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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

No Safe Word posted:

how many times did you re-sim this BE HONEST

e: I mean Kenton Keith what the gently caress come on

if i re-simmed any it would have been to make the Chargers win.

But I am honest so I did not.

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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Dallas is at the bottom of the NFC East. All is right in the world.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Week 5 was the best week for the Vikings yet!

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

Raiders never change :(

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: WEEK SIX :siren:

Atlanta at New Orleans New Orleans wins, 21-13
Washington at New York Jets Washington wins, 17-10
Arizona at Pittsburgh Arizona wins, 23-10
Kansas City at Minnesota Kansas City wins, 24-16
Cincinnati at Buffalo Buffalo wins, 27-7
Chicago at Detroit Chicago wins, 26-6
Denver at Cleveland Denver wins, 34-33
Houston at Jacksonville Houston wins, 16-10
Miami at Tennessee Miami wins, 17-10
Carolina at Seattle Seattle wins, 10-6
San Diego at Green Bay Green Bay wins, 13-6
Baltimore at San Francisco Baltimore wins, 14-13
New England at Indianapolis New England wins, 34-10
New York Giants at Philadelphia Giants win, 24-6

Bye: Dallas, Oakland, St. Louis, Tampa Bay


Miami: 5-0, 2-0
New England: 4-1, 1-0
New York: 2-3, 0-1
Buffalo: 2-4, 0-2

Baltimore: 4-2, 1-2
Pittsburgh: 3-3, 1-0
Cleveland: 2-4, 1-0
Cincinnati: 1-5, 0-1

Jacksonville: 3-3, 1-1
Houston: 3-3, 1-1
Indianapolis: 3-3, 1-2
Tennessee: 2-3, 1-0

Denver: 5-1, 2-0
San Diego: 4-2, 0-0
Kansas City: 2-4, 0-1
Oakland: 1-4, 0-1

Washington, 5-1, 2-0
Philadelphia, 3-3, 1-2
New York: 2-4, 2-1
Dallas: 1-4, 0-2

Chicago: 6-0, 2-0
Green Bay: 3-3, 0-1
Detroit: 1-5, 1-1
Minnesota: 0-5, 0-1

Tampa Bay: 4-1, 2-0
Carolina: 2-3, 1-1
New Orleans: 2-4, 1-2
Atlanta: 2-4, 0-1

San Francisco: 4-2, 1-0
Arizona: 4-2, 1-1
St. Louis: 3-2, 1-1
Seattle: 3-3, 0-1

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
you are telling me mcnair threw for 308 yards and the offense was held to 10 points

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Metapod posted:

you are telling me mcnair threw for 308 yards and the offense was held to 10 points

blame mercury morris

Gandalf21
May 17, 2012


I care about the outcome of this way more than I should.

Fake 07 Colts v Pats went way worse than the real life alternative.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Denver at Cleveland posted:

1st Quarter
CLE 11:32 TD Kellen Winslow 15 yd. pass from Anderson (Dawson kick) 0-7
2nd Quarter
CLE 12:39 FG Phil Dawson 25 yds. 0-10
DEN 5:31 TD Montee Ball 2 yd. run (Prater kick) 7-10
CLE 2:27 FG Phil Dawson 45 yds. 7-13
DEN 0:54 TD Demaryius Thomas 7 yd. pass from Manning (Prater kick) 14-13
3rd Quarter
DEN 9:09 TD Knowshon Moreno 16 yd. run (Prater kick) 21-13
CLE 4:35 TD Braylon Edwards 5 yd. pass from Anderson (Dawson kick) 21-20
CLE 0:45 TD Joe Jurevicius 11 yd. pass from Anderson (Dawson kick) 21-27
4th Quarter
DEN 9:58 TD Demaryius Thomas 17 yd. pass from Manning (Prater kick) 28-27
CLE 3:39 TD Jerome Harrison 23 yd. run (2-PT conversion failed) 28-33
DEN 0:57 TD Knowshon Moreno 2 yd. pass from Manning (2-PT conversion failed) 34-33

That's with two Peyton interceptions. I wish I could see this game in real life.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Steven Hauschka for MVP

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Sour Diesel posted:

the mighty browns slay the ravens

lol

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
I know it's fake, but man it feels good to be rooting for a Redskins team that's actually winning.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Well at least we beat Atlanta.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Mercury Morris... owns? Good lord he's gotta be player of the game every game

SlipUp
Sep 30, 2006


stayin c o o l
lol @ that BAL-SF game. 14-13, won because of a safety and a missed field goal.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Thaddius the Large posted:

Week 5 was the best week for the Vikings yet!

This is pretty clearly proof that the 2009 team was the way to go or that RA has the settings wrong

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

IcePhoenix posted:

This is pretty clearly proof that the 2009 team was the way to go or that RA has the settings wrong

It seems to reaaaally hate Culpepper, he can't throw accurately for poo poo.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Thaddius the Large posted:

It seems to reaaaally hate Culpepper, he can't throw accurately for poo poo.

Was Culpepper even out of high school in 1998 though?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

IcePhoenix posted:

Was Culpepper even out of high school in 1998 though?

