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I am an ICU nurse and I post regularly in the Goon Doctor's gross as gently caress healthcare stories thread. I am currently in the middle of a week straight of twelve-hour shifts. Let me tell you about my days. Today I got report on two critical care patients: one a frequent flier whose weird forced joking behavior makes me want to punch myself, and one an incredibly cute and spry 90+ lady who runs her own business at home despite weighing as much as my leg and having to cart oxygen everywhere she goes. The latter looked super easy and would probably be downgraded to a telemetry overflow (less critical) pt within an hour or two. The former had five docs writing orders on her, so I knew I was in for a long day of running back into the room with new orders every twelve minutes. Also during report the night nurse explained that she had poo poo the bed catastrophically the night before-- "worse than I've ever seen in my whole career--" and that she had somehow slathered it all over her body while sleeping. One hour into the shift, another nurse (whom I hate) started complaining of back pain, but rather than take a sick day and go home, she insisted on sticking around to be house troubleshooter-- a cushy, easy job that still gets paid. She probably was having back pain, but not anything like what she was claiming. Since I had two "easy" pts, they gave me both of her pts too-- a completely insane non compliant dialysis pt who screamed and threw things, and another frequent flier who refused all care unless bribed with drugs. She left for troubleshooting without giving me report, so I pieced together what I could from the chart. Back in my 90yo lady's room, I was wiping blood off her face and hands (she's on a blood thinner and knocked off a scab) when I heard an open heart pt going down the hall outside with the physical therapist. "I'm really dizzy," he said. She asked if he was going to fall down, and he replied: "Probably yeah." I dropped the blood rag and dashed into the hallway to watch the guy-- six foot three-- abruptly die and collapse to the floor, slowed in his descent by the therapist's tiny body. I rushed into his room, grabbed his pacer, hooked it up, and had him alive again before his nurse could come back from lunch. I assume he had a valve surgery and lost conduction. Dialysis started in the crazy lady's room. Had to explain to her that no, she couldn't have a two-liter of coke to drink during dialysis. She threatened to leave; I threatened to withhold pain meds. She stayed. Pain pill lady called five times during this. Brought her meds. She asked why I was so slow and I stared at her, barely comprehending. I have slept perhaps six hours this week. Thirty minutes later she called me back. Turns out she had a huge drain tube in her belly that back-pain nurse failed to mention (and I didn't see because I still hadn't been able to pull enough one for a full assessment). The bag had filled up like a balloon and popped. "I wondered when you were gonna change it," the lady said. Quiet screaming in the IV fluid closet until calm enough to gather supplies and clean up. So many new orders on frequent flier lady. I am giving her the fifth blood pressure pill of the day when the fire alarm goes off. All pts closed into their rooms for the duration. The fire is in a different building. In the excitement, the old lady poops herself. While cleaning this, I feel my glasses-- which are damaged already-- let go. I end up rigging a contraption out of rubber bands and tegaderm tape. It looks horrible. For my lunch break at four pm, I go to the on-campus opto clinic and blow $50 on some righteously ugly "leopard tortie" that looks like a rotten banana. Finally a new pt arrives, acute psychotic med reaction. She is screaming slurs and filth at everyone. She is less than teeth-five years old. She hits and kicks and has to be restrained. Back pain nurse will take her on-- back pain has disappeared. She kicks like a mule. News! The crazy pt will discharge home now; the other three will be transferred out. At shift change. I call three different nurses, then pack and expel the crazy lady. Then I finish charting and go home. Now I am going to sleep. Good night, feigned pages of my illusory diary.
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Today I took report initially on one pt, a man with a neurological disorder that has left him wheelchair-bound and epileptic. Recently he seized during a wheelchair transfer and broke his hip. Now, after hip surgery, he remains unable to swallow, massively incontinent of urine and stool, and extremely forgetful. He wants oral swabs soaked in water, because his mouth is dry-- we are giving him IV water and food, but this doesn't keep your stomach from growling or moisten your throat-- but he can't remember when he's had them, and he presses his call light every twenty seconds. I almost never take a call bell away from a pt, but I took this one away. I feel vague guilt, and also this increases my workload since I now have to ask him every fifteen minutes if he needs anything. The answer is always "swab." I can only give him one every thirty minutes; he chokes on even that little bit of water. I attempted to start a feeding tube earlier but it just made his nose bleed, which kept me at the bedside suctioning him until the bleeding stopped so he wouldn't choke. That can take a while, since you can't put pressure on the bleed. Meanwhile, took an admit from an urgent care clinic, a little old man whose heart is too slow (bradycardia). He will get a pacemaker today. However, the night doc was caught up in a Code Blue, and failed to put on ANY orders. The day doc had no time to put in orders for a full 1.5 hours after admit. I just started dopamine and crossed my fingers, as the urgent care clinic had already tried atropine. Paging the night doc got me written up. gently caress her anyway.
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May 16, 2015 19:41
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The rest of the shift was fairly uneventful. The old man's heart converted back to a more stable rhythm (sinus bradycardia is better than junctional bradycardia) so they're holdin off on his pacemaker until tomorrow. The neurological disorder guy just made me sadder and sadder. His brother brought in his dentures so he could chew food, even though he can't even swallow his spit. He constantly begged for water, but choked on even the few drops from the mouth swabs I gave him every thirty minutes. A little investigation revealed that he's been on hydrocodone every six hours for the last thirteen years, but since admission hasn't received a single pill of it-- or any of his psych or anti-seizure meds-- because he couldn't swallow after surgery. Whether this is because of advancing neurodegenerative processes or because the intra-operative intubation process damaged his throat, he stil needs the drat drugs. Plus he had loving surgery, he needs pain meds. I threw a fit and got IV morphine, then finally got it switched to a PCA (patient-controlled analgesia) pump so he could dose himself at need. The dentures were time-consuming. They had to be cleaned and stored, the container labeled, their presence noted in the chart, etc etc. Paperwork. Another nurse asked if I could do a sign-off with her. This facility requires sign-offs on all cardioactives, sedatives, and electrolytes, in addition to the universal two-RN blood sign-off. Her pt looked lovely, pale, and sweaty. I hovered for a few minutes while she listened to the pt's chest for some loving reason, waiting for my chance to sign off on whatever drug, then watched her nod briskly, walk back to the computer, and enter all this into the "clinical death" flow sheet. gently caress, that was a dead body. Cleaned up my pts, gave report, am now on the sofa falling asleep mid-sentence. Tomorrow is day 5 of 7.
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May 17, 2015 06:28
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The reason I had to sign off on the pt's death is that apparently once an RN had a dying old person hauled off to the morgue before their heart was quiiiite done. This is easier than you might think, because the heart keeps slight electrical impulses for a while after death, and a weak pulse isn't always palpable. We both had to listen to his chest for two minutes straight to make sure we couldn't hear any beats (ie valves closing). I mean, at the point where your heart beat is debatable, your brain is getting no perfusion and you are already brain-dead, but recent corpses do enough weird poo poo like breathing and farting that it's a bit much to risk em having a heartbeat as well.
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May 17, 2015 06:33
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Today started off much better than yesterday. Got my pts back; the little old man with bradycardia recovered overnight and was able to go home by 0930 without having to get a pacemaker. He was delighted and I was also glad for him, not least because getting discharged to home from the ICU almost never happens before lunch. I am a discharge beast though. Spent maybe twenty minutes after his discharge quietly charting in the end of the hallway where the lights hadn't been turned up yet. The suction canister in the empty room created a strange auditory illusion, as if I were sitting near a pond full of frogs all chiming at once. The dim light and weirdly outdoor sound is very soothing and I am relaxed as I drink my first coffee of the day and finish documenting that my patients are still alive and functioning. The neurodegenerative guy was amazingly improved by the administration of pain meds overnight. Even his swallow was stronger (or else, quite possibly, he's so hosed up that he can't tell when water slides into his lungs and doesn't bother coughing), so tomorrow he's gonna get a barium swallow study-- swallowing barium-enriched fluids in front of an X-ray-- and if he passes that he can eat again. Crossing my fingers for you, dude. Also got a PICC line in him, which is a long IV that goes all the way up your arm into your heart, allowing us to give you much stronger and more concentrated medications without injuring or burning your veins-- things like potassium, which is very painful given through a peripheral IV, and total parenteral nutrition aka IV food. Palliative Care came by and talked to his brother about his end-of-life wishes and the possibility of transferring him back to his adult family home on hospice, where he can live out the rest of his days with his treatment focus being comfort rather than recovery. Physical Therapy has a hard time working with him because he has so much pain. He apologizes every time he asks for anything, or anything is offered to him. He is pathetically grateful and wary in a way that reminds me of an abused dog, and I asked the social worker if anything needed looking into. We agreed to defer any investigation until the psych team came by to see him, since he'd had no psych meds for days and is technically schizophrenic. Sure enough, he was having a massive onslaught of hateful and abusive voices telling him that he was a bad patient and deserved to die and that the people here were waiting for him to go to sleep so they could hurt him. Jesus motherfucker. We started him on orally-dissolving cheek-absorbed olanzapine to help him. It's really easy for things to slip through the cracks, but I could kick myself for not pushing sooner for other psych med vectors. Meanwhile, I replaced my old bradycardia dude with a new guy from the cath lab, a fifty-year-old man with a history of morbid obesity, prior V-fib arrest, two cardiac stents, heart failure, diuretics and sodium restriction, diabetes, chronic renal insufficiency, and a pacemaker. He and his whole family reeked of cigarette smoke and not one of them weighed less than a Ford pickup. "Genetics," he said. "My bad luck. Dad had a bad heart too." I mean, no. It's not genetics. You might be a nice dude, but you're also fat as hell and it's literally killing you. Your blood is so sugary it's shredding your heart from inside out and your blood fats are so high that butter chunks the size of thimbles are bobbing in your aorta, and THAT, my friend, is why you're dying. He had another stent placed, a 98% OM occlusion roto-rootered out. Lingering reperfusion pain. Nitroglycerin, morphine, and a nice neighborly dose of ativan fixed him right up. Still had the arterial sheath in his groin where they'd gone in, done up nice and neat with a syringe of heparin taped to it and the line clamped, presumably full of anticoagulant. Orders to remove it two hours after the last bit of anti-clotting agent went in. He complained nonstop about having to keep his leg straight, which I understand sucks, but also which I understand is LESS horrible than 10/10 crushing chest pain with blue-lipped shortness of breath. Maybe my priorities are hosed. After that it was just putting out fires for a while, but sooo many fires. The next pt down the hall was receiving continuous renal replacement therapy, a sort of constant bedside low-grade dialysis that requires a one-to-one nurse who can constantly monitor and adjust it. Nobody else on the floor besides that nurse was checked off to handle CRRT, but I've done it at other facilities a million times, so the charge nurse asked if I could break the CRRT nurse for lunch. No big, done. Then gave another nurse a break-- I've had both of her pts before and knew them well enough to need very little report. Stent guy wanted lunch, but declared that he hated hospital food. Family offered to go get him something to eat. "I want one of those bacon crab mac and cheese plates from Cheesecake Factory and an order of crispy egg rolls," he said. "I'm so sorry," I cut in, "but both of those are definitely off the menu. Let's see if we can come up with something better for you." "Why can't I eat what I want? I'm sick, I need comfort food." "Sir, you just had a heart attack." He looked at me like I had just started speaking Urdu. "...And?" Family left with orders not to bring him ANYTHING and a very pointed hint that they might want to attend his meeting with the nutritionist tomorrow. Pt ordered a burger from the hospital menu for dinner. Did not want light mayonnaise. Angry that the burger would not include cheese. Asked if he could have three burgers, hold all the veggies. Dietary declined and pointed out that this would put him far over his daily salt intake limit. Pt stewed for an hour, then called his mother and asked her to sneak him a cheesecake. Darwin is coming for you, sir. At this point, exhausted, I went into neuro guy's room to give him a tylenol (paracetamol) suppository, his IV antibiotic, and his IV metoprolol. The cheek-dissolving schizophrenia med was nowhere to be found; I messaged pharmacy to have it sent up. Everything was due at 1400, an hour before shift change for the eight-hour nurses (not me) at 1500, so there was a line for the drug machine. He was pooping in his bed, and his previous IV medication wasn't done yet, so I figured I would go take a lunch nap for thirty minutes and come back at 1445 to finish everything. At 1440 the charge nurse woke me up and told me I would be taking the CRRT pt at 1500, checked off or no, because that nurse had to go home and there wasn't anyone else to cover. Fuuuuuuuuck. I went and gave report to the oncoming nurse, apologizing for the state of things, putting the cheek-dissolving medication from the tube station straight into her hand, and helping her clean and turn the guy (who had finished pooping). Then I dashed over and took the world's most intense report on the CRRT pt, who was preparing to have her CRRT run ended so that tomorrow she could have normal dialysis. CRRT is mostly the same wherever you go, but the charting varies a bit. Oncoming nurse for my other pts comes into the room, raging. She is very upset that I left her so many chores to do. The room was messy, the meds weren't given on time, the orders weren't cleaned up, etc etc. I stare at her in bewilderment. Did I not tell her explicitly that I got ambushed with a pt exchange? I walked her through all of this, I know I did. I helped her clean up the guy. What is happening. Oh. That sheath I was going to pull at 1500, the one that was heparin-filled to keep it from clotting? Oh, this facility (where I have been working for six months) doesn't use heparin. All its arterial sheaths have to be hooked up to pressure bags to keep them from clotting. I am utterly horrified-- turns out nothing clotted and he was fine-- and then humiliated beyond reason. The charge nurse comes into the room and asks if I have much experience with sheaths. (Basic sheath management is taught in nursing school and learned hands-on during the first week or two of any ICU career, since every ICU with a cath lab gets thirty of them a week.) I stare at my hands, face burning, and wait to die. I insist on writing up the incident report with the charge nurse. I kind of want to puke. The other nurse comes back every five minutes to tell me about another thing she found that I did wrong/didn't do/should have cleaned/should have told her in report. Some of the stuff is truly piddling. She's angry, but rightfully angry, because she got shafted. I also got shafted. I look out the window, where some kind of fluffy tree is shedding its down into the breeze, where it drifts lazily through the air over the highway and makes the world outside look hot and slow. The hospital seems to be immersed in golden brilliant syrup, an ocean of something too heavy to inhale. If I stepped out into it and held my breath, I would gradually ascend to the surface, a big human bubble rising through viscous light. I shake myself out of it. Day six of seven is full of weird little moments like this. I am very tired and I want to breathe air that isn't filtered. The CRRT machine beeps and I empty its four-gallon bag of pee. The pt has a drain tube in her abdomen that collects oozing, gloppy tan stuff as it pours from her abdomen, where her colon suffered two recent surgeries after a perforation. (The subsequent infection is why her kidneys are so hosed up.) I can't tell if it's pus or not and I'm a little worried. I page the GI physician's assistant, and am treated to an amazing story: apparently the colon, when shocked, forms a thick brown crust around itself called a rind, which later liquefies and oozes away. Since she's starting to recover, the rind is dissolving, and the halfway-open incision on her belly is giving it a place to drain to, mostly into the drain itself. The sixty mLs of tan phlegm I've been pouring out every hour are, apparently, liquefied traumatic colon rind. I know what I'm naming my next garage band. I educate the pt's family extensively on renal health and infection processes. They all look tired and bruised. I bring them coffee and very gently ask the daughter to take her father home and have him get some sleep. He agrees to go, and kisses his wife's forehead goodbye. She squeeze his hand back, the first purposeful movement we've seen since she got sick. He cries hysterically and kisses her hand over and over. Their daughter guides him carefully out of the room to the waiting transport wheelchair that I've called to carry him to the car. I promise to call if anything changes, and he says he will be back in two hours. The daughter quietly tells me that if he falls asleep, she won't wake him up unless I call. She really is getting better. I think she stands a chance. There is a potluck in the break room. I manage a ten-minute break, load up on quinoa salad and lettuce salad and hummus, and quietly mourn the huge pancit feasts of my previous facility. Food's pretty good though. I cram it down, bitch a little about my day, get back to work. As i leave the break room a coworker comes in with a flan in a cake pan, which he dramatically inverts onto a plate. It's not a flan at all, it's a butthole-textured, donut-shaped jelly cushion used in surgery to keep pressure off patient's faces while they're lying face down. I laugh so hard I fart. I give an uneventful report, change all the CRRT bags, and stagger to my car. My sister, who is in nursing school, has texted me: her friend from her rock-climbing days in Yosemite died yesterday in a failed base jump. I call her up and listen to her work through it as I drive home. She's a CNA when she's not in class, and she's calling me from the break room at work, crying. Ten minutes later somebody comes to get her because one of her pts has had a big bowel movement. I remind her that I'll see her at the end of the month and we say goodbye, neither of us admitting that today all our goodbyes feel a little like freefalls, because death and horror have become so familiar to us that we only notice them when they happen suddenly at the end of a plummeting drop.
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May 18, 2015 05:08
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Seven days of twelve-hour shifts have gone by. I am unspeakably tired. I will give my report tomorrow. I'm actually disappointed that we aren't doing the event thing. I was kind of excited to find out if anyone was reading, and to hear all the weird verbal abuse and whackjobbery that gbs spills into its neighbors.
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May 19, 2015 07:07
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I slept until 0900 this morning, laid in bed playing Monument Valley on my phone until 1045 (I have legitimately not played this game at all despite all my friends telling me I would love it), then convinced myself that brunch and a shower sounded better than just lying in bed forever. The shower was amazing because it took place in the middle of the day with no time constraints and I could shave everything and spend plenty of time staring at the wall and thinking about absolutely nothing. Showers are usually ten minutes of scrubbing, shampooing, and telling myself aloud: "Come on, come on, you're okay." They usually take place at 0530. This shower went on so long that I made my husband bring me hot tea with milk and sugar, which I drank in the shower, setting it on the little shelf between sips. He stuck around and sat on the (closed, hopefully) toilet and told me about the airplanes he saw at the flight museum restoration hangar last week. We haven't seen much of each other this week, so while I care very little about airplanes, it's nice to hear him talk about things he likes. Then I had a loving decadent brunch before time for him to head to school. Now I am sitting in a nest of blankets and pillows on the sofa. The coffee table is arranged with the accoutrements of another couple of dumb hobbies of mine, different types of tea in several french presses and teapots + an honest to god thirteen jars of different kinds of honey. I had a weekend in Hawaii recently and bought YET ANOTHER sampler set of honey and I like to sit with my tea and my honey and a pile of chopsticks and compare the different flavors. If I had a poo poo-ton of different kinds of cheese this setup would be perfect. Hi, yes, I am the most boring person you have ever met. The point of all this is: I will write up this report in extreme comfort. Yesterday morning I took report on my CRRT pt, whose renal replacement therapy had been turned off overnight in preparation for the day's dialysis, and another pt who was preparing for discharge after having a cardiac stent placed. I made sure the first pt was comfortable and all her drips were stable-- she was still requiring a little bit of norepinephrine to keep her blood pressure up-- and then settled in to discharge the stent guy in record time. (Different stent guy from the previous shift. That dude was still checked in down the hallway, ringing his call bell constantly to ask if random tiny things meant he was dying. I answered a few of those calls while his nurse was busy, and reassured him that a random itch on his foot, a mild headache, and a restless feeling in his legs were not in fact signs of imminent death, though I was a bit more tactful about it.) Taught the stent guy about his new blood-thinning medications and blood-pressure medications. He had a lazy eye that wandered around as I talked to him. Very difficult not to attempt normal eye-contact interactions with the lazy eye. Very polite and personable fellow, I just have a weird thing about lazy eyes that I have to compensate for so as to keep from being an rear end in a top hat. Finished the discharge, pulled out his IV, and called the transporter to come wheel him down to his wife's car. Caught up on my lady next door, whose blood pressure was kind of labile. Part of it was that I'd been measuring her BP mostly by an arterial line, which is a notoriously finicky process. I suspected she was also having breakthrough pain even under sedation. Turned up her fentanyl and crossed my fingers that I wouldn't bomb her pressure, and voila, she evened out. I don't blame her. The semi-open abdomen thing looks like hell. Her colon rind drainage was significantly reduced in volume and more liquid today. Her toes still look like poo poo-- she had very high doses of norepinephrine (also known as levophed) to keep her alive during the height of her illness, and norepi is well known for constricting your blood vessels until your toes turn black and drop off. Pt's family kept massaging the gross purple-black toes, trying to bring back circulation. Educated them on the importance of not dumping dead-tissue toxins into the bloodstream. Yes, she will probably lose most of her toes, although she stands a decent chance of living, so stop trying to milk rotten toe-meat back into her arteries, we cool? Her toenails were solid lumps of fungus. Family was bare-handing that poo poo. I must just be squeamish from hospital work but I wanted to throw up just watching it. Got caught up, oh my god, and went to help out down the hallway, where another nurse was landing a complete clusterfuck of a situation from the operating room. Her pt was an attractive lady in her fifties, wearing the kind of makeup you see on real estate agents, bleeding like a Tarantino extra from all her holes with her gut laid wide open under a delicate sheeting of saline-soaked gauze. Apparently she had been at work earlier and felt something 'pop'. Perforated small bowel, plus during surgery the MD had discovered a previously stable renal-aortic aneurysm which began to dissect under the stress. Deeply sedated and intubated, of course, but the room was a disaster area and the nurse was frantic. I called lab for her to make sure they'd started processing the pt's stat hematocrit, which they had not because uh, oops, then drew more labs, read blood, and generally did scut work for about half an hour until things started to calm down. One 'reads' blood by verifying all its information against the pt's armband, the computer's cross-checking sheet, and the various stickers on the bag of blood itself. Giving a pt the wrong blood can be swiftly and horribly fatal. Two RNs are always required for blood checks. Bailed out of that room to attend rounds for my lady. Rounds involves an assortment of hospital professionals, the care team, who circulate through the ICU in the morning and check up on all the pts to make sure nothing is missed. The intensivist, pharmacist, nutritionist, charge nurse, physical therapist charge, respiratory technician charge, and occasionally others like the infection control specialist or the social worker all gather up with their rolling computer carts and surround you, and you give report and talk about any concerns or plans for the day. Code blue by the front nurses station, yesterday's first heart-surgery pt. The pt's daughter came screaming and jumping out into the hallway, having pressed the code button herself. She was apparently an RN herself. The code team swarmed in and found that he wasn't dead dead, he was just having a massive vagal response from bearing down hard on the shitter while his heart was still stiff and shocky after surgery. Sigh of relief all around-- he wasn't an open-heart valve repair, just a triple bypass, so he didn't have pacer wires still installed (we keep them in the valve pts for a long time because valve surgery often disrupts the nerve pathway through the heart, resulting in sudden drop-dead moments like that one guy the other day) and therefore wouldn't have been an easy fix (seriously, nothing is easier than bringing back a valve pt with a pacemaker). The housekeeper came by to stat clean the now-empty room where the stent guy was before. Why a stat clean, I asked her? Oh, she said, you're getting a patient in this room. Me specifically? That's what the charge nurse said. WHAT THE gently caress. I call the charge nurse and ask if this is true, and sure enough, I am getting a femoral-popliteal bypass case from the OR in about thirty minutes. Oh, I didn't tell you? I'm sorry. The lack of communication is killing me. Toward the beginning of this run of days I was caring for three telemetry-level pts (a step down from ICU critical care), preparing one for a routine cardioversion, which for tele pts involves the team carrying them down to Special Procedures and bringing them back when they're finished. Instead, the whole team showed up at the bedside and asked me where the paralytics were. Turns out, somebody had decided to intubate the pt, perform a trans-esophageal echocardiogram (heart ultrasound from inside the esophagus), and cardiovert (shock the heart to break the pt out of a dangerously fast rhythm) AT THE BEDSIDE. Assurances that the pt would be made critical-care status. I ended up demanding that the flex RN take over that pt one-to-one, and I'm glad I did, because she turned out to be an utter disaster and there was nobody to take my other two teles. And after the previous shift's CRRT ambush, I really was not feeling good about the communication level with that charge nurse. Turns out though that she was just trying to make sure I got the easier of the two incoming pts, and had been delayed in telling me because the RN getting the other pt needed a lot of help setting up. Not excused, but understandable. Elevator call: my pt was on his way up. Out of nowhere, code blue. A pt on the other end of the unit who had been on a balloon pump-- a sausage-shaped balloon in his aorta that helped pump blood with each heartbeat, really cool tech but very risky-- had gone into cardiac arrest. The whole unit poured into that room to bring the guy back to life, leaving me to admit the new guy alone. This sounds worse than it is, mainly because the new guy was super nice and his wife was super nice and everything had gone without a hiccup. His potassium was very high, because his kidneys were chronically insufficient and he couldn't shed potassium very well, so I gave him a medicine to drink that gives you insane diarrhea but dumps all your potassium through your butthole. He was not happy about this, but he understood. We looked up all of his meds together and made sure everything else was right. He kept asking to pee, but he had a foley catheter in-- a tube that goes up your dick into your bladder to drain it. I kept telling him to pee whenever he needed to, but honestly, foleys are uncomfortable as poo poo. His leg looked great where the closed-off arteries had been bypassed and his pulses were strong. The incisions were minimal. I told him he'd be bikini-ready in six weeks and he laughed and spilled his cranberry juice everywhere. The balloon pump pt survived, but was for some reason immediately moved into full airborne precautions, the kind we use for tuberculosis. I still have no idea what that was about, but the nurses involved in that disaster were totally isolated for the rest of the shift, wearing bubble helmet respirators and gowns in an airlocked room at the end of the unit. I can't even imagine taking care of a loving balloon pump pt while under full airborne precautions. I am a sucker for high-acuity pts but that just sounds exhausting. Dialysis nurse showed up in the next room. I love it when my pts go on dialysis because they get a dedicated nurse to run the machine, which means I don't have to watch as closely because somebody with at least half a brain will let me know if anything's changing. Sure enough, as soon as he hooked her up, her blood pressure on the arterial line dumped. We both panicked a little and tried a few things, but nothing was touching that lovely blood pressure. I noted that the dialysis catheter was accessed on the same side as the brachial art line, suspected that the arterial outflow through the HD cath was sucking pressure away from the art line, and put a BP cuff on her other arm. Sure enough, her BP was fine. Maybe a little on the high side. gently caress yes, dialysis go. Helped a nurse the next room over with bathing and prettying up her pt. I have taken care of this pt frequently over the month she's been on our ICU. She's in her thirties, a mother of two and part-time special-needs tutor, with a sweet-faced husband at her bedside constantly. She was very healthy before this, got strep pneumonia that turned into necrotizing pneumonia, had half her right lung cut out, held a fever of 38.9C+ for two weeks, coded twice, nearly died more times than I care to count, swelled up into a water balloon, lost all the water and is now sunken and sallow, now has a tracheostomy and a chest tube, and has generally been so much work to keep alive that we rotate on and off so nobody gets completely worn out on her. She's been better this week, though. Her husband didn't want to bring her kids in while she was super sick, for obvious reasons, and they're like two and five anyway so it's not entirely safe to have them on the ICU. This was her older child's sixth birthday, so we arranged a surprise for her. Her husband went home "for the afternoon" like usual, to pick up the kids, and her nurse and I washed her hair and generally made her presentable and even pretty while the charge nurse ordered cupcakes from a nearby bakery (with extras for staff because gently caress yeah, petty cash). We sat her up in the chair and she was watching a little TV when her husband returned with a pile of presents, a slice of birthday cake, and her now-six-year-old son wearing a paper crown. He started screaming as soon as we let him in the room, and she cried and managed to hold her arms up long enough to hug him. The whole loving unit's worth of staff was gathered around that room, let me tell you. The kid showed her his new spiderman doll and his books, opened a couple of presents and discovered a spiderman backpack and a candy bar, jumped around the room with delight, and could NOT stop telling his mother everything that had happened that week at school. After a while her crying started to really confuse him, and he asked: "Why are you sad?" Climbed into her lap (nurse at hand to keep the chest tube from getting kicked) and started loving wiping the tears off her face. Then he started crying too, wiped his own face, and announced in bafflement: "I'm not sad!" Look, we don't get a lot of great stories like this on the ICU. Most people die, or have long slow lovely recoveries, or are 107 and should have died anyway, or are just here for a quick cardiac stent and go home the next day without realizing they totally clipped Death's elbow in the cath lab elevator. We are all cynical assholes who don't get our hopes up. Most of us hate children. This poo poo made every last one of us cry like morons. gently caress. Moving on. She's supposed to go to rehab next week after the chest tube comes out. Prognosis is pretty good at this point. Back to the lady on dialysis. I did her dressing change, packing saline-soaked gauze into the open places on her belly and covering it with dry dressings. The colon-rind liquid coming out of her drain was starting to clear up a bit, and had the texture of hot sauce rather than ketchup. Her left arm, where the blood pressure cuff was squeezing her forearm below her PICC line, was incredibly swollen, like the whole thing from fingertips to shoulder. Oh god, she's totally getting a DVT. PICC lines, because they're long IV lines that follow an entire vein back to the heart, are prone to gathering clots around them. A big clot in a large deep vein-- a Deep Vein Thrombosis-- can be a major issue. I took off the cuff and helped the dialysis nurse lock and pack her dialysis catheter-- she was done with the run and had tolerated it well-- and prepared the room for report to the next nurse. I realized I couldn't remember whether the opthamologist came by today; she was supposed to get her eyes checked to make sure that her fixed upward stare isn't a sign of nerve damage, like a yeast-clot stroke behind the eyes. All in all, though, I felt pretty good about the day; my fem-pop guy was having great pain control and excellent pulses and a nap after dinner, my HD lady was down 3.5 liters of fluid and a bunch of toxins and will start losing some of her swelling soon (hopefully), the lady next door was wrapping up the world's most tearjerky birthday party, and the open-gut lady down the hall was starting to pull out of her tailspin. I left the hospital about thirty minutes late, had home-cooked dinner with my friends and their disastrously cute 2.5yo kid, listened to podcasts about birdcalls because one of them is really into podcasts (fuckin nerd lol), and don't really remember how I got home. I have now eaten fireweed honey, breitsamer honig (forest honey from germany or something), tupelo honey, kiawe honey from hawaii (which is crystallized and kind of waxy and so loving good), locust honey, wild clover honey (not as bad as grocery store clover honey), tulip poplar honey (kind of spicy), buckwheat honey (tastes like pancakes), blueberry honey, basswood honey (which is kind of bland to me), macadamia honey, ohi'a lehua honey (also crystallized), and wilelaiki honey. I am completely out of blackberry honey. I am going to have a nap.
