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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Aw man, was hoping we'd have a scoreless start to the third.

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Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
everyone feel bad for me, wonderllama

Normal Not Odd
Nov 5, 2003

what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world
Kreider knocking the stick out of Bishop's hand. Not surprised.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Lol Johnson and brass

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

Mormon Juggernaut posted:

Kreider knocking the stick out of Bishop's hand. Not surprised.

Maybe Bishop should stop running into Kreider

"Oh my goal space :cry: "

1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli

Wonderllama posted:

everyone feel bad for me, wonderllama

I will. I'm a Lightning fan too

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
stepan owns, rangers are playing really well, just gotta keep pressuring

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

Mormon Juggernaut posted:

Kreider knocking the stick out of Bishop's hand. Not surprised.

Ain't it great? I wish he could knock the stick out of the hands of your goalie in the spirit of fairness, but he doesn't seem to be around.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




I hope Kreider suffers a career ending martian abduction.

Normal Not Odd
Nov 5, 2003

what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world

Overwined posted:

Ain't it great? I wish he could knock the stick out of the hands of your goalie in the spirit of fairness, but he doesn't seem to be around.

Sick burn, brah. Tell me about my goalie's golf game next.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Mormon Juggernaut posted:

Sick burn, brah. Tell me about my goalie's golf game next.

It's probably pretty bad.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
I have to agree with NBC a bit here in that Washington for example was really good at not making bad mistakes or turnovers, and Tampa is not managing the puck very well and it's giving the Rangers a lot of chances. Tampa can certainly clean that up or get goals even if they don't but Rangers are flying partly because Tampa is giving them chances to do so

Also feel like if Tampa started just taking some more shots inthe offensive zone they might get something going

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
here's my hot take: tampa looks bad

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

Furnaceface posted:

I hope Kreider suffers a career ending martian abduction.

Wins a cup, returns to his home planet after his mission is complete, I guess I could live with that

Normal Not Odd
Nov 5, 2003

what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world

LmaoTheKid posted:

It's probably pretty bad.

lo, I have been slayed.

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

Levitate posted:

Need to either get traffic and deflections or get bishop moving

he is only permitted to move diagonally

Normal Not Odd
Nov 5, 2003

what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world

a false posted:

he is only permitted to move diagonally

heh

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

a false posted:

he is only permitted to move diagonally

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.
So that's why Hank plays deep in his net.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
they took the boobs out of the game of war ads

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001

Levitate posted:

they took the boobs out of the game of war ads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh2sWSVRrmo

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Furnaceface posted:

They booed Brad Richards too.

New York fans.

bad deserved it

Levitate posted:

they took the boobs out of the game of war ads

did upton's asking price skyrocket

Normal Not Odd
Nov 5, 2003

what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world

Levitate posted:

they took the boobs out of the game of war ads

But we'll always have Kate Upton's acting :swoon:

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Levitate posted:

they took the boobs out of the game of war ads

Now why would i want to play it over other poop break games?

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
why am I even watching now

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Wonderllama posted:

everyone feel bad for me, wonderllama

you were rude to me! I wanted to cheer for your team

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.
Kreider looks so evil in every shot. It's so drat awesome.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
can't wait to see the Rangers just chip the puck out of the zone for an entire period while my butthole puckers tight enough to poo poo diamonds

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Levitate posted:

can't wait to see the Rangers just chip the puck out of the zone for an entire period while my butthole puckers tight enough to poo poo diamonds

think of all the money you'll have at the end tho!

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
holy poo poo a bishop diagonal move joke in 2015.

how's about this: bishop takes king. :laffo: that's why I come back err day

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
lol the Rangers flailing around for the puck

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
here comes the turtle

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Wonderllama posted:

holy poo poo a bishop diagonal move joke in 2015.

how's about this: bishop takes king. :laffo: that's why I come back err day

how drunk are you

Parker Lewis
Jan 4, 2006

Can't Lose


Levitate posted:

can't wait to see the Rangers just chip the puck out of the zone for an entire period while my butthole puckers tight enough to poo poo diamonds

it's happening :(

Normal Not Odd
Nov 5, 2003

what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world

Poonerman posted:

how drunk are you

it's 3.













So really drunk.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Hedman is big

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

Parker Lewis posted:

it's happening :(

yuuuuuuupppp

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Dammit.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
man gently caress that Johnson is just too tiny to not hit in the head

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Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
rangers are cheaters :siren:

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