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Pox
Feb 16, 2015
Even the most powerful guy on earth does it, right? I'm thinking probably something pretty normal but a little twisted. He's earned it.

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
sharia law

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
fact: president obama is actually the first president to have jacked off in the oval office, as recorded by the official wh historian

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

his wife's big phat a55 jiggling up and down in the reverse cowboy, probably.

drowningidiot
Sep 27, 2014
naked girls

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
sweaty, hot, old straight white male republicans

Pox
Feb 16, 2015

opus111 posted:

his wife's big phat a55 jiggling up and down in the reverse cowboy, probably.

Only 15% of men think of their significant other while doing the deed. Truly a New Camelot.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



a harem of unwilling white republican women

Zaeryth
Dec 14, 2014
Never not Hillary

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Concerned Citizen posted:

fact: president obama is actually the first president to have jacked off in the oval office, as recorded by the official wh historian
bullshit. no less than 40 did it, and at least seven did it daily

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
He thinks about Coco Brown:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si2nqkon_Ic

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Black guys getting shot by cops.

:smug:

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Zaeryth posted:

Never not Hillary


:drat:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
rear end banging every White Republican that thought he was just just loving poo poo.

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

the last day in office hes going to blow his load all over the actual constituion as the perfect cherry on top of his term

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Zaeryth posted:

Never not Hillary


Needs a boob job. Still Would. Might need a glass of wine first.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Concerned Citizen posted:

fact: president obama is actually the first president to have jacked off in the oval office, as recorded by the official wh historian

william jefferson clinton would beg to differ

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Zaeryth posted:

Never not Hillary

would

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
every day, he puts out a burning copy of the constitution with his cum. he is just such a hard worker! if his load is insufficient he smacks the fire out with his cock. prominent republicans are frequently invited to watch the show, maybe jack off a little themselves if they want.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




monica lewinski the queen of fat white women who gently caress the prez

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
The prime minister of Thailand



:quagmire:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

abstract ideas of power and knowledge.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Probably vids of that Obama impersonator banging various white chicks

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I don't know what he thinks about but I'm pretty sure he uses the Constitution to shoot off into.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

opus111 posted:

his wife's big phat a55 jiggling up and down in the reverse cowboy, probably.

yeah Michelle is pretty hot

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
dnd's collective tears.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
Mitt Romney, not cause he's actually into it, he just knows it really upsets Mitt when he does

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
Also santorum, but only the act, never the politician

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

swampland posted:

Mitt Romney, not cause he's actually into it, he just knows it really upsets Mitt when he does

kittycopter
May 29, 2014

Don't worry,
he soars above us...
9/11

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
Drone strikes.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:





Ralph Hurley fucked around with this message at 08:21 on May 15, 2015

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Michelle or one of the good-looking staffers around DC; maybe a combination of both.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

his daughters

Dresh
Jun 15, 2008

hrmph.

opus111 posted:

his wife's big phat a55 jiggling up and down in the reverse cowboy, probably.

Incidentally, this is also what Former President Clinton thinks about.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Secks Cauldron posted:

The prime minister of Thailand



:quagmire:

so do i tbh

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
I'd be going at it with the red phone off the hook so Putin could just hear my heavy breathing and eventual grunt.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
What color is that phone in Russia?

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blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

The Common Folk.

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