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Holy assballs these posts get loving long don't they, I will try and pare that poo poo down in the future
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May 19, 2015 22:39
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Sorry to trick you into clicking on this thread again when in fact I'm just here to say that Mad Max: Fury Road is so good I'm not sure how it even got made, and that I went straight from work to the theater and I'm loving beat. HD lady is not doing well. Rachel*, the birthday mom, is doing fine. More on all that tomorrow.
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May 21, 2015 07:22
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The morning after, I can confirm that I still want to name my first child Furiosa regardless of its gender, and that you should go see Mad Max immediately. By the time I clocked in yesterday morning, the fem-pop guy had been transferred to a telemetry unit in preparation to have him go home later in the day, the neurodegenerative guy had been sent home on hospice (probably won't die immediately, but will be allowed to drink water instead of begging for swabs), and the intensivist was standing at the front station talking about Rachel's* swallow study later that day. They planned to try her out on a Passy-Muir valve, a type of tracheostomy apparatus that allows the pt to push a button so that they can speak and eat. I, of course, got back my HD pt, along with the new pt in the next room down, a gentleman I recognized from a previous admission. He had suffered a tremendous stroke about two months ago and lost all use of the left side of his body, along with the right side of his face for some reason. He is also now expressively aphasic, which is to say that he can understand other people's speech but can barely speak for himself. In addition, this guy-- in his sixties, with a history of med-controlled diabetes and vascular disease caused by the diabetes, which led to a coronary bypass and multiple coronary stents despite his active lifestyle and loss of forty pounds after diagnosis-- has become incontinent of stool and urine, and recently started having trouble swallowing. Once you have diabetes, it's very hard to get rid of it. It's pretty much a downward slide through shredded veins and organs to stroke, heart attack, or renal failure, or some unholy blend of the three. Some people are genetically predisposed, like this fellow, who might have been okay if he'd caught it earlier... but he wasn't feeling the whole 'see the doctor every year' thing and thus didn't realize his sugars were rising until it was too late. Worse, when he had his stroke, he was in bed with his sleeping wife, and was unable to get help for several hours afterward. So he wasn't eligible for the clot-busting tPA treatment (a strep toxin that causes total breakdown of the body's clotting cascade, which is very useful when your blood is clotted somewhere inconvenient like your heart or your brain). Thus, the sequelae-- the effects of his stroke-- are pretty well set in stone. He was in for pneumonia, which he got because his half-paralyzed throat was letting chunks of dinner slide into his lungs. After a lot of discussion, he and his family agreed to have a percutaneous gastric tube installed today, so that he could have his food pumped directly into his stomach. A PEG tube installation is pretty simple. You need a moderately sedated pt, a tube that goes down into their stomach with a camera and flashlight, a scalpel, and a hole-stretching apparatus. A lot of people resist this, because the end result is a tube poking out of your belly through which you get Ensure, and it's kind of the final step in admitting that your swallowing function is pretty well hosed. He and his family consulted the niece and nephew, a pair of doctors on the east coast, and decided to avoid the repeated aspiration pneumonia episodes and increasing weakness that inevitably follow when you try to keep eating even after your throat goes floppy. Part of my job was to place an NG tube so that the docs down in Interventional Radiology could dump contrast into his stomach, which makes it easier to see the stomach on X-ray and thus to place the tube. Unfortunately, his septum was heavily deviated so his right nostril was blocked off, and as I started feeding it into his left nostril he started groaning and screaming. It's not a comfortable procedure. I'm usually very quick about it, and I use lidocaine lube when I can so that it's not sheer misery. But it's almost impossible if your pt can't stop yelling long enough to swallow, because your tube will just end up in their windpipe. When you're hollering, your airway is open; when you're swallowing, it's closed, and your esophagus opens up instead. I used all the tricks I had and got it into his esophagus, after which he was much more comfortable... but it had coiled up in his esophagus and had to be taken out. I called it quits, informed IR that there would be no contrast, and apologized to my pt with warm blankets and a single ice chip (which he choked on). That's two NGT fails in a row. Like any other ICU nurse, I am superstitious as poo poo. My next NGT placement will probably be a volunteer try on a pt who's heavily sedated or dying, so I can get the third one out of the way and/or break the streak. Okay, I am not actually superstitious as poo poo. I am way into rational thinking. After a few fails at any nursing procedure, your brain starts to overcorrect and focus on changing things, with the result that you can have a much longer streak of fails that slowly destroys your brain's instinct and your muscle memory. When you start loving up a bunch, it's time to find somewhere you can practice where loving up won't hurt anyone, get real relaxed, and hopefully pick an easy one to do so that when you've done it you're back on track. It's amazing how quickly your brain will jettison all your hard-earned methodologies and hand movements once they miss a couple of times, and you can blow years of experience on one bad afternoon of IV sticks if you don't follow it up with an easy stick to remind your brain that the old info is still useful. It's just much easier to package this as a superstition. I also educated his family a lot about stroke and aftermath. For the first six months after a major brain injury, your brain is rearranging all the furniture, trying to salvage what it can and cover for the damaged places most effectively. Some days you're really working well, and some days you're barely yourself. Sometimes your brain finds a really great place for the sofa to be and you seem to have that corner of the living room wrapped up, and then the next day your brain wonders if it could push the sofa six inches to the left and fit the end table between it and the wall, and for the rest of that day you're figuratively barking your shins. To, you know, torture the metaphor. After that first six months, your brain has a pretty good grasp on where the furniture will be from now on, and works on adjusting everything a little at a time until the decor is right and the angles are all straight. After a year, you stop having up days and down days for the most part, and you find your baseline. From there you can decline, if you don't exercise and get good treatment, or you can work on further recovery. They seemed relieved to hear this. He had certainly been having up and down days, and they were all very frustrated with the way his progress seemed to appear and vanish without warning. It's cool, I told them, his brain remembers what worked, it's just trying to decide what else it needs to move to make this happen... and if it's worth having good speech if that means not having use of your left hand. This is an incredibly simplified and anthropomorphized description of the brain's healing process, but as a metaphor it seems to help people very much. Sickness is supposed to be linear, in our minds: we get sick, we get better. Maybe we relapse, but then we get better again. To face a process that's fluid and ongoing, in which we make strides and then seem to slide backward... we don't like that. It reminds us of processes like piano practice, potty training, and grief. And just as it helps to know that the numb days are just as normal as the days we spend in bed, that the accidents in the grocery store are just as normal as the days with dry underpants, it helps us to know that progress is not lost and that our bodies are doing what they should. But that's just, like, my opinion, man. My whole unit has been on a Big Lebowski kick. I saw it for the first time recently and, because I have a history in critical analysis, I felt like Donnie was a literary metaphor for Walter's feelings of weakness and incompetence, and that even though we see him bowling well as part of the team (functioning well as a human, in extended metaphor), we also see that nobody acknowledges him except for Walter, because to interact with him is to invite Walter's abuse to fall on them as well. It isn't until Walter's tough-guy persona is collapsing and Donnie is the only part left functioning that we finally see the Dude acknowledge him... just before he dies, allowing Walter to invite that part of his personality back into the whole, allowing him to be the one that experiences helplessness and grief. I told a couple guys on the unit about this and it turns out there's a fan theory that Donnie literally does not exist, which I feel is a bit excessive but sure, we live in a post-Fight-Club world. Since then word got around that I'm a huge loving nerd and simultaneously everyone has watched Big Lebowski again just to see. Wait until they find out how I feel about the Silmarillion. PEG guy went down to have his tube placed and was gone for most of the afternoon. He came back just before shift change at seven. Fairly uneventful day with him. HD lady did not have a good day while I was at home eating honey. Her bowels have been in a world of hurt, and although the rind sludge finished expressing the night after my previous shift, by the next morning she was oozing bile. You don't want free bile in your gut. They took her down for a CT scan, pumped contrast into her OG tube (like an NG tube but through the mouth, very common with pts who are intubated anyway), and watched the contrast feather out into all the corners of her belly. This is a very bad thing and she immediately went back down to OR for a washout and resection, where they discovered two things: --Her entire abdominal cavity was full of liquid poo poo --Her intestines were so stiff and swollen that they were like hot sausage casings, ready to blow at a touch. It took them a lot of work just to find two places that could be sewn together, but they managed to put the whole mess back in, sew it up, and send her back to the ICU with a note that they would not operate on her again. Either she would somehow magically drop the swelling in her gut, or her intestines would dissolve. There's not much we can do to influence that. Her abdomen was, when I picked her up yesterday morning, almost completely open. She had two new drains in addition to the old one, with serosanguineous-- bloody and clear-- fluid pouring out through them. She was no longer moving her arms or blinking. Her body was so swollen with fluid that her skin had started to blister, and everywhere anyone had stuck her for the last few days was pouring clear-yellow fluid. She was so incredibly swollen that I called immediately for an order to doppler-ultrasound all her arms and legs. Of course, she was full of DVTs. FULL of them. Our hands are tied, though-- we can't give major anticoagulants to a fresh post-abd op pt. Her platelets were beginning to drop. The doc suspected disseminated intravascular coagulation (DICs), a condition in which the body is so sick and inflamed that it forgets how to clot, and platelets spontaneously form tons of tiny clots and become useless. We also tested for heparin-induced thrombotic thrombocytopenia, in which the body reacts violently to anticoagulants and dumps all its platelets. She came back negative for both. Her belly stayed taut and distended. She probably has cancer from the original pelvic mass in her bones, or somewhere else. The cancer won't kill her-- it'll be the bowel thing that does her in. We dialyzed her and gave blood and albumin (a blood protein related to egg whites in structure, which gives blood its tacky sticky qualities and acts like an osmotic sponge to suck water back in from the tissues to the bloodstream). Her blood pressure was much more sensitive this time and I was forced to turn her levophed way the hell up, even with the albumin. Her family sat by the bed, grim-faced; her husband stared at the monitor, red-rimmed and hollow, until dialysis was finished and I sent them all home for the next two hours so we could pack up the machines and clean the room before shift change. Her gown was soaked again from all the oozing, so I grabbed a fresh one and started stripping the old one off. Beneath it, all her drains were full of fecal material. The incision site smelled strongly of bile and feces. I opened it up and found trickles of brown and dark green pouring from between the loose staples. I emptied the drains and they refilled instantly. The whole room stank of poo poo and death, the smell of inevitable defeat. I cleaned her up as best I could, because it was the last thing I could do for her. Her blood pressure was holding for now, but I knew that within an hour the poison would spread and she'd be back on pressors. I washed her body and put gauze over the blisters, lined her gown with absorbent pads, swaddled the drains in towels to hide their contents, and paged the doctor to let him know. Then I called her family and told them to come back to the hospital, because she'd taken a nonspecific "turn for the worse" and they should be at her bedside. By shift change time an hour later, I came out of the PEG guy's room with my polite smile still in place, sanitized my hands, muted the alarm that told me her BP was dropping, and started cranking up her levophed. She was still alive when I left the hospital, but I know for a fact that she died last night. Meanwhile, Rachel passed her swallow evaluation and had her first sandwich in a month-- chopped bacon and avocado on rye, specially ordered from the cafeteria. Her nurse gave her a little of the birthday cupcakes, which they had saved in the freezer. I went in the room once to help her with a bedpan, and when that was finished she pressed her trach valve button and said: "Thank you." This is the first time I've ever heard her voice. She has an Eastern European accent. Plan with her is to move to a rehab facility later this week. Her last chest tube had, at that point, been water-sealed for 48 hours, and the doctors wanted to pull it out today. Her one-year prognosis, if she avoids pneumonia, is extremely good-- the docs think she might be back to near baseline within two years. I have the next five days off, and I'm not back at that facility until next weekend. I might not see her again. I hope she writes, later, to tell us how she is. Some pts do, some pts don't. When we get a letter we post it on the wall in the break room and read it over and over again for literally decades. I think if Rachel writes us a letter we will frame it. The other woman with the perforated bowel is doing better today. She received a total of nine units of blood yesterday, but her bleeding has stopped and the bowel repair seems to be holding. I didn't get to see her much, but her prognosis is good, so I'll probably catch up on her case next week. I don't know how much updating I'll have for you guys on days I'm not working. I typically work three to four twelve-hour shifts per week. I also don't know how long I'll keep this diary thing going, but I do promise that I'll give fair warning before I stop, because nothing pisses me off more than when somebody just randomly ditches their blog right after I started reading it. And thank you all for the encouraging messages-- no joke, I am slow as gently caress to respond sometimes, but it's really neat to know that people are reading and enjoying my torrents of unfocused rambling. You are great. Now I'm going to have a nap.
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Tonight's writeup will be mostly just me bitching about a pt whose metal-as-gently caress name (I will call him Crowbarrens) belies his whiny needy bitch-rear end behavior and ready nurse-hitting fist. Lunch is finally happening at 1500 and I am ready to sleep for another week. Rachel continues to improve, and is due to transfer to a lower level of care tomorrow (while I'm at another facility). HD lady is, some loving how, still alive. She even woke up enough to start refusing dialysis and telling her kids she's ready to die. Yeah, they took her down for another washout, patched her gut, and now we're just waiting for the next hose to pop. I can NOT believe she's still alive. Not only should that last leak have killed her, but anybody with decision-making power should have seen the amount of Saw-level torture we're putting her through and called a halt. God save us all from the mercy of our grandchildren. I am going to have a lunch nap. From outside the break room I can hear Crowbarrens yelling. gently caress you, old guy. Take a fifteen-minute break from swinging at people, okay?
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May 26, 2015 22:53
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HD lady was extubated to comfort-only care at 1530 and just now, at 1605, died. She was able to say a few words to her husband before she passed: "Love you, ???? bear. Love you sweetie." I didn't catch all of it. Her whole family is gathered in the room, grieving. She was loved.
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May 27, 2015 00:09
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Every morning at my main facility we all cluster around the front station, receive our assignments, collect our walkie-talkies, and get a quick summary of the daily shift news. Yesterday’s morning started out very strangely for me, because I was unusually late and clocked in at 0645 exactly, when group report starts. This meant that by the time I made it to the front desk, everyone else already knew who I’d be taking care of, and they all watched me approach with this blend of pity and relief that told me right away what was about to happen. I was getting an albatross. I’ve only been working on this particular ICU for about six months, so I only have about three pts in my frequent-flyer nemesis roster. You get these pts by being unusually good at managing their bullshit, by being newer than everyone else and therefore not having been “fired” yet from the pt’s care team, or by having some other connection to them (speak their language, look like their beloved granddaughter, know how to pack their huge gross chronic wound) that makes it easier for you to take the assignment than for someone else. Everyone gets frequent fliers, and sometimes they become like mascots, or cute but frustrating pets, or (in rare cases) like part of the family. Sometimes, though, they are mind-breaking time sinks with poor boundaries and unrealistic expectations of care and revolving-door care issues. They are chronically ill and rarely compliant. They have complicated needs that make it difficult to transfer or discharge them: mechanically ventilated at home, profoundly noncompliant with dialysis, covered in massive wounds, deathfat. Somehow they never loving die. Crowbarrens is that guy. Bedbound at home with his neurodegenerative disease, he lives off his slavishly devoted wife, whom he bitches at and curses almost constantly, even when she’s not there. He hits; he demands female staff; he refuses to use a call bell and prefers to scream. His continual anxiety issues make him feel eternally short of breath, and his endless gargled litany of I CAN’T BREATHE, I CAN’T BREATHE doesn’t help much either. He uses his home ventilator with an uncuffed trach that allows him to eat, which he does every chance he gets, so he’s enormous. His tiny wife tries to placate him with food when he starts hitting her. I don’t know why the hell they haven’t been broken up yet by some legal loophole. He returns to our ICU every three to four weeks like clockwork and is here for three to six days, minimum. This is because his wife gets frustrated and exhausted—he doesn’t let her sleep or leave the house, either—and calls 911 with some excuse, usually shortness of breath. Then she spends the few days of respite stocking the house, cleaning, sleeping, and getting ready to resume care for this complete turd of a human who will come back to her home and slap her around whenever she brings him anything he asks for. Rumor has it, a few years back she snapped and took a baseball bat to him. Then she called 911 and reported that she had assaulted her husband, and meekly accompanied him to the hospital to await judgement; the social workers declined to get Adult Protective Services involved on grounds of “fucker had it coming.” I have no idea how true this is, but everyone believes it, which should tell you something about Crowbarrens. What that means for his caregivers is constant verbal abuse, refused care, hitting, and bellowed orders. Nothing relieves his shortness of breath except heavy sedation. You can drug him into a stupor and he will still call out occasionally: I CAN’T BREATHE. We manage this with an endless parade of anxiolytics, opioids (to reduce respiratory drive), nebulized respiratory medications piped through his ventilator circuit, and verbal feedback on his oxygenation status (always 100%) and tidal volumes (always 850mL+). The distress is entirely perceived. Knowing this doesn’t help very much. He’s my albatross because I am the tallest and meanest. (I’m not really the tallest anymore—I used to work on a unit where I was the only gangly white girl on a unit of tiny, shapely Filipina nurses and tiny, ancient Filipina senior nurses, so at 5’8” I was practically a human skyscraper. I come by the meanest part honestly though.) My whole family is insane and I am very accustomed to dealing with behaviorally difficult people, so when I get a Crowbarrens I kinda go for a three-part approach: --First I try limit-setting and sharply defined boundaries. I will come into the room once every fifteen minutes; I will suction your trach once every hour. If I see anything alarming on the monitor or I have something to bring you, I will come more often than fifteen minutes, but you’ll see me or someone I send AT LEAST every fifteen minutes. I won’t suction your trach any more often because over-suctioning causes irritation, which will make you feel more short of breath. Every choice is presented not as ‘yes’ or ‘no’ but as ‘now’ or ‘later’. --Failing that, I have the pt repeat the boundaries back to me, simplifying as necessary. When will I be coming back to the room? How do you call when you need me? Why are we going to wait a little longer on the trach suctioning? If their memory is too bad to handle a fifteen-minute break without forgetting, I start repeating a very rigid script instead of having them repeat back, validating concerns but not acting on them. Your oxygen level is 100% and you’re moving eight liters of air with each breath, which is very good. You must feel very short of breath, considering all the suctioning we’ve done lately, so I’m going to wait a little longer before I tickle your throat again. --If that’s not successful, I have two options, depending on whether the pt is really too brain-hosed to comprehend anything or is just being a manipulative rear end. In the former case, I go completely apeshit and spend the whole shift wishing I could die and/or binge on Netflix instead of being at work. In the latter case, I assume there’s some personality disorder on the same spectrum with borderline, and foster a desperate sense of dependency and attachment. This is not at all healthy, I’m sure, but there you have it: Crowbarrens and his wife haven’t fired me yet, and even though I am the number-one rear end in a top hat on the unit and force him to do awful things like ‘sit in a chair’ and ‘take pills’ and ‘fear my disapproval so much that he keeps his hands to himself’, he still asks for me by name. Lucky me. So that was my day. Somebody had loaded him with bowel medications and he was making GBS threads like Mt. St. Helens every forty-five minutes. Most of the boundaries and limits from the last visit held nicely, though, and as long as I held up my end of the bargain—every fifteen minutes, without fail—he behaved himself and even calmed down when I told him his breathing was fine. My other pt was a cute old guy who had gone into flash pulmonary edema a couple days after having a lobe of his lung removed because of a lump. He was intubated and sedated and his family was sweet and anxious. Lots of education about his condition, pathophysiology, and medical needs. The intensivist did a speed-bronchoscopy at his bedside, sucked out a few mucus plugs, and declared him “probably ready to extubate tomorrow.” He was sicker than Crowbarrens, but much much less work. After the 1500 shift change I got the hell into it with one of the CNAs. She is very experienced and has worked on that unit for a long time, and is in nursing school, but this seems to manifest in her as a) she knows loving everything and tries to tell you what to do and b) she is almost impossible to pin down for turns and clean-ups and other mundane chores. There is a standing rule that if a CNA comes to help a nurse and the nurse isn’t ready to do the job, the CNA moves on to the next chore and comes back whenever. To this CNA, that means if I call her up and ask her to grab a bottom sheet while I grab the wipes and then meet me in room 20 to clean up a poopslide, my lack of sheet & wipes means I’m “not ready” and she’s not obliged to help me. Plus, if I call her and she’s busy but “will be there in a bit,” that means she’ll sweep by in anywhere from five to thirty minutes and if I’m not standing at the bedside with the whole room ready to go, instead of calling me back, she just moves on. She also bails on any cleanup or chore the moment the absolute essentials are done, leaving me with a trash can full of poo poo, a half-naked patient whose crotch I’m still wiping, and a pile of unshod pillows that will need cases put on before I can use them to prop up the pt’s arms and legs. The critical parts, to her, are the parts where we take turns lifting the pt to wipe rear end and roll the laundry out of the way, then put clean laundry and two pillows under their butt. The rest is for me to do. She’s busy, you see. So as the intensivist set up next door for his speed-bronch, calling me repeatedly so he could get his job done, I was still up to my elbows in Crowbarrens’s panniculus, trying to get him clean enough and decent enough to leave him alone for thirty minutes, breathing the incredible stink of the trash can full of poo poo that the loving CNA had actively declined to carry across the hall and throw away on her way out. What would have taken two people maybe five minutes to finish up took me fifteen, during which time the intensivist cooled his heels. I didn’t get the room finished until after the bronch, which meant the room was filthy and reeking when the pt’s wife showed up to visit. CNA work is incredibly exhausting and difficult. It’s easy to burn out. It can be tricky to negotiate when you have different ideas about what you’re supposed to do. I have met very few CNAs I didn’t respect enormously. But her bare-minimum practice makes my job incredibly hard sometimes, and I definitely caught her in the hallway later and Had Words. She expressed that I was a crazy and demanding rear end in a top hat and that my expectation that she would grab laundry on the way to bed changes and help finish cleanups was completely unrealistic. I said I would arrange to have everything at the bedside when I called her, but that I expected her to follow up with me if I wasn’t in the room more than ten minutes after my first call, and that I expected her to stick with cleanups until the room was either moderately decent for family to see, or until the nurse specifically said she wasn’t needed anymore. This is the extent of my conflict management skills. She tentatively agreed but also said she expected me to “behave myself.” Not sure what that means exactly. It set a bad tone for the end of my shift. I walked back into Crowbarrens’s room, caught him berating his wife, and chewed him out until he actually apologized. I must have looked like some kind of glass-eyed monster. Then I sat outside the room, making stern eye contact with him the whole time until my relief came on. He did not once complain of shortness of breath. I think he finally found something else to worry about. Then I went home, opened my laptop, and fell asleep before I could even log into facebook. So that was my shift. I’ll write up today’s shift when I get home.
