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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
to celebrate the forever war

please find every headline from 2008 onward as our glorious military climbs the mountain of "top military commanders" to victory just over the final horizon against barbarian hordes


GBS will catalogue every victory

god bless

2003



May 21st, 2008



[blank space for the rest]


May 16th, 2015




e: i guess you could say "i forgot" and if you want you can go as back as 2003

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lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
I wish the US Military would announce they killed you OP.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

lordoftheT posted:

I wish the US Military would announce they killed you OP.

same

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Good job OP.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Would anything really be lost if we got rid of all the Muslims?

I mean if Hitler had his way we wouldn't have things like Hollywood and banking and NYC which would suck, but of there were no more Muslims?

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

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Nooner posted:

Would anything really be lost if we got rid of all the Muslims?

I mean if Hitler had his way we wouldn't have things like Hollywood and banking and NYC which would suck, but of there were no more Muslims?

Some arabic food is pretty good imo.

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
I judge a cultures value solely on how much I like their food.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
*whew* thought GOv't identified THE commander X and brought him to justice for revealing their secrets about alien bases

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

lordoftheT posted:

Some arabic food is pretty good imo.

Coptic Christians can expand to fill the void #checkmate

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

psyopmonkey posted:

Good job OP.

it just something i cooked up for laughs

if this offends you pm me

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Kill one leader and another takes his place.

Hail Hydra ISIS?

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!

Kuato posted:

*whew* thought GOv't identified THE commander X and brought him to justice for revealing their secrets about alien bases

That would be Mr. X

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
MR X is a loving maniac

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014


Man the Arabian Nights set looks a lot different than I remembered

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
Osama bin Laden

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Nooner posted:

Coptic Christians can expand to fill the void #checkmate

lol all the guys running the halal trucks around here are constantly droppin "hey you know i'm not muslim right? coptic christian. check out my gold cross."

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Why 2008?

From 2003 they were announcing every 3rd in line commander killed every few weeks.
In between the 'credible threat poo poo your pants orange alerts' and 'found possible WMDs oh wait its just paint cans' ones.

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Nooner posted:

Would anything really be lost if we got rid of all the Muslims?

No not really. Hell we might even get a second space race once we can go back to focusing on The Red Menace.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
The wars are going really well IMO. So close now.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

allahu akbark

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

we did gently caress al qaeda up pretty much i mean isis is a thing but

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
evacuate mesopotamia and send the more aggressive muslims to mars, then maybe in a hundred years or so we can finally have our all out interplanetary space war ive been lusting after all my life

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

argondamn posted:

we did gently caress al qaeda up pretty much i mean isis is a thing but

Before that it was the Mahdi army and An anslar

What comes after ISis I wonder

gottabefrank
Sep 19, 2014

Remember the deck of cards with all the al qaeda members? That should be a good starting point, OP.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
nah, i aint doin your homework, kid
since 2008? lol, research papers are gay. prove your obama point somewhere else.
bush was cooler.

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

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