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Nyaa posted:Demo of Things to Come gently caress you.
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May 28, 2015 02:34
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Hehe, yeah! He’s an idiot and I will suck him dry… I know right? Hehehe!
Stop right there! You pervert scum!
Office, wait! It’s not what you think! Just look!
Oh my god! A pervert! GET HIM!
Ma’am, please believe me! There is a great conspiracy in the district of Akiba, and I am a secret agent working with the government to hunt down vampires!
Yeah, yeah. Fill out your name so we can begin your silly story.
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Please be nice to the LPTotD winner.
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May 28, 2015 04:38
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I was really hoping this was an LP of the second game, that one in particular I think would be best suited to a video LP with multiple commentators. This is great too, since it shows us new content. Let me just post this gem of a review from the steam page of the 2nd game. quote:Addictive ☑ These two games are great and their writers are hilarious. Just relax, enjoy the absurd anime story. It's like japanese Leisure Suit Larry.
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May 28, 2015 04:57
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Part 5: First Hunt    Mission: Return to Base  That was unsightly of her, but I shall oblige.  The Akihabara Vigilante Corps is not just a neighborhood watch.  It’s a… Hobby group.  Your arrival means you are ready, yes? Then take this. It’s a Vampire Identifier.Obtained identification ability [Mobile Camera] Use this to identify the vampires among the populace. It’s integrated into your phone as an app so you can use it immediately. This is the fruit of our research; please take care of it… Now, I will give you the order: Show us your capability in battle. Identify vampires in Backstreet and get rid of them. Your cooperation will also prove the willingness of this neighborhood watch to assist us. Don’t forget this is the real fight. May the urge to strip be with you… Now, go.Mission: First Vampire Hunting  Realizing the significance of the mission, I went home to change and bring my big rear end old keyboard as a shield.  Hopefully this is adequate preparation for the coming battle because I have no idea what to prepare for a real vampire battle.  Turning on my camera app with the Select button... Press O to take a picture…  Th-the girl in front of me is not showing up in the photo!   She looks at me with disgusting eyes like I am a creepy Otaku taking a photo of the girls… Which is technically true.   I think she’s considering calling the cops. I better act fast.  1) Die, you monster! 2) I am here to hunt you! 3) It’s nothing…  I am here to hunt you! *Pull out Keyboard Shield +1*  *Gasp* A real life murder-stalker who will do unspeakable things to the dead body! Wh-what!? No! I- Too bad you messed with the wrong vampire! D-did you just admit that you’re a vampire? Die, scum! *Pull out sharp-looking umbrella* Ahhhhh! Save me, Keyboard Shield +1 !    Screw it; I will just use it as a weapon.  It’s surprisingly effective. I will up it to 2/5 later.  He’s a vampire hunter! Get him! Reinforcement! OW! Why does the juice bottle hurt so much!?  Oh, it’s a full bottle. The liquid does add a lot of weight!!    Don't forget I'm here too! Get him! He already took out one of us! It’s not easy fighting two enemies at once!  But I shall persevere with my twisted ribcage!  I hope that juice bottle is not leaking. I could use a drink.  That was a really close call. So this is what a real battle is like. Obtain 10000 Yen We were observing you from afar. Excellently done. Mr. Sejima has high hopes for your talent… I can’t even believe it myself. Just a few days ago, you were a complete outsider… That means I can rest assured when I hand you more difficult assignment in the future. Which brings us to your next target, Abeno Yuu. He’s the one who assaulted your friend and then you. He’s a difficult opponent who has taken down many of our comrades. Find him and defeat him. Although it’s Mr. Sejima’s judgment, I thought it would be too much for you to handle… But after watching your battle, I think you can do it. He has a good eye for people. To lure him out, we will give you responsibility for two additional areas. It’s a joint operation with other agents, but they each have their own duties and won’t be able to actively support you. That’s why, please be fully prepared. Now, please have this, Kanta.Obtain Tungsten Obtain Kevlar x3 You need to take care of yourself from now on. For that reason, you have to strengthen your equipment. These materials can be used for weapon and clothing enhancement. It’s not as complicated as it seems. You will figure it out when you use it. I believe there’s an old store at the Backstreet of Akiba that sells these materials too. However, the store is usually closed to wait for their import.   Lastly, the locations are In front of the Station and Central Avenue South West. The details will be sent to your email. Good luck.
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May 31, 2015 15:23
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Looks like that blue-sleeved t-shirt is really popular in Akiba. And those jeans and shoes too.