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May 28, 2015 01:57
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Today I worked at my other facility, where I used to be a full-time night-shift ICU RN and am now working per diem shifts on days. This hospital and I have some bad blood because their method of handling conflict and "incident reports" involves a lot of stewing and poor communication. Like I might be a bitch to that CNA I chewed out, but by loving god I talked to her about it, and after this I plan to discuss it again after a few more shifts with her (to see if our initial agreements smooth things over) and if necessary seek mediation from a higher-up. ICUs have too much poo poo going on to let drama grout up the corners. This hospital and I also have some very fond memories, and I still work PRN there because I would miss the staff too badly if I really left. They have some good days. Just as I have some bad days. Today wasn't, like, incredibly bad, but I did three major embarrassing things, which I will explain to you in due time. Today I was floated from the ICU (the shift I signed up for) to the SCU, the special care unit (aka telemetry). This is not a problem; SCU is great and the people there are, for the most part, lovely. The level of care is lower, but (in my humble opinion) not low enough that the pt-to-nurse ratio of 4:1 isn't a complete nightmare. SCU nurses work so loving hard it's ridiculous, and this is coming from a person whose job sometimes involves cramming her whole hand up a fat guy's rear end to dig out all the little pellet poops. So a float there is a serious nursing workout with a strong team, and I really enjoy it. One of my pts had undergone atrial cryoablation yesterday-- his heart wouldn't stop going into rapid atrial fibrillation (I will have many more opportunities to explain this in-depth, so I'll just say "fast irregular heartbeat" for now) so they burned away the angry chunks of nerve inside his heart with a balloon full of liquid helium. Today the plan was for him to discharge home. He had absolutely minimal needs as a pt and honestly there was a space of about an hour where he was asleep after lunch and I forgot about him. His ride home wouldn't be available until after 1700 anyway. Another pt also had a-fib, which he had gone into because of the stress on his body from pneumonia. He was an absolute dear and his heart rate was well under control by the time I picked him up-- still irregular, but not speeding out of control. His care was unremarkable-- giving meds, giving breathing treatments because the RT was swamped, and charting. Speaking of charting, the best thing about working at this facility is that we use Soarian, which is probably the third-worst charting system in the medical world. Soarian is made by Siemens—a German company that has its roots in WWII, when parts of its monopoly were shut down for war crimes involving “using concentration camp labor” and “using that labor to make gas chambers.” The point is, there are few things more satisfying when you’re sick of charting than calling your system a “piece of nazi crap made by literal hitlers.” The third pt (this unit often assigns four, but today I only had three) was a comfort-care pt preparing to go home on hospice, an incredibly unfortunate old lady with a history of stroke that had rendered her aphasic. She was in for a horrific fungal epidural abscess that was not responding well to antifungals, plus a giant left-thigh abscess that left her in tremendous pain. The pt's two daughters were sweet but anxious, struggling to get their brains around the skills and information they would need to bring their mother home to die, not really quite understanding that the hospice nurse would be taking care of most of it. Bonus: a stepsister was also in the picture, but we were not allowed to give out any information to her, nor was she allowed to visit. Apparently she suffered from "being super crazy" and liked to pick screaming fights with the dying woman. This resulted in some tense phone calls with the estranged stepsister, who wanted to come see her mother "before she had a chance to work things out," but who claimed that she couldn't possibly come visit her once she was on hospice (that is, with the daughters both at the bedside). Pain control was the biggest issue. We needed to get her pain under control, and we had to test out the oral medications (fast-absorbing mouth-dissolving morphine tablets under the tongue) to make sure they worked sufficiently. It ended up being a tremendous parade of too much, too little, too much, not nearly enough. I hope they get it worked out soon, so she can go home before she dies. While I was applying a lidocaine patch to the area around her abscess, an older woman came in, well-dressed and well-groomed, and was immediately moved to tears by the dying woman's condition. "You've been through so much," she said, and helped me arrange her pillows to accommodate the lidocaine patch application. She watched the process with interest, so I did my usual thing and started educating. I explained that we were applying the patch to give local relief of pain, which would sort of overlap the central relief of pain offered by the morphine and the fentanyl patch, and hopefully give her better pain control. The woman was looking at me very strangely by this point, and looking confused as hell. Undaunted, I plunged onward in my usual progression: if the student is still confused, use simpler language and more accessible metaphors. "This medicine is like the stuff you put on a toothache to make it go numb," I said, and she cut me off. "I'm Dr. Novak*," she said. "Her clinic doctor. I'm not wearing my badge right now, but I do know what lidocaine is." I stammered an apology and turned red to the ears, then remembered to give it a decent spin and managed to flutter on about how, not knowing who she was, I was just instinctively giving her the same education the pt and her family were receiving. She lightened up a bit at that, but I had a few minutes in the supply closet gathering myself back up. Then at three they had me give up my pts and pick up two actual ICU pts next door, because one of the nurses was going home. I picked up a developmentally-delayed woman, an ex-Special Olympian who had been coming down with increasingly frequent cases of aspiration pneumonia. The plan is to make her a diverting tracheostomy-- completely separating her esophagus and trachea so she can never choke on food again, and breathes entirely through a stoma-- on Monday. We extubated her at the beginning of my four-hour shift with her, and she was very unhappy about that. Fortunately she was one of the lucky souls who responds well to Precedex, a completely imaginary sedative that usually just serves as a self-extubation in an IV bag, but which occasionally is very soothing and sedating to certain folks. I left her on a little of that and it worked like a charm. Unfortunately, about an hour after extubation, she had so many oral secretions that we had to nasotracheally suction her: a thin rubbery tube inserted down the nose to suction out the trachea. Try as she might, she just could not swallow the stuff, so she was choking on it. I held her hand and soothed her as best I could while the RT did the job, and stayed there patting her forehead and shushing her for a while afterward... until the RT explained to me that the one thing the pt hated more than anything else was having her head and face touched. Well, gently caress. Strike two. Strike three came when my successor dropped by from SCU and explained that the atrial-ablation lady had been given some kind of weird communication-only discharge orders at noon, and I had just missed them because they were comm orders instead of actual ORDERS. Fortunately I had already done most of the discharge work, and it wasn't quite five yet, so nobody was inconvenienced. The other ICU pt was entirely unremarkable except that she was convinced that every hospital has "at least one nurse who's killing all their patents." I tried to soothe her fears, but for a moment I felt like that nrse. Oh, remember the drug using lady I discharged in my first post, the one who wanted to leave early but stuck around for pain meds? She came back today, leg wound spread significantly, totally noncompliant with diabetes care since that discharge, and really upset because she had shot up in her AV fistula (a surgically-created site on the arm where arterial and venous blood come together in a single huge vein that bleeds easily). They removed her homegrown dressing and instantly the whole room and half the hallway was covered in blood. She got a surgical re-revision of the thing. Also, the fire alarm went off today. Some old person in Geropsych must have pulled the fire alarm. That is two buildings away so I wouldn't care if it burned to the ground. Okay. Two more shifts this stretch (Friday's is only an eight-hours). See you on the flip side.
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May 28, 2015 07:11
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I totally expected to get Crowbarrens back today, but I guess some other poor sucker got that assignment. I heard him yelling as soon as I got on the unit—I CAN’T BREEEEEATHE—but I ended up at the other end of the hall from him. One of my pts is a lady with severe COPD from years of smoking. Her burned-out, scarred-up lungs barely open when she tries to breathe, and gross germy crap builds up in all the crevices and now she has pneumonia. Between her baseline COPD (which forces her to wear an oxygen cannula at home) and her plugged-up lungholes, carbon dioxide piled up in her body until her blood became acidic and her brain started to shut down from as a result. It is actually pretty easy to keep your oxygen levels livable. Oxygen exchange from the little air sacs in the lungs to the blood vessels that snuggle up to them is really efficient, and even depleted air and blood have enough oxygen to keep you going for a little while. The hard part is getting rid of carbon dioxide, which is what actually triggers your breathing impulse—your oxygen level at normal health stays totally steady between breaths, but your CO2 rises and falls as you breathe, and between each breath the CO2 makes your blood more acidic until your brain triggers the next breath. Breathing is your body’s primary method of controlling its acidity, which is why I roll my eyes at loving “alkaline diets” because a variation of a few tiny points of acid buildup can make you gasp like a carp. I mean, yeah, you can make your whole body heavily alkaline if you puke/poo poo/breathe too much acid away. You can make yourself alkaline by hyperventilating. We call it ‘hyperventilating’ and not ‘hyperoxygenating’ because what makes you feel dizzy and sick is not too much oxygen, it’s too little carbon dioxide, and the process of removing poison gasses from an area is called ventilation. Cancer and other major diseases tend to cause your blood to become acidic. This is because they are expensive for your body to maintain and compensate for. Cancer is hungry (all those cells multiplying out of control) and infections take tons of energy to fight, and when your body starts to get depleted of its energy sources, it’s forced to rely on a backup mechanism of energy production that produces tons of lactic acid. Which, of course, raises the acidity of your body. Making your body alkaline somehow would just mask the symptoms of the acidosis, if you could actually achieve it without your body just adjusting your breathing rate to maintain equilibrium. At high acidity levels, many of your body’s proteins—that is, the power tools of your body, enzymes that look like molecular wrenches made for specific tasks—are unable to operate properly. Your brain fogs up and your organs start to take damage. Enough carbon dioxide, and you enter a state of narcosis and can’t be awakened. When this happens because of carbon dioxide retention, we start by improving the ventilation. This usually means pressure-supported breathing, to force open the little air sacs and prevent them from collapsing during expiration, which would trap all that newly-CO2-laden air down in the lung where it can’t escape and be replaced with oxygenated air. Sometimes this means intubation, which allows us to tightly control pressure and volume; sometimes it means a bipap mask, which puffs air at two different pressures during inspiration and expiration, but is uncomfortable as all hell if you aren’t used to it. So this lady is wearing a bipap mask to clear out her CO2, and is sleepin’ it off. She has restless leg syndrome, and apparently restless-everything syndrome, because at baseline she twitches constantly while sleeping (per her medical record) and let me tell you, she’s in there jerking around so hard her arms and legs keep flopping out of bed. She looks like a cat dreaming about fifty mice in a box. My other pt I will give you only minimal information about, because they and their family members are likely to sue the hospital. Their radiology reports after a traumatic accident seem not to have been read correctly, and somehow everyone missed a large fracture, which caused them incredible pain for days before someone reviewed the case and discovered the fracture. One major surgery later, they are finally improving, but one of their relatives is an MD specialist and every time I go in the room I get cross-examined about medications, procedures, and test results. They are clearly looking for conflicting information to contribute to their lawsuit, and it is really unpleasant and pointless. Pointless because when they take this case to court, they have everything they need to make their case—the exact number of times the pt used their pain-medicine button today (Patient-Controlled Analgesia is rad) really doesn’t have much bearing on whether the hospital is liable for the delay of care last week. I can’t give them any of the information they would need for legal purposes, and they have full rights and access to their entire medical record on request anyway. All I’m allowed to tell them is what I’m doing and what I’ve done—not what previous shifts have done, not what the doctors think, not what the full plan of care is—because as a nurse it’s outside my scope. This is not exactly bolstering my pt’s trust in me as a caregiver. It sucks real bad. Fortunately the social worker here is an angel clothed in human flesh and she spent about an hour in the room talking to the pt and their family. We are kind of teaming up to help make sure the “little things” get taken care of—parking validations, a chair for the family member on the phone by the hall window, calls to insurance companies and whatever else we can do. We’re not trying to cover up the fact that legal discussion is totally appropriate for their case (if I were them I would be looking for an attorney too), just trying to help them find some dimension of care that they don’t have to feel totally on guard about. This might sound disingenuous, but the fact is: after a bad outcome, the breach in trust between provider and patient can be incredibly detrimental to the pt’s further recovery. There’s a lingering fear that you might recognize from the last time you had to send back a dish at a restaurant: now that I’ve spoken up, even though I was in the right, will the servers spit in my food? Which means that the little things, the pampering and attention to detail, are especially important for pts who have, or feel that they have, had wrongs done to them. It’s emotionally strenuous to be lying in bed with an awful disease or injury, thinking about how someone dropped the ball and caused you more pain and suffering, and wondering if the other staff will neglect or injure you as soon as you let down your guard. Like, even if you’re loving crazy and nobody did a drat thing to you, your anxiety is gonna spike out the roof and you’re going to drive your caregivers crazy trying to monitor their every move… which sometimes means you’re cruising WebMD at the hospital because you feel like you need to provide your own care. And, I mean, that loss of trust is sometimes legit. If somebody lops off the wrong leg or injects your kid with poison, you’re going to be extremely distrustful of medicine in general for a while, and nobody can loving blame you. But you’re still in that awful helpless position of knowing that you still need medical care, and there’s the rub. So if your immediate care providers, your nurses and other staff, can win your trust back a little at a time, and give you a little bit of a chance to relax, that’s a big deal. If you get every medication explained, bottomless ice water that never seems to hit empty, advance notice every time anyone touches you, and the question what else can I do for you every time anyone leaves your room, you start to forget that you’re supposed to be on guard, and you get to feel for a little while like someone is genuinely watching out for you again. Is this time-consuming in the extreme? You loving goddamn bet. Are you gonna get the Disney treatment if my other pt is on the verge of coding? No loving way in hell. Am I still going to meet your basic care needs and tell you what’s going on in excruciating detail, even if I don’t have time to fluff your pillows and make caring faces at you? Well gently caress, I’m writing all this. Anyway. The day got better once that connection was made. The family is sleeping now. A pt down the hall came in crazy—an alcoholic who quit in the ‘90s by switching to speed and who has recently been using lots of PCP. His adult son apparently got a weird phone call earlier today and went by to check on him, found him seizing, and called 911. Earlier this shift the PCP guy woke the hell up on full sedation, self-extubated, kicked his son in the head, bit a nurse, and gave himself a head laceration by beating his face against the side of the bed. The son came staggering down my way, shaken up pretty hard, terrified that his father would die and livid that his father was putting him through this mess again. He shored up at my end of the hallway and told me the whole story of his father’s sad and miserable life, while I charted and let him vent. I mean, I got a lovely family too. Not angel-dust punch-a-nurse lovely, but lovely enough that I know what that helpless anger and fear feels like, and how useless it is when people try to give you advice or even really react emotionally to the situation (which just makes you feel ashamed of Dear Old Dad again). All I want when I’m venting is for somebody to laugh incredulously at how dumb Dear Old Dad was this time around, and acknowledge that the whole situation is poo poo but what can you do. I hope it’s the same for this dude. He certainly seemed to feel better after getting it off his chest, and by the time the RT team (plus five adorable duckling students) got his dad re-intubated, he was back on his metaphorical feet. It sucks, man. The dude looked a little like Chris Pratt with an extra twenty pounds. I could definitely put myself in his shoes and I wish I could fix his dipshit dad for him. About an hour later somebody called me down to Crowbarrens’s room to “talk to him,” which is both the highest possible praise and the worst possible fate. We had a nice conversation and then I spent about twenty minutes trying to teach his nurse for the day about limit-setting and boundaries. I think I really scared him the other day when I lost my cool at him, though. He was very upset that I wasn’t his nurse (see: unhealthy dependence as patient management tactic) and even more upset when I told him (this is a lie) that I deliberately didn’t take him today because I was really bothered by the way he yelled at his wife, and that if he could earn back my trust I’d be glad to take him as a pt again. He nodded eagerly. No idea whether this will impact his actual behavior in any meaningful way, but wouldn’t it be nice? He only wants me as his nurse because I made him think that he “earned” my positive regard, and now he fears losing it. This is a shockingly effective tactic with patients who suffer—and make staff suffer—with control issues. I learned it from my mother’s second husband, who was a prison guard for a while, and I have used it with a number of really difficult pts. I feel ethically conflicted about it, but honestly, by the time somebody reaches the point that you have to make them worry about losing your respect so they won’t punch you, they probably aren’t capable of having healthy human relationships. (This will backfire violently if Crowbarrens actually shapes up, because then I will be his nurse forever in perpetuity until he dies, which will probably be three days before I start collecting social security. Albatrosses live forever.) Another fun pt story that’s been going on here lately: a woman with a history of ETOH (the polite way to say alcoholism) who is in catastrophic liver failure and keeps bleeding out. She had some transfemoral procedure—I think a liver embolization for a major bleed—and the insertion site at her groin has re-bled five times now. Violently. Spurtingly, even. She has almost no platelets, negligible clotting factors, and hepatic encephalopathy so intense she thinks she’s in Guam being tortured by insurgents (??????). Today she was transferred back from the medical/surgical floor with another rebleed, a softball-sized hematoma in her groin that pulsed like an alien egg sac. I wonder how much longer until the blood bank cuts her off—she’s had something like, what, seventy-five blood products in the space of a month? And she’s end-stage liver failure and an active drinker, so she’s not eligible for a transplant. This will not end well. On the bright side, all the suction modules in her room will get a nice thorough cleaning, because she spurted blood everywhere in that general vicinity. Nobody goes in that room without every piece of protective gear they can find—she’s also Hep C positive. Remind me some time to go into the mechanisms of alcoholism and liver failure and how it makes you bleed, especially from the throat and the intestines. I am too tired to keep typing anymore.
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May 29, 2015 01:35
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After six days off to hang out with my sister and get my social life on (it's very sad and lame and involves babysitting and eating teriyaki), I went back to work this morning for a stretch of three days. Not a half-bad shift. I took report on a man who kept having recurring pleural effusions-- buildups of fluid in the space between the lung and the chest wall-- and who had, because of a history of facial lymphoma that made docs suspect possible cancer, undergone a VATS procedure a couple of days ago. VATS is a Video-Assisted Thoracoscopic Surgery, and can be used for everything from chopping out part of your lung to fixing a hiatal hernia. In this case, surgeons had burrowed a camera into this guy's chest, scraped out chunks of lung and lung-lining, and gnawed open a little window for the gooey effusion fluid to leak out of so it won't squish his lung. This procedure actually comes with quite a bit of pain, and often requires chest tubes for drainage afterward, which continues the pain factor until the chest tube is pulled out. Your body doesn't like having anything shoved between its ribs and/or into its thorax. Nothing that digs around in your chest is going to feel good. This poor dude had a genuine sensitivity to opioids. You know all those pts who insist that they're allergic to all pain medications except that one that begins with D? It's virtually impossible to be allergic to all opioids except one. All of anything except one, really. It's like being allergic to all beef except filet mignon. In this guy's case, every opioid we'd tried on him resulted in tremendous nausea and vomiting, so we were keeping him tanked up on tramadol-- an opioid-like painkiller that often spares its victims the side effects of morphine, although it isn't as effective against severe acute pain-- and tylenol (paracetamol), which potentiates the tramadol and provides a bit of pain relief on its own. As a result, he was hurting. The biopsy came back while we were having a walk around the unit: no cancer. The walk around the unit wasn't much fun for him, though. After a thoracic surgery it's crucial that patients walk around and keep moving, or else their lungs's little air sacs collapse and they get pneumonia, and fluids build up instead of sloshing around where the chest tube can drain them, and in time even the heart's output drops dramatically. The human body is kind of like a car: if it sits in the garage, it's gonna be useless pretty soon. Even a few hours without breathing exercises and a brisk walk can earn a post-surgical pt a fever, which is the body's natural response to having its lungs close up. So a lot of times my job is to make my pts miserable by flogging them up and down the halls to keep them from dying. They hate this, by the way. Moving is painful, no matter how much pain medication I give; walking is exhausting, even with the cardiac walker that lets you lean on your arms instead of your hands. One of the hardest-earned skills in an ICU nurse's repertoire is the combination of energy, sweet-talking, brutality, and limit-watching perceptiveness it takes to get a hurting, pissed-off, six-and-a-half-foot-tall man out of bed when he wants to watch the news instead. This dude, though, propped himself up on the cardiac walker and took the full unit circle at drat near a sprint. He panted and sweated, but he insisted his pain was manageable, and his chest tube dumped a good 50mL of fluid while he was huffing his way down the hall like he'd stolen the oxygen tank he was sucking down at four liters per minute. The cardiothoracic surgeon passed us in the hall, did a double-take, and downgraded the guy to telemetry status then and there. So I got to hand him off to a tele nurse in time for the 1500 shift change. My other pt was a frequent flyer of the pleasant variety-- all the dialysis nurses dropped by to say hi as his assigned dialysis nurse took him off peritoneal dialysis for the day. He really got the short end of the health stick. Before he was fifteen, some unknown genetic disease had shredded his kidneys and started in on the rest of his vasculature; after this he received a transplant, which failed, and then had two dialysis fistulas fail, had a series of myocardial infarctions (MIs, generally known as heart attacks), got stents on his stents distal to his other stents, and finally was deemed so sick he needed bypass surgery before the age of forty-five. I got him the day after the surgeons had gravely informed him that he wasn't eligible for a bypass surgery, because none of the other veins in his body were in good enough shape to use on his heart. Instead, the plan is to attempt yet another stent placement in the morning to relieve his intense chest pain with any exertion. He was pretty vacant, mostly playing mobile games on his ipad and sleeping, and I don't blame him. I think that whether the stent works or not, his next step may be to get evaluated for a donor graft, in which some generous dead person contributes a major vein to keep this guy's heart pumping. Anyway, he gets peritoneal dialysis now, since conventional dialysis is a much more complicated option for him than it used to be when his veins worked. He essentially gets fluid pumped into his abdominal cavity, where it soaks up pollutants and sucks imbalanced electrolytes out of the blood, after which the fluid is pumped back out and discarded. It makes his blood sugar skyrocket, for reasons I haven't researched (it's not a thing I do, although now I'd like to know why it does that), so he was critical care simply because he needed an insulin drip with hourly blood-sugar checks. The day was very quiet for him, apart from an ultrasound of the femoral arteries to see if the surgeons would be able to stent him in the morning. We'll see how that turns out. Finally, after losing the VATS guy, I picked up another pt-- a very young woman in her thirties, a mother of three, whose autoimmune disorder had attacked her liver and caused massive cirrhosis. She was quiet and friendly and polite, but she'd been throwing up blood for three days after running out of Protonix (which she took because she had a history of ulcers), and her blood levels were disastrously low. With a hemoglobin of 4.2 and a hematocrit of 12.8, she was white as a sheet and her blood was watery when I stuck her finger to check her sugar levels. Worse, her immune issues meant that she was IgA deficient, requiring any blood she received to be carefully washed in the blood center forty-five minutes away... and she had an unusual antibody, which has to be identified at the blood center, and which may severely limit the amount of blood that's available to her. So she was just lying there in bed, too weak and pale to do anything but shift her weight off her left hip (which was killing her because her sciatic nerve has been inflamed since her last pregnancy), waiting for blood to show up. She wasn't throwing up any blood, so the doctor was hesitant to stick a scope down her throat, lest a scab scrape off and start the bleeding all over again. But if she bleeds again tonight, she'll be getting scoped. I won't find out until morning. I hope she's okay. Spent a good hour of her admit time on the phone with hospital IT trying to figure out what the gently caress was going on with Epic today. Man, talk about a loving thankless job. If you do everything right, you're completely invisible and nobody cares that you exist; if you change anything you get a furious blizzard of kickback no matter how necessary the change is or how seamlessly it's implemented; if you offer technical support you get snapped at and huffed at and terminally eye-rolled; and even after the person who called is sick of the problem and ready to ditch it and rig a makeshift solution and move on, you have to go back and fix it ANYWAY because there is a REPORT. Frankly, I'd rather handle poop. Rachel is doing well today. She keeps having setbacks on her discharge, but she was moved to the big room at the end of the hall, where her panoramic window gives her views of mountains instead of boring downtown glass. She was able to stand up today for a few seconds, but is still incredibly weak and easily made short of breath. Her son visited again the other day, and they wheeled her down in a recliner to meet her daughter in the lobby, so she got to hold both her babies and give them kisses. The woman who's been bleeding after her liver failure is still bleeding. They put the femoral pressure thing back on her today. She has a huge pressure ulcer on her groin from the fem-stop crushing her constantly, but it's the only way to keep her alive. Her abdomen is increasingly distended and there are worries that she's bleeding into her belly, but we can't drain her with a needle because that's one more place to bleed from. The doctors have been trying desperately to talk her and her family into focusing her care on comfort and family interactions rather than on these continual, painful, brutal, even disfiguring treatments we're doing to her to keep her alive while she turns yellow and exsanguinates. I wonder how long a blood bank takes to cut you off. She screams pretty much constantly. Pain medications just don't work for her, because her liver is so hosed. It's very disturbing to staff as well as family and other patients. I don't think I could stand to do CPR on her, knowing that she's Hep C positive, spewing blood everywhere, and fatally ill even if we bring her back from one death. I guess I'll find out soon enough what my moral boundaries there are. Liver failure is one hell of a way to go.
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Jun 5, 2015 07:06
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Oh yeah: I take the CCRN exam on June 24. Wish me luck, gonna get that dollar raise + some extra letters for my alphabet soup.
