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woke up with some nice morning wood, today will be a great day
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# ? May 15, 2015 12:49 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:54 |
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Yeah, I like to keep a few spares. Never want to be without dick!
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# ? May 15, 2015 12:56 |
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You know that you are supposed to take your pills BEFORE you eat!
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# ? May 15, 2015 13:12 |
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Are you a bad enough dude to smash your balls on a table with a large book?
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# ? May 15, 2015 13:28 |
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See this is why I don't get lesbians because
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# ? May 15, 2015 13:28 |
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sometimes when your dick touches the inside of the toilet that's pretty bad though
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# ? May 15, 2015 13:30 |
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# ? May 15, 2015 13:32 |
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- is not something that psyopmonkey agrees with
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# ? May 15, 2015 13:33 |
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sometimes i stand on my roof and windmill swing my balls around at the moon
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# ? May 15, 2015 13:36 |
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i touch my balls a lot when im by myself. it sfun
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# ? May 15, 2015 13:38 |
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:sometimes when your dick touches the inside of the toilet that's pretty bad though Mini panic attack
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# ? May 15, 2015 13:38 |
Full Metal Jackass posted:Mini panic attack Hehe mini for you
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# ? May 15, 2015 14:41 |
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yah but no.
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# ? May 15, 2015 14:43 |
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Wish I had a dick to match how I feel inside which is gayer than most
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# ? May 15, 2015 14:46 |
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Dick I can take or leave but having balls is bad cause I live an active lifestyle and they get crushed a lot
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# ? May 15, 2015 15:04 |
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gently caress
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# ? May 15, 2015 15:07 |
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yes
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# ? May 15, 2015 15:08 |
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Having boobs would be more enjoyable I think.
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# ? May 15, 2015 15:09 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Having boobs would be more enjoyable I think. Pretty sure I've seen a way to achieve this posted on these very forums.
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# ? May 15, 2015 15:15 |
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I pity anyone who can't experience what it's like having a dick! As for the people who willingly hate theirs to the point where they want to KILL it -
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# ? May 15, 2015 15:59 |
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Decebal posted:As for the people who willingly hate theirs to the point where they want to KILL it -
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# ? May 15, 2015 16:02 |
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lordoftheT posted:Pretty sure I've seen a way to achieve this posted on these very forums. Gotta gently caress up your dick and balls to get tits. Unless you want plastic ones but then who cares anymore.
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# ? May 15, 2015 16:04 |
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i am the master of my dick
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# ? May 15, 2015 16:06 |
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# ? May 15, 2015 16:23 |
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# ? May 15, 2015 17:13 |
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It is indeed possible to have both a dick and boobs. The best of both worlds.
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# ? May 15, 2015 17:19 |
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InterFaced posted:It is indeed possible to have both a dick and boobs. The best of both worlds. There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits.
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# ? May 15, 2015 17:50 |
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first GIS result for cisman is this
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# ? May 15, 2015 18:33 |
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wtf africa
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# ? May 15, 2015 18:33 |
BLerchg posted:There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits. still fuckable
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# ? May 15, 2015 18:34 |
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Decebal posted:As for the people who willingly hate theirs to the point where they want to KILL it - I for one do not condone dick murder
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# ? May 15, 2015 18:34 |
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BLerchg posted:There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits. i too saw the trailer for ted 2
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# ? May 15, 2015 18:34 |
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every time someone is complaining about her period or cramps or poo poo like that I'm glad to have a dick
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# ? May 15, 2015 18:35 |
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Moridin920 posted:every time someone is complaining about her period or cramps or poo poo like that I'm glad to have a dick I get dick cramps sometimes
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# ? May 15, 2015 18:37 |
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Meh, wasnt for me.
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# ? May 15, 2015 18:37 |
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Heh...yeah Thx op
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# ? May 15, 2015 18:39 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Meh, wasnt for me. you...you mean it's over ?! you did it ? Nooooo psyop, don't
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# ? May 15, 2015 19:08 |
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Decebal posted:you...you mean it's over ?! you did it ? Nooooo psyop, don't better update your fanpage to reflect this loss
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# ? May 15, 2015 19:32 |
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havin' a dick is pretty rad ask my mom ask my dad don't ask my loving rear end in a top hat stepdad brad because he wouldn't know
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# ? May 15, 2015 20:01 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:54 |
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I keep my dick collection in a giant jar of formaldehyde. It keeps them fresh.
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