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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
lol at his nerd fans

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Idk who that is. Is that that female musician lady???? :confused:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
all famous people are sex criminals until proven otherwise as far as I'm concerned

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
perhaps all people are sex criminals by nature and fame is merely the conduit by which that nature can take form

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
link?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

his face and body are a crime against sex, but did he do something new?

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
how much of a sex criminal would you be if you were famous:
I would be at least 4/10 sex criminal before watching spiderman and realizing the responsibility that comes with my power

edit : famous sex criminal scale 1 is louis ck and 10 is cosby

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



http://defamer.gawker.com/louis-c-k-will-call-you-up-to-talk-about-his-alleged-s-1687820755

"The comedian allegedly took two women up to his room, but at some point they barged out, claiming he had started masturbating in front of them without warning." lol

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Moridin920 posted:

all famous people are sex criminals until proven otherwise as far as I'm concerned

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

https://www.google.com fucker

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
First Kobe now Louis CK

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
Dat dad bod doh

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
don't care still like him

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Feminition posted:

http://defamer.gawker.com/louis-c-k-will-call-you-up-to-talk-about-his-alleged-s-1687820755

"The comedian allegedly took two women up to his room, but at some point they barged out, claiming he had started masturbating in front of them without warning." lol

they made that illegal?

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
What kind of a retard would believe an unsorced gawker link that has no names attached to it?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
lol masturbating without warning

If he warned them it would have been ok

Pox
Feb 16, 2015
Every time I read a Gawker article I end up hoping the author gets outed as a pedophile or something.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

didn't this happen years ago to those two singing girl comedians

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
maybe they should write a song about it

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

fire a warning masturbation

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





good it means this should end up a funny bit in his next routine

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
only a jerk off would do something like that

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
those women can never unsee that *shiver*

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost
Sex laws are so skewed against men it's ridiculous. I mean if a woman started masturbating in front of me without warning it wouldn't be a big deal.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Goon project: Let's rape Louis CK

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg48ZZ2wYfM

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Parallax Scroll posted:

they made that illegal?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
if you're a comedian there's like a 100% chance you're into some hosed up poo poo

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm


http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3720370

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

quote:

At the Aspen Comedy Festival a few years ago, he invited a female comedy duo back to his hotel room. The two ladies gladly joined him, and offered him some weed. He turned it down, but asked if it would be OK if he took his dick out.

Thinking he was joking (that’s exactly the kind of thing this guy would say), the women gave a facetious thumbs up. He wasn’t joking. When he actually started jerking off in front of them, the ladies decided that wasn’t their bag and made for the exit. But the comedian stood in front of the door, blocking their way with his body, until he was done.

lol i hope this is in a future episode. it was just a humorous misunderstanding

Hot Wet Pizza Slut
Jun 10, 2012

lovely to look at
delightful to hold
but if you shall break it
to you it is sold

Huge Lady Pleaser posted:

Sex laws are so skewed against men it's ridiculous. I mean if a woman started masturbating in front of me without warning it wouldn't be a big deal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQfwgzoiq4c

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Cnut the Great posted:

lol i hope this is in a future episode. it was just a humorous misunderstanding

Louis CK really has to scratch his balls and they come in to the bathroom without knocking and act disgusted beyond belief. Then a Russian satellite crashes through the roof because ~magical realism~

Argh
Feb 15, 2005
a wanton jerker

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
They went back to his hotel room and then were ~shocked~ that he wanted to do sex stuff.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
how ironic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4hNaFkbZYU

Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 00:14 on May 16, 2015

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

Miltank posted:

They went back to his hotel room and then were ~shocked~ that he wanted to do sex stuff.

yes, totally, totes. bitches please remember not to go somewhere with a man unless your planning on sexing him. or at least watching him jerk off. ffs

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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Oh now it's illegal to whip your dick out and start masturbating and block the door and not let anybody leave until you're done? THANKS FEMINISTS

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