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Nigmaetcetera posted:Jews only have to brush once a day instead of twice to prevent tooth decay This is actually true. But you have to use Christian baby blood, of course.
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social vegan posted:instead of celebrating christmas jews stay inside and get angry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOhKQyRAo6k
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May 16, 2015 00:23
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Only pure-blooded Palestinians can permanently kill them.
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May 16, 2015 00:43
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May 16, 2015 00:50
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Jew girls give great blowjobs.
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jews for jesusAndroid Bicyclist posted:Jew girls give great blowjobs. disagreed.
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May 16, 2015 01:14
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Windows 98 posted:Why the gently caress am I so low on seltzer water...? Sooo did you hit that deer with your car or with a shovel?
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May 16, 2015 01:19
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Pudding Huxtable posted:Sooo did you hit that deer with your car or with a shovel? Ayy lmao
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May 16, 2015 01:27
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JakeP posted:The real question is why do you buy off-brand cola you pleb it's cheaper, duh
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May 16, 2015 01:28
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the only thing jews actually get offended by is offering hydrox instead of oreos at a party
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May 16, 2015 02:17
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they control international finance as well as the professional starcraft 2 circuit
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May 16, 2015 02:20
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every Jew has at least one gold filling, in their culture this is called "Dorons Reserve"
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May 16, 2015 02:23
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if you bury a Jew near an olive tree it will fruit earlier in the season
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May 16, 2015 02:25
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if you want to know how much a Jew spent on his suit roll up 100$ bills into a bankroll until it is as thick as the Jews index finger
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May 16, 2015 02:36
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social vegan posted:jew can, and will, vote But will keep others from voting* *Applies only in the "Jewish state".
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May 16, 2015 02:47
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Jews are really good as basketball. Not kidding that used to be a thing. "The game places a premium on an alert scheming mind, flashy trickiness, artful dodging and general smart-aleckness."
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May 16, 2015 03:21
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they're just great guys in general who will always have your back and always look out for you, even if you haven't seen 'em in forever this is not a real stereotype but is completely reflective of my own experiences with a couple of real mensches who i wish were family
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May 16, 2015 03:32
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May 16, 2015 03:34
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Jews are neat and passionate lovers
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Demora posted:Their hair is amazingly soft. this is actually true. jewfros are hideous abominations but drat if they dont feel nice
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May 16, 2015 04:08
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Profondo Rosso posted:this is actually true. jewfros are hideous abominations but drat if they dont feel nice It may be soft, but there is A LOT OF IT. Source: ME
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May 16, 2015 04:13
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heh
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May 16, 2015 06:28
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My best friend once said, after offering him a cream soda, "I wouldn't be a very good Jew if I turned down a cream soda."
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May 16, 2015 06:30
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If you kill a Jew two more appear in its place. Turns out Hitler was just trying to make more Jews.
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May 16, 2015 06:47
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Oy Vey.
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psyopmonkey posted:Oy Vey.  Seltzer water AND egg?? Looks like what we got here is a Double Meme!!!
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May 16, 2015 08:00
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During Jewish weddings they have bedding ceremonies much like in ASOFAI whenever nobles get married.
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May 16, 2015 08:03
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i heard they can't tell the difference between ketchup and tomato sauce, c/d? they also seem to love coke (not a rude nose joke)
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May 16, 2015 08:03
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they're malevolent supernatural beings akin to lovecraft's outer gods
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May 16, 2015 08:09
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They are the organisms that live in your mouth and mine out the valuable dentin to give you cavities
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May 16, 2015 12:54
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Markedly inferior to WASPs in the important category of lawn maintenance
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May 16, 2015 13:33
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Nigmaetcetera posted:they're just great guys in general who will always have your back and always look out for you, even if you haven't seen 'em in forever This is the truth.
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May 16, 2015 13:59
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OMG, totes hilarious! Guys, did you notice someone did the thing in a thread about Jews! That's original quality humour right there!
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May 16, 2015 14:17
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therattle posted:OMG, totes hilarious! Guys, did you notice someone did the
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May 16, 2015 14:19
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ethanol posted:gently caress off gbs 1.0 
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May 16, 2015 14:29
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Can bulldoze houses within a minute.
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May 16, 2015 14:42
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All the foreskins from bris are fed to pigs. This is why pigs aren't kosher.
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May 16, 2015 14:43
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Jews stole the cookies from the cookie jar
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they are the ones who convinced george lucas to add jar jar and all that midichlorian bullshit
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