car (the purple box touching the green rectangles with an exclamation mark over it) decided to make a right turn from the lane to our left, cutting sharply across our path. The green rectangles, which we call a “fence,” indicate our car is going to slow down to avoid the car making this crazy turn.
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May 15, 2015 03:19
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kazr posted:as someone who frequently drives as well i can relate to traffic frustrations
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May 15, 2015 03:19
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premature ejaculation
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May 15, 2015 03:20
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i was driving home late at like 2 A.M and there was almost no one on the highway, three lanes. except this one guy in a minivan lane squatting ~70 in the passing lane who i saw drive by at least 3 huge flashing road signs that said "PASSING LANE FOR PASSING ONLY, MOVE OVER". i eventually drove past him and he faded into the rear view mirror. a tiny speck all alone on the highway, still in the fast lane.
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May 15, 2015 03:27
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You consider 15 over the limit too slow, and you still wanna pass me and then cruise about half a yard in front of me.
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May 15, 2015 03:29
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I pass people on residential roads all the time when they are going 20 or lower in a 25. I will probably get a ticket for this someday, but I ain't got time to be driving in slow motion. I also honk a lot and flip people off. Almost daily. It's a personal problem. I don't care so much on the highway when it's the difference between 50 and 60, but when it's the difference between 15 and 30, it's going to take me literally twice as long to get where I am going.
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May 15, 2015 03:29
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I drive 30 under and sometimes that means I go into the negative and whoo boy you don't want to see what kind of hosed up space time poo poo starts happening when I hit that point.
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May 15, 2015 03:30
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This happens to me the most on single lane roads. Drives me fuckin bonkers.
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May 15, 2015 03:34
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OctoberBlues posted:I pass people on residential roads all the time when they are going 20 or lower in a 25. I will probably get a ticket for this someday, but I ain't got time to be driving in slow motion. yeah same. most of the thoroughways through my city are really just residential streets with alternating 2, sometimes 1 lane each and pretty much everyone goes 35 because its miles long and takes loving forever with all the stoplights, if you aren't going at least 5 above the speed limit you get stuck behind every single drat one or when it merges down to 1 lane you'll be stuck behind some pokies still a lot of old people or people not from here go like 20 and it's pretty annoying. it even passes the police station and ive never seen it patrolled, i guess most city cops don't give a poo poo unless they really see someone blasting through at like 45 or doing something wreckless. don't really give a poo poo about how fast people go on the highway, just dont be an idiot texting on your phone and drifting between 2 lanes and im ok.
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May 15, 2015 03:35
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Xaris posted:yeah same. most of the thoroughways through my city are really just residential streets with alternating 2, sometimes 1 lane each and pretty much everyone goes 35 because its miles long and takes loving forever with all the stoplights, if you aren't going at least 5 above the speed limit you get stuck behind every single drat one or when it merges down to 1 lane you'll be stuck behind some pokies still a lot of old people or people not from here go like 20 and it's pretty annoying. Mmm, gay as fuxck.
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May 15, 2015 03:35
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I park on the freeway in my big rig blocking all 4 lanes
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May 15, 2015 03:39
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:I park on the freeway in my big rig blocking all 4 lanes High five you big gay fart.
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May 15, 2015 03:40
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If I drove legally drunk, I'd estimate I'd still be better driver than 75% of the sober ones I see on a daily basis.
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May 15, 2015 03:41
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I saw some a Mazda protege tailing this truck with a huge lift kit and the truck obviously didnt like it and they slammed on the brakes on the freeway and the bumper went through the windshield. The Asians inside were seriously hurt.
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May 15, 2015 03:41
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OctoberBlues posted:I pass people on residential roads all the time when they are going 20 or lower in a 25. I will probably get a ticket for this someday, but I ain't got time to be driving in slow motion. You are, perhaps, the shittiest person in the world
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May 15, 2015 03:43
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armenian genocide
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i love driving 5 under and also i never use my turn signal. i call it IRL trolling
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