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 Mr. sausage was found early this morning passed out in my yard, if you have any info on his identity or home please help, serious posts only please. I would like to help this little guy find his way home. 
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May 16, 2015 18:51
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thats a curved bread
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May 16, 2015 18:52
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dont dox my dix tia
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May 16, 2015 18:53
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it lives up ur butt so cram it, op
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May 16, 2015 18:53
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You need to do an autopsy.
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May 16, 2015 18:53
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I licked mr. Sausage and he is not bread, also I think I would know if mr. Sausage lived in my butt please can we just help this little guy get home
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May 16, 2015 18:54
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I am not sure I could do an autopsy on a living sausage without killing it
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May 16, 2015 18:55
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Have you tried contacting the FBI?
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May 16, 2015 18:56
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I never sausage a thread
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May 16, 2015 18:56
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This thread is the wurst
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May 16, 2015 18:56
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I can't tell. Does it curve to the left or to the right?
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May 16, 2015 18:57
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naem posted:This thread is the wurst
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May 16, 2015 18:58
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I've contacted all relevant authorities and it looks like most people are just responding with puns  If you were this little sausage you would want help too
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May 16, 2015 19:00
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Try one of those picture things where you try to get the image to travel around the internet until someone who knows the sausage sees it.
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May 16, 2015 19:02
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thank you I will I've been plastering posters all over my neighborhood all morning but so far no calls
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May 16, 2015 19:03
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p sure its a kielbasa
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May 16, 2015 19:06
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please print out and distribute these posters in your local neighborhood or city state:
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May 16, 2015 19:07
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i will give the sausage a good home
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May 16, 2015 19:08
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Luvcow posted:I am not sure I could do an autopsy on a living sausage without killing it Do the autopsy anyway.
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May 16, 2015 19:09
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moose face posted:i will give the sausage a good home lmao
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May 16, 2015 19:10
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moose face posted:i will give the sausage a good home can you maybe foster home this little sausage until we can find its real home?
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May 16, 2015 19:12
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May 16, 2015 19:20
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wait... so this sausage is actually a banana?
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May 16, 2015 19:22
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some sort of jellybean
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May 16, 2015 19:22
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Enfield posted:some sort of jellybean fruity jellybean  wtf ... did this little sausage lie to me?
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May 16, 2015 19:23
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lying is par for the course when it comes time to find someplace to stick the sausage
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May 16, 2015 19:41
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It is the fruit of the pig tree
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May 16, 2015 20:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4 this dude might be lookin for it
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May 16, 2015 21:34
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Linguica Or A brat
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May 16, 2015 21:35
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Luvcow posted:please print out and distribute these posters in your local neighborhood or city state: you're no Gypsum Fantastic, but you'll do
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May 16, 2015 21:39
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the little sausage is traumatized and can't remember it's specific ethnic or cultural background at the moment
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May 16, 2015 21:55
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It's a brush-tailed possum.
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May 16, 2015 22:03
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Croc Monster posted:It's a brush-tailed possum. someone else thought it was a turtle without its shell but I'm pretty confident that it is a sausage
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May 16, 2015 22:09
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Robo Reagan posted:you're no Gypsum Fantastic, but you'll do ...did you just call me a sausage?
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May 16, 2015 22:47
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:...did you just call me a sausage? also: please print out and distribute these posters in your local neighborhood or city state:
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