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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
Mine? It's Drakkar noir. And plenty of it.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Fresh Vagina

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
True religion is alright IMHO

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8tN0Ul9FJU

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
my favorite is the bottle of scent I found in the park because it was free and I smell good like grass and skateboarder

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
Clive Christian C. A kind of metallic honey.

I'll also wear, depending on mood: Tom Ford's Tuscan Leather, Tobacco Vanille and Amber Absolute, Spicebomb by Viktor & Rolf and pi by givenchy.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
it doesnt really matter the stench of mango salsa and cigarettes overpoers anything i try

Khorre
Jan 28, 2009
Rochas Man

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
pine tar

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
Toss up between Serge Lutens Santal de Mysore, Serge Lutens Ambre Sultan, or Maitre Parfumeur et Gantier Ambre Precieux

(Tom Ford Amber Absolute, which isn't in production any more, is nearly a 100% copy of Ambre Sultan)

Can you tell I like amber and sandalwood?

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
If you search YouTube for Creed Green Irish Tweed you'll see like a ton of videos of dudes swearing it attracts girls. As if.

Drothmar
Feb 18, 2015

Play by Givenchy is my top go to.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
Obsession and Eternity will always be near and dear to my heart. Sophia Grojsman is a legend for designing Eternity.

Anza Borrego
Feb 11, 2005

Ovis canadensis nelsoni

Khorre posted:

Rochas Man

Real talk, I wear this most days. Need another bottle soon, I would be bummed to run out.



Varvatos Rock Volume 1 and Artisan Acqua are a little richer and my next usual choices. Yves St Laurent L'Homme and Zegna Uomo are good when I want something lighter and more floral.



My lady has some good choices as well.

E: I actually got into scents through the Forums, there was a guy who sold small vials in SA Mart. Is he still around?

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Have you heard of a little something called 'Axe Body Spray'? :smuggo:

SADDLE ME UP
Dec 2, 2014
Hot cum lol

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug
I rarely wear cologne, but when I do, I use an ancient bottle of Chaps that someone gave me on some long-forgotten Christmas in the 1990s. It seems to replenish itself magically. Until it is depleted I have no reason to buy anything else.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Whatever antiperspirant I can get at the local supermarket that doesn't give me a horrible rash

Alpha Man
Jun 23, 2010
My favourites are Jaïpur Homme EdP, M7, Oud Wood, Chergui, Silver Mountain Water, Musc Ravageur, L'eau par Kenzo, Philosykos, diethyl ether and cat piss mixed with beaver butt discharge

h2oxaddict
Apr 5, 2009

"the rumor mill tells us Joe Don Baker himself hates us, and wishes us all dead, and if he met any one of us and knew who we were, he would probably take a swing, miss by a mile, spill his drink all over his rented arm-candy escort, and fall backward into the hors d'ouevre table."
Issey Miyake

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
I can't believe nobody posted this:
http://youtu.be/5ccp-lEmoAE

Otherwise, I've used Bulgari on occasion for about 20 years.

therattle fucked around with this message at 08:16 on May 15, 2015

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Noggin Monkey posted:

Real talk, I wear this most days. Need another bottle soon, I would be bummed to run out.



Varvatos Rock Volume 1 and Artisan Acqua are a little richer and my next usual choices. Yves St Laurent L'Homme and Zegna Uomo are good when I want something lighter and more floral.



My lady has some good choices as well.

E: I actually got into scents through the Forums, there was a guy who sold small vials in SA Mart. Is he still around?

lmao

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Noggin Monkey posted:

Real talk, I wear this most days. Need another bottle soon, I would be bummed to run out.



Varvatos Rock Volume 1 and Artisan Acqua are a little richer and my next usual choices. Yves St Laurent L'Homme and Zegna Uomo are good when I want something lighter and more floral.



My lady has some good choices as well.

E: I actually got into scents through the Forums, there was a guy who sold small vials in SA Mart. Is he still around?
wow

goosebox
May 11, 2015
kush

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
peep my sweet rear end scent brah

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
there aint nothing like the smell of a campfire and spring dew on your jacket, which is why i have this buttplug that simulates it

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
The city in Germany

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
Essence of Goon

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

ButteCysts posted:

Essence of Goon

Eau d'Gaune

Anza Borrego
Feb 11, 2005

Ovis canadensis nelsoni

Yes, effort posting in GBS 2.0, gay, cucked, five guys, dad bod, etc.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

a homemade blend of my own urine, farts, and ball juice

pheromones are the only real way to attract women, you beta scum

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Noggin Monkey posted:

Yes, effort posting in GBS 2.0, gay, cucked, five guys, dad bod, etc.

you take yourself pretty serious eh

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
I rub deodorant behind my ears and on my chest. Brute.

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

d & g blue is pretty nice imo

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
Eau My by George Takei.

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
creed original vetiver in the summer

creed bois du portugal in the winter

l'artisan parfumeur's tea for two if i'm tryina screw gently caress with a lady

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED

Noggin Monkey posted:

Yes, effort posting in GBS 2.0, gay, cucked, five guys, dad bod, etc.

I was laughing at your post mainly because your cologne looks like a butt plug tbqh

Anza Borrego
Feb 11, 2005

Ovis canadensis nelsoni

ButteCysts posted:

I was laughing at your post mainly because your cologne looks like a butt plug tbqh

I hesitated for a moment for this very reason butt gently caress it, I really like that scent.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
i have santal floris and it smells mighty fine

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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Sweet baby ray's

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