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Jun 5, 2015 07:14
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Arrived to find my assignment slightly shifted. The unfortunate peritoneal dialysis guy spent all morning waiting to see if they could stent him this afternoon, so he was super low acuity and they paired him with a very high-acuity pt down the hall, a different guy who required a sitter to keep him from pulling out all his lines and tubes. As a result, I only interacted with him as the next-door nurse, filling in cracks for the nurse officially assigned to his care. In the meantime, the patient patient (hurr hurr) twiddled his thumbs until cardiology decided that they would brave his awful vasculature and many allergies, and dig out whatever was clogging his heart. Oh yeah, did I mention the many many allergies? This dude is allergic to BENADRYL. He’s allergic to everything that can be given to control an immune response. I am assuming that his vascular badness is probably related to an autoimmune issue, because god drat, this poor schmuck is allergic to his own eyebrows. This will make his cath procedure very tricky, because he’s anaphylactically allergic to iodine dyes and most other radiopaques used in angiography. This will make it difficult for the cardio folks to tell what they hell they’re looking at while they’re trying to suck the clot escargot out of his arterial butter sauce. Or whatever gross, snail-related metaphor you care to use. The cardiologist finally decided that there’s no loving way anyone can be violently allergic to antihistamines and steroids, and decided to take the gamble that Benadryl and prednisone were given to him to control an already-occurring reaction and therefore got swept up with the whole ‘anaphylaxis’ thing. It’s much more likely, after all, that during his episodes of anaphylaxis from –mycin antibiotics, he got a bunch of anti-allergy medications that didn’t fully control his reactions, and assumed that the reactions were to the medications as well. It’s a stiff gamble. Some people really do have horrible reactions to prednisone. We performed a scratch test, dipping a needle in the offending substance and nicking the back of his hand; then, seeing no reaction, we administered a quarter-dose very slowly; then, still seeing no reaction, we finished the dose and started over with the other anti-allergy medicine. Turns out he isn’t allergic to Benadryl OR prednisone. Huh. So down he goes for his cath. My pts, the ones I was actually taking care of, were a little less anticlimactic. As I sat down to get report, the night nurse informed me that my pt from yesterday, the woman with the GI bleed, would be having a procedure done at 0730. As I took report, the endoscopy nurses were cramming the room full of scope supplies and monitors and such. The pt was stable last night, received four units of blood, and was looking a little more pink in the cheeks, but still had huge esophageal varices, so she would be getting an esophagogastroduodenoscopy to pinch off some of these little throat-hemorrhoids so they wouldn’t keep bleeding. (We typically refer to this procedure as an EGD, for obvious reasons.) So at 0730, I pumped her full of versed and fentanyl, then held her hand and kept an eye on her vital signs while the GI doc snaked a long thin tube down her throat, sucked each hemorrhoid (varicele) up into the end of the tube, and popped a little rubber band off the outside of the tube over each one to pinch it off. This is called banding, and is very effective for most pts—the band eventually falls off, but by that time the varicele has clotted off and either healed or turned into a chunk of scar. She tolerated the procedure very well, and afterward got to drink cranberry juice while we chatted about her iron-deficiency anemia (I advised her to start cooking in a cast-iron skillet) and how hilarious it is when guys assume that women will freak out about blood. Then I gave her some pain meds for her crazy-making sciatica and she took a chair nap while I scrambled around over my other pt. The other pt was admitted under the diagnosis of probable sepsis. She presented like somebody who was about to crater: massively elevated white blood cell count, severe anemia and hypotension, confusion and weakness, and a lactate of loving 10. My eyes bugged out of my head when I saw that number, let me assure you—4 means something is really wrong, and 6 often corresponds with impending death. Mind you, I was getting this patient while preparing for an EGD in the next room. She had also gone nuts on night shift and pulled out her central line. Her husband had apparently called 911 because he got home from work and found her sitting on the couch, raving and screaming about dead relatives. I went into that room ready for Armageddon. Instead I found a cute little old lady lying very peacefully in bed, where she greeted me politely and answered all my questions with ease. She looked way too healthy for somebody dying of sepsis. Her hands were wrapped up in mittens to keep her from pulling lines, but before the EGD nurses had arrived, I already had the mittens off. She was completely aware and alert and cooperative. Other things didn’t add up. All her white blood cells were mature, suggesting that this wasn’t an acute massive response to infection. She was afebrile; she was bruised all over her side; she was having massive left shoulder pain, and her belly was tender. Her confusion had completely disappeared, and she had received a total of two units of blood, one liter of lactated ringer’s solution, and a round of antibiotics. The doctor wasn’t buying sepsis any more than I was, so we agreed to redraw a lactate to see if something had got crossed up. This lactate came back 1. That is a totally normal lactate and it’s also physically impossible for lactate to drop from 10 to 1 in the space of three hours. I assume somebody drew it upstream of that IV of LR she got downstairs. The pt also informed me that the tourniquet was left on her arm “for like ten minutes” during that blood draw, so if that’s not hyperbole, it could have absolutely caused the lactate to draw up abnormally high. Not sepsis. Electrocardiogram came back clean; why the shoulder pain? Pain at the point of the shoulder is often a result of phrenic nerve stimulation… and she was complaining of abdominal tenderness… and she was covered in bruises. We took a chest X-ray and were absolutely boggled to discover what looked like a serious left-sided pneumothorax—no reason for her to have air in her chest cavity outside of her lungs. No broken ribs. What the hell? We prepared for a chest tube placement, but decided to check again just in case. Additional X-rays showed that the ‘pneumothorax’ was a skin fold on her back, showing through the lung to mimic an air pocket. That is just bizarre. And told us almost nothing. Finally a CT scan revealed that nothing was fractured, but her spleen was enlarged and had somehow ruptured. A slow ooze from her popped spleen was filling her gut with serous and sanguineous fluid. Well, poo poo. That would explain the phrenic pain. Why was her spleen enlarged? Why was she so loopy to begin with? Why the unconvincing markers of infection? If you’re a medical professional, you may already be wincing in sympathy. She’ll need a biopsy to confirm it, but we’re reasonably certain this unfortunate woman has leukemia. Her white blood cells are reproducing out of control, causing her spleen to enlarge and preventing her from making enough red blood cells to keep her energy and oxygenation within brain-satisfying parameters. While her husband was at work, she had developed tremendous weakness, and apparently she slipped and fell and ruptured her swollen spleen, but wasn’t able to remember or report this by the time her husband came home. Her hematocrit continued to drop throughout the afternoon, so around 1500 the team came to haul her off to IR and attempt to embolize her spleen, to stop the bleeding, and if necessary to remove the thing altogether. While she was gone, most of the MD team got together to talk to the screaming lady with liver failure and explain to her that she had run out of options, and to press her and her family to shift their focus from recovery (now impossible) to comfort (such as can be given). Constant drug-induced diarrhea has kept the woman’s ammonia levels low enough that she can sort of interact, but she doesn’t seem to understand that her status has progressed to terminal, and her family isn’t willing to make the decision. She is in agony. I can’t even imagine what it must be like, lying in a hospital bed, convinced that you’ll be okay in the end if you just make it through another day—another week—another month of suffering, and screaming constantly because you hurt so much and your brain is so poisoned. Nobody deserves that kind of death. Well, maybe a few people. But judgement like that isn’t mine to make. I wonder if it would really gently caress a kid up to name them Karma. Would they feel like it was their duty to dispense justice? Would they become some kind of self-righteous rear end in a top hat, delivering their brand of Batman justice (most likely in snide youtube comments and e/n threads)? Would they resent the implication of responsibility, and refuse to accept the burden of making the world right? Would they just roll their eyes and wonder why the gently caress their parents named them something so stupid? Definitely gonna name my hypothetical future offspring Hatshepsut and Hypatia and Sagan. You know, cool names that won’t get them beaten up. I should not be allowed to have children. No real news from Rachel today. She’s just chilling at the end of the hallway, smiling and waving at people as they walk past. Two of our nurses are leaving. They are a married couple; one is starting nurse practitioner school in Utah, and the other will be working at a hospital near the school. We had a huge potluck for them today, and one of the CNAs brought a massive pile of utterly flawless raspberry mini-macarons. I have never experienced such emotion over anything in any hospital, ever. Literal tears of rapture were shed. Everyone in the room was uncomfortable and I don’t care. Favorite memories of the two departing nurses: --One showed me a video of her kids jumping off a low bed and faceplanting on the carpet, over and over. The younger one shrieked with laughter each time and kept jumping and laughing even though she bit her lip and was bleeding freely. The older one sobbed, but kept doing it, because apparently she is a competitive lil poo poo who can’t let her sister outdo her at anything. The nurse laughed at this video until her on-screen self appeared and put a stop to the festivities, while obviously struggling to contain her laughter. “It’s good for them,” she said. Her kids look happy and ferocious and beautiful. --The other is the nurse who brought the fake flan to the last potluck. He is the only male nurse who will still willingly work with Crowbarrens. A couple of admits ago, he walked into the room where our albatross had just landed, and instead of addressing him directly, he looked into the mirror and chanted: “Crowbarrens, Crowbarrens, Crowbarrens” at his reflection. Then he wheeled, pulled a huge startled double-take at the guy, and shouted gently caress. Crowbarrens laughed so hard his vent circuit popped off. I laughed so hard I had to take a breather in the equipment room. Every ICU needs a complete nutjob nurse with a younger-uncle sense of humor. The only downside to this potluck, which is amply compensated for by the macarons, is that with everybody carousing in the break room I’m having to steal my naps elsewhere. Worse, I’m having to compete for nap space. So every time I try to steal a ten-minute snooze in the family-conference room where the short uncomfortable sofas are, there’s somebody pumping breast milk in there, or sleeping on a sheet on the floor, or having an actual family conference (the nerve). I ended up picnicking a couple warm blankets on the bathroom floor, locking the door, setting my alarm for ten minutes, and passing out on the padded tile. It’s not gross if there are blankets, right? I used to do this a lot more often when I worked in Texas. The unions in Washington are very pointed about nurses getting their breaks, but in Texas I was lucky to get a thirty-minute lunch split in two, confined to the tiny break room with its two wire-backed chairs. I worked nights, so when I hit the wall around 0300 I would pretend to take a dump, and instead sprawl out on the bathroom floor on a stolen sheet and take the edge off with five minutes of shut-eye. It’s not terribly comfortable, but nothing is less comfortable than sleep deprivation. Back then, I was sleep-deprived because I worked mandatory overtime, drove an hour each way to work, and had to sleep during the hottest part of the day when even the air conditioning couldn’t get my bedroom below 90F. Today, I’m sleep-deprived because my sister left yesterday and I miss her, and because on Sunday my other sister (I am the oldest of five recovering creationist-homeschoolers) is coming to live with me and my husband in our one-bedroom apartment for the summer while she gets her GED. She is 19 and has been sorely held back by my well-meaning mother’s inability to parent and educate a homeschooled, isolated teenager in a farmhouse in the woods fifty miles from the rest of humanity. I am pretty worried about the possibility that she won’t adjust well, won’t be able to get through the GED/internship program that I’ve found for her, and will end up living on my dime until I find something to do with her. Sometimes this results in insomnia, which is a nasty thing to have between shifts. She’s a good kid. She’s better than I was at her age—she’s already managed to drop the ingrained homophobia and sexism she was brought up with, and is a lovely, articulate, hilarious person. I think she’ll do well. I’m just a selfish snot who gets all whiny about having to share my living room. And tonight I’m gonna pop a Benadryl before I sleep. Hopefully I won’t die of anaphylactic shock. Anyway. The splenic embolization was a grand success, and my pt returned high as a kite on pain meds and sedatives, not even minding that she had to keep her leg straight for the next four hours and that I had to poke her sore crotch-wound every fifteen minutes to make sure she wasn’t bleeding. My other pt spent the afternoon sipping Sprite, walking around, and generally looking about a thousand times better than she was last night. The guy down the hall got his stent, and is back on his ipad playing internet poker. Rachel wheeled around the unit in a transport chair pushed by a tech and high-fived an RT. Screamer lady has been drugged into oblivion and it seems to be finally catching up with her. If it seems like a lot of these pts vanish into thin air after I’m done writing about my shift, well, that’s a thing that happens. ICU staff rarely gets the whole story—the rehab after the acute illness, the full recovery, the death at home surrounded by family, even the shift to comfort care a week later on the medical floor, all of that stuff is lost to us. We know very little about our pts before they arrive, unless they’re frequent fliers, and even less once they leave, unless they come back. So most of the stories I see, I glimpse in passing—a few scenes from the movie, a few illustrations from the book. When I leave, I disappear from the story that’s consumed my day, and I fall into a strange different story where I eat chicken teriyaki and watch Netflix and taste different kinds of honey and read science fiction and scrawl terrible essays about Tolkien and imagine that someday I will be an actual writer, as if the real story weren’t going on all around me in the places where my shifts end and beyond the hospital where I’ll be tomorrow whether my pts are still there are not. There might be happy endings. I’m sure there are generally endings of one variety or another—endings of lives and the chapters in them, endings of nightmares, endings of doomed hopes, who knows? I get to see sad endings (she’s still screaming, and will scream until she dies); I get to see a certain brand of happy endings (down the hall a man I don’t know is gently dying, with his grandchildren holding his hand, never having to suffer the indignity and pain of a breathing tube); I get to see strange endings that are nearly happy (they leave, and I never know what became of them); and I get to see endings that are only segues into the next chapter (Crowbarrens is, as I write this, sitting in the ER waiting to be admitted). My stories are short stories. My endings are reports at the end of shift.
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I have a post to make tomorrow. I fell asleep tonight. There was so much poop.
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Jun 7, 2015 08:44
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My splenic rupture pt had a rough night. It’s not uncommon for people over the age of 70 to get confused at night when they’re in a strange place, sick, covered in tape and wires, and this can lead to some really risky situations. In her case, she pulled out her PICC line, which was put in yesterday to replace the internal-jugular central line she pulled out the night before. I came in to find her wrists strapped down and her nurse sitting at the bedside, gently talking to her to keep her occupied and soothed. Used to be, as soon as you started acting like you might pull something out, you got your wrists strapped down with restraints. These days, we pay a lot more attention to delirium, and restraints dramatically increase both the incidence and severity of delirium. The night nurse who cared for her while I was sleeping is a drat good one and I trust him, so when I saw the soft bracelets on her wrists I knew things had gone to poo poo. She’d pulled her PICC while making eye contact with him, holding his hand with her free hand, and saying that she felt pretty good. Grab and rip. After this she pulled two peripheral IVs, removed her oxygen a dozen times, and tried to pull out her foley catheter. The night nurse felt that restraints were the only way to keep her IV access in, so he sat beside her for the rest of the night, talking to her to keep her from going completely crazy. Sunlight is the usual cure for this kind of delirium, which is so common we call it “sundowning” and expect it with certain age groups. Once the sun comes up, you can usually transition the pt from wrist restraints to puffy mittens, then open the fingertip part of the mittens, and finally free their hands entirely. Sometimes it’s even quicker than that. Delirium is very different from dementia. Often, severe acute illness will combine with other factors like dehydration, sleep deprivation, and unfamiliar medications to make a patient forget where they are and what day it is, possibly even thinking they’re in a different country or it’s 1970 or that I’m a Nazi captor in a WWII prison. (This is depressingly common in older folks from Europe, many of whom were terrified as children that they would be captured and tortured by enemies of war.) We call that confusion, initially, but if confusion has an acute onset (they aren’t like this at home), the pt can’t focus long enough to follow a brief set of instructions (“I’m going to spell a few words, and I want you to squeeze my hand whenever I say ‘A’.”), and they can’t get their bearings enough to answer simple questions (“Will a stone float on water?”), they’ve moved past mere confusion and are delirious. In a state of delirium, a pt is likely to hurt themselves—falling, pulling out tubes, etc—and is at very high risk of having weird delusions and hallucinations. These are a big deal because, in the delirious state, your mind can’t really differentiate between reality and the bizarre ideas that come with confusion and delirium, and it processes these as if they’re fact. You can end up having intense, vivid PTSD flashbacks to things like being smothered by aliens, raped and tortured by Nazis, shoved into a box and left there for hours, and burned alive—even though none of these things actually happened. The flashbacks and mental fuckery can last for literal years afterward. People who become delirious in the ICU generally have cognitive issues for a long time after discharge. (We see this a lot in re-admits, who aren’t quite themselves when they leave and return a month later completely whacked out.) Perhaps most immediately worrying, delirium can disguise other major signs of danger, like altered level of consciousness, pain, and feelings of impending doom. So I progressed her pretty quickly from restraints to mittens to open mittens. Too quickly—she pulled out one of her IVs. She has another, though, so I stopped the bleeding and let it rest. I feel like her mental status is one of the most vulnerable aspects of her health right now, and it would be awful if she (an independent woman who teaches music) ended up in a nursing home when she leaves here. Anyway, as the shift progressed her lethargy continued, and she had trouble articulating almost anything she said. Head CT from yesterday was totally clean, neuro checks negative except for lethargy and verbal difficulty, blood sugar and hematocrit stable, abdomen stable, and finally we just settled in to “watch and wait.” I asked her son if she wears glasses, because although she claimed not to, she also didn’t know what state she lived in… Son brought in glasses and a novel she’d been reading, and a little later in the afternoon she came around just fine. Still a little worried about her. Drowsiness after a splenic rupture is usually a sign that the pt is about to take a turn for the worse. But she had plenty of time to make that turn, and instead finished up my shift with a quick trip to the bedside commode and a bit of worrying-aloud about whether she would be able to get up the stairs at home. (She will be strong enough to get up the stairs by the time we send her home-- physical therapy opens almost every intial interview with, believe this or not: "Do you have stairs in your house?") As for my pt with the GI bleed, she was quite thoroughly recovered. She was downgraded to medical status halfway through the day, and after a bit of consultation with the blood bank, the doctor decided to go ahead and top her off with the last unit of matching, prewashed blood they had on hand, then send her home in the morning. Her family came in to visit during the afternoon, and her kids were so excited to see her that they literally jumped up and down, in place, for almost thirty minutes. One of them would settle down, and the other would kind of chill out, and then the first one would start bouncing again, and pretty soon they'd just be hopping in place, talking three hundred mph in their weird little shrieking voices. Kids are basically bugs, is what I'm saying. At three, afternoon shift change time, I traded out-- GI bleed passed off to a nurse with a group of other medical/telemetry overflow pts, new pt picked up. This guy was still critical care status, having been extubated around 1030, and he had a very distinct set of challenges to present me. He is a developmentally delayed man, about forty, mentality between six and eight years old. Very polite-- turned his face and covered his mouth when he coughed, waved at everyone-- but easily frustrated and, for obvious reasons, very stressed out. He had been at his adult family home, eaten a bunch of dinner, aspirated it somehow, and gone into respiratory-cardiac arrest. 911, CPR, intubation, bronchoscopy with washout, extubation the next day. Really good outcome, no neuro deficit from baseline. His lungs were still pouring sputum in response to the dinner invasion. Listening to his chest was like sticking your stethoscope into a washing machine full of shoes. Every few minutes he would cough up huge rippling mountains of sputum, which he had a very hard time managing and would suck back down his windpipe maybe one out of three times, causing another coughing fit. He did NOT like having the suction catheter in his mouth. He also wanted dinner, and some soda, and the speech therapist unsurprisingly made him strict NPO (nil per os, aka nothing by mouth) because he genuinely couldn't swallow his own spit without choking. He'll probably get that functionality back, to a degree, but we still have to assess what made him aspirate in the first place. In the short term, I got a packet of honey from the condiment drawer, smeared a trace of it on the suction cath (also called a yankauer, a plastic wand for sucking things out of the mouth and upper throat), and offered it to him as a "honey straw." He loved it. There wasn't enough honey to cause any trouble, and honey doesn't come off easily, so I wasn't worried about choking... and it encouraged him to keep it in his mouth almost constantly, coughing up crap and immediately jamming the "honey straw" back in his mouth. I refreshed it every hour or so and he cleared his airway wonderfully the whole time. The real challenge came from his severe chronic constipation. An abdominal CT performed yesterday on admit, for his hugely distended belly, revealed that his colon was PACKED with poo poo. Cecum to rectum, dilated to a terrifying degree, crammed full of poop that hadn't seen the light of day in months. They loaded him with a truly amazing volume of bowel meds, and the night before he had started out with a few semi-liquid stools-- the kind of thing that manages to seep through the poo poo tunnel gridlock and keep you from backing up so hard that you die. And he was backed WAY up. He kept burping and it smelled distinctly of poo poo. His OG tube, pulled out with the breathing tube when he was extubated, had been pulling something that the doc initially worried about because it looked a little like coffee grounds (a sign of gastric bleeding)... but which, when the OG tube came out, was pretty clearly just backed-up poo poo. poo poo from his STOMACH. That is not supposed to happen and is a very bad sign. Anyway, by midmorning apparently he was having a stool every couple of hours. When I got him, he had really picked up the pace, and was stooling almost constantly, especially when he coughed. The liquid had passed, and the rest was loosening up-- so we started out with mucus-lubricated pebbles that clinked against each other as we wiped, then progressed to greasy, frothy landslides that filled up the bed. There were perfectly-piped poo poo rosettes that wouldn't have looked out of place on top of a chocolate cake, and curry-slurry cascades that snuck out of the disposable linings and poured out across the sheet. There was an interlude of corn, beautifully intact corn so well-preserved that you could tell it was chewed from the cob rather than sliced into niblets. As I sloshed through that cleanup, trying not to breathe more than strictly necessary, I realized that this poo poo had been inside him for one hell of a long time. The smell had that intense death-rot odor you get when you've been hoarding that particular nugget for quite a while. That corn wasn't last week's veggie side at the cafeteria, dude. I bet you a dollar he gnawed that poo poo off the cob at his grandma's house for Christmas. The fecal journey continued with inspiring diversity. One delicately-jointed, bubble-textured oblong came out looking like a Baby Ruth bar. One delivery was thick and slushy, but contained crumbly elements that glued themselves to everything they touched and pilled up like a hoodie in the dryer. We attempted to get him up to the bedside commode at one point, hoping to catch the bounty in a bucket rather than the bed, but as he prepared to sit down he suddenly decided that there was a better potty out in the hall somewhere, and took off running with his gown flapping behind him. Two steps into his flight, his sphincter lost control. Spatters and ribbons festooned the tile in a pseudo-Farsi calligraphic scrawl. The CNA and I caught him before he could open the room door; she guided him by the shoulders back to his plastic throne, and I cupped my hands under a washcloth to form a towel-cup that I clamped to his backside, catching the steaming runoff to prevent any more modern art. After a while, he exhausted himself on the bucket, and we got him back into bed. Five minutes after that he had another coughing fit and ripped a gargantuan chunky fart right into his disposable bed-liner. I heard the expulsion lap up against his thighs like the bubbles popping in a pot of boiling oatmeal. The pulmonologist came up to ask me a question and started coughing at the smell. Some days are just like this. I passed that guy off to night shift with sincere condolences and warnings. It occurs to me that I would not want to eat anything honey-flavored while in the room with a smell like that. But this pt happily smacked away on his "honey straw" even while his gut was blasting out everything he'd eaten this year, not so much as blinking. You know what? Whatever makes him happy. That's what. The only real upside is that, being developmentally delayed, he could be convinced that this poo poo was hilarious, and wasn't really offended when we acknowledged that his poo poo stank. Some people get really upset if you don't manage to keep a straight face as you clean up their poop; some people just get incredibly embarrassed and feel horrible, and my heart goes out to those people, because I can't take a dump if anyone in the building knows I'm taking a dump and I would rather pretend at all times that I don't actually have bowel movements. (This is probably a leftover of my upbringing somehow, but I don't care to examine it too closely.) You just gotta be really good at keeping your poker face strapped on. Gross wound? Learn to smile through it. Gallons of liquid poo poo? Reassure the pt that you've seen so much worse. (You have.) Crusty vadge plopping out cheese curds the size of thumb joints while you're trying to scrub the area for a catheter? Keep your face pleasantly neutral and talk about something else. This job is allllll about winning people's confidence. It's much harder to care for someone whose guard is up, who distrusts you, or who feels awkward when you walk into the room. If they can relax and feel comfortable, if they can trust you, they have a much better experience and will tolerate a lot more of the pain and indignity that comes with a hospital stay, knowing that you're not doing this poo poo for fun either and that you won't judge them for anything that happens. A particularly weird aspect of this is the importance of not reacting to anything with shock, panic, or visible distress. Like if you stub your toe and they see you wince and hop around, they're going to be wondering: is she gonna hurt me by accident too? Is she really in control of the situation? Can she be distracted at a critical moment, and possibly let me die because she just jammed her thumb in a drawer? These aren't conscious assessments, they're just part of the natural human reaction to being powerless and needing a team member you can trust. So one of the reflexes I've cultivated as a nurse is keeping a straight face when I bang my elbow, stub my toe, or otherwise remind myself that my body is pretty vulnerable and these hospital rooms are loving crowded. If I drop something on my foot, I'm gonna politely excuse myself to another room before I descend into hissing and cursing. I don't want my pts to ever feel like they have to comfort or protect me. I don't want to seem physically or professionally vulnerable to a person whose life may depend on my capability and strength. I want questions to be surface-level, where I can encourage my pts to articulate them and have them answered. I want to avoid situations in which my pts have to assess the situation without full access to relevant information, which means that even if my toe-stubbing happens because I'm focused on their cardiac output, I don't expect them to be able to explain my priorities of attention to themselves and decide that I must have been looking at something more important. I am probably a loving nutjob. I overthink things. I am paranoid and obsessive. This might make me a better nurse, or it just might make me a crazy person thinly disguised as a medical professional. Either way, I am probably the only person most people will ever meet who can make them feel safer just by smiling noncommittally as I wipe their rear end. Three days off after that shift. My kid sister moves in this evening, and will probably absorb most of my time for a couple of days. Wednesday I work an eight-hour morning shift, then attend a Sufjan Stevens concert (another pathetically consuming obsession of mine), then work an 1100-1900 on Thursday. We'll see how that goes. Thank you guys so much for the encouraging messages and stuff. I get really shy sometimes when people praise my writing and I have to sit in a quiet place and squeak and drink tea, and eventually I muster up enough resistance to reply en masse while turning red and occasionally pausing to mash my hands against my mouth. You are all way too nice to me.
