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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
woke up with some nice morning wood, today will be a great day

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CCrew
Nov 5, 2007

Yeah, I like to keep a few spares. Never want to be without dick!

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
You know that you are supposed to take your pills BEFORE you eat!

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
Are you a bad enough dude to smash your balls on a table with a large book?

Womyn Capote
Jul 5, 2004


See this is why I don't get lesbians because

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
sometimes when your dick touches the inside of the toilet that's pretty bad though

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
- is not something that psyopmonkey agrees with

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
sometimes i stand on my roof and windmill swing my balls around at the moon

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
i touch my balls a lot when im by myself. it sfun

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

sometimes when your dick touches the inside of the toilet that's pretty bad though

Mini panic attack

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Mini panic attack

Hehe mini for you

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
yah but no.

Goobish
May 31, 2011

Wish I had a dick to match how I feel inside which is gayer than most

roikun777
May 19, 2007

hedgehog's dilemma
Dick I can take or leave but having balls is bad cause I live an active lifestyle and they get crushed a lot

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
gently caress

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
yes

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Having boobs would be more enjoyable I think.

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Having boobs would be more enjoyable I think.

Pretty sure I've seen a way to achieve this posted on these very forums.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
I pity anyone who can't experience what it's like having a dick!

As for the people who willingly hate theirs to the point where they want to KILL it - :( :( :(

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Decebal posted:

As for the people who willingly hate theirs to the point where they want to KILL it - :( :( :(

:(:hf::(

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

lordoftheT posted:

Pretty sure I've seen a way to achieve this posted on these very forums.

Gotta gently caress up your dick and balls to get tits. Unless you want plastic ones but then who cares anymore.

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
i am the master of my dick

Gonzo the Eggman
Apr 15, 2010

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes.
A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
It is indeed possible to have both a dick and boobs. The best of both worlds.

BLerchg
May 8, 2015

InterFaced posted:

It is indeed possible to have both a dick and boobs. The best of both worlds.

There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
first GIS result for cisman is this

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
wtf africa

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



BLerchg posted:

There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits.

still fuckable

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Decebal posted:

As for the people who willingly hate theirs to the point where they want to KILL it - :( :( :(

I for one do not condone dick murder

Judas Priest Friday
Jul 1, 2010

BLerchg posted:

There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits.

i too saw the trailer for ted 2

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
every time someone is complaining about her period or cramps or poo poo like that I'm glad to have a dick

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Moridin920 posted:

every time someone is complaining about her period or cramps or poo poo like that I'm glad to have a dick

I get dick cramps sometimes

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Meh, wasnt for me.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Heh...yeah

Thx op

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

psyopmonkey posted:

Meh, wasnt for me.

you...you mean it's over ?! you did it ? Nooooo psyop, don't

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Decebal posted:

you...you mean it's over ?! you did it ? Nooooo psyop, don't

better update your fanpage to reflect this loss

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



havin' a dick is pretty rad
ask my mom ask my dad
don't ask my loving rear end in a top hat stepdad brad
because he wouldn't know

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DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
I keep my dick collection in a giant jar of formaldehyde.

It keeps them fresh.

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