Man, how the gently caress my brain mixed up Culpepper and Cunningham I'll never know.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
A couple of the box scores aren't up anymore, but I'm pretty sure that in every single game the Colts have had more rushing attempts than passing attempts. Every game seems like 30+ rushing attempts and Manning is barely attempting 25 passes. As cool as this all is, that poo poo doesn't make any sense at all to me...

However, I've been reminded that Craphonso Thorpe is a name that existed, so that makes it worthwhile.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Mercury Morris... owns? Good lord he's gotta be player of the game every game

why you surprised man

he was really good!

also

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ehud posted:

why you surprised man

he was really good!

also



You guys are on a collision course with hurricane Ditka

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

fartknocker posted:

A couple of the box scores aren't up anymore, but I'm pretty sure that in every single game the Colts have had more rushing attempts than passing attempts. Every game seems like 30+ rushing attempts and Manning is barely attempting 25 passes. As cool as this all is, that poo poo doesn't make any sense at all to me...

Yeah can we change the Colts from Pass Heavy to Pass Only

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Ehud posted:

why you surprised man

he was really good!

also



Shouldn't the population be like 53 or however many players were on the roster back then. Or higher if you want to count the coaches and front office guys.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Ross Angeles posted:

You guys are on a collision course with hurricane Ditka

That would be a really cool fake Super Bowl and I'm cheering for it.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ehud posted:

That would be a really cool fake Super Bowl and I'm cheering for it.

Cooler than the fake one we just had in February?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

This is from week 4, Raiders lost 42-6.
This is the final score of the game, from Oakland:

OAK 2:43 TD Cliff Branch 5 yd. pass from Stabler (Steinfort missed extra point) 6 - 42

Loved it.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Seven :siren:

Seattle at San Francisco San Francisco wins, 12-10
Buffalo at Jacksonville Jacksonville wins, 35-7
Tampa Bay at Washington Washington wins, 15-7
Atlanta at Tennessee Tennessee wins, 20-0
New Orleans at Indianapolis New Orleans wins, 26-20 in OT
Minnesota at Detroit Detroit wins, 26-24
Pittsburgh at Kansas City Pittsburgh wins 19-16
Cleveland at St. Louis St. Louis wins, 20-17 in OT
Houston at Miami Houston wins, 31-23
New York Jets at New England New England wins, 31-10
Oakland at San Diego San Diego wins, 23-16
Dallas at New York Giants Giants win, 34-7
Philadelphia at Carolina Philadelphia wins, 30-14
Baltimore at Arizona Baltimore wins, 27-3

Bye: Chicago, Cincinnati, Denver, Green Bay


Miami: 5-1, 2-0
New England: 4-1, 1-0
New York: 2-3, 0-1
Buffalo: 2-5, 0-2

Baltimore: 5-2, 1-2
Pittsburgh: 4-3, 1-0
Cleveland: 2-5, 1-0
Cincinnati: 1-5, 0-1

Jacksonville: 4-3, 1-1
Houston: 4-3, 1-1
Tennessee: 3-3, 1-0
Indianapolis: 3-4, 1-2

Denver: 5-1, 2-0
San Diego: 5-2, 1-0
Kansas City: 2-5, 0-1
Oakland: 1-5, 0-2

Washington, 6-1, 2-0
Philadelphia, 4-3, 1-2
New York: 3-4, 3-1
Dallas: 1-5, 0-3

Chicago: 6-0, 2-0
Green Bay: 3-3, 0-1
Detroit: 2-5, 2-1
Minnesota: 0-6, 0-2

Tampa Bay: 4-2, 2-0
New Orleans: 3-4, 1-2
Carolina: 2-4, 1-1
Atlanta: 2-5, 0-1

San Francisco: 5-2, 2-0
St. Louis: 4-2, 1-1
Arizona: 4-3, 1-1
Seattle: 3-4, 0-2

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
We all know Ross is cooking books to keep the freezerbowl bengals down. :colbert:

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
And then there was one.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
AFC South the race to 9-7

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

LOL, the perfect Dolphins losing to the Texans is absolutely perfect.

Also, Quintin Payton was cut in the preseason, yet he's contributing to this Lions team. Good for him. :unsmith:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

The 2009 Saints beat Indianapolis again, but the NFC South is still the only division with one team at or over .500. :shrug:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


hahahaha we can't beat the texans in a simulated game

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

i don't know who the hell rodney bradley is but he's been kicking rear end in this thing for the '11 ravens

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ehud posted:

hahahaha we can't beat the texans in a simulated game

The best part of that? James Casey had a 71 yard TD run. In real life he has two career carries, one for 11 yards and one for 6.

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

This is all a bunch of bullshit

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Of loving course we lose to the Texans hahaha

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Undefeated against the fins all time baby

e: fun fact, we're also undefeated against the Bears as well but we don't play them in the 2015 schedule that this sim is being run with :mad:

No Safe Word fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Jun 12, 2015

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

No Safe Word posted:


e: fun fact, we're also undefeated against the Bears as well but we don't play them in the 2015 schedule that this sim is being run with :mad:

that's because the texans murdered jay cutler with an illegal hit in that 13-6 game in 2012 :argh:

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