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May 31, 2015 15:43
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It is. In fact, I stole it from someone!  Clothing should become more varied once we gain access to more area.
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May 31, 2015 15:52
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Nyaa posted:It is. In fact, I stole it from someone! It's a good thing we were carrying a keyboard, otherwise it would've been hard to keep all of those men apart.  Keep the keyboard as a 1/5 though. It's advertised as a shield which it failed as.  Additional non advertised functions shouldn't influence the score.
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May 31, 2015 18:42
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Keldoclock posted:I was really hoping this was an LP of the second game, that one in particular I think would be best suited to a video LP with multiple commentators. you strip people in this game?  2/10
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May 31, 2015 18:57
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Good thing Kanta has vampiric strength because tungsten and kevlar are heavy as poo poo.
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May 31, 2015 19:26
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SSNeoman posted:Good thing Kanta has vampiric strength because tungsten and kevlar are heavy as poo poo. can you imagine if he didn't!? this game wouldn't make ANY sense
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May 31, 2015 19:50
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Hey Nyaa? Since Mraagvpeine is helping out with the grammar, I was wondering if you'd accept an offer for aid with word choice and phrasing? I've noticed that sometimes the way you phrase things comes across as a little clunky, and could be changed to flow better. I'd love to help, if you'd welcome it.
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Jun 1, 2015 04:12
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Bashing vampires with a keyboard reminds me of Typing of the Dead, only instead of typing words you bash dudes over the head with a keyboard. I'm not sure which method I prefer, to be honest. Also, that "review" for said keyboard in the middle of the update was great 
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Jun 1, 2015 04:19
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I was managing to keep a straight face until the LP unleashed the secret bread arts upon some guy's junk. Okay, you can handle this. Nothing will phase you now- 3) Bear Son of a bitch. Also Kanta should have used a Kensington Keyboard for life. Very cheap, they have survived countless soda spills, including those launched 15+ feet across the room from shenanigans.
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Jun 1, 2015 07:58
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Shoeless posted:Hey Nyaa? Since Mraagvpeine is helping out with the grammar, I was wondering if you'd accept an offer for aid with word choice and phrasing?  Dr. Snark posted:Bashing vampires with a keyboard reminds me of Typing of the Dead,  Sometime I am just short of good joke for the item that I am using or opponent. Now is not the time to use the forest fire joke, you drat bear!  Let's try a community approach. I will post keywords for next update and you can make some jokes for it. Guitar, Music Band, and assume undead/vampire is always a keyword.
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Jun 1, 2015 13:12
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Nyaa posted:Oh yes, absolutely. The best LP are the one we make together. Oh, you're too kind . I missed it earlier, but I'll check out the update later today.
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Jun 1, 2015 16:21
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Jun 2, 2015 03:47
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I am an idiot, and I should remember when what I've read was in spoiler text. Nothing to see here.
Happy Blue fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Jun 2, 2015 |
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Jun 2, 2015 04:50
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Just a heads up, in this sentence: "But I shall preserve with my twisted ribcage! " It's persevere, not preserve.
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Jun 2, 2015 15:08
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Thesaya posted:It's persevere, not preserve.
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      To sum up the mission: 1) Take down Abeno’s goons in front of the train station and at the Central Avenue South West. 2) Abeno won’t show up without his goons, so I probably need to disguise as one by acquiring their music band clothing. 3) To learn how to strip music band clothing, I need to read a band clothing magazine to figure out how to properly do it without ripping them.  The book store also has some combat technique books that can improve my fighting ability.  After researching the band clothing magazine, I figure out that you need to first unbuckle the fourth belt first, then the second belt on the waist, then un-tug the vest that stuck between belt #3 and #1…  Good, I think I know how to strip a music band clothing now. These three band members standing in front of the station might be the target…  Yep, all three of them are vampires.  I remember how tough it is to fight two vampires at once. I was half stripped with a twisted ribcage.  I can imagine my awkward death if I fight all three of them at once. I need to be prepared.  I need something strong and preferably with good reach. I-I don’t understand, sir… A weapon, something good enough to smash three people in a fight. Sir! This is a MUSIC store! Yes, I know. I figure it would be best to get something music themed to match with my music band clothing later. Is this some kind of joke!? No, I am serious. I will pay for whatever you have. I-I will assume this is a Cosplay thing and not call the cops. If you want something strong and with good reach… Alright, let’s do this… When did that guy on the right steal a traffic cone? You aren’t human, right? What! How did you know!? You must be silenced! Don’t fail me now, Wooden Guitar!   Holy poo poo! This thing is amazing (and expensive)! KA-BONG!   Or maybe my vampire strength is getting stronger. Level up (Arm Strength UP) Level up (Clothing Comfortability UP)  Band Clothing: Acquired.  Next stop, Central Avenue South West.  But first, try out my new swag.   After that, I hunted down the No-Pant band at Central Avenue South West. My eyes are up here, lady. Nyaa fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Jun 10, 2015 |
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Jun 7, 2015 00:22
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How does the levelling work? Are there random vampires? Is it only fixed story encounters or what?
