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What a weird thread idk where you guys live but everyone drives just great where I am.
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May 15, 2015 14:40
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step 1 insert gun into butt step 2 gently caress butt step 3 cry uz u shot ur butt step 4 live.
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May 15, 2015 14:41
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jarofpiss posted:What a weird thread idk where you guys live but everyone drives just great where I am. i live in a small city full of tourists (we have a world famous Shakespearean theatre) so its full of stupid loving americans who drive like 20 below and have no idea where the gently caress theyre going. I also have to drive ~ 40km to work daily, and then I usually have to drive 2-3 hours in my company vehicle, and then have to work on the side of the road full of more loving moronic drivers, but now they can kill me easily with their stupidity so yeah, i have some strong opinions on bad drivers.
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May 15, 2015 14:44
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what's the deal with traffic? it's called the parkway... but i'm not parking? old people never switch off their blinkers, have you noticed?
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May 15, 2015 14:45
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I live in an area with a lot of old people and white trash pillheads. If the driver isn't doing 5-10 under, taking a full 10 seconds to turn off the main road, or slamming their breaks a quarter mile before the stoplight, they're doing 20 over and weaving all over the place while running stop signs. Why yes this is in Florida, how did you guess Mr. Pumroy posted:old people never switch off their blinkers, have you noticed? My record count for someone keeping their blinkers on is 4 miles
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May 15, 2015 14:59
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self driving cars sound loving lame but i'd be all for cars which didn't let you do retarded poo poo in them like run people over and tailgate. don't we already have that?
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May 15, 2015 15:02
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lol self driving cars sound so pussy just lol if you own a vehicle that doesnt let you cruise at twice the speed limit on the highway
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May 15, 2015 15:09
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Hot Karl Marx posted:i live in a small city full of tourists (we have a world famous Shakespearean theatre) so its full of stupid loving americans who drive like 20 below and have no idea where the gently caress theyre going. I also have to drive ~ 40km to work daily, and then I usually have to drive 2-3 hours in my company vehicle, and then have to work on the side of the road full of more loving moronic drivers, but now they can kill me easily with their stupidity so yeah, i have some strong opinions on bad drivers. if this is ashland and you're seriously an oregonian complaining about the way people drive: lol
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May 15, 2015 15:17
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I'm really into speeding up to match the speed of whoever is trying to pass me, but only when there's a double yellow line. Even if there's a car coming towards us in the opposite lane. If you want to pass me, be prepared to die.
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May 15, 2015 15:34
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OMGVBFLOL posted:if this is ashland and you're seriously an oregonian complaining about the way people drive: lol stratford, ontario. biebstown
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May 15, 2015 15:52
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buy a gun, op stand your ground
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May 15, 2015 16:40
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Dr. Wang posted:I'm really into speeding up to match the speed of whoever is trying to pass me, but only when there's a double yellow line. Even if there's a car coming towards us in the opposite lane. If you want to pass me, be prepared to die. This is the correct answer.
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May 15, 2015 16:40
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Hobohemian posted:Break check that dick. Some assface sat at a stopsign. poo poo was obviously clear so I tapped my horn as a friendly reminder that they are operating a vehicle and should be proceeding with their right turn. The passenger stuck his meatface out of the window and said HEY gently caress YOUUUUUU   real angry like. So they sat there, I guess trying to be a dick to me. I could have gone around them. Instead I just started beeping my horn to the tune of the song playing in my car (punk rock girl; dead milkmen) for almost the whole song before they finally turned. The driver was trying to make it known she was mad, I dunno she was swerving as she was trying to signal out the window. THen I pulled up beside them at a stop light at they were soooo pissed at me. I just smiled and waved. Hahaha they were so mad because I wasn't.
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May 15, 2015 16:53
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for real though, i've been in cars which have gotten brake checked and it's always some angry moron who doesn't understand how lanes work on a roundabout.
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May 15, 2015 16:55
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I go the speed limit and laugh when people swing around me at high speeds after tailgating for a bit, then we still end up at a traffic light at the same time.
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May 15, 2015 16:55
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OMGVBFLOL posted:if this is ashland and you're seriously an oregonian complaining about the way people drive: lol you know a lot of people in the united states that measure travel in kilometers?
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May 15, 2015 16:55
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Cuckoo posted:I live in an area with a lot of old people and white trash pillheads. If the driver isn't doing 5-10 under, taking a full 10 seconds to turn off the main road, or slamming their breaks a quarter mile before the stoplight, they're doing 20 over and weaving all over the place while running stop signs. This sounds like my lovely Florida hometown of Port Richey, but honestly this could be anywhere in this goddamn state. I live in Orlando now and if you're not consistently doing 20mph over on 408, someone is trying to mow your rear end down.
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May 15, 2015 17:03
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Mooktastical posted:People are loving stupid.