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I didn't write yesterday because I was too busy sobbing like an open drain at a Sufjan Stevens concert last night, and then afterward my friend dragged me to her house and forced me to watch (okay, fall asleep trying to watch) Tinkerbelle and the Legend of the Neverbeast. (She has a two-and-a-half-year-old and might be going a little crazy.) Opened the shift with a decent duo: a GI bleeder and a post-laminectomy. The latter was only under my care for a few hours, as her biggest issue was pain-- a lot of pain-- and she had come to the ICU because all the pain meds made her loopy on the medical floor and they wanted to watch her a little closer. We were concerned by how dramatically her neuro status had declined; she wasn't somnolent or respiratory-depressed at all, as you'd expect with someone having an opioid OD, but she was totally hallucinating and paranoid. We don't like to see major mental status changes in a pt who's fresh off a major back surgery and/or had an epidural (as is common with back surgeries), because there's always the chance of infection in the central nervous system. She cleared up around 0845 and seemed totally fine. I interviewed her a little more closely about what she thought had happened, and she said: "Oh, I just have these episodes. Never really thought they were a big deal." Straight from there to a head CT, where the radiologist noted what could be a lesion-- possibly a tumor-- in her head. From that point the neuro team got involved, and because she wasn't really critical care status they moved her off the ICU. That interview process, by the way, is one of the more ticklish and annoying aspects of nursing, but one of the most important if you want to catch things before they go south. Most people are hesitant to offer their own opinions about their medical issues to healthcare staff, which means that sometimes valuable bits of information get withheld because the patient doesn't want to look dumb in front of the doctor. Thing is, we aren't mind-readers, we rarely have a truly comprehensive health history, and we don't always connect the dots with the same one-on-one scrutiny that a person can perform on themselves. We might not be able to take a pt's diagnosis at face value, because we can't expect them to have a full medical education (I mean, poo poo, I can't diagnose anybody either), but we can definitely get a lot of crucial information from a person's opinions about their body. It's like: you might not know exactly what's wrong, but by god, you know something's wrong. And we don't always know even that much, until your vital signs start to crash. There's a saying that, when a pt tells you they're dying, you loving listen. People don't just toss that phrasing around. They might not be able to tell you exactly why they're dying, but they know their body is about to lose its grip. That kinda came into play later in the shift. More on that later though. My other pt, the GI bleeder, was a bit of a weird dude. He'd gone AMA the week before and returned vomiting blood, and in addition to a massive variceal banding, he also needed a TIPS procedure. In order to explain this, I'm gonna have to get a little pathophysiological, as I promised in an earlier post. The question is: why do alcoholics bleed to death? Most chronic alcoholics die making GBS threads or vomiting blood. It seems like a weird connection, especially if (like most people in a non-medical arena) you're not totally clear on what the liver does exactly. Something to do with poisons, right? Well, yeah, but not just poison. A lot of things come into your body through your mouth, and you can feel free to insert your own dick jokes here, in much the same way that you insert dicks into your mouth. That poo poo ranges from "inadvisable and kind of sweaty-tasting" to "straight-up block of pesticides" and your stomach and intestines give no shits about this. If you swallow a mouthful of jizz, as far as your stomach is concerned, you just had a teaspoon or two of protein supplement, and your pancreas will happily bathe it in flesh-dissolving enzymes so your intestinal bacteria can chew it up and poo poo it all over the absorptive walls of your intestines. Directly outside of those gut walls, blood vessels happily pump away the acid-bathed, pancreas-liquefied, bacteria-digested jizz protein for your body to make into more of itself. Hold the loving phone, you say. That jizz was probably nontoxic, but what about the other nasty things we eat every day without realizing it? The 2.5 spiders you swallow in your sleep every night-- where does their venom go? That waxy poo poo on the outside of cucumbers that tastes like Raid? The shampoo you got in your mouth last time you showered? (I know I'm not the only person who has this problem.) And worse, even if you assume that the intestinal walls have some pretty strong filtration powers to separate the poo poo from the food, what happens when you get horrific diarrhea and your insides get raw? What if you eat too much corn and you scrape up your gut? What if you have hemorrhoids and your body is constantly insisting that you have to squeeze fist-sized turds directly over the open wound that your rear end in a top hat has become? Oh my god, you are going to have poo poo blood poisoning and die. So here's the trick: your body has two separate blood-circulating systems. One of them is systemic, and full of delicious clean blood with lots of carefully sterilized proteins and freely-available sugars floating happily through it, ready to feed your heart and brain and other assorted bits without subjecting them to anything gross at all. The other is intestinal, and it's a loving junkyard of sloppy proteins that still look a little like the sperm you chugged to begin with, plus all the other poisonous chemicals you've splashed in your mouth recently, plus all the perfectly natural nitrogen waste that comes with living and is incredibly disruptive to brain activity, plus any traces of poo poo that are scraping their way into your bulging assgrapes. Fortunately, this complete wasteland of trash is outfitted with a couple of critical defenses. First, you have tons of lymphatic drainage in your intestines. I'll cover the lymph system later sometime, but it's like an alternate circulatory system, a set of loose-mouthed leaky veins that pick up extra water and trash and scour it with macrophages that live in the nodes. Second, the intestinal system is on a closed circuit that only returns to the rest of the body through, you guessed it, the liver. Inside the liver, the jizz proteins are reduced and converted to more usable proteins; chemicals are scrubbed and pumped back into the poo poo chute for dumping. The hepatic portal (literally the "liver door") refers to the tiny straw-like filters through which all your blood has to squeeze on its way in and out of the intestinal circuit. All of your blood goes through here, and the pressure gets pretty high. Alcohol and other liver toxins scar up these tubes and make them stiff and tight, forcing your blood to squeeze through smaller and smaller spaces. Healthy liver tubes are flexible and have a little bit of give; scarred tubes are about as flexible as particleboard. Cirrhosis-- liver scarring-- results in portal hypertension, or excessive pressure on either side of the liver-door. On the systemic side of the door, backed-up blood bloats into hemorrhoids in the esophagus, which eventually burst and bleed, often catastrophically. On the intestinal side, so much blood builds up that the extra fluid is forced to ooze out into the abdominal cavity, forming that stretched-out, water-filled liver-failure belly you see in liver pts and chronic alcoholics. This is in addition to similar ready-to-pop situations in your intestines, which can blow out at any time. Adding insult to injury, the liver takes all these proteins and food particles and makes all your blood clotting factors out of them. A failing liver, or one continually taxed by alcohol or tylenol/paracetamol, is too busy struggling to filter and repair to be effective at making clotting factors. And, being in a prime position to monitor your nutrition status, your liver has control of your body's access to its food stores-- control that's mediated largely through proteins. The thing about proteins is that they're basically specialized wrenches, low-tech thing-grabbers designed to grab the thing they're made to grab and move it however it needs to be moved. They CAN be broken down for energy, but they're terrible energy sources, and the more protein your body has, the more wrenches it can build. And what builds your wrenches? Yeah, it's totally your liver. So this guy, a chronic heavy drinker who regularly mixes Tylenol PM with his vodka (do not loving do this, alcohol + tylenol/paracetamol = liver-ripping molecular knives), has a liver so blocked that all his esophageal vessels are bubbling up like a teenager's face. All the blood vessels around his liver and intestines are completely blown out and ready to explode. Medical treatment hasn't helped him at all, and eventually we'll run out of chances to catch his bleeds... so the next step is a TIPS. A transjugular intrahepatic portosystemic shunt, TIPS, is a tube that connects the blood vessels on either side of the liver. Now the intestines can dump straight into the system, bypassing most of the liver. If you're guessing that this can have amazingly nasty side effects, you are absolutely correct-- jizz proteins and brain-pickling nitrogens and straight-up chunks of poo poo are free to wander. Your liver is still getting a little filtration done, and making what proteins it can, but if it's almost completely cardboarded sometimes blood doesn't even bother and just travels by shunt... which cuts off blood flow to the liver and can kill you. But hey, you won't bleed to death? As is common with families that involve alcoholism, this guy's family-- him and his wife, his children being estranged-- was extremely enabling and secret-keeping and just weird, with bad ideas about boundaries. He and his wife insisted that his hospital bed be moved closer to the wall sofa, so that he and his wife could hold hands as he slept; his wife refused to leave the room at any time, and spent weird amounts of time in the room "changing" (ie naked for some reason????) so that any entry to the room had to be preceded by lots of knocking and calling out. Super codependent, super enmeshed, super inappropriate, and super terrified of "being caught." When I stumbled across the pt's wall charger plugged in by the sink, a totally normal thing that everyone does, the wife reacted as if I'd caught her slipping her husband booze. Families afflicted with alcoholism run on secret-keeping, and most family members have a hard time telling what's an actual secret and what's normal, because they're so used to keeping the world at bay. I felt really, really bad for them both, because things will never get better for them without help, and they'll never get help because they're so invested in the secret and so locked into the psychological addiction of enabling. But he went down for this TIPS at two, and did pretty well, so he's got maybe another year or two's worth of chances to break the secret and get their lives back. While all this was going on, Rachel went home. She isn't even going to rehab-- she's been totally off vent for a while, even taking a few steps at a time, and she went home in a medicab to her children and her own home. I hope things go well for her. The exploding poop guy was doing much better. A few days of nonstop diarrhea had loosened his belly up to the point that, when I poked my head in, I could see the droopy skin of his abdomen flopping as his nurse turned him to wipe his rear end. A couple of people asked me how somebody can live without making GBS threads for six months. (Hopefully tomorrow I can get caught up on replies?) The answer is: you can't live without making GBS threads for six months. You can, however, be massively chronically constipated, and if it starts slowly and doesn't advance too quickly, your body gradually learns to compensate for the increasing blockage. You poo poo liquid around the blockage, mostly. But eventually even that deteriorates, and soon you're backed up to your neck. Literally. So this guy hadn't pooped in something like a week, but he'd been working on that week of constipation for so long that it drat near killed him. The last pt I got for the day was an utter clusterfuck. She was an older woman, a marathon runner, who had developed a hiatal hernia and had it repaired via Nissen fundoplication (wrapping the stomach around the esophagus, which I can't describe any better than Wikipedia). Her wife is an RN and had been staying with her since the surgery a couple of days before, and yesterday had started expressing some concerns about the pt's status: requiring more oxygen, having increased pain, unable to advance her diet, and just "looking weird." Overnight the pt's oxygen needs had increased to the point that, when I finally got report, she had been on a non-rebreather mask at 15 liters, satting 89% O2 (you and I probably sit between 96% and 100%), for almost six hours without anybody insisting there was a problem. Sometimes nurses make the worst pts. This nurse, however, impressed the hell out of me both with her insight and her grace in light of the medical floor staff's failure to recognize her wife's decompensation... though honestly I would have been a lot pushier than she was. I can't nitpick. She's trauma-ortho and I'm ICU and therefore she's a steady time-managing proceduralist while I'm a neurotic compulsive paranoid with control issues. The transfer was awful. Charge told me I'd be getting a pt shortly, so I asked my break buddy to watch my TIPS guy while I took a fifteen-minute nap, and notified the charge and the unit secretary to call me on break if report came up. Instead, I enjoyed a nice snooze, checked on my TIPS, poured myself a cup of coffee, and walked down the hallway to find the new pt waiting for me-- no RN, no report, just a confused transport guy from CT and a pt who looked like she was about to crash on me. She had subcutaneous emphysema with crepitus-- crackling bubbles under her skin-- from her shoulders up to her temples. A quick chest x-ray showed that she had a massive pleural effusion, so I got her sitting up on the side of the bed, and the pulmonologist stuck a needle in her back and pulled out a liter of bloody-clear fluid, which improved her breathing but was extremely alarming. Her wife watched the whole procedure and looked increasingly apprehensive, especially when the pulm ordered the fluid checked for amylase-- one of the enzymes secreted by the pancreas, which belongs in the intestines breaking down your food, not in your lung cavities. Sure enough, the radiologist showed up twenty minutes later to tell us that her CT showed a giant rip in her esophagus, with communicating fluid and free air between abdomen, thorax, and mediastinum. This is SUPER BAD AND HORRIBLE and requires immediate surgery. Unfortunately, our cardiothoracic surgeon that day had started an open heart an hour before and wouldn't be available to operate for at least another four hours, and the nightmare in her gut was massive enough that she would need a GI surgeon and a thoracic surgeon to perform the surgery. We intubated her immediately to stabilize her, then transferred her to another hospital in the area, a thirty-minute drive at the end of which the op team was already preparing the OR. I hope she's okay, for her wife's sake. I can't imagine being a nurse, knowing what I know, and watching helplessly as my spouse suffered horrible pain and life-threatening health events. I don't know how she wasn't flipping tables and kicking doctors all night, watching her wife go from nasal cannula to mask to non-rebreather without being assessed for critical care status needs, watching her face blow up with subcutaneous air without somebody at least asking for a chest x-ray to rule out pneumothorax. This is why nurses make terrible pts. We get all freaked out and controlling about our care. It's just ridiculous. Any time my husband spends in the hospital is time I will spend gnawing my tongue off in the middle so I don't get thrown off the campus. Let me tell you, though, getting that pt with no report and no prior warning was more of a wake-up than any amount of freshly-poured coffee that I promptly forgot about and left on the station until it got cold and the unit secretary threw it away. A pt with no report AND massive sub-q (uh, that's subcutaneous in nurse jargon) emphysema will give your sphincters a workout. I had to stay a little late just to write up the incident report. Still a little stressed out just thinking about it. I only worked eight hours though, and after that I went home and washed up and put on something way too shabby and sloppy to wear to a concert, but I guess it didn't matter because I had a blast. Or possibly an emotional breakdown. It's kind of hard to tell. I will write about today's shift tomorrow, after the morning's meeting with my sister's social worker. My sister, btw, is doing really well, but she reminds myself a lot of me at that age-- questionable personal hygiene, terrible time management, serious lack of some basic social niceties. The usual rural-religious homeschooled stuff. But she's just as smart and articulate as I remember, and has charmed my friends and responded well to all our conversations about my expectations for her time in my home, and I'm really glad to have her with me as she starts her adult life.
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Because I'm sleepy, I hosed up one thing in that post: the scariest thing about getting that pt with no report or prior warning. As we moved her into the new bed, she grabbed my arm and gasped: "I think I'm dying." Then she was too short of breath to say anything else. I keep my hair back in a sloppy french braid, but I'm pretty sure half of it popped out and stuck up straight in the air. She was right. Without surgery she would have died that night.
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Jun 12, 2015 09:21
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gently caress man I'm now two shifts behind. I was gonna write a little today on my lunch break, but there was no lunch break, so I will try for it tomorrow. Day 1 of 5 twelve-hour shifts. One of my best friends, my writing buddy, is headed out of town to exhibit a thing at a con, which further hinders my writing schedule. But I will catch up, cause good poo poo happened.
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Thursday I rolled into work around 1045, having juggled my hours to accommodate the concert. Getting out at 1500 on Wed was just enough time to let me stagger home, wash my gross self, nap for an hour, and put on some real-people clothes before the festivities commenced. Coming back in at 1100 on Thurs let me sleep in, which I desperately needed (and still need, and will always need even when I don’t get it). So I was well-rested, well-fed, and wearing my best work pajamas when I showed up at the nurses’ station and asked about my assignment. Charge nurse put on a very serious face and asked if I would be comfortable getting oriented to hearts at this facility today. Open hearts are a big deal, the moneymaker of any ICU that does them. Nurses that take fresh open heart recoveries are rigorously trained, tested, precepted, and even given classroom time on the unit’s dollar to make sure they’re fully equipped. Heart pts are delicate, touchy, and heavily regulated, but a really sharp RN with lots of training can keep everything moving smoothly despite the inevitable hiccups. I had not taken a fresh open heart in something like nine months, because even a few months before I left my last facility, the open-heart program became a dangerous place for a relatively inexperienced nurse. A second-day heart pt had been assigned to a non-heart night nurse due to understaffing, with the idea that the heart-certified charge nurse would be able to back her up and keep things running smoothly. Instead, the pt lost conduction (valve replacements often do, though it’s less common for this to happen on the second or third days) and dropped their heartbeat completely. They ended up coding her for almost thirty minutes before someone thought to hook up her pacemaker, and after thirty more minutes without success they called the code. The charge nurse was hung out to dry, and retired to PACU a few months later. The unfortunate unit nurse assigned to the pt was scapegoated roundly, despite having never been trained on hearts and therefore lacking the reflex to hook up the pacer to the V-wires sticking out of the pt’s chest. Every hiccup in every recovery for the next six months was scrutinized, written up, and presented “in a meeting” between managerial staff and the heart nurse in question. Everyone on the unit was trained in temporary pacer management, but when the heart RNs requested additional training to address the hiccups that were obviously such a big problem now, they were given no more education—just stripped of autonomy and grilled after every case. I voluntarily removed myself from the heart list. Which is sad, because I loving love hearts. They are a huge rush and the detail and precision and reflex required is a serious, galvanizing challenge. There’s also an element of prestige to the open heart program, which I like because I am a bit shallow and vain. Succeeding at the challenge makes me feel like a Real Nurse instead of the secret imposter I usually feel like I am. The imposter thing is a huge deal in my life. Even writing this diary is kind of terrifying to me, because I know that I’m getting some things wrong and there are probably people shaking their heads and wondering why I suck so bad. I’ve worked ICU since 2008 and I still regularly encounter things that make me feel like a clueless kid wearing borrowed scrubs, things I should have known but didn’t, moments of dumb that make me cringe for months. I am deeply afraid of appearing stupid or uneducated or incompetent. One of the hardest things in my practice is recovering rusty skills—things I used to do well, but which I haven’t done for a while, and which I might be expected to perform competently but will probably make mistakes with. I am constantly ashamed of myself, and sometimes this makes me defensive or aggressive when I really shouldn’t be. Mostly I channel it into fighting my innate laziness. I don’t want to look like a piece of poo poo nurse who can’t do anything without her hand being held, so I constantly educate myself, refresh my skills, pay attention to the details, and attend to the lovely boring jobs as well as the exciting flashy ones. So taking this heart pt was very important to me, and although my shamepanic drive geared up for a beating, I accepted the assignment. As a psychological incentive, there was also an element of the unit really needing a few more heart nurses—my other great fear is abandonment, which means that I am at my most comfortable and secure when I feel necessary. It’s vital that I keep that impulse in check, because a hospital will chew you up and spit you out if you can’t resist the phrase “we really need you.” And nobody in a hospital is truly indispensable, so at some point in every work situation I will inevitably encounter the truth that I will never be perfect and that perfection is not required for me to be valuable. But I allow myself a few smug moments sometimes to enjoy my employers’ gratitude and/or relief, just as I occasionally remind myself that if I don’t get my job done right, I will get in just as much trouble as the next nurse down the hall. My value is earned, and if I gently caress around and make messes, other people are entitled to avoid me—which means that the approval and security I crave is a predictable resource I can expect if I fulfill certain realistic expectations, and am entitled to demand if it’s inappropriately withheld. There was a time when I handled things with much less self-awareness. Approval and love were like an endless series of rocks thrown into the emotional well of my insecurity, each little splash a momentary fix, while the whole time I acted like a crazy person, trying to drive the source of approval away to “prove” that my fears were legitimate and that the splashes would stop coming. I was an incredibly challenging person to care about. I think the only reason I finally escaped that personality hellhole was that I got into nursing, where my value was measured in life and death and hourly wage. It’s hard to lie to yourself about patient outcomes. I’m pretty sure nursing saved my life. I’m also pretty sure this diary is not at its best when I’m navel-gazing in it. Lo siento, my friends. Anyway, Mavi*, one of the best heart nurses on the unit, offered to be my second/preceptor for the day. She is a tiny Filipina woman with beastly skills, ice-cold reflexes, and the kind of gentle, humorous nursing style that makes everyone around her comfortable and happy. We prepared the room and sat down to get me oriented to the paperwork and charting. Every fresh heart has a primary nurse (in this case, me) and a second (Mavi), with distinct roles in the recovery process—there is a hell of a lot of work to do during those first few hours. Every facility documents its hearts a little differently, and every surgeon has their own preferences and quirks, and every heart nurse needs to get familiar with the details very quickly so they can be second nature by the time they’re making decisions about which medication to start. This surgeon doesn’t like SCDs (leg massager pumps used to prevent blood clots from forming), prefers to be texted rather than paged, dislikes high doses of epinephrine used as a pressor, and is blazing fast at his job. He also plays jazz guitar, was once an aerospace engineer (his first career), and is in active military duty through some branch or other. I was a little intimidated, to be honest. Mavi put the surgeon’s number in my phone while we looked over the procedural chart for landing a fresh heart, which she wrote a while back and which has become official paperwork because it rocks. Off-pump call came about four hours after surgery started, which was incredible, considering that the guy had a valve replaced (requires cutting into the heart itself), a coronary artery bypass graft (CABG, requires harvesting a vein or artery from somewhere else in the body), and a double MAZE procedure (a labyrinth of burn scars in both atria to prevent atrial fibrillation). This is a whole lot of stuff to have done in a single surgery, let alone in a mere four hours of surgery. Elevator call is typically an hour after off-pump call. Once the pt is taken off the bypass pump and their heart is restarted, the team still needs to close the chest and perform a few other little tune-ups, then watch the pt until they’re satisfied that he’s stable. Then they give one last notification to the ICU and load the whole crew into the elevator. So the pt arrived, intubated and still working off the anesthesia, with a churning nest of OR nurses, techs, and anesthetologists squirming all over him. Mavi hooked him up to monitors while I checked on his chest tubes; Mavi drew up his initial labs while I charted until my eyes started to sweat. Mavi performed foley care; I ran hemodynamics through his swann catheter, checking on the function of his various cardiac components. I listened to his heart and lungs—this is especially important in valve surgeries, since a valve problem will usually be audible as a murmur—and Mavi examined his pacer wires and vent settings. He was atrially paced. Many valve pts come back with their pacer wires hooked up and firing, either by directly stimulating the ventricles (the big chambers at the bottom of the heart, the ones with all the kick) or by starting the electric cascade in the atria (the little chambers whose job is mostly to pack extra blood into the big chambers and stretch them out bigger so they can beat harder). Some surgeons prefer to let the ventricles fill on their own and just pace from the ventricles themselves. In valve surgery, the actual heart itself is cut and the nerves are very unhappy, especially the nerves responsible for relaying messages from the atria (where each beat starts) down to the ventricles (where the beat ends with a big push). Angry, swollen, shocky nerves don’t relay impulses well, and thus any beat that starts at the top of the heart—whether natural or atrially paced—may not get conducted all the way to the bottom. But that atrial kick gets a lot more mileage out of each beat. Imagine holding a water balloon in your fist, and squeezing it until it pops. If the balloon was filled just by dunking the empty balloon into a bucket of water, it won’t have much water inside, and your fist will have to squeeze really hard to pop the balloon. But if you hooked the same balloon up to a water hose and filled it until it was ready to pop in the first place, the balloon itself wants to return to its original shape—it has mechanical elasticity, and your fist only has to work a little to make it pop. In this case, the ‘pop’ is the force of perfusing your entire body with blood, and the water hose is the atrial kick that forces extra blood into your ventricles. So atrial pacing is a great place to start a cardiac pt. If you lose conduction, you can always hook up the ventricular pacer wires and stimulate beats that way. His blood pressure and cardiac output, of course, started to drop very quickly. The recently-cut heart is stiff and shocky and stressed out, and its walls don’t want to move very well. Plus, the body is reacting to the insult of being cut up and partially exsanguinated by shifting fluid around its various spaces, pulling water out of the blood into the tissues where it’s mostly useless except to swell up and make you look puffy. So we administer fluids, to replenish the thirsty bloodstream, and we administer albumin, which thickens up the blood (increases its osmolarity) to suck water back out of the tissues into the blood vessels. To support the blood pressure, we use several different medications by steady drip. I am pretty used to using dobutamine as a front-line inotrope—that is, the first drug I turn to when I need to stimulate the heart to squeeze harder instead of faster. This surgeon, however, prefers epinephrine, aka adrenaline, which both speeds the heart (a chronotrope) and increases its contractility (an inotrope). As the pt’s recovery continued, we shifted from the fluid-moving phase to the vasodilation phase, in which the body really wants to relax its veins and dump all its fluid into the tissues. Here we started using phenylephrine, also known as neosynephrine, which is a pure vasopressor—that is, it tightens up your blood vessels, and doesn’t affect the workings of your heart. In the same way that you get higher pressure by squirting water through a straw than through a hose with the same force, tighter blood vessels increase pressure… although they resist the heart’s beats a little harder. One of the other big bad pressors, norepinephrine/noradrenaline, is also known as Levophed… or, in ICU parlance, leave-‘em-dead. It will squeeze the living poo poo out of your blood vessels until your toes drop off, which is what happened to my CRRT lady a while back. If you find yourself using norepi on a cardiac surgery pt, something has gone extremely wrong. The other two pressors, vasopressin and dopamine, I will probably talk about later, when I have a pt I’m using them on. Within about two hours of his arrival on the unit, he awakened enough from general anesthesia that he could open his eyes, lift his head, and follow commands, so we pulled out his breathing tube and let him breathe on his own. A little morphine for pain, a few ice chips for his dry throat, and he was happy as a clam in sauce. He was also convinced that I spoke exclusively German, and was courteous enough to speak exclusively German to me. I do not speak German at all, so occasionally I would rattle back at him in hospital Spanish (I cut my ICU teeth in Texas) and he would recoil, startled. He is a world traveler and historian and as he came back to his senses throughout the afternoon he and I had many wonderful conversations in English. Any time he drifted off though, he would wake up, look at me, and start speaking German again. Man, I don’t know. I don’t even look German. I have enormous bushy brown hair, a prominent forehead, freckles, glasses, and the kind of sloppily-assembled facial features you get from slightly inbred trailer trash that grew up in the river bottom. I look like leftover tax dodger and piney-woods moonshiner and hastily concealed ancestor ethnicity back when Irish was considered ‘ethnic’. I am white as poo poo, but not in the classy-lookin’ European way, is what I’m saying. Four years ago, before suffering my way through braces, I had buck teeth. I’m not exactly pretty, but fuckin hell man, I don’t have to be. I am the apocalyptic definition of ‘personality hot’. I’m the lady equivalent of that weird-lookin fucker on TV that’s sixty years old and worryingly asymmetrical in the face parts and could bang your girlfriend in the bathroom at your favorite bar after five minutes of conversation. I am also incredibly arrogant and don’t speak a word of German. It’s quite possible that he was just telling me how my face is so gnarly it’s giving him flashbacks to WWII. We joked a little about our respective experiences with foreign languages, and he taught me a little about the ways in which Italian deviates from Spanish. I taught him to say “qapla’.” I can’t help but feel that I got the better end of that deal. Anyway, linguistic barriers aside, by the time we had this guy settled down and feeling pretty good, I had an imperial poo poo-ton of charting to get done, so Mavi watched him for a bit while I had lunch and then tore into the paperwork. The surgeon came by to see how the guy was doing, and I noticed that he was wearing an honest-to-god Starfleet insignia badge on his white coat, which after my earlier Klingon language lesson seemed like a much stranger coincidence than it probably was. We ended up having a nice chat about Star Trek, after which a couple of the RTs came up and started reminiscing about Jimmy Doohan, who apparently used to come to this hospital for pulmonary fibrosis because he lived nearby. (I would consider this HIPPA material except that it’s freely available information from Wikipedia.) He was apparently funny and personable, hated being called “Scotty,” and once left AMA because he hadn’t had any alone time with his wife in a week. The RTs apparently thought very highly of his wife, who was much younger than him but who genuinely seemed to care about him and connect with him on a personal level. “They were great people,” said the surgeon. “I was always a little intimidated by him though.” Then he started talking about how his engineering career was spurred by his love of Star Trek, and how he missed NASA because he had felt like a member of a modern-day Starfleet there. I turned into a brick of shy-terror and finished my charting in record time. After that, we got my pt sitting up on the edge of the bed so his feet could dangle, reminding him to hug his heart-shaped splint pillow tightly to relieve tension on his chest, then popped him back into bed and tidied up the room for the next shift. He was scheduled for at least one more major exercise activity, probably an hour sitting in a recliner, before bedtime. Exercise is critical to the early recovery phase; a pt who lies in bed the whole time will have nasty consequences. Lungs collapse and close up and fill with fluid; chest tubes clot off, and fluid builds up around the heart; blood clots up in the legs and causes pain and swelling, with a huge risk of pulmonary embolism; and the whole body misses the opportunity to tune itself up after the surgery, leading to increased swelling, decreased cardiac output, and severe constipation. Tomorrow he’ll walk around the unit four times, and spend at least half the day in a chair. After that we’ll really start pushing. His case will be a smooth one, barring any major unanticipated events, and he’ll probably go home in a week or two. Before the surgery he couldn’t walk without collapsing because his heart was too starved for oxygen and too backed up from his scarred-up valve; when he gets home, lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise, he’ll be able to stroll around the park and even do some gentle gardening. Other things that happened today… The screaming lady died. Her ammonia poisoning—hepatic encephalopathy—became so intense that she could no longer speak or make eye contact, and she laid in bed thrashing and groaning in horrible garbled sentences of fragmented non-words as if demons had crawled into her skull and were eating everything inside it. Her family stopped going into the room at all, and huddled outside in knots of two and three, weeping. Palliative care approached gingerly, having been rebuffed many times before, and her closest relative made the decision without even having to be asked. “Let her go,” he said. “She’s not even really alive anymore.” We took the fem-stop pressure dressing off her leg, and she bled out and died within five minutes. The absence of her screams was sickening for the first half-hour; then hospital silence seeped into the cracks, a weird relief. In the car on the way home from a shift, you forget to turn on the radio, you forget that you were going to make that phone call—you soak in the lack of alarms, the lack of dinging and beeping and chiming and clanging. It’s like breathing after you resurface from the water, at first. Your eardrums feel like somebody is pressing on them, blunting out the constant bells you know must still be ringing. Then, as other small daily sounds creep in at the edges, you forget what it was that you were supposed to be hearing. The white hum of road noise, the whoosh and rumble, disappears beneath the sounds of the car passing you in the other lane, the click of your blinker, the subvocalization of the gearshift, the creak of your knee as you depress the clutch and wonder why the gently caress you can’t just give up your dignity and buy an automatic for the commute. You remember that you downloaded the new episode of that podcast, and hook your phone up with one hand, and dig that last Kit-Kat bar out of your purse to devour while you drive. By the time you reach your home, the endless litany of alarms is not only missing but forgotten. That’s how it was with her screaming. An hour after she died, we were all cursing under our breath about the one guy whose monitor kept false-alarming. I almost forgot she had been alive just that afternoon. We also got in two pediatric cases. Okay, teenagers. One was in a car wreck and had mashed up his legs, but was expected to recover, although his entire family was shaken and white-faced. The other was involved in a drowning incident; his mother had seen him go underwater and not come up, and although there was a nurse nearby who started CPR as soon as they could pull him up, he had inhaled a gently caress-ton of lake water. His mother was a complete wreck, and understandably so, but very optimistic and desperately hopeful that he would wake up soon. We’ve had a few drowning cases. Everyone is keeping a politely neutral face, and of course we’re doing everything we can, but (because I’m writing this a few days later) I can tell you that on Friday he had his first code blue as his lungs succumbed to the inevitable damage of lake aspiration, and that today he’s in a rotoprone bed, seizing. He might yet make it. Maybe. It’s a long shot. Either way, I’ll be here every day through Wednesday, so if he dies I have about a 50% chance of being here for it. When I get home tonight I’ll write up yesterday’s shift, and see if I can append today’s shift with it. Yesterday was loving insane, but today was a whole lot of nothing with the same pt.
