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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Halliburton!

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ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

But my daughter made it for me!

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?
That Halliburton gag had me rolling.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Wait, Giselle knows about me?

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Instructions so easy, even a Puerto Rican could understand them!

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
He can legally drink at Taco Bell.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?
That skit will be depressing when Davidson gets culled.

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



YEAH RIBLET!!!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
riblet baby!

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

I laughed at Jalpeno business. It's me, I am the one who likes puns.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Jalapeno business! Tee-hee.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

JohnSherman posted:

That skit will be depressing when Davidson gets culled.

Davidson isn't going anywhere

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
gently caress YOU GARY LEISAK

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
I'd be okay if Riblet took Che's job.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

quote:

The campaign to put a woman on the twenty dollar bill is being considered a great step forward in gender equality. Analysts are saying that we can expect the new bills to have approximately 70% of the value of the old bills.

That's how you do that joke, Riblet.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Didn't expect this to be a recurring bit, but I'm not complaining

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I like this one let's keep it going.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I'm very happy this is back

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

I like this one let's run it into the ground

Revol
Aug 1, 2003

EHCIARF EMERC...
EHCIARF EMERC...

JohnSherman posted:

That's how you do that joke, Riblet.

Dawg, you just took Riblet's jorb!

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
God damnit nobody cares about excelsior springs you gently caress

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Yes it is an SNL skit.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Who the gently caress is the target demographic of an ad featuring the Coneheads in 2015

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!
That was an...odd use of the Coneheads in a State Farm commercial.

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
I never realized how important the Rock was for that character.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
For some reason I believe Beck Bennett is 3 feet tall.

I think it's because of baby boss.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I love how Kyle Mooney looks like he time-travelled here from 1994 no matter what skit he's in.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Time to return to the cobbler sketch?

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



Codependent Poster posted:

Time to return to the cobbler sketch?

Gotta find out the results!

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Yay weather coverage ends just in time for Rhianna!!

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
Umbrella was a good Rhianna song.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Rihanna's Macho Man tassels are incredible.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Rese de WHAT

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

It was actually just a wooden drugstore Indian

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Hot

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
My sister's wife taught me how to body surf.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Rihanna in that outfit reminds me of someone, but I can't place whom.

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.
Yeah goons have dropped SNL this season. Solid episode though.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Oh NBC has replaced the church show after SNL with something else. Lucky day!!

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

FishBulb posted:

Oh NBC has replaced the church show after SNL with something else. Lucky day!!

It's always been The Closer here.

This episode opened with The Closer (I don't know her name) looking for her cat. It was literally like 3 or 4 minutes of her saying "Kitty! Kitty kitty kitty!" over and over again.

SunshineDanceParty posted:

Yeah goons have dropped SNL this season. Solid episode though.

It's the site.

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