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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

because it's spectacular.



it's got that chic from that movie you know the one, Dawson from Dawsons Creek, the gnome from Ally Macbeal, a fat guy who kind of looks like Ronnie Filyaw and some other people.

in just the first episode, they unravel an international baby stealing operation that targets white American babies and sell them to Germans and Saudis at online auctions. they do this by hacking baby monitors, and then sending meth head drug mules into their homes to show the baby to the camera for the auction. because that's how many white babies go missing from suburban America every day.

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

in the second episode, a guy hacks a roller coaster to get into the good part of the forums

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
do they zoom in on the computers

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

DO THEY EVER!

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

we had a thread but it was too early for a thread then. by now there's gotta be some good highlight reels

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?
it's really good and the hackers go to exteme effort to pull off huge complicated scams but this causes digital dust which can be collected by the rapper kid who was a very bad hacker but now he does good deeds only

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?
a good episode would be

a hacker buys an el cheapo laptop with cash and then boots up kali or w/e and wardrives or just uses his neighbor's wifi to do a bunch of cool computer crimes and then throws the laptop away

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

how many asscracks has the guy second left posed next to?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
eenie meenie miney moe
catch a tiger by its toe
cause i'm black you know i flow
and its okay to call my mom a hoe

shameful fuckin character

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
do they ever connect a laptop to a flying plane while chasing it in a car? this is important

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

axolotl farmer posted:

in the second episode, a guy hacks a roller coaster to get into the good part of the forums

this is actually 100% true

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.
I bet this show makes a lot of decrepit IT workers real angry because they say things about computers that aren't true

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.
Huh, creating a visual GUI interface to track an IP address? Do these pieces of poo poo even code?? loving Christ.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

the only crime show worth watching was columbo

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

Sweevo posted:

the only crime show worth watching was columbo

and young and the restless

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
og law & order you loving philistines

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Sweevo posted:

the only crime show worth watching was columbo

Hill Street Blues

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I enjoyed the show "forever" but season 2 ain't hapenin

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

carry on then posted:

how many asscracks has the guy second left posed next to?

ffff how did I get beaten to this observation!?

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I don't even have television :chord:

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
"have you seen that csi cyber? i cant believe patricia arquette would agree to appear in such a horrible show." - my dad, a non tech person who thinks ncis is the greatest show ever made

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exr6duoMaf0

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.





you've got mail

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

boy hackers are awful, lonely, fat nerds with gross neckbeards

girl hackers are awful, lonely, asian nerds with stupid hair/tattoos/clothes

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

guess which one i am :*

pram
Jun 10, 2001
Join us now and share the software;
You'll be free, hackers, you'll be free.
Join us now and share the software;
You'll be free, hackers, you'll be free.

Hoarders can get piles of money,
That is true, hackers, that is true.
But they cannot help their neighbors;
That's not good, hackers, that's not good.

When we have enough free software
At our call, hackers, at our call,
We'll kick out those dirty licenses
Ever more, hackers, ever more.

Join us now and share the software;
You'll be free, hackers, you'll be free.
Join us now and share the software;
You'll be free, hackers, you'll be free.

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Lol, it so funny

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!
Slippery Tilde

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

og law & order you loving philistines

back when the black guy from G vs E was a lawyer

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker

Sweevo posted:

the only crime show worth watching was columbo

murder she wrote was pretty good

two powergloves



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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol

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