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Deceitful Penguin posted:How does the levelling work? Are there random vampires? Is it only fixed story encounters or what?
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Jun 7, 2015 00:30
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Is vampire hunting the only way to get money? Or does Kanta nick their wallets as well as their clothes?
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Jun 7, 2015 02:20
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Please tell me we can dress our guy up in a black porkpie, cape, and mask, with a red belt, to go with that kabonger.
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SSNeoman posted:Is vampire hunting the only way to get money? Or does Kanta nick their wallets as well as their clothes? Edit: AND LOTTERY! I JUST WON 100000 YEN. That will cover my early game expense for a while.  Ayndin posted:Please tell me we can dress our guy up in a black porkpie, cape, and mask, with a red belt, to go with that kabonger. 
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Ayndin posted:Please tell me we can dress our guy up in a black porkpie, cape, and mask, with a red belt, to go with that kabonger. I love references.
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Part 6: Duel After taking care of those bands, I was awarded 10000 Yen for my effort. I could sell the extra band clothing to earn a little extra too.  Mission: Lure out Abeno Yuu  We could go beat up more vampires at random places, but I have a personal grudge with this rear end in a top hat.  Akihabara Urban Development X (UDX), a place like Akiba, but with more office tower blocks.  I found Niro agents mostly loafing around and chatting.   Now Abeno might finally show up. We will leave this place immediately. Take care.What? Just me alone? I know you are a bit too old for band clothing and not a vampire… Nevermind.    1) Yes 2) No Yes. I heard. Sorrowful news. --------------- No. You don’t have to comfort me. So many childer were taken out. I knew I should have gotten rid of that kid. Dammit… The human who got Rui’s blood, yet joined the enemy. Ridiculous… 1) Are you talking about me? 2) (Attack him) 3) Yeaaah. Are you talking about me? Huh? What are yo- !? You!? An ambush!--------------- (Attack him) W-what ar- You!? An ambush!?--------------- Yeaaah. Ah? What are y- What!? How did you!? Cursed, I was tricked! Ah ha! I see you have a guitar as well, my good sir. This is a duel to the (un)dead.   Gah! ‘Tis is a fast opponent. His guitar might be lighter!  Crushing head on with him won’t do, I need recall the lesson I learned in Beginner Swordsmanship.  A duelist must always maintain his composure. He should fight with grace and elegance.  GRACE.  ELAGANCEEEEE!  Approach your opponent with great caution and then surprise him with an unexpected deadly assault.  With great caution.  Deadly assault!  Surprise striping!   It’s not just the blood that made you strong. Truly, my underlings were no match for you. However, this level of exposure is not enough to turn me to ash. I have better resistance to the sunlight than others. Now! Round two!  This is the end, surrender now! Yeah! Dammit, this guy is just a throwaway piece… !? For the leader who employs Human Wave Tactic to personally show up, he must be confident. Hey, we might have some scuffles in the past, but now that we are the same race… Are you satisfied being used as a sacrificial piece… ? Think about it, kid. Let me go.1) Alright. 2) Refuse This is a not a faction path choice, but I believe it affects faction relationship with Kanta. Nyaa fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Jun 26, 2015 |
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Jun 7, 2015 16:05
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 Refuse He could have at least tried to bribe us.
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Jun 7, 2015 16:22
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Refuse He's just saying whatever to get out of here. Even if our merry band double crosses us, by that point we can go Wanted on their asses.
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Jun 7, 2015 16:28
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Surrender vampire scum who is nothing like me!
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Nyaa posted:
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Jun 7, 2015 16:36
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I'll say accept because this guy seems to care far more about people than our actual allies who'd sacrifice Kanta without a second thought.
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Jun 7, 2015 16:44
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I'd accept too because he seems like a pretty cool guy.
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Jun 7, 2015 16:46
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Mraagvpeine posted:So many childer (?) (children) were taken out "Childer" is a fairly common (post-White Wolf) term for subordinate vamps. EDIT: Also, refuse. He's too charmless.
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Let's see how you'll like being left for dead, rear end in a top hat Refuse
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