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May 15, 2015 17:09
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If when you notice someone wanting to pass and then start driving differently than you were before noticing you might be a giant idiot baby
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May 15, 2015 17:12
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This poo poo all goes out the window when you get a motorcycle and fade past these morons and their moron problems. Going back to driving cars feels like being stuck in some kind of 1970's socialist housing experiment where everyone is holding crying babies and pleading their case for the dole to some gargoyle behind the counter with a huge wart on her face. The best part is people politely getting out of your way when you're riding past, like they acknowledge my superiority. I'm too smart and elite to bother with "speed limits" or the idiot bad drivers who can't possibly understand them and the complicated series of levers and wheels that operate their death machines.
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May 15, 2015 17:37
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OMGVBFLOL posted:I get annoyed when i just want to do the speed limit and save some gas on a long drive, so I stick to the right lane on a six lane freeway and still get tailgated i drove from ny to georgia and somewhere around virginia/maryland i encountered dicks who would tailgate me for hours in the righthand lane on deserted four lane highways.
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May 15, 2015 17:45
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Dr. Wang posted:I'm really into speeding up to match the speed of whoever is trying to pass me, but only when there's a double yellow line. Even if there's a car coming towards us in the opposite lane. If you want to pass me, be prepared to die. i did this once to a guy who had been tailgating me for a few miles when i was 17, barely had my license for a year. when we got to a passing area on a straight way he tried to pass me. i gunned it and we were going ~80 before he gave up and got back behind me. then he pulled me over because he was a cop driving an unmarked car. he was the angriest man i've ever seen i thought he was going to bust his teeth he was clenching them so hard. he called me a stupid little gently caress and yelled at me for a while, this was the first time i had ever been pulled over.
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May 15, 2015 17:48
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Mr. Stingly posted:This poo poo all goes out the window when you get a motorcycle and fade past these morons and their moron problems. Going back to driving cars feels like being stuck in some kind of 1970's socialist housing experiment where everyone is holding crying babies and pleading their case for the dole to some gargoyle behind the counter with a huge wart on her face. *car door opens*
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May 15, 2015 17:49
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The best thing is when there's a row of people who have no idea how to merge onto a highway and causes a huge traffic jam in the right lane making it impossible for people to get on and off the exit.
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May 15, 2015 17:49
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I like people who merge on 100 km/h hiways at 40-50 km/h. Or people who don't move over when you're trying to merge when there's tons of room to do so
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May 15, 2015 17:55
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Idiot Kicker posted:Idahoans get so excited when a road is more than one lane in each direction that they drive way over the limit Yeah well we also have 85 mph highways just to really rub it in Oregons lovely 55 mph interstate highways. gently caress a cock oregon.
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May 15, 2015 17:57
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Is it still frowned upon to flash a handgun at people in traffic? That's a stupid rule.
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May 15, 2015 18:05
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Best thing about road rage threads is all the people calling braking "breaking"
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May 15, 2015 18:08
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mds2 posted:Is it still frowned upon to flash a handgun at people in traffic? That's a stupid rule. http://www.universalhub.com/crime/20150515/police-canton-masshole-flashes-gun-tremont-street
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May 15, 2015 18:23
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Tuxedo Gin posted:i drove from ny to georgia and somewhere around virginia/maryland i encountered dicks who would tailgate me for hours in the righthand lane on deserted four lane highways. i hate that drive but the drivers in the northeast after that stretch are worse ime
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May 15, 2015 18:38
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If you're driving the speed limit in the middle lane during rush hour, just kill yourself.
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May 15, 2015 20:13
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nuclear holocaust
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May 15, 2015 20:40
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If you're changing lanes at all you're slowing the overall flow of traffic and you should just kill yourself. Also its really awesome when I'm driving the speed limit and the guy behind me is pissed because I'm not going faster than the speed limit and I'm all like "where are you going in such a hurry? Get behind me and chillout bro" then I tap my brakes, let him hit me and collect that sweet insurance cash. By "tap my brakes" I mean "I had to slow down for that rabbit didn't you see it? Should have left some following distance behind me in case poo poo like this happens". D1Sergo fucked around with this message at 21:05 on May 15, 2015 |
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May 15, 2015 21:02
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gout
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May 15, 2015 21:05
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Millie posted:
u mad tho. D1Sergo fucked around with this message at 21:11 on May 15, 2015 |
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May 15, 2015 21:07
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i remember shortly after i joined the forums, AI had this big megathread about brake-checking tailgaters, with people swapping stories and techniques like downshifting or using the e-brake so your brake lights don't come on. also there was a thread about how to gently caress with people's cars in ways they couldn't prove was you, like keying them or peeling out and spraying their car with gravel AI was weird back then
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May 15, 2015 21:14
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I'm the goon wondering why you guys think the way I drive is bad
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May 15, 2015 21:15
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The stoplight may have turned green, but I'm not going to go until after I finish my text. This is safety 101 please chill the gently caress out.
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May 15, 2015 21:18
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lol if you live somewhere without an acceptable mass transit system and have to drive in traffic.
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May 15, 2015 21:20
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Jonesy posted:This is always hilarious, even when people do it to me I laugh because it's the closest to some wacky races poo poo we get. They should legalize Spy Hunter-esque oil slicks and smoke screens on all cars.
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May 15, 2015 21:21
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