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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
Im not gay but i like womens' butts so maybe im bi???

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Someone said my name. Why should I care?

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

psyopmonkey posted:

I've seen The Brandon Teena Story ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A TRANSGUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Poetic Justice posted:

Im not gay but i like womens' butts so maybe im bi???

I'm gay, and I like womens butts just fine.

I'm not bi, I just aesthetically like butts. They occupy space very efficiently and are total artistical bosses.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
I'm legit gay tho. That's why I post twinks everywhere but here.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Do It Once Right posted:

I'm gay, and I like womens butts just fine.

I'm not bi, I just aesthetically like butts. They occupy space very efficiently and are total artistical bosses.

do you like butts or dicks more, gaylord

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



It's because of caramel macchiatos.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Meh, whatever.

Unbookmarked.

Died in honorable wreckage, noble thread.

:patriot:

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Poetic Justice posted:

do you like butts or dicks more, gaylord

With my preferred sex, I always get both. I'm grateful I don't ever have to choose.
I pity the poor straight people who have to choose between dicks or butts.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I'm gay but I didn't realize it was a trend. I saw the whole "gay, so what" bullshit around here but I didn't realize it was trendy. If someone wants to be my cum pig because it's the thing to do, let me know. I'm a very generous lover.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Do It Once Right posted:

With my preferred sex, I always get both. I'm grateful I don't ever have to choose.
I pity the poor straight people who have to choose between dicks or butts.

what do you find more alluring, is what I'm asking

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Poetic Justice posted:

what do you find more alluring, is what I'm asking

I'm vers (oh, look a new GPS meme phrase). It depends on the person.
I'm totally a face and chest guy. dicks and butts are like awesome christmas presents to maybe be unwrapped.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Do It Once Right posted:

I'm vers (oh, look a new GPS meme phrase). It depends on the person.
I'm totally a face and chest guy. dicks and butts are like awesome christmas presents to maybe be unwrapped.

Ah, so you are a virgin. I wish you would have said that in the first place

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Poetic Justice posted:

Ah, so you are a virgin. I wish you would have said that in the first place

At my age, we prefer the term "Wizard"

Morkies
Apr 19, 2015

by zen death robot

Archer666 posted:

I'm legit gay tho. That's why I post twinks everywhere but here.

please ask ralp to take away your forums cancer

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Morkies posted:

please ask ralp to take away your forums cancer

Umm, gently caress that. Please just post more twinks everywhere.

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
im post-gay

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pansacola posted:

im post-gay

yeah your posts are gay :smugdog:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
:staredog:

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
im straight

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
pretending?

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Archer666 posted:

I'm legit gay tho. That's why I post twinks everywhere but here.

post the twinks

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

The Wizard of Poz posted:

post the twinks

NWS for a mostly straight rowing team just chillin as they warm up.
You know, hangin out, being cool - just like the 'I'm gay' crew in GBS. Totally not played out. Cool peeps chillin and being super cool fellahs.
I guess in the context of this thread we need to understand that straight athletes can be so chill that they'll never give a gently caress about being called gay.

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/srcqDBX.gifv :nws:

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
CJacobs gay. so what

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it isnt gay unless you fall deeply in love, get married and then adopt a child together.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

now thats what i call gay

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
I'm gay for pay but also for free

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Nirvikalpa posted:

is it supposed to be funny? i find it kinda hot ;)

depends on the OP for me

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
Look at all these Goon for Pay Gays.

Morkies
Apr 19, 2015

by zen death robot

Do It Once Right posted:

young white middle class people with no socialization, no strong family ancestry, nor any cultural identity will attach themselves to other celebrated 'edgy' cultures like a fashion statement.
See 1990's wiggers. (and lol on that phenomenon)

It is the duty of every actually gay person to indulge them, to encourage them, to laugh at them, and then to allow them to decide that 'gay' as a fashion label just isn't for them.
The sooner we gay people do this, the sooner all our internet forums will be filled with more photoshops of cats doing adorable things. Or of celebrity cats having unexpected periods.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

psyopmonkey posted:

Someone said my name. Why should I care?

get at parade rest.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Ifn you want proof just post a sexy selfie and see no boners arise

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
No boners arise
The time--flies
Flies on the ceiling
Flies what I'm feeling

Murderous car ride
Breaking down into sobs
Language arts teacher
Rude bitch

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Blame that loving queer "teayches" for creating the homosex meme

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
homo

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Nirvikalpa posted:

I don't see why more men aren't casually homoerotic. Like one guy is having a dry spell and then his friend ends up helping another dude out.

because people still think sexuality is rigid and if they're attracted to women and gently caress a dude lightning will strike them down

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Why do men pretend to pretend to be be homosexual on GBS?

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

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Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

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