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I had Friday off. I spent it on meaningless bullshit and faffery, for the most part; my sister and I had a meeting with her new guidance counselor to schedule some aptitude testing and discuss tutoring/counseling options for the next week. She’s settling in well—learning things like “how to make a sandwich” and “how to use a bus.” I feel like I’ve been working almost every day since she arrived. Saturday morning I assumed the role of first admit nurse, then took report on one pt, a frequent flyer who has been notorious for her poor adherence to heart failure medications and home bipap use. She is cared for almost entirely by her devoted son, who does a fine job except that she refuses a lot of care, and hits. Or did. Last time she was here we put her on a horse-tranquilizing dose of Paxil, and this time around she’s been fairly pleasant and cooperative. Her son is a very gentle sort, a little bit Bob Ross and a little bit hapless victim, so I was quite surprised to hear him call the Paxil her “anti-bitch pills.” He said it in such a self-deprecating way that it took me a moment to realize he was making a joke. I suspect that his life has changed a lot for the better since we started her on the meds. She hadn’t been handling her bipap well lately, though, so not only had she collected lots of carbon dioxide, but her heart failure was really acting up. Explaining this will take a little bit of pathophysiology, so buckle in. The old ICU saying goes: if you ain’t got pressure, you ain’t got poo poo. Blood pressure is so crucial to survival that we’ve even changed our CPR methods to emphasize compressions—pressing on the heart to maintain some blood pressure—and decreased the whole rescue-breathing thing to “meh, if you have time, but don’t stop compressions.” Oxygenation and ventilation (remember, ventilation refers to airing out the carbon dioxide in your blood) are important, but without pressure, you can’t get the oxygen to the tissues or return CO2-laden blood from the tissues. And your body can deal with a little low oxygen or high CO2 (your blood keeps a huge amount of oxygen after its first pump-through!), but not with a loss of pressure. But what if you have too much pressure? High blood pressure makes tiny tears in your veins, which scab and scar and become susceptible to clots. Not as damaging as high blood sugar, which is like knives in your blood, but it will definitely tear you up inside. And if your blood pressure gets too high, you might blow a blood vessel in your brain—you will typically feel a headache only once it’s too late to do more than contain the bleed. High blood pressure is a silent killer. What about if you have a pressure imbalance? That’s what’s happening to this lady. She has an obstructive breathing disease, with nasty sleep apnea that traps air in her lungs while she sleeps. The pressure in her lungs grows and grows as her body struggles to overcome her collapsed airways, until finally the air escapes with a whoosh and she can start the process of gasping for more air. There’s a reason people with sleep apnea are always tired and lovely-feeling: they spend their nights suffocating. Meanwhile, the right side of the heart, which pumps blood into the lungs to be oxygenated, has to pump against a huge amount of pressure. As the pressure grows in the lungs, the blood has to be squeeeeeezed in with incredible force, and eventually the right side of the heart blows out like a stepped-on water balloon, becoming weak and floppy, and struggling to empty itself so more blood can return from the body. So blood backs up in the body, and the water that would normally be peed away by the kidneys just squeezes out into your tissues instead. Usually the lower part of your body first. People with right-sided heart failure get giant, swollen ogre legs, which get so stretched out they form big bubbly scars where water is tucked away, never to be returned to the bloodstream again. One of the most crucial treatments for this is a diuretic, a water pill that convinces the kidneys to pee extra water away while it has the chance, since it’ll take a lot more work for the body to get water all the way back around to the kidneys again. So if you are, say, a grouchy old lady who hits nurses and doesn’t believe in taking her pills, pretty soon you’re retaining more water than New Orleans in hurricane season. And if your bipap is lying in a drawer while you sleep, your CO2 rises, and you become too groggy from CO2 poisoning to wake up and breathe. CPAP and BiPAP can help a lot with this too. CPAP gives a little boost of air pressure to keep the airways open; BiPAP uses two different pressure levels, one for inspiration and the other for expiration. The increase in pressure is absolutely minimal compared to the whole “lungs stuck shut” pressure differential, and the overall result is that the lungs stay open, the volume of air (and thus the ventilation of CO2) is maximized, and the pt is wildly uncomfortable for the first little bit and then suddenly realizes they can breathe again. Nobody wants to wear a mask over their face… until they realize they can finally sleep like a real human with the mask on. So she came in to the hospital nearly comatose, swollen up like a marshmallow in the microwave, smelling like the inside of a hobo’s shoe. I have a personal thing about stinky pts: I want them to be clean. I will make them clean if it kills me. Under no circumstances short of immediate, life-threatening danger will I allow my pts to lie in their filth with a baguette’s worth of yeasty crust on their scalp and a gunt-tuck full of smegma the texture and color of butterscotch pudding. If you come into my merciful care and your vagina is oozing all-natural Cheez Wiz, you had better get ready to spread. I shoved a bedpan under her head and shoulders and soaked her in warm soapy water up to the ears, periodically sloshing more over her scalp and dumping the detritus in the toilet to be replaced with more. Once the water started clearing up, I emptied half a bottle of chlorhexadine mouthwash into the next round, and let that seep through the microbial rainforest of her ratty hair until the tectonic plates of yeast-plaque gave up and let go. The scalp underneath was raw and pink and looked like a fresh pork chop with a little incidental gray hair growing out of it. All her folds I scrubbed, with the help of the long-suffering CNA, lashing the creases with antifungal powder and lining them with folded absorbent pads. The less said about her lady parts the better, but I can’t imagine how anyone could have dustflaps that yeast-eaten and not cry like a kicked dog every time they took a piss. Her son came in near the end of the scrub-a-thon and gaped. “She never lets me wash her,” he said. “The last time I tried, she hit me and said she’d be dead before anybody washed her hair again.” “Well, unconscious,” I said, and added that if she really wanted to stay filthy she was going to have to make sure she took her medicine so she wouldn’t become unconscious and be at the mercy of nurses again. Then I got a call from the charge nurse: a rapid response from upstairs would be my admit, an alcoholic gentleman who had come in with pancreatitis three days before, gone into massive withdrawal, and then become so short of breath that he was being emergently intubated upstairs. I knew right away it was going to be a clusterfuck. The intensivist was up to his neck in the drowned kid’s case, and was in the middle of a chest tube insertion that would need to be followed by a bronchoscopy. His acute lung injury was reaching the point where he couldn’t maintain decent oxygen levels, let alone ventilate effectively. Worse, he’d started to show signs of severe brain injury, small seizures that ramped up throughout the day until (right around the time I left) he was in status epilepticus, a massive seizure storm that we couldn’t seem to get under control. Needless to say, if my guy was going to be trouble, he was going to be my trouble. Naturally, he showed up looking like yesterday’s poo poo. Blood pressure tanking, legs cold and mottled, foley catheter having drained less than 5mL of urine per hour (we start worrying at 30mL/hr) for the last six hours, nostrils flaring to suck in more air even while the ventilator forced each breath in. His anion gap—a measure of his energy status on the cellular level—was incredibly elevated, along with his blood glucose, which suggested that his sugar was staying in his blood rather than being eaten by his cells. His body was acidotic, which supported that idea—starving cells poo poo out torrents of lactic acid—but, weirdly, his potassium levels were low. Those of you who follow my healthcare stories thread posts have been bashed over the head with the relationship between insulin, sugar, and potassium, but I will explain it again for the new admits. Insulin isn’t a magic anti-sugar substance—it’s just the key that opens your cells’ mouths so they can eat the sugar out of your blood. It also lets them eat potassium, which is a positive anion that keeps the inside of the cell electrically imbalanced against the outside (where negative sodium ions and other such things float around). Between the potassium, which is the electricity that powers the cells’ pumps, and the sugar, which is the gasoline that powers their engines, insulin keeps your cells purring along like that Nissan 240Z pignose you had in college and will never forget. (I did not have that car. I barely know what that car is. My husband had that car and still obsessively draws pictures of it, rhapsodizes about it, and laments its demise to this day. He likes engines a lot and likes to stay up late at night and look at pictures of old Soviet planes until three in the morning, hurriedly switching windows back to wholesome Miata portraiture when I stumble to the kitchen for a glass of water. This is a dumb derail and I will stop.) If there’s not enough insulin, or if your cells have become resistant to insulin, your blood sugar will soar as your cells starve. Potassium lingers in the blood, slowly throwing off the balance of positive and negative until muscle cells—especially heart muscle cells—can’t function properly. As your cells rip themselves to pieces, looking for anything they can burn for energy, pouring out lactic acid diarrhea from eating their own garbage, your heart begins to short out and beat erratically. So it was really weird that he was hypokalemic—LOW on potassium. Especially since his kidneys had started failing, and thus weren’t able to dump any potassium. Even weirder, his lactic acid levels were still fairly low. (I can tell you now, days and days later, that even nephrology was never quite able to pin down the reason behind the rhyme with this one. Actual quote, with warning for medical blather: “Anion gap acidosis. The large anion gap is unexplained by the minimally elevated lactate or phosphorus level. The acidosis is larger than the ABG or serum bicarb suggests since he is currently receiving 180 mEq per day of sodium bicarbonate. Doubt ketosis. Doubt salicylate at this point in hospitalization. Because of ileus, could possiblly have d lacate. No heavy lorazepam (he did have several doses IV) or other propylene glycol ingestion.”) But all this weirdness aside, I can tell you he was sicker than poo poo. His abdomen was HUGELY distended and hard to the touch. It’s not uncommon for people with pancreatitis to have swollen, painful bellies—really, that’s usually what brings them in—but this was just out of control. I laid him flat to turn him, and his blood pressure bombed. His ice-cold, mottled legs had no pulses. I sat him back up and he recovered his blood pressure, and I developed a hunch. Low blood pressure from sepsis isn’t positional. Positional hypotension usually means that either the aorta is so scarred up (usually from smoking) that the heart can’t push blood hard enough to reach the brain when you stand up, or that something is crushing your heart in one position and not in another position. I suspected abdominal compartment syndrome. Compartment syndrome is what happens when some part of your body is so swollen that it fills up its entire "compartment" and crushes itself, preventing blood from circulating to the tissue. Compartment syndrome in an arm or a leg can result in losing the limb, and the primary treatment is a fasciotomy: a deep slash that opens the muscle sheath-- the fascia-- so the swollen tissue has somewhere to expand to. But what if you have massive pancreatitis, and your intestines are so swollen they're crushing all your internal organs, blocking your aorta, preventing blood from returning to your heart, and blocking any blood flow to themselves at all? One carefully worded discussion with the intensivist-- who was moving the drowned boy into a rotoprone bed, which would rock him gently face-down to help drain his lungs and keep them open-- I got permission to put in a consult by a GI surgeon. "If he's pissed," said the intensivist, "I'm gonna tell him it was the pushy nurse that put in that order." We get along well and are facebook friends, but he's testy when pressed and haaaates being told what to do. Whatever. Put in the consult with a note of my own-- STAT PLEASE SUSPECT ABD COMPARTMENT SYNDROME-- and within an hour the GI surgeon had cleared his slate and called in the team for an open abdomen washout. He returned three hours later with his guts still open. A plastic bag contained his bright-red, massively swollen small intestine, sutured to the edges of his incision. Gooey abdominal fluid poured from every crease and seam. His urine output picked up a little, but to this date he hasn't recovered kidney function yet. His legs turned pink again, and his breathing eased. His guts had been crushing him to death. I had him almost stable by the time night shift arrived. I gave report, helped clean and turn and mop his juices out of the bed, and staggered out of the hospital. I was so tired I slept in my car for an hour before I could drive home. I will tell you all more about his care and progress tomorrow, and hopefully get caught up completely, as I finally DON'T work tomorrow. For now, I will tell you that there is an actual photograph of his guts in the Healthcare thread (or my post history I guess) and that poo poo only gets crazier. Rachel was readmitted that day. She was having sharp pleural pains in her side, and she has a pneumothorax. She's getting another chest tube, but isn't expected to stay long. She's gained ten pounds since discharge and is as sweet as ever. A forty-five-year-old woman died that day of sudden-onset pneumonia with hypoxia. We are all a little stressed over all these young, incredibly sick pts.
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Some things I forgot to mention last time: At 1100, shortly after I received the abdomen pt, I called up the charge nurse and politely requested to have him made 1:1. I don't ask for this often, and pride myself on my ability to balance multiple high-acuity pts safely. But part of this ability involves my recognition of when the load is too heavy for safety-- anyone can pretend they have things under control right up until a pt codes-- and when I realized this pt had hourly insulin checks, constant potassium replacements from an electrolyte replacement protocol (the intensivist declined to start a potassium-containing IV fluid despite refractory K+ levels below 2.8, the cutoff point below which the heart starts to starve and freak out, on the grounds that his renal failure would cause his K+ to skyrocket eventually), q2h labs, and 200mL+ output every hour from his NG tube (thus the potassium loss: stomach juices contain a lot of K+)... I had also just started levophed to pull his blood pressure up, couldn't find peripheral pulses in his feet, and was calling the RT in frequently to handle his ventilator-bucking. Yeah, at this point I decided he wasn’t going to be compatible with the high-need lady next door on bipap, no matter how clean she was now. I was pretty sure he’d code by mid-afternoon. The charge nurse came in, looked around, and agreed with me. So after 1100 he was 1:1. This came in really handy when the GI surgeon took him down for that washout. So for the next couple of days, he wore me out. His open abdomen wept constantly through the drains in the intestine-containment bag, and every thirty minutes he required a full dressing change just to control the flow. His insulin infusion had to be cranked up from one algorithm to the next, as higher and higher doses failed to control his wild hyperglycemia. Worse, as I finally caught up on his blood sugars the next morning, his anion gap stayed wide open—the acidosis continued, and although his potassium finally caught up and began to rise as his small bowel obstruction stopped backing four liters of stomach juices out of his NG tube every day, the problem was clearly not a sugar/insulin imbalance. Anion gap acidosis has a number of possible sources, although insulin deficiency is probably the most common. A few of them were addressed in that nephrologist’s note I quoted the other day. Another occurred to me during my camping trip this weekend, as I was studying for the CCRN test I took today (AND loving PASSED YESSSS I AM A CCRN NOW). This guy is an alcoholic, and had been sick for a little while, homebound. What if he got into some alcohol that wasn’t drinkable? Specifically, methanol? It would explain some other major things, like the encephalopathy and his eventual failure to maintain pupillary reflexes. Man I got no idea. I haven’t actually taken care of a pt with methanol poisoning, so all my knowledge is book knowledge. Methanol, aka wood alcohol, is an alcohol much like ethanol (booze), except that it turns into formic acid in your body, destroys your eyesight permanently, causes brain swelling, and tends to result in horrible death. I’ll have to look that up when I get back to work on Saturday. Anyway. He stayed very high-acuity for the next few days; I was 1:1 with him the next day, and the day after that I was first admit, but ended up not admitting because the only person who came up from the ER was a telemetry overflow. He was one of those pts who isn’t panic-level crazy, but whose workload nurses describe to each other as “steady.” Basically, there’s something to do at least once every ten minutes, some of these things taking as long as twenty or thirty minutes and requiring multiple RNs or the help of a CNA, and you spend very little time charting because you’re constantly scanning medications or taking blood sugars or turning or changing dressings or titrating drips. In this case, about halfway through the second day, the intensivist ordered lactulose enemas to be given every four hours, in hopes of stimulating his bowel to move. I took extreme issue with this because I could SEE the guy’s intestines and they were obviously too swollen to twitch, let alone move stool effectively, but considering that his colon was relatively un-irritated per report of the GI surgeon and the enemas were only about 250mL volume (we often give 1L-2L enemas!), I figured it couldn’t hurt. And sure enough, after the second enema he dumped a decent handful of mucoid stool, although his small intestines were obviously still not moving. How did we administer these enemas? The traditional way involves turning your pt on their left side, sticking a tube up their rectum, and draining a bag of fluid into their butt to get the shitslide cookin’. Turning this guy onto his left side would have been… tricky, so instead I pulled the rubber tube off the business end of a foley catheter, lubed it up a bit, jammed it up his butt via the “lift balls, grope for anus” method, and inflated the balloon with a syringe of saline. Then I mixed up the enema, drew it up into a giant Toomey syringe of the kind we use to instill fluids into a GI tube (it holds about 60mL at a time), and flushed it all through the rubber hose into his colon. Between flushes I clamped it off with a large hemostat, the kind we use to clamp chest tubes shut. An hour or two later he dumped the full enema, still clear, into the bed. Time to start over. Turning was tricky. Any time we moved him, he would grimace and his blood pressure would skyrocket—even though he was heavily sedated and receiving a pain med drip, he was clearly having a lot of breakthrough pain. His blood pressure tended to run dangerously low whenever he wasn’t in pain, though. So I would dose him with a huge bolus of fentanyl, wait about two minutes for it to kick in, watch his blood pressure start to bomb (watching in real time through an arterial line), and then do all the turning and washing and dressing changing and whatnot. Ventilated pts also get their teeth brushed or their mouths swabbed and suctioned once every two hours, usually right before we turn them so there isn’t a drool river when we’re moving them around every two hours. The whole time, we were hunting desperately for someone to make decisions on his behalf: a family member, a designated power of attorney, anybody. His kidneys weren’t pulling out of their tailspin, and the buildup of nitrogenous wastes in his body wasn’t doing him any favors. Before we made the huge step of initiating dialysis, though, knowing that this would be a long healing process with a huge amount of involved and intensive care, it would have been really nice to know if he’d have wanted it. This being a weekend, and this fellow being a member of a specific healthcare group that has its own social workers and discharge nurses that aren’t available on weekends for whatever goddamn reason, I found myself doing most of the work of contact hunting. I called his job and, without being able to give them any details over the phone, asked if he had any next-of-kin numbers. None of them worked. I called his home phone, got his roommate, learned that he had a daughter he had only ever referred to as “my daughter;” received a phone call from a coworker of his who had heard he was out sick, and found out that he has a landlady who “might know somebody;” called the landlady and learned that he had family somewhere in a Middle Eastern country “who don’t speak any English and I don’t know their names;” and was finally suggested to contact a religious leader of his community, who might have access to lineage papers. By the time I got to that point, it was Monday morning, and the social workers were back on the job. So I spent about an hour pushing them over the phone, giving them a full report of everything I’d done to seek contact, and signed off on his “call the family” duties. Meanwhile, down the hallway, the drowned kid circled the drain for days. His lungs were torn to shreds by the lake water; his anoxic brain injury caused him to start seizing for hours at a time; his mother went completely insane before my eyes and descended from “horrified and grieving mother” to “crazy woman in filthy clothing laugh-sobbing in the end of the hallway all day and all night.” God, we all felt terrible for her. She threw a shoe at the palliative care people when they came by. He went into a rotoprone bed, as I think I said before, and coded in it. A rotoprone bed is no minor thing in ICU practice. It’s like a huge padded coffin/cradle into which a pt can be packed, then wrapped tightly in cushions and panels and straps, then rotated until their face is hanging downward so their lungs can drain. Once they’re proned, we open the back of the bed and let them lie there, gently swinging back and forth with their belly facing the floor, letting their lungs stretch and drain and slowly recover. It’s very effective when used early, and was originally marketed for H1N1 support, since young pts who survived the initial respiratory catastrophe of that strain would recover easily enough in a week or two. Now we use it for ARDS, acute respiratory distress syndrome, which can happen for many reasons ranging from pneumonia to aspiration to pancreatitis. In ARDS, the lungs become so inflamed that their tissues turn thin and stiff, they can’t exchange gas well, fluids weep into the air sacs, and even the blood vessels lose their pliancy and become hard and resistant to blood flow. We use a lot of things to treat ARDS. Paralytics can help reduce the pt’s inclination to fight the ventilator, and minimize their oxygen usage; Flolan (epoprostenol) is a ruinously expensive inhaled medication that dilates the blood vessels of the lungs to allow improved blood flow; chest physiotherapy can sometimes be used to help break up secretions and move fluids around; and, of course, antibiotics and steroids and protective settings on the ventilator to prevent lung damage. And PEEP. Remember how a bipap mask adds a kick of pressurized air at the end of the breathing cycle to keep the airways (large and small) open? PEEP (positive end-expiratory pressure) is similar to that. Cranking up the pressure helps force fluid back into the veins, keeps the air sacs open, and increases the pressure gradient of air vs blood so that air exchanges more effectively across the membranes. Usually ventilation (CO2 shedding) is harder than oxygenation, but in ARDS pts often have oxygenation just as bad as their ventilation. I’ve seen ARDS fought effectively. I cared for a pt once who was very young, got a nasty pneumonia, spent days and days in the rotoprone bed, and was eventually transferred to the local children’s hospital to receive ECMO—extracorporeal membranous oxygenation, in which blood is drained from the body, oxygenated through a membrane, and pumped back into the body constantly. She ended up doing well, and sent us a letter about a year later to let us know that she had not only survived, she had recovered enough to walk across the stage at her graduation. The drowned kid will not be so lucky. Even if his lungs manage to recover from the lake water problem, his brain is completely hosed from the continued hypoxia. We are, essentially, buying the family time to say goodbye. Which is a victory, sometimes. If we define death as failure and any kind of life as success, then pretty soon our successes are often hollow—we have quite a few pts who end up suffering for a very long time and being shipped back and forth between the hospital and a long-term acute care facility—and our failures are nearly constant. You have to look for other definitions of success and failure, here. Sometimes our victories are good deaths. Sometimes we work our asses off day and night to make sure a pt is comfortable as they’re dying. Sometimes we finally manage to talk the family into letting go; sometimes we struggle to win them the few days they need to come to terms with their loss. Sometimes we squeeze enough time to let the plane land and the taxi speed from the airport, so that the kids can be there when their father dies. Sometimes we wash our hands of a code and catch our breaths, and the corpse cools in the room while we go back over the entire crisis and realize that we did everything right and they died anyway. But it’s still a victory, just as all these others are victories: we did everything right. But they died anyway. And sometimes we practice our skills on a pt who has made every possible bad choice and is dying of their bad choices, knowing that our care is futile and the resources we spend are wasted, but knowing that when the next pt comes in needing that unusual procedure, we will be that much fresher in our practice. That’s a victory, if you squint. And sometimes we fight tooth and nail to save them, and care about them, and care so deeply about their survival that when they die anyway we are all devastated and we go out and drink and wish we could have done anything, one more thing, to save them. Which, I don’t know, might not be a victory; but it feels like something more important than a defeat. It feels like a connection. It feels like we have successfully recovered our humanity, which we often hang on the break room wall next to the memo notice sheets and the spare stethoscopes, so that we can dig in a pt’s guts without cringing and accept verbal abuse without snapping and look death straight in the face without blanching. It’s inconvenient, but it’s easily lost, and even though it’s selfish we value those moments of realization that we aren’t as dead inside as we pretend to be. Which is to say: when the drowned kid died, my last day before I went on that huge long camping trip and didn’t post for a while, we were all devastated. His mother cried like an animal, gagging and groaning and clawing at her arms, and we all twisted our mouths and ground our teeth and remembered that we were people and wished we weren’t. Rachel went home again. Her younger child’s birthday is coming up. That same day, the last day before camping, I sent my open abd guy down to have his belly incision revised. They will slowly close it until at last his intestines are all contained, giving him time for the swelling to diminish between each revision. Then, because he wasn’t expected back up before my end of shift, I took two more pts: a comfort care pt in his thirties with Huntington’s, who was starting to lose his ability to swallow his secretions and was choosing to go home to die rather than move forward with a tracheostomy, and an older fellow with severe hearing loss who had come in for a very mild GI bleed from an ulcer in his stomach. The comfort care pt’s case was relentlessly sad. His young wife is pregnant; he is not expected to live to see the child. He declined to make a video for the baby, saying that he didn’t want his son to see him like this. His family are rollicking good-ol-boy country folk, and they all sat in his room picking on him affectionately and watching Pawn Stars. They were delightful; they had faced this monster directly, and chosen not to be destroyed by its inevitable rampage, and as a result they were wonderfully supportive and caring. They helped move his cramped arms and roll him gently when he needed to be repositioned; they joked that his stubble “looked like wanderin’ pubes.” They ate five boxes of Fruit Roll-Ups in the room (making me crave Fruit Roll-Ups), and tirelessly suctioned his mouth with a soft plastic tube so he wouldn’t choke. We tried out atropine drops to dry up his mouth, and they worked fairly well, although he still needed some suctioning from time to time. He was just waiting for the hospice group to pick him up in the morning and bring him home, where he can spend the rest of his life in comfort, surrounded by family. He got the shittest deal on the table, but I think he’s choosing the best possible option with it. The GI bleed old guy told me about gladiator diets (beans and porridge, with burned plants to provide magnesium?) and house paint (never just use flat white, it looks too bare!) and nail storage (lots of yogurt containers!). He was advanced from a clear liquid diet to a full liquid diet, and delighted in his tray of four different kinds of soup instead of “all that sweet stuff they’ve been trying to trick me into eating.” He called me darlin’ and ma’am and Nurse Elise. He was an absolute doll and I wish all my pts were like him. Plan was to send him home the next day. The next day I left for my camping trip, and haven’t been back to work yet. The trip was wonderful—I moved into a hammock by Lake Crescent, out on the peninsula, one of the prettiest places I’ve ever camped—and then I came home, finished my studying, took my CCRN exam, slept for a full day, and went to Cardiology Summer School today (first of three Fridays spread throughout the summer, lectures by a popular nurse educator in the area). Tomorrow, I go back to work. I did stop by and check on my open abd guy. He is still alive and seems to be doing well, though the dialysis nurse was in his room setting up shop when I poked my head in. I didn’t see his abdomen, though. Maybe it’s closed by now. I will check his chart tomorrow and see what all has been going on while I was eating hot dogs and smores at the lake. And I had my ninety-day review at this facility (I worked there for three months as a traveler before hiring on full time). My manager said there have been absolutely no complaints about me, which makes me pretty giddy, but added that the charge nurses were surprised by how easily I fell asleep on my nap breaks and how often I spend my breaks napping. I really don’t know what to say to that. I’m loving exhausted all the time at work and I sleep like a dead rock every chance I get. I just kind of stammered something about being ex-night-shift and wandered away. I thought break naps were one of the crucial characteristics of the nursing profession in general? Maybe I’m just lazy. That is a very real possibility. I wonder if I’ll get my abd guy back tomorrow. I guess I should head to bed soon, since I have to be up in six hours. poo poo, I think I figured out why I nap on all my breaks.
