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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Haverchuck posted:

is that like woods porn? it might be over

I feel bad for the polar bears.

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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
Today at the bar some homeless looking guy comes in and sits next to me. Orders a Heineken and a Johnny Walker Red, straight up. I'm like, dude's about to pound some lovely whiskey like a boss. Then he just lets it sit there the whole time and starts complaining that his beer isn't cold enough. What a bitch.

Maniac Pahis
Nov 3, 2010

by Ralp
Just lmao if you're swilling disgusting jack daniels whiskEy like a pleb instead of a good scotch

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Maniac Pahis posted:

Just lmao if you're swilling disgusting jack daniels whiskEy like a pleb instead of a good scotch

--GQ magazine

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Johnny Walker Blue is absurdly good. You don't even have to particularly like whiskey to enjoy it.

Expensive as hell though.

lol it's an overpriced gimmick scotch

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

vug posted:

there is no bad whiskey just inappropriate whiskey

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Appalling lack of Irish whiskeys in this thread. They are The One True Beverage. My favorites (generally available):

1. Tullamore Dew
2. Paddy
3. Powers
4. Jameson

I like a lot of others, but they are much less common and difficult to come by.


I also like Potcheen, but it's not a whiskey, so isn't part of this discussion.


All neat, or in Irish Coffee.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

i had a few hot toddys last night when i went out for a coworkers bday cuz i've had a sore throat, poo poo is a pro tier cocktail if you're a giant pussy that needs to drink mixed whiskey. hot water, whiskey, lemon juice, and honey

elijah craig and buffalo trace

evan williams for one weird trick expensive whiskey distilleries HATE!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

go suck off Hellbastard you Old GBS gently caress

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

go suck off Hellbastard you Old GBS gently caress

Wait for it......
















......And the horse you rode in on!




Have an iced ay!

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3o8-bcfFvE

Gentwise
Sep 12, 2003
Gentwise Bankfourthe, Esquire.
They filter it through their dense carpet of chest hair

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDJZBofANZI

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
OP next time you are in a bar be a man, look that bartender straight in the eye and tell him

whiskey

and put it in a dirty glass

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
wild turkey, triple proof, neat

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010

gently caress da Mods posted:

tolerating you at the bar ≠ friends with them

bloodsacrifice
Apr 21, 2015

by Ralp
I had a glass jack daniels tennessee honey whiskey it was pretty good

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Not surprised you can't fathom doing something straight cause you are rly gay

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
I drinked a whole bunch of crown royal because I hate myself :)

KlavoHunter
Aug 4, 2006
"Intelligence indicates that our enemy is using giant cathedral ships. Research divison reports that we can adapt this technology for our use. Begin researching giant cathedral ships immediately."
Can anyone find this old post where some goon is talking about how he took a bunch of chinese businessmen out drinking American-style? When he found them they were drinking Jack Daniels, he told them it was "Frat-boy get-drunk juice" and then he and got them some scotch instead.

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Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Look at what the scotch costs, if it's cheap then you need to put it in soft drink, if it's expensive you can add a little bit of water. If you're spending enough to buy expensive Johnnie Walker you should buy a real scotch instead. Drink Lagavulin, it's liquid smoke.

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