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Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015

Waroduce posted:

Where did goatse first appear?


Who is that gentleman, does he know he is famous?


Somewhere, a man ponders his stretched anus being seen by a city

Gawker is usually absolute poo poo but I like this article they did about the Goatse man:

http://gawker.com/finding-goatse-the-mystery-man-behind-the-most-disturb-5899787

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Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

jarofpiss posted:

love the cop in the bottom left just staring up at it with his hands on his hips all indignant like

He's like a museum security guard. "Yes that is a butthole. Please move along, sir"

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Mange Mite posted:

He's like a museum security guard. "Yes that is a butthole. Please move along, sir"

"we didn't cover this one in academy"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lol

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014


No ring. 0/5

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Beef Turret posted:

I was the one that hacked the thing, here's the uncensored photo to prove it https://i.imgur.com/5dWOEfv.jpg :nws:

Gj beef turret, I will buy you a beer when you get out of federal sex offender prison.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

ah yes the hacking it security arm of the gay friend of the family association of america

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

lol

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
the goatse / gnaa head guy just got out of prison btw :lol:

(got convicted for hacking verizon at&t or something and successfully appealed)

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
the big question is, now that goatse is mainstream, will goons turn on it like they inevitably do on everything else

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
goatse has been around for at least like 15 years right?

Halah
Sep 1, 2003

Maybe just another light that shines
A possibly pornographic image of a man in full-moon position appeared on a Buckhead billboard Saturday


That's pretty much the best description of goatse ever

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


thathonkey posted:

goatse has been around for at least like 15 years right?

I first encountered it in 1997 on IRC

SADDLE ME UP
Dec 2, 2014
It was shawty lo he clownin

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Unbelievably Fat Man posted:

I first encountered it in 1997 on IRC

Gentlemen, the image itself is now old enough to have sex with.

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
I was having a really bad morning and I just want to give my profound thanks to whoever did this along with my encouragements to continue replacing security holes with fleshy ones.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

lmao

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Waroduce posted:

Somewhere, a man ponders his stretched anus being seen by a city

Tashan Dorrsett fucked around with this message at 20:52 on May 16, 2015

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Gilok posted:

Gentlemen, the image itself is now old enough to have sex with.
brb

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
lmoa

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Link the full picture tyvm

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Windows 98 posted:

Link the full picture tyvm

i can do you one better :nws: http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/3029869/Double-Anal...-Legs-in-the-air-and-more-than-a-Penis

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


He looks really happy in those pictures. Good for him.

In his usual face shot he looks neutral or kinda sad. I'm glad he can find joy in his life, for he has given so much joy to the world.

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000


aaah,

quote:

Mooning, however, has a contorted legal history on whether it is defined as artistic expression protected by the First Amendment.

...

“This has occurred in other states as well,” she said.

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
Frame goatse put it on a wall. It's a work of art.

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Do It Once Right posted:

He looks really happy in those pictures. Good for him.

In his usual face shot he looks neutral or kinda sad. I'm glad he can find joy in his life, for he has given so much joy to the world.


:nws:riskyclick:nws:

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

zooted heh posted:

Frame goatse put it on a wall. It's a work of art.

i have faith in 50 years there will be an art museum exhibiting ubiquitous viral internet art and the goat man will be on display

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


zooted heh posted:

Frame goatse put it on a wall. It's a work of art.

art is whatever makes people feel

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
i certainly feel some type of way

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

I bet he does pilates.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


art has spent thousands of years trying to show someone's inner most parts to the rest of the world

the goat man has been the most successful imo

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
i was obsessed with the goatman as a child and i can say first hand as a leading expert in the field that Kirk J/Kirk Johnson is definitely without a shadow of a doubt the goatman. every minute detail about them line up -- every single mole, every ridge of the prolapse, the diameter of his gapes. everything, save for one small detail. a lot of skeptics will point out the achilles heel of the kirk j = goatman camp: kirk doesn't wear a ring. there are rare, early kirk image sets where he is also seen wearing a gold ring, and kirk has mentioned that he used to be married. presumably goatman was some of kirk's earliest work. but there is no definite answer. a shroud of mystery. is kirk the goatman? did kirk ever wear the ring? is he married and did he just forget to take it off for the goatman pictures, or is he divorced? did he murder his wife? is kirk an imposter goatman?

the kind of questions that will drive a man insane.

Tashan Dorrsett fucked around with this message at 00:11 on May 17, 2015

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

goatse is the least ugly part of any building in that photo

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


Tashan Dorrsett posted:

i was obsessed with the goatman as a child and i can say first hand as a leading expert in the field that Kirk J/Kirk Johnson is definitely without a shadow of a doubt the goatman. every minute detail about them line up -- every single mole, every ridge of the prolapse, the diameter of his gapes. everything, save for one small detail. a lot of skeptics will point out the achilles heel of the kirk j = goatman camp: kirk doesn't wear a ring. there are rare, early kirk image sets where he is also seen wearing a gold ring, and kirk has mentioned that he used to be married. presumably goatman was some of kirk's earliest work. but there is no definite answer. a shroud of mystery. is kirk the goatman? did kirk ever wear the ring? is he married and did he just forget to take it off for the goatman pictures, or is he divorced? did he murder his wife? is kirk an imposter goatman?

the kind of questions that will drive a man insane.

yet another one hit wonder

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.
Who the gently caress calls 911 over this poo poo?

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Hello old friend. :)

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Irradiation posted:

Who the gently caress calls 911 over this poo poo?

You know, wouldn't that call be available under freedom of information?

I would love to hear it :allears:.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Helical Nightmares posted:

You know, wouldn't that call be available under freedom of information?

I would love to hear it :allears:.

with the type of people who live in buckhead i suspect it was just "oh lawd" x50

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The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

jarofpiss posted:

"we didn't cover this one in academy"

he tried tazing the sign, but it had no effect. the training didn't cover anything beyond that.

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