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Disclaimer: I wrote this three days ago, but because my laptop has been a piece of poo poo and my mobile phone can't digest enormous chunks of text, I've been writing at work and then emailing it all to myself so I could post it as soon as my new RAM arrived. Report this morning: one charming lady with restless leg syndrome and chronic GERD, who had come into the ER after the most severe heartburn of her life, only to discover that she was having a STEMI. The term “heart attack” is kind of tricky. We picture a guy grabbing his chest and keeling over, or if the TV writers are extra clever, maybe the guy has some left shoulder pain and starts sweating. The medics hook the actor up to a monitor and we see a flat line—his heart stopped! OH MY VERY gently caress, WE HAVE TO SHOCK. The nurse and doctor make eyes at each other as they paddle one million kilojoules into the patient’s nipples. This may shock you: heart attacks on television are not usually accurately portrayed. For one thing, if your heart has stopped, you are generally not gonna have the energy to clutch your chest and manfully pretend that you’re just a little out of breath. Heart attacks—we call them myocardial infarctions because that sounds more professional and cool—may often end with cardiac arrest, but kind of in the same way that digestion ends with pooping. “Myocardial” breaks down into two words: cardiac, which I’m sure you can figure out, and myo, which just means ‘muscle tissue’. Infarct is not a word we use often in the civilian world, although we loving should, because it means that something has necrosed from oxygen starvation. “What happened to your boss?” “He has been… infarcted.” So myocardial infarction, MI, means that blood flow to part of the heart has been cut off, and some of the tissue has died. The surrounding tissue is typically ischemic, which is another great metaphor word that should totally be used to describe poo poo like traffic jams, social isolation, and wi-fi shortage. Ischemia means that the tissue is being starved for oxygen, but hasn’t actually died yet. So in any MI, there’s usually an area of ischemia that can be rescued if you get blood flow going again. Ischemia is responsible for the pain. Dead tissue doesn’t feel like anything much, but injured and starving tissue does. If you’ve ever sat on your leg wrong and cut off blood flow to your foot, you know how much that poo poo hurts. Or if you’ve attempted to run a mile because you heard it’s a good thing to do, and ended up a block and a half later throwing up into your neighbor’s hydrangeas while your diaphragm insists that it’s been stabbed in the dick—which is absolutely not something I would do of course—you know what muscle feels like when it’s pushed past its ability to gather oxygen. Weirdly enough, biologically female bodies have different symptoms. I’ve heard various rationales for this, ranging from “smaller blood vessels” to “different enervation” to “estrogen causes clotting changes” to “uhhhh lady parts are weird.” Fact is, if you were born with a vagina, chances are good your heart attack will feel more like back pain, indigestion, fatigue, and shortness of breath than the “classic” heart attack. (This scares me, because I don’t know about you ladies, but I just call that Wednesday evening.) I would like to see some more research done on heart disease and MI symptoms in FTM transgendered people undergoing testosterone therapy, by the way. I feel like we could learn a hell of a lot about the effect of androgens on the cardiovascular system. But I digress. The area of ischemia and infarction is really important. If there’s just ischemia, no infarct, you get angina—transient (or not so transient) chest pain that isn’t a heart attack, but should warn you that you’re in danger. If there is infarct, but only some unimportant corner of your heart muscle dies, you can still have some nasty side effects (any dead tissue, for instance, is at risk of rupturing), but you’ll probably be okay except for the loss of heart flexibility and contraction power. If you have a chunk of dead heart in the middle of a crucial conduction path or an area responsible for a lot of fluid-pushing, you are in serious, serious poo poo. The bigger the MI, the more likely you are to kill off a really critical section of your heart, and the more vital it is that you get the clots dug out of your heart , like, stat. One of the ways we tell the gravity of the dead-heart-chunk situation is by classifying MIs as NSTE-MIs or STE-MIs. A Non ST Elevation MI typically has an area, the ST segment, in the EKG—the wavy line that represents electrical activity in the heart—that is depressed, rather than elevated. The depressed line tells us that the electricity is moving slower in that area of the heart, because the cells are stressed out and can’t exchange ions quickly (remember how some ions, like potassium, belong inside the cell, where they provide electrical impulse?). If the cells die, however, they stop being machines and become dead lumps of cell-wreckage, with ions floating around their battered husks freely. And this means that transmission of electrical impulses through that area is extremely fast, because nothing is regulating the flow, because everything is dead and therefore isn’t accessing (or even delaying) that electrical signal before it’s passed on to the next glob of cells. This is expressed on the EKG as an area of ST elevation. An ST Elevation MI is bad, bad news, and requires immediate intervention and clotbusting. An NSTEMI can often be medically managed for a while with oxygen and anti-clotting medications and vasodilators to increase blood flow, allowing the body a chance to fix its poo poo without having holes punched in it. A STEMI is do or die—punch a hole in the pt’s crotch, jam a long tube up their femoral artery and aorta into their heart, dig out the clot, and put in a stent to hold the chewed-up cardiac artery open before any more heart-chunks die. The weird thing is that, after a cardiac cath procedure, pts often don’t realize how big of a deal this is. They were moderately sedated during the procedure, and there wasn’t a lot of visible cutting, and their chest pain is all better and they’re annoyed because they have to keep their leg perfectly straight while their femoral artery heals for a few hours. All the cousins visit and bring flowers and See’s Candies. They’ll be headed home tomorrow or the day after, gotta pick up a few new prescriptions on the way, remember to call 911 for chest pain or shortness of breath, back on their feet in time to make that baseball game on Friday. It’s not like they were dying. And yet… they did almost die. Twenty years or so ago, before we had cardiac catheterization as an option, people keeled over and died all the drat time, and even if they made it to the hospital there wasn’t a thing we could do. STEMI or NSTEMI, we dumped medications into them and crossed our fingers that enough heart muscle would survive to keep them going. They would lie in hospital beds, pale and sweating and gasping for breath, gagging on ten-out-of-ten crushing chest pain, until the MI had run its course and they could either go home and wait to die slowly of heart failure, or half their heart turned black and gooey and they died. For days. Modern medicine is nothing short of a loving miracle. Anyway. All that was to say: this pt was absolutely just fine, headed for home by noon the next day, eating and walking around. She was a good pairing for the other pt I picked up. My other pt was incredibly sick. He had been some kind of college athlete once upon a time, headed for the big leagues, scouts bothering him while he and his brand-new wife tried to move into their brand-new home. Then he was diagnosed with non-Hodgkins lymphoma, dosed with chemo, nuked with radiation, sliced open to remove his spleen, and finally proclaimed cancer-free. He played his sport the entire time, but after college his health—while fairly acceptable— wouldn’t permit professional athleticism. He still holds several records at his prestigious university. Fast-forward a couple of decades and a couple dozen hospital stays. The radiation tore him up. His esophagus was burned and scarred, and where his spleen had been removed to stop the spread of lymphoma, he now has a hiatal hernia—a weak spot in his diaphragm—and his stomach has adhered to his belly wall. He’s had a couple of heart attacks, as his coronary arteries were so damaged by the radiation that they’re all scarred up and tear and clot easily. And recently, he started coughing up blood. A biopsy revealed adenocarcinoma—cancer, from the radiation that once cured him of cancer. His left lung was eaten up with it. About a week ago, he had surgery to remove the cancer. They ended up removing his entire left lung and pieces of the pericardium, the fluid sac around the heart. The tumor had grown to wrap around the pulmonary artery, which made the procedure a terrifying ordeal—a millimeter off, and the pt would exsanguinate like the Black Knight. While they were removing his lung, he suffered another MI intraoperatively, and because of the severity of the surgery and the danger of loving up his precariously snipped-and-scraped pulmonary artery, they weren’t able to perform a cardiac cath for three days. It was a STEMI. The right side of his heart, the side that pumps blood into the lungs (or, in his case, lung), has lost some of its function permanently. But after the cath, he started to come around. He was extubated, and managed to talk and sit up in a chair and even have a few sips of water, although his esophageal scarring had acted up again and he had developed stenosis—narrowing—which prevented him from eating. A few days later, he vomited. He inhaled the vomit. Things went downhill from there. A lot of people who vomit while already weak or ill accidentally inhale it. This is incredibly bad for the lungs and can cause severe pneumonia, both from the germ content of the gut juices and from the irritation of stomach acid in the lung’s air sacs. For him, the combination of slow gut movement (after anesthesia and opioid administration, a very common effect), esophageal scarring, and adhesion of the stomach caused vomiting, and his body’s weakness combined with his scarred-up throat kept him from protecting his airway. Within twelve hours, he was reintubated. Attempts to give him a feeding tube failed. Even in Interventional Radiology, where live-action xray imaging is used to do delicate internal work, the tube wouldn’t go the right way. Important medications, like the Plavix he takes to keep his cardiac stents open, went unadministered; other drugs, like heparin, provided some protection but still left him at uncomfortably high risk. His depression medication levels lagged. I picked him up, noted that he was pouring gross green-gray chunky secretions from his remaining lung, and alerted the pulmonologist. I’ve seen pts cough up some outrageous things, but this looked like some kind of dead flesh liquefaction business, and smelled like fish sauce. The pulmonologist grabbed a bronchoscope and a respiratory tech, and we did a bedside swish-and-slurp of his airway, sending the results off to be examined by the lab. There really wasn’t much down there, reported the pulmonologist, just a big chunk of sticky gray poo poo—which came up through suction in pieces, a chunk maybe the size of a cherry pit all told, reeking like an Icelandic delicacy—and a lot of very irritated lung tissue. We did a chest x-ray, and revealed patchy white spots that indicated fluid buildup in the lungs. The pulmonologist suspected pulmonary edema, and ordered a diuretic to see if that helped his lungs clear out… but I suspected something grimmer. Pulmonary edema—backed-up fluid in the lung tissues—typically happens because the left side of the heart is sick and can’t pump fluid away from the lungs effectively. It’s not uncommon after a left-sided MI. But this guy had a right-sided MI, so if there was a fluid back-up issue from the heart, it should be backing up into the tissues themselves, not into the lungs. There is another condition that looks like pulmonary edema, and is, in a way, fluid swelling in the lungs. It’s called ARDS—acute respiratory distress syndrome—and instead of fluid pooling in the air sacs, the lung tissues themselves become inflamed and brittle and start to weep. The cardboard-stiff tissues are too swollen to allow blood to flow easily, and fluid backs up into the right side of the heart, blowing it up like a balloon, and causing atrial fibrillation as the nerve fibers stretch apart and start panicking and firing at random intervals. ARDS is not a thing you want to have with only one lung. By midmorning we performed another bronchoscopy, this one attempting to advance his breathing tube past the split between his airway branch, the place where the left and right mainstem bronchi split, called the carina. If we could get the inflatable balloon cuff down into the right mainstem, totally cutting off the left, we could increase his PEEP, forcing some of the fluid back into his circulatory system and protecting his air sacs (alveoli) from boogering shut. (Increasing the air pressure against a freshly sewn-up bronchial tube is a bad thing, and can cause rupture, which is basically the worst.) In the end, we weren’t able to get the cuff secured in the right mainstem, and he continued to struggle to oxygenate and ventilate. Finally, in fear and trembling, we raised his PEEP juuuust a little bit. And what do you know, he improved! Finally a loving break for this guy. He was improved enough that the GI doc felt safe doing a bedside EGD to try and place a PEG tube for feedings. Unfortunately, between his hiatal hernia (stomach not where it should be), his esophageal stricture, and the adhesions, the only place that was available to stick a tube through would have gone through the wall where all the arteries are. You can imagine how excited we were at the prospect of blindly cutting into a forest of arteries on this guy. Instead, the GI doc fed a small-bore feeding tube along the scope, and just like that we had access for his pills again. Not a moment too soon—his anxiety when he woke up was out the roof. I ended up grinding a Xanax into powder and flushing that down his feeding tube. Oh yeah—this guy is poorly sedated. We have him on a shitload of fentanyl for pain, but his hospital course has been long and ugly, and opioids don’t work as well for him as they used to. We’re also using precedex, a newer sedative that’s not supposed to contribute to delirium or cause hypotension, but which the average ICU nurse will tell you is almost as effective as plain saline at sedating a really agitated pt. I asked if we could start him on some propofol, and got some bullshit about the danger of prolonging his QT interval—the time it takes his heart to repolarize and be ready for the next beat—even though we have him on a kajillion other QT-prolonging meds. I just bolus him a huge dose of fentanyl every time I plan to do anything to him, and dosing him with all the grudgingly-metered benzos and low-level pain control meds (tylenol, toradol) I can scare up by jumping out at doctors from behind the printer. His nausea issues have been a loving thorn in my side. With his guts all backed up, he can totally puke around the breathing tube, although his airway will be protected… but a newish surgical incision is not a fun thing to strain against while you’re vomiting. Also, I am not a fan of all the pressure jackery that comes along with dry heaving, especially with that left mainstem all delicate. I’ve been giving him a ball-ton of Zofran, which usually helps with the nausea… but it’s not doing a lot. The docs have me giving him scheduled Reglan, which stimulates gastric movement and reduces nausea, but it doesn’t seem to be very helpful, and has the potential to interact with his SSRI (as would any of the stronger anti-nausea meds). I’m giving him some truly thorough oral care, for the most part, and trying to avoid stimulating his gag reflex any more than I have to. In the midst of all this, I traded pts at 1500 during afternoon shift change. Somebody else got my lovely STEMI lady, and I picked up a complete train wreck of a family whose grandfather has been treated uselessly for glioblastoma, a brain tumor that has negligible survival rates. They’ve put him through everything anyway—chemo, gamma knife, you name it. He’s slowly losing control of his body. His family is of mixed faith, mostly Farsi speaking, and the faith conflict has been… incredibly tricky. As a result, he’s just lying in the ICU slowly choking on his secretions while the family fusses about him, providing tons of supportive care and love and also loving with all his equipment and doing batshit crazy things like stuffing his oxygen mask straps with tissue paper to keep the loose elastic from irritating his face. All the air whooshes out over his forehead and he starts gasping, so they plug the edges of the mask with more tissue paper. I walked in there about 1700 and thought that poor fucker had been mummified. They had also poured medicated antifungal powder all over his body, patting it into his thick pelt of body hair until he looked like some kind of gigantic Versailles pompadour or a guinea pig making a nest in a brick of cocaine. At one point I walked in and found three of them crowded at the foot of the bed, fighting with each other about God and about whose caregiving was the best as they clipped and filed his toenails, which were grisly. I backed out of the room and left them to it. Their behavior is just loving bizarre. They fight and snivel and guilt-trip each other and assume martyred postures and heave endless rubbery sighs as they make up new and ever-more-intrusive ways to take care of their grandfather, who looks more and more uncomfortable as they tape towels to his hands and smear vaseline in his eyebrows and fiddle with his foley catheter so that it pulls against this side, then the other side, then this side again, of his urethra. Apparently a number of nurses have fired them. I am well-accustomed to families from that part of the world being very involved in pt care, distrustful of American doctors, and deeply invested in the possibility of their family member recovering even when chances are slim. That can be challenging, because American medicine is not really set up to accommodate that spectrum of cultural needs, and anybody who’s worked in a hospital can tell you that pts with a thick accent are more likely overall to have their questions and requests ignored. But it’s not really something to fire a pt for—it’s something to learn a new cultural language for. This is totally different. These people are an unhealthy family of whackjobs with irreconcilable differences who are held together entirely by the tenuous glue of their grandfather’s chronic illness, which they use against each other as a weapon, struggling to maintain control of his condition by being the most caretaker at any given point. His body is a family battleground. Thank goodness he’s mostly zonked and doesn’t have to be awake for this bullshit. Abd guy has been making tenuous progress. His abdomen is mostly closed except for a wound vac, and he was able to wake up during my camping trip and follow commands. As far as I can tell, nobody has checked him for methanol intoxication yet. I floated a hint to his nurse, although I’m not sure at this point it will make much of a difference. His anion gap acidosis rages unchecked. I’m impressed that he’s alive, let alone progressing; his necrotizing pancreatitis is severe. I’m not exactly holding out a lot of hope for him, but who knows? If I had to choose only one of them to survive, I'd rather see my pneumonectomy guy live than my abd pt, which makes me feel a little guilty. They both seem like nice people, but the abd guy is a single dude with a distant family—still ignorant of his condition, none of them in contact yet—and a crippling chronic addiction problem that will make his recovery process hell for him, while the pneumo guy is just an unlucky dude who got cancer as a young adult and who has kids and a wife who will be devastated when he’s gone. But hey, if I could choose who lives or dies, I’d throw Crowbarrens out a window and chuck his wife after him and let both of these guys live. I would be a dread god of capricious benevolence. Crowbarrens isn’t back yet, and every day he stays gone, I’m a little more antsy. I can’t believe we sent him home last time with his wife—did I mention this? She brought him in on a Friday because all their daytime home health nurses were taking the weekend off and his wife, who performs all care for him at night and while the caretakers are gone, called the police and said that if she had to spend the weekend with him she would murder him and then kill herself. She spent the weekend on our psych unit and he spent the weekend on our ICU. AND THEN WE SENT HIM HOME WITH HER. That will go over really, really well if she actually does murder him. Or if there’s a welfare check and he tells the police what she said last time. Or, basically, if anything happens to him at all, we are getting reamed like half a lemon by Adult Protective Services. I cornered my manager and delivered a frothy screed about risk management and liability and the extent to which I do not want to lose my job because the ICU got sued down to the baseboards and is now too poor for indoor plumbing. His eyes bugged out a little bit. I think this is the first time he’s seen me in warpaint. It’s good for him, probably. I hope he doesn’t start dodging me behind corners. Three days on, then one day off, then two more days on. Then I go camping again, because I have a Problem. God, I hope this one lives. He probably won’t, but I hope he does.
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Disclaimer: see above. This entry was written a couple days ago. Day two of the pneumonectomy pt’s care. Day two, also, of the crazy Farsi family and their merciless caregiving. I’m afraid the crazy family didn’t get as much attention as they probably could have used today. Specifically, I didn’t have time to do all the boundary-setting and therapeutic communication I would normally expend on a family that challenging. And their level of challenging increased throughout the day. Early in the day they remembered that some nurse had told them once that their grandfather’s tube feeding should be paused whenever he’s being repositioned, to keep him from throwing up tube feeds. Research doesn’t support this, by the way; a lot of old-school nurses still prefer to pause while repositioning, but the fact is, the 10mL of fluid your pt will get while lying down and turning will have almost no impact compared to the residual that’s already sitting in his belly. And, in fact, I don’t ever pause tube feeds when I have a pt on both tube feeds and an insulin drip, as he was. This is because an insulin drip carries on dosing the pt whether your tube feeds are running or not, and pausing the insulin drip while the tube feeds are on hold does not guarantee a proportional sugar/insulin level when you resume. And it’s very easy to hold the tube feeds and forget they’re turned off, unless you use the two-minute pause, in which case every two minutes it shrieks in your ear like a demon tunneling into your cerebellum… which, in turn, means you slap at the TF pump with your poo poo-smeared glove fingers until it stops beeping, and you stand a decent chance of turning it off entirely, which prevents it from reminding you if you leave it off for thirty minutes. And if you turn off your TFs for thirty minutes while your pt gets 15 units of insulin intravenously, you will come back to a pt with a blood glucose of 12 and intractable hypoglycemic seizures. Fortunately, the first and second and third times the family stopped his tube feeds so they could reposition his legs twenty millimeters to the left and then forgot they were turned off, I checked on him before his glucose could drop too far. This was bad enough, and I had to threaten to remove them from his room entirely for his safety. But midafternoon I returned to the room to find all his IV pumps turned off, including his amiodarone (an antiarrhythmic we were using to control his rapid atrial fibrillation), and blood backed up his central line halfway to the IV pump because there was no positive pressure to keep it from leaking. I lost my poo poo. I threatened to have them removed by the police for attempted murder. I told them that if they touched his IV drips again and he died, they would all go to jail. I told them that if they stopped his tube feeds and he went into seizures and a coma, I would make them all stay in the room while he seized and likely died, and they could all know it was their fault. I don’t often go off that way. But every one of them was an adult, every one of them had been warned numerous times, and every drat one of them has been caught red-handed loving with something in the pt’s room in a way that could seriously hurt him. I went out to the nurse’s station and fired them. I agreed to keep them for the rest of the day, which is saying something given the insane acuity of the pneumonectomy guy, but I made it clear that I would not accept another assignment with that family. They genuinely got my goat. I am a little bit ashamed. When I returned to the room, forcing a neutral expression and a positive attitude, I found that they had pulled the sterile dressing off his central line and were scrubbing the site with a washcloth they had, presumably, rinsed in the sink. I felt something go phut inside my brain and I said through gritted teeth: “I need you all to leave the room for a bit while I take care of a sterile dressing change.” And after replacing his sterile dressing, I just called the flex nurse to perform all his care. There were only three hours left in the shift, I was busy, and if I had to listen to them argue about who loved granddaddy the most while simultaneously trying to kill him, I was going to spontaneously combust. It wasn’t like I had nothing else to do. Pneumonectomy guy, hereafter referred to as Tiberius, started out the morning looking tentative and just went south from there. By 0830 he was having increased respiratory distress, along with bronchospastic wheezes in his lung and, to my horror, hollow rushing breath sounds in the empty space where his left lung was removed. A chest xray revealed a huge air pocket in the left pleural space—his left mainstem bronchus was leaking. I explained this to him and his wife, carefully, and he made a gesture with his left hand: poof, fingers splayed. Then he grimaced and lolled out his tongue and exaggeratedly rolled up his eyes. “Well, it’s not good,” I replied. “But we can’t tell yet whether it’s blown or just leaky. So you might not die just yet.” He acknowledged this with a wry twist of his mouth. This is not the first time he’s been handed a really nasty diagnosis. (It wasn’t non-Hodgkins, by the way; there was no effective treatment for that in the 80s. It was Hodgkins—thus the splenectomy and sternal radiation.) Today was his birthday. The cardiothoracic surgeon who had done the original pneumonectomy was on vacation. The Trekker cardiothoracic surgeon who did that heart I took the other day was covering for him. He and his PA, a tall thoughtful-looking stepladder of a man I will call Pilgrim (because, if I’m gonna be writing this for a while, I will need nicknames for some doctors), made eyebrows at the xray film while I hunted up the pulmonologist. We have a pretty broad spectrum of pulmonologist and intensivist personalities on this unit: a new mother who goes by a disarming nickname, Sunny*, and will show up when you page her but very strongly suggests that you not waste her time; a prickly but brilliant woman who dislikes me (largely because I couldn’t figure out the paging system for the first month I worked there and paged her 2034832098432 times by accident); a worldly and fun-loving hedonist who gets very focused on one pt at a time and doesn’t like to be interrupted, but handles the highest acuity pts with TV-ready aplomb; a crusty, snappish fellow with eternal under-eye bruises who gets the job done in record time and has razor-sharp skills but occasionally has to be sauced back into respectful discourse; a slightly scattered gentleman whose hands-on skills are often tenuous but who can spot a trend or a rare disorder with incredible accuracy and whose hunches are always bang-on; a tall genuine fellow with immaculate button-down shirts who is gracious under pressure and never sweats; a terrifyingly competent and unstoppable woman who I could pick up and throw at least five feet except that I think she’s a black belt; and the thin, energetic head of the department, who manages to make everyone feel personally listened to and privileged to be held to his high standards. And then there’s this guy. This pulm is tall, grave, soft-spoken, relatively new, a recovering Catholic, and… well. As he examined the film, nodding and creasing his brow, the CT guys awaited his advice with bated breath. “I’m gonna need an old priest and a young priest,” he said at last, and swooped away to examine the pt before we realized we were gonna have to laugh at that one. That’s his deal. He delivers sterling one-liners and then leaves. I have never seen a single joke of his fall flat and I have never seen him stick around for the payoff of any of them. He is basically my comic hero. He spent all of thirty seconds bronching the pt, which was a relief since Tiberius’s poor sedation meant he was desperately uncomfortable the entire time and squeezed my hand until the knuckles cracked, then announced that his left mainstem stump had definitely developed a fistula and they would need to perform a thoracotomy immediately. “Maybe we should manage it medically until he’s more stable,” suggested Pilgrim, and the pulm shook his head. “You have two choices,” he said. “You can take him to the OR, or you can take him out behind the woodshed.” Then he swooped away. gently caress that guy. I felt awful for laughing at that as hard as I did. So they packed him up and took him down. His trachea was already beginning to push over to the side, as his empty lung pocket collected air that couldn’t escape and crushed his remaining lung (this is called a tension pneumothorax and is Bad). I made his wife give him a kiss before he left: for luck, I said, but I wasn’t sure if he’d make it back alive, and if my husband were maybe going to die I would want to have kissed him first. Thirty minutes later, just long enough for induction, I heard the overhead pager: the prickly pulm was being summoned to the OR. The OR where Tiberius was currently anesthetized upon the table like the evening in the poem. This boded ill. This pulm is noted for her steady-handed bedside code work and management of nightmarish near-death situations. For them to page her instead of Dr Swooper... I sat at my workstation, charting furiously, knowing I was unlikely to get another chance for the rest of the day, and performed the first intervention on the crazy family’s TFs. Tiberius returned to me looking like death warmed over: ice pale, pupils wide open, with a lovely hematocrit (blood level) and a blood pressure in the seventies. He had two new chest tubes, a new arterial line in his left wrist, his feeding tube pulled out, and a huge loving incision across his left side and back that made him look like the loser in a machete fight. The incision bulged and sucked in with each breath; Dr Trekker had not had time to close it properly, and had just stapled the skin together. What happened was this: they put him on the table, right side down, and cut him open. As Dr Trekker opened his chest, a huge clot rolled out of his left mainstem bronchus stump and fell into his right mainstem bronchus, where it completely obscured all airflow to his one remaining lung. The prickly pulm spent thirty minutes bronching it out, during which his blood oxygen levels dropped to around 30% for two minutes, then 50% for ten minutes, before recovering to the 80%s. The bronchopleural fistula in the left stump was not repaired. Closure and placement of chest tubes had been emergent, leaving him with whatever chest tubes they had lying around—a pair of narrow, easily kinked tubes rather than the big hard tough ones we would normally use. The family was glad to see him back alive. His wife cried and kissed him again. He just lay there, blank-faced, a waxy parody of the guy who had managed to write “WHO FARTED” on a clipboard from under full sedation the day before. The staff in the room met each others’ eyes, not the family’s. We have all seen hypoxic brain injuries. “It could just be leftover anesthesia,” I said to the respiratory technician in the hallway. “He wasn’t down for long. He’ll probably come up soon.” But he still struggled. Two units of blood later, we started levophed to maintain his blood pressure, and his hands and feet started to swell as the blood vessels in them became too tight to carry fluid back out of them. His blood pressure hovered somewhere between ‘tanked’ and ‘crumped’, which are the words that all ICU nurses seem to have spontaneously and simultaneously accepted as gifts from the ether to describe a pt that is diving into the homeostatic abyss. And not a single response to anything we did. He stared blankly at the ceiling. I wanted to throw up. Finally we all agreed: he just wasn’t improving. Air bubbles poured through his left chest tube in a continuous stream. His right lung had diminished breath sounds, and what air was moving sloshed through his semi-collapsed air sacs like shoes in a washing machine. It was time for yet another bronch. Dr Swooper performed this one, attempting to advance the endotracheal tube into his right mainstem bronchus so that we could apply greater PEEP without totally blowing the stump. As he suited up, I ushered family out of the room and laid the pt flat so the doc could get to his breathing tube easily. “Tiberius,” I said, more out of habit than anything—you don’t do anything to a pt without telling them first. “We’re gonna do another bronchoscopy, like the one we did yesterday, and see if we can get your breathing tube down a little farther.” His eyes shifted and he looked at me. Unfocused, but he looked at me. “It won’t take long,” I added, squeezing his hand, delighted to see his response. He locked eyes with me, a proper focused gaze, and then rolled his eyes at me in a big sloppy expression: yeah, sure, won’t take long at all. Tiberius was back. The bronch wasn’t super successful, but we did manage to get it angled partially into the right mainstem. No PEEP, but protection from rolling clots. After that the GI doc returned and put another feeding tube down, and I held his hand during that and dosed him with huge boluses of pain medication until he was completely gorked again. At this point I didn’t care to keep him awake. Anybody who can muster a sense of humor like that is gonna be just fine. I passed off report and then dropped in to check on abd guy. He is not having a good time—his pancreatitis has progressed from necrotizing to hemorrhaging, and he’s taking a lot of blood, not really responding to much. They’re considering moving to CRRT instead of dialysis. His guts are all inside, but not making any noise, and the GI surgeon took him down and washed him out and couldn’t find any obvious problems besides ‘drat, this guy looks raw in there’. Still keeping an ear out for him. I accidentally called Crowbarrens “Crowbarrens” to my manager instead of using his real name. I got the most confused look, and had to explain that I uhhhhhh made up a name to call him so I could complain to my husband about him without violating HIPAA. I am not out to my bosses about writing shift reports. I don’t think I’m doing anything illegal or unethical—I really am changing significant details—but bosses tend to be a little paranoid about things like that. Tomorrow I’m going to insist on having him 1:1. He’s sick enough. He’s not appropriate to pair. I want to give him a lot more attention than I can drag away from another pt, and it wouldn’t be fair to the other pt anyway. I know he’s not likely to live. I should really not be getting this invested.
