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king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
what do you do

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

shout "SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM MOTHERFUCKER" at each other and fistbump

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
pedal to the metal till we both dive off that overpass bitch

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Start undressing

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
:yikes:

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
diarrhea diarrhea

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
careen into them at high speed, ending both of your miserable lives.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Gesture toward him suggestively and say "im gay"

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008
Projectile vomit onto their windshield

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
if you have an sa decal on your car i think you should be obligated to have a sticker with your regdate next to it.

only seems fair

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

try to figure out which sub they frequent via the car they're driving

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
i drive up so i'm on his right side, my window is down,. i gesture with my head, nodding for his attention. he looks over at me, i point up ahead of him, he looks up ahead and there's nothing really going on but when he looks back at me im smiling and giving him the finger, tapping it against the side of my car.

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
Freak the gently caress out! I mean, this is no small deal... this is family we're talking about.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
run him off the road, nearest ditch, gasoline fire

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Get in front of them force them to pull off the highway and beat the loving crap out of their nerd rear end

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I've had the license plate frame on my car for like 8 years or something and never been awkwardly approached yet.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

stop get hit by a truck n die

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
if its the winter, i fog up my side window and write

(: ʞ ɔ υ ɔ

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
crash into his car, strip naked and run from the wreck yelling about drew curtis' fark.com

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I follow the car and stalk the driver for the rest of the day.

Then I post about what a weirdo loser that person was.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Definitely saw a very-Here-like-grenade decal on a Jeep in downtown Burlington, Vermont

Probably a poster who likes going outdoors, though; pass

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I follow the car and stalk the driver for the rest of the day.

Then I post about what a weirdo loser that person was.

so a NYC goon meet then.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Pit maneuver and then stab them in the carotid sheath if they survive the accident.

Marv Albert
May 15, 2003

Assume its some dumb flatbill-type with a grenade glove sticker because it really does look quite similar to our beloved logo unless you really look hard.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



i saw a huge SA grenade bumper sticker on the back of a car at taco bell years and years ago

i did not make contact

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
n.b. a clothing company called Grenade Gloves has a logo very similar to the classical Something Awful grenade

really I'm surprised they haven't tried to sue Lowtax earlier

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

track them down and read their post history to them out loud

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
open fire with extreme prejudice

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

angerbeet posted:

run him off the road, nearest ditch, gasoline fire

The Valuum
Apr 11, 2004

unassertive boy 99 posted:

Freak the gently caress out! I mean, this is no small deal... this is family we're talking about.

This made me laugh irl.

I saw a car with a snopes sticker on it at a grocery store once, if the owner was actually there I would have probably said something.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Pop a shot at them like they were the Zim-Zam.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
hit and run

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

run them off the road and kill them

every goon that I kill makes me stronger

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

FIRST TIME posted:

run them off the road and kill them

every goon that I kill makes me stronger

that's only if you ingest their still-beating heart.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

FIRST TIME posted:

run them off the road and kill them

every goon that I kill makes me stronger

i shouldn't share this because it will only make it harder for me, but goons are like highlanders

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe
discreetly lock my doors while keeping my focus straight ahead and pretending I don't see them

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
dread for your life

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


thathonkey posted:

that's only if you ingest their still-beating heart.

Goons don't have hearts.

Uncle Spriggly
Jan 29, 2009
Pull over and help him load pizza onto his rascal

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Tiocfaidh Yar Ma
Dec 5, 2012

Surprising Adventures!

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

n.b. a clothing company called Grenade Gloves has a logo very similar to the classical Something Awful grenade

really I'm surprised they haven't tried to sue Lowtax earlier

Yup they make ski wear too I guess because I asked a guy with a grenade on his hat 'hey something awful?' when I went skiing last year and he said 'no'.

that's my story thanks for reading

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