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Jul 2, 2015 06:33
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Day three with Tiberius. I showed up at work a little early, caught up with the night nurse, then headed to the charge nurse station and insisted that he MUST be made 1:1. They asked if I could take a telemetry overflow admit on the side, and I gently but firmly reminded them that I regularly balance absolutely unreal workloads and am very good at handling high-acuity spreads, and that the last time I insisted on a 1:1 the guy ended up with an open abdomen that afternoon. I got Tiberius 1:1. Which is a good thing. His sedation was cranked way the hell up, which was appropriate-- even his breathing impulse was completely knocked out on 250mcg of fentanyl per hour + precedex at an obscenely high dosage (got an MD order to double the hourly dosage if necessary, rounded out about 150% of the normal max). And yet he was still waking up from time to time, glaring rings of white around his irises, the expression of puzzled horror that comes with sudden sharp agony. I've had my share of dental work done-- consequences of growing up without owning a toothbrush-- and I recognize the expression well enough, although I'm sure nothing that's happened to my mouth even comes close to the torture of two chest tubes, a partially-closed thoracotomy, a pneumonectomy, and multiple bronchoscopies per day. I dosed him with fentanyl until his blood pressure bombed, and his pressure was still labile for the rest of the morning, dumping whenever he dozed off and soaring whenever he awakened to stabbing pain. The intensivists had switched out; Dr Sunny was covering him today, and I pitched my case for a new sedative. Given that he was still periodically vomiting, even though we weren't giving him anything by mouth/feeding tube except for a few ground-up pills every day, I was slinging antiemetics at him left and right, and the night nurse had reported a significant prolongation of the QT interval-- the time it takes for the heart to recover from each beat. (The risk being that his heart would try to start the next beat before his ventricles were fully recovered, which could cause his ventricles to freak out and fibrillate, a deadly arrhythmia.) I did some crazy ECG analysis and research and determined that his T wave-- the marker of repolarization, or post-beat recovery-- wasn't prolonged, but he did have a U wave, which is not uncommon for a pt on amiodarone (an antiarrhythmic we were giving him to control atrial fibrillation). The U wave is an extra little bump after the big T bump (after the jagged QRS complex), and apparently it represents the post-beat recovery of the papillary muscles, the little muscle-fingers that anchor and pull your heartstrings to stabilize and open your heart valves. The night nurse had measured from the beginning of the QRS to the end of the U, which made for an incredibly prolonged QT interval, but after a little fishing around on the internet (hey, we google stuff all the time on the ICU!) I found that most cardiologists recommend a slightly different approach. You measure from the beginning of Q to the end of U only if the U wave is conjoined to the T wave, obscuring the end of the T. If the line returns to its baseline before the U starts, you only measure to the end of the T. Measured this way, he had a perfectly normal QT interval, and I was able to hand Dr Sunny a spittle-flecked piece of paper covered in deranged scribbling and caliper scratch marks and walk away five minutes later with an order for propofol. It worked beautifully. Thirty mcg/hr of propofol later and Tiberius was sleeping like a baby. His wife, Amanda*, was finally joined by a bunch of family from around the country. They have a pretty large family, with various health issues and other things delaying their travels, but the trickling-in of relatives became a steady influx. They are a delightful family, some of them members of a very conservative religion, but free with their affection and bright in their humor and generous with their love. I am not a religious person-- I have some deep and intense spiritual drives that are still bleeding where they were severed, and I still dream of something more satisfyingly divine than the mannequin-god behind the curtain of my milk-faith, but I also have some major bones to pick with organized religion-- but if I had to live in a church faith, I would want one that let me laugh and gossip and cry with my husband's sister and her wife, one that made his grandmother's travel-induced diarrhea an affectionate family joke instead of an unclean shame, one that gave me stories and hope and peace with either life or death, whatever pain or loss followed in its wake. Good people. Dear people. I wish I could give them the miracle they're hoping for. While all this was happening, there was a code blue in the ER, followed by a rapid transfer of the pt to the room two doors down, where the horrible family had been before. (They were moved last night because the workstation-computer-cart caught on fire, shortly after which the grandfather had another hypoglycemic episode because the family paused his tube feeds again while they were trying to turn him WHILE THE STAFF WERE TRYING TO EVACUATE THEM FROM THE ROOM. Security was called and the family was limited to one member in the room at a time, with a warning that whichever of them was present next time he had an episode would be banned from hospital grounds.) This new pt was an older man with a medical-condition necklace on: heart failure, diabetes, etc. It didn't matter much to me, since I didn't get report on him and didn't have any part in his actual care. Except that, ten minutes after arrival, he coded again, and because I was close by I jumped in to help. There wasn't much to do, as everyone else had their hands on the code stations: med nurse, push nurse, chart nurse, resp therapist, and shock nurse. However, from the door I could see that the two-man rotation on chest compressions was having a hard time, mostly because the pt had nothing hard under his back and had to be compressed deeply into the bed to get enough smash to move his ventricles. So I dove in, spiderwebbed through the lines and tubes to the head of the bed, ripped off the CPR board, and shoved it under him at the next compression switch, put the bed on max inflate for a harder surface, and jumped in at the next round to be the third man in the compression chain. Three is a good number; otherwise your arms get really tired. I am relatively new at this facility, and we are pretty good at preventing codes, which means that I haven't been in a full-bore code in a major role yet. I've carried flushes and even pushed meds, but codes are fast and wild and require strong communication, which means that I'm still at the stage where chest compressions are an appropriate role for me to fill-- a role I share with CNAs and even housekeeping staff in a pinch. I don't mind-- compressions are a workout, and good compressions can make all the difference. However, this dude was completely hosed. Flash pulmonary edema filled his breathing tube with bubbling red at every compression. His heart wobbled through ventricular fibrillation with the kind of half-assed exhaustion that doesn't respond to shocks. Med after med failed to get a response; shocks and compressions were like rocks thrown down a well. In the hall, his family wailed and collapsed against the wall, and shouted for us to save him. A nurse from down the hall gently guarded the door to keep the more frantic family members from seeing the bloody wreck of a corpse that we were preparing to stop beating. We called it after twenty minutes. His chest was the texture of new banana pudding, before the cookies have a chance to get soggy-- bone fragments scraping the sternum, muscle and fiber pounded to a pulp. CPR is violent. It's effective enough to give us a chance to perform life-saving interventions, but if the meds and shocks don't work... well. Eventually it just becomes mutilation of the dead, the hidden ritual of American healthcare, the sacrament of brutality by which we commit our beloved to their resented rest. The family burst into the room, still screaming, still demanding that we bring him back. "Keep going," they said, "he's strong, he'll be fine." The RT popped the ambu bag off his breathing tube, and blood flecked my left elbow where I stood, wringing the numbness from my fingers over his demolished chest. Someone had thrown a pillowcase over his genitals. His skin was the mottled color and temperature of cheap cotto salami. "Wake him up," his son shouted at me from the door. Instead I leaned over him and closed his eyes. "I'm so sorry," I said. I don't think his son heard me over the post-code chatter in the room, but he fell silent and white. There's a finality to that gesture that speaks more to our sense of gone, lost, dead than any words or blood or broken bones. They retreated into the hallway and sobbed there until the chaplain ushered them away to a private room. I scrubbed my bloody elbow in the sink and slipped out among the other staff, back to Tiberius, back to smile and offer support to Amanda while she and her family told stories about his childhood. That disconnect is like a ringing in the ears. Death is touch and go: it touches you, and you go. If you're the lucky rear end in a top hat in scrubs, you go into a different room, and think about it later. If you're the unlucky rear end in a top hat in the gown, you go where we all go, eventually. Anyway, after that I insulted the living hell of out an RT by accident, calling her a "respiratory technician" instead of a "respiratory therapist." I actually am poo poo at terminology like that sometimes and I felt terrible, but I think she understood my ignorance. Any RTs reading this probably just bared their teeth at me a little. Sorry, dudes, I couldn't do a quarter of my job without you. My apologies for loving with your fiO2. After that, I spent the evening fine-tuning Tiberius. He needs another surgery, a repeat thoracotomy to finish closing the stump and properly close his back, which looks like loving hell. Before we can do that, we need every possible advantage to keep him alive, which means crazy tuning up and blood pressure management and cardiac output optimization. I can't describe to you how boring this process is, or how riveting. It's a game; manipulating numbers, one up one down, tightening your margins and leaving wiggle room; it's also a slog, poking this button and that button and making puckered mouths at the monitor while you try to decide whether this is a fluke or a trend. Overall, though, he trended upward. By the time night shift arrived, I was beyond exhausted, and worried sick because I knew I would have a day off tomorrow. I wrote up an extensive report sheet on him to be handed off to night shift, complete with goals, responses to titration on each drip, and precipitating events associated with each previous destabilization. I think the night nurse was a little insulted when I handed it to her, until she started looking over it and asking questions. By the time I left she was making a few addenda of her own to the list, and running off copies. I wished her good luck and godspeed, said goodbye to Amanda, and staggered to the breakroom to clock out and take a fifteen-minute nap before trying to drive home. I called in the next day and asked how he was doing. Fine, they said. Stable and gaining. Still in ARDS, still on pressors, still requiring extensive sedation, but still alive.
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Jul 8, 2015 00:40
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I have two more posts left before I switch to a new platform. Getting an actual blog started, so I'm not just writing into a crusted-up corner of SA. I'm debating on a domain name-- endofshift.com or shiftreport.com or something like that? Something totally different? Dunno yet, we'll see.
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Jul 8, 2015 00:43
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I wasted an entire day trying to figure out blog-making with the gracious help of my friend Annath, who has been more than patient while I shrieked and writhed around like someone was holding my hand in a bucket of holy water. http://www.endofshiftreport.com/ now exists! There's a patreon or something too but I don't even know what I'm doing with that. Anyway, I'm gonna try and put up the next post here this evening. (The blog will be on a big delay, I think.)
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Jul 10, 2015 01:48
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I called in on my day off to make sure Tiberius was doing all right. Pretty good, said his nurse for the day, still slowly tuning him up for a thoracotomy revision. He had another episode this morning, but he’s recovering all right. Episode, I replied. What episodes? Did something happen? Turns out, his left chest tube—the one draining his empty pleural space—clogged itself up the night before, and within about twenty minutes he was building up air in the space, which rushed in and had no way to escape. Slowly the pleural space was inflating itself like a balloon, crushing his heart and his other lung and pushing even his larynx off-center: another tension pneumothorax, one of the deadliest complications possible in his current state. The prickly doc made a quick desperate decision and stripped the tube, sucking the clot out into the drainage chamber and restoring the escape route for all that air. In the short term, of course, she saved his life. There wasn’t any other option. In the long run, she gave the cardiothoracic surgeons a complete mental breakdown, because the suction created by the tube-stripping ripped his stump just a little more. Which tells us a really awful thing about his prognosis. That bronchial stump is not doing well. It bleeds frequently; it leaks air occasionally; and with the slightest tug of pressure, it tears and leaks even more. For the flesh to be that friable, that ready to fall apart… it sounds an awful lot like lingering cancer. The CT surgeons had already noted that they couldn’t get a clean margin on the tumor. His prognosis isn’t great even if he makes it through this immediate crisis. I should not be getting attached. The afternoon of my day off, the pulm doc gathered together a team and exchanged his breathing tube for a longer one with two lumens (tubes). One lumen’s inflatable cuff put it right in the carina, the bronchial split; the other was placed by careful bronchoscopy in the right mainstem bronchus itself, isolating that lung from the stump so that they could finally, finally crank up his PEEP. When I came in, however, his morning chest x-ray looked great from the nipple down and horrible on top. His right upper lobe had, apparently, collapsed. The pulm was called in again to retract the breathing tube from where the balloon cuff had slipped a little and completely occluded his right upper lobe. Then we cranked his PEEP way up for a while to pop it back open, and by the time this was done I finally crawled out for lunch and scarfed a freezer burrito before taking a short nap on the sofa. My charge nurses and coworkers are a little weirded out by how easily I fall asleep on my breaks, and how soundly I snooze until my phone’s alarm clock goes off. I dunno, man. I think it’s understandable. Back in the room, I found his wife alone for once, the rest of the family having gone for lunch. Despite the usual brightness in her voice, she looked exhausted and sad, and her expression as she held his swollen hand (puffy from the pressors, bound up with tape and tubing) was not one of hope. “It’s hard,” she said, “him not being here.” And he wasn’t. Since we’d started sedating him deeply, he’d been gone: absent in presence, the center of the room and still conspicuously missing. For the first day or so, it had been a relief, to see him sleeping instead of grimacing in pain. Now, though, it started to sink in—Tiberius was somewhere else, leaving his wife to make decisions for him, leaving me to tend his body until he returns to it. If he ever returns to it. The shift stretched on: fine-tuning, occasionally stripping the chest tube in fear and trembling, turning him very carefully to avoid putting pressure on his remaining lung. I noticed that lying flat caused him to drop his pressures sometimes, and of course his vomiting continued—a mouthful of liquid green every time we turned him, often pouring out of his nose as well. A little chart necromancy later, I realized he hadn’t had a bowel movement in… oh god, like a week. More than a week, despite all the bowel meds. He must be backed up to the collarbones. Which would explain the positional blood pressure—between the stuffed gut and the hiatal hernia, his heart was probably starting to feel the pressure. I talked to the doctor, gave him an enema, and started doubling down on his bowel meds. At 1800 the charge nurse came up and asked me who I would choose to follow me on nights. The list was not confidence-inspiring. We have a lot of good nurses, and all of the nurses available were quite good, but few of them specialized in blindingly seat-of-the-pants critical pts like Tiberius and the few who did were earmarked for cardiac pts and an intra-aortic balloon pump. “Nobody else?” I asked, and the charge nurse winced. “We’re incredibly short-staffed,” she said. “We’re just going to pair him with another pt and hope for the best.” No loving way. “I’m staying until 2300,” I said. Sixteen-hour shifts are not fun. They aren’t a thing I like to do at all these days, and I won’t do more than one every couple of months. It’s too easy to gently caress up your body—I’m 29 and I have gray hairs that all popped up at once after a six-month sprint of heavy shift work with multiple sixteeners per month. But they’re worthwhile in some circumstances, and this is one. Still no bowel movement. I got an order for magnesium citrate, and carefully dripped it down his feeding tube, trying to avoid causing him to vomit. The extra four hours passed much the same as the rest, but without any family members—they all went home to sleep. The room turned dark, and the unit started to really feel like night shift, my old stomping grounds (I went days in December). In the quiet, I nattered around the room, cleaning up and labeling lines and doing all the things that don’t fit during the hectic days, and which are a burden to the proper night shifters who come in after 2300 to a hospital with minimal support staff and pressure to keep all their work quiet. I realized at some point that I was singing. I am not a singer—I actually have half a college degree in vocal music because I was a dumb kid at a bible college once, but I hate the sound of my voice and I only sing in the shower, or when I’m alone. Alone, where nobody can hear me. Or where the only person who can hear me is too far gone to care. I was singing Rainbow Connection: have you been half asleep, and have you heard voices? I wasn’t doing a good job. Tiberius breathed softly under the coercion of the ventilator, not flickering an eyelash at my terrible singing, drifting on an opioid sea. I wonder what dreams he’s chasing, out there in the dark.
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Jul 11, 2015 06:46
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I walked onto the unit and was greeted with perplexed stares. “What are you doing here,” said the charge nurse, frozen in place, still holding her pager six inches from the countertop where she was reaching. Everyone who wasn’t already giving me a funny look turned and joined the crowd. “Uh,” I said. I hadn’t had any coffee yet. “I work here?” “You aren’t scheduled today,” said the charge nurse. “The book says you’re on vacation.” I considered this for way, way longer than I should have. I was leaving the next morning at the crack of dawn, headed out to the Olympic Peninsula for a weekend of camping with my husband, one of my closest friends (whose wife, my other closest friend, was stuck in town for the weekend with houseguests), and my friends’ ridiculously adorable kid, the 2.5yo. I hadn’t packed yet, had done minimal food prep, and hadn’t slept worth poo poo for a week because I was worried about Tiberius. “So… should I go home?” “No no no no! Don’t go anywhere! Can you stay? You’ll get your pt back. Don’t go anywhere.” Just then my unit manager arrived. “What’s all the shouting about,” he said, then spotted me and pulled a double take. “I thought you were camping!” “That’s tomorrow,” I said. “If I stay until three, can I go home?” So I ended up working a measly eight hours today, which was a blessed relief, because Tiberius was gearing up for a Hail Mary surgery first thing tomorrow morning and needed every delicate fine-tuning touch I could give him. The pulms and CT surgeons agreed: the repeated chest tube occlusions and stump perforations were taking far too much of a toll on his limited resources, and the still-sort-of-open thoracotomy was starting to dehisce. The ARDS is beginning to retreat, but he’s still hanging on the edge, and his cardiac output is consistently in the trash because of the insane pressure differential in the various parts of his chest. My job today was to give him every inch of gained ground I could fight for. I titrated down his pressors with extreme care, just low enough to give wiggle room in case they had to crank ‘em up in surgery, not low enough to challenge him. I talked plans with the pulm, and got orders for albumin (to pull water in from the tissues) and Lasix (to shed the water, reducing the heart’s afterload, the amount of back-pressure it’s pushing against as it tries to perfuse the tissues). I timed them with exquisite care and pulled this stunt three times in a row without rocking his vital signs, before finally chickening out of Round 4 because his heart rate went up ten points. And I started working really hard on his bowels. Tiberius was backed up as all hell. I think I mentioned before that his distended colon was causing pressure issues with his heart and his venous return; I took it on myself to get that poo poo out of there, and championed the cause of poop until I’m pretty sure Dr Sunny worried about my sanity. I dosed him with bowel meds; I administered enemas; I finally, in a fit of desperation, gloved up to the wrists and performed digital disimpaction and stimulation of his rectum. This is, if anything, less fun than it sounds. You basically glove up, slather your fingers with lube, and work them up the pt’s back end until you encounter stool. Scoop what you can, work anything loose that you can, and stretch out the rectal muscle to stimulate the body’s “rectum full, evict tenants” impulses. Tiberius couldn’t be turned on his side for this, so I had to hoist up the boys, so to speak, and jam my hand back in there from the front side. As I got to work, I felt floppy skin lap over my wrist, local anatomy returning to its accustomed position. Well, it’s not the first time someone’s balls have posed me an inconvenient barrier to their rear end. This job can be undignified. I just didn’t look—this procedure is all about proprioception and sense of touch. I got a handful on my first fishing trip. A little dig stim, and his rectum refilled; I pulled out pebbles and chunks and lumps shaped like knucklebones and tiny flecks of poo poo-granite the size of rice krispy cereal. My shoulders cramped up and my wrist was on fire by the time I took a break; at my side, the bucket I’d allotted for captured items contained a good double fistful of rock-hard desiccated poo poo. An hour later I went digging again. This time I got pebbles with a little slushy liquid. Things were breaking free. An hour after that I got nothing with the finger sweep, but during the dig stim portion he started having a tremendous bowel movement. I’m talking liters of liquid poo poo. It flowed and poured and could not be contained, and with each surge of excrement, his blood pressure rose and his heart rate fell. All told, I think he poo poo about a gallon, roughly four liters. Enough that I was able to turn him when it was time to clean him. Enough that his family, who have a high tolerance for medical grossness after decades of hospital stays and multiple family members who’ve suffered terrible diseases, blanched and gently shuffled out of the room. It’s weird to write about that, because I so frequently write about poo poo torrents with the perverse delight of someone sharing that video from The Ring, but in this case the endless bowel movement has a totally different meaning. It means less pressure on the heart, less vomiting, less compression of his remaining lung, less risk of crashing and even death when we move him. It means the surgery can be performed with better access, since he can lie on his side without his guts crushing the breath out of him. It means Tiberius has a fighting chance. Slowly his blood pressure continued to improve, reaching a plateau where it took about two-thirds the amount of pressors to keep him trucking along. Slowly the color came back into his cheeks. I worked up a genuine bouncing excitement. Let me tell you, though, at the end of this stretch of shifts, all the extra moving and turning—all the tight attention to detail and moment-by-moment control-freaking—and, oh my god, the emotional support for family? I was so exhausted I slept over the end of my break and, an hour later, told my neighbor to watch my pts while I took a dump… then slept on a sheet in the bathroom floor, something I haven’t done since I was a night shift MICU nurse in Texas. In Texas, which has no nursing union, breaks are “if you’re lucky” and “thirty minutes per twelve-hour shift” and “absolutely no leaving campus to pick up a burger at the all-night fast food joint, stay in the break room.” The unit I worked on, bizarrely, had a strict no-sleeping policy to boot, which meant that if you were nodding off at 0300 and you found someone to cover your pts so you could wolf your lunch in the thirty minutes you were allotted, you still had to stay awake in the tiny stuffy closet-sized break room the whole time. Falling asleep could mean a severe reprimand, or even an immediate termination. I don’t know how the gently caress they expected patients to survive with their nurses either nodding off at the syringe or cranked up on stimulants nastier than caffeine. I spent a lot of ten-minute dump breaks passed out on a bathroom floor. I will never live in Texas again. When I moved to my current state, which is unionized, I came back from break still chewing my salad, only to be given a weird look and instructions from my preceptor to go back and take the rest of my break. Turns out, that facility usually takes a fifteen-minute morning break and a forty-five-minute lunch break; others keep the lunch break at thirty minutes, but add a fifteen-minute afternoon break. Night shifters often pool their breaks to get an hour, or even an hour and fifteen minutes if your facility rolls that way. And you can sleep. God, you can sleep. So I sleep on most of my breaks, even now that I work days. I steal five-minute chunks with a coworker keeping an eye on my pts, cram my food into my mouth, then take a proper break to snore and drool on the break room sofa. It’s amazing. But man, Tiberius wore me out. Since I was only working an eight, I wrapped up early, and at afternoon shift change I started giving report while the evening RT went in to check his vent settings. A few minutes later his alarms started going off: oxygen desaturation, bombing blood pressure, volumes and pressures on the ventilator messed up. I had removed his lidocaine patch from his left shoulder a little while before, so I was freshly familiar with that part of him, and I immediately spotted the way his shoulder was ballooning up. The tension pneumo was back with a vengeance. Air was pushing up through his flesh, inflating him with tiny bubbles that crackled where I pressed his skin; his chest tube wasn’t tidaling at all. (Tidaling refers to the rise and fall of water in the tube’s suction chamber, which shows that there’s a pressure change in the tube as he breathes in and out—that is, that the tube is still sucking air appropriately.) The prickly pulm who’d been stripping his tubes wasn’t around today. The current pulm was not comfortable stripping the tube, especially considering that he didn’t know exactly how she’d done it before, and didn’t know that things would continue to work that way. I called the CT surgeon, and soon the one who’d done the initial pulmonectomy was at the bedside with the lanky PA, Pilgrim, to place another chest tube. Just as this happened, the charge nurse asked if I could admit in the room next door. “Extremely no,” I said. “I’m supposed to be clocked out. Do you know where the chest tube cart is?” The flex RN, a sort of all-hands troubleshooter who (at this facility) works like a dog all day, ended up landing that pt. I don’t even remember what her deal was, although I took report on her while the flex wrapped up her other duties, then passed off report during the chest tube insertion. I think she was hypotensive. They had paired him with a second pt for the night shift nurse, which seemed cruel and unusual, since the other pt was having confusion and agitation issues and needed a sitter. The night sitter hadn’t shown up yet—was late, I think—and the day sitter had to leave to pick up her kids, so the oncoming RN sat with (and blasted with Haldol) the agitated pt while I dove in with the chest tube team. I was okay with this, because if things started going south, I wanted someone there that knew the little nuances of his issues and could milk his pressors and sedatives for all they were worth. And I wasn’t done giving report on him yet. Pilgrim pulled the old chest tube, and they popped in another, which released the pressure with a huge pink-spattered whoosh before I could hook it up to the atrium. Tiberius tolerated all of this remarkably well, and the duo marveled as they cleaned up that they couldn’t believe he’d made it through this latest setback and had halfway expected him to die while they were putting in the new tube. I thought about the bedful of poo poo and felt extremely smug. Then I finished cleaning the room, because CT surgeons performing a bedside procedure tend to tear up your room like a teenager’s mom looking for skin mags, and lurched out into the hallway. The family was in the middle of an impromptu conference with the pulm and CT docs, white-faced and tightly nodding. “We’re going to finish the thoracotomy tomorrow morning at seven,” said the pulmonologist. “He can’t take many more setbacks. I think he’s about as good now as he’s going to get, and if we don’t do this tomorrow, unfortunately he will decline and probably die within the next few days.” His wife took a couple of deep breaths before she could speak. “What are his chances in surgery?” “About fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, he’s had a very hard course with this disease and I don’t think we can give him better than that.” Physicians use the word ‘unfortunately’ a lot. Like ‘discomfort’, it’s a way of recognizing that someone is suffering when you’re so accustomed to human suffering that it’s hard to get a good perspective on this particular case. Unfortunately, ma’am, your son passed last night. Is that a bad thing? I don’t think he suffered much. Were you expecting it? Was it kind of a surprise? God, I have no idea. He’s dead, unfortunately. I packed up my stuff, checked on Tiberius, clocked out, checked on Tiberius again, and left through the waiting room, where his family was gathered. I don’t like hugging pts or their family, because generally the hospital is a gross place and I have issues with being hugged by people I haven’t learned to trust, but I hugged them all. They were all crying, and I may have shed a few tears on my way out. I made it home with a blank face, listening to podcasts about charlatan magicians, and started chopping vegetables and rolling them up in foil to be roasted over the campfire all weekend. You’re not supposed to take your work home with you, because it will make you crazy, but sometimes you really can’t avoid it. You’d think it’s the tragic cases, the young people unceremoniously cut down, or the old folks dying alone and slow because their family can’t translate their love into letting them go; but man, the ones that get to me are the ones where I put in real work. His chances are slim to none, but by God I’ve squeezed those chances for every drop of advantage I can get, and it’s been exhausting and terrifying and edge-of-my-seat the whole way. I haven’t even let his family see, really, how close he is to death at every moment, how often some small setback has made me scramble. They know he’s not likely to make it; no reason to torture them with the constant surge and retreat of miniature battles and victories and losses. But every moment in that room, for me, was a challenge: not to panic when things went wrong, not to lose focus when things became tedious, not to slack off and cut corners and take risks, not to forget to be a person and care for the family as well. And now he’s out of my hands. I will be out in the woods, out beyond phone reception, for the next five days. I am going from the front lines to a position of complete helplessness, and it put jagged edges on all my chopped vegetables and set my molars grinding. For a few hours, standing in my kitchen, I got to experience the corner of what his family must be feeling—he is in such a precarious place, teetering on the edge, and I have to rely on others to be conscientious and critical and skilled for his sake. I have to remember that, even if everything goes perfectly right and everyone performs flawlessly, he will probably still die. I don’t know how I’m going to sleep tonight.
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I called the unit in the morning, during the drive to our camping site. "He went down to the OR at 0800," said the charge nurse. "Victor* is his nurse today. Want me to have him call you when Tiberius gets back?" "Yeah," I said. My phone had two bars of service, and I knew by the time we reached our campsite, my phone would be an expensive paperweight. I called again two hours later, as we reached the area of no service. I could barely understand Victor. "He's still in surgery," he said. "They got the full open-heart scrub team. They expect it to run four to six hours." It was, by the way, totally illegal for him to tell me even this much over the phone. I am grateful that Victor is a bit of a cowboy, because I was so stressed out over Tiberius I was having heartburn. The lake, when we reached it, was beautiful. It's a deep glacier gouge between old mountains, blue and green with dissolved calcium, clear down to the bottom, with milky mists rolling over it in the morning and evening. Ducklings paddled at our shoreline campsite. Smoke from the campfire drifted through the old-growth trees; I sat in a hammock, holding a book, breathing the scents of peaty moss in the sun and mineral water lapping against the trees, listening to a two-year-old chatter about rocks over the soft unlikely moan of wind in the highest branches of the forest. "I'm going to drive back to Port Angeles," I said suddenly. "I'm gonna get more firewood, and some ice, and a salmon to roast over the fire." "I thought we were having chopped vegetables and sausage," said my husband, who was burning his fifth marshmallow already, because he likes his smores carcinogenic and only camps so he can stick food in a fire without getting weird loos. "I changed my mind," I said, and put on my shoes and hiked back to the car. In Port Angeles I picked up the aforementioned goods (and a bottle of wine and some extra baby wipes and a bag of chips), but before I even reached the town I was checking my phone every five minutes to see if service had returned. At last I got my two bars back, and called the ICU. "He's still in OR," said Victor. It had been seven hours. "I'll text you when I get elevator call, okay?" I ate the chips in the car, parked outside the grocery store, waiting. Thirty-five minutes later I jerked awake to the buzz of my phone. Four texts in quick succession, apparently sent at different times, just now squeezing through the terrible cell coverage: He's closed Elevator call Landed- BP good + sats 95 Looks like poo poo but stable + bronch fixed + thorx closed I responded: Thanks man, keep em alive. Then I drove back to the campsite through the growing dusk and crawled back into my hammock, where I lay ignoring my book and staring at the lake until my brain finally remembered to be somewhere else than work. ------ It was a good camping trip. I forgot to worry for a while. ------ On the way home, passing through Port Angeles, I called the unit again. It was Monday morning, eightish, and I was ashamed of myself for not remembering until after I'd had breakfast. "Can I talk to Tiberius's nurse," I asked the secretary, and she made a sound of regret. "I'm sorry," she replied. "He had another STEMI last night. They withdrew this morning. He died about an hour ago." "Oh," I said. "Okay. Thank you." It was a long drive home.
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This afternoon, my diary-- along with the rest of this RSF-- will be archived for future degenerations of SA to gawk at while high and/or bored. I will, however, be transferring this whole thing to my new blog, and carrying on the diary from shift to shift. Drop by http://www.endofshiftreport.com if you want to keep up with my stories... and feel free to hit up my Patreon too, if you feel the weird urge to tip. You guys are great, and your messages have been uplifting and encouraging and kind of gross. I am still crawling through my inbox, replying to each one. Thank you so much. <3
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