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SlipUp
Sep 30, 2006


stayin c o o l

Sour Diesel posted:

seriously who the gently caress is rodney bradley

Apparently he was a WR at Hawaii who got hurt and fell to the sixth round where Washington picked him up. They cut him before the season and he got signed to Baltimore's practice squad. Never started, never accrued a stat, was out of the league by the end of the season. Elite as gently caress apparently.

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
That Bucs/Eagles game is a Thursday Night shitfest if I've ever seen one.

Passing Yards: 77 and 61

Gandalf21
May 17, 2012


Holy poo poo, that Bills comeback over the Pats.

Holy poo poo, the 99 Jags actually beat the 99 Titans

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Gandalf21 posted:

Holy poo poo, that Bills comeback over the Pats.
Pfft that's a weak as gently caress comeback.

Get back to me when they win a game after being down 35-3 :rolleyes:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Gandalf21 posted:

Holy poo poo, that Bills comeback over the Pats.

Holy poo poo, the 99 Jags actually beat the 99 Titans

Bullshit

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Metapod posted:

Bullshit

Jesus I didn't realize the Jags were 14-2 in 1999 and both the losses were to the Titans

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

No Safe Word posted:

Jesus I didn't realize the Jags were 14-2 in 1999 and both the losses were to the Titans

And then they lost the AFC Championship game... to the Titans.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

fartknocker posted:

And then they lost the AFC Championship game... to the Titans.

I think it's fair for Titans fans to hate the Jags for all eternity

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Oh hey, this thread

:siren: Week Twelve :siren:

Philadelphia at Detroit Philadelphia wins, 23-16
Carolina at Dallas Dallas wins, 34-20
Chicago at Green Bay Green Bay wins, 23-20 in OT
San Diego at Jacksonville San Diego wins, 16-0
Oakland at Tennessee Oakland wins, 30-20
Buffalo at Kansas City Kansas City wins, 20-10
Tampa Bay at Indianapolis Tampa wins, 16-9
New York Giants at Washington Washington wins, 41-17
New Orleans at Houston New Orleans wins, 34-32
Minnesota at Atlanta Minnesota wins, 31-13
St. Louis at Cincinnati St Louis wins, 47-7
Miami at New York Jets Jets win, 33-6
Arizona at San Francisco San Francisco wins, 16-10
Pittsburgh at Seattle Pittsburgh wins, 24-19
New England at Denver New England wins, 24-16
Baltimore at Cleveland Baltimore wins, 41-13


Miami: 9-2, 4-1
New England: 6-5, 1-2
New York: 6-5, 1-2
Buffalo: 4-7, 2-3

Baltimore: 9-2, 2-2
Pittsburgh: 7-4, 2-1
Cleveland: 4-7, 3-1
Cincinnati: 2-9, 0-3

Houston: 6-5, 2-1
Jacksonville: 5-6, 2-1
Indianapolis: 4-7, 1-2
Tennessee: 3-8, 1-2

Denver: 7-4, 3-0
San Diego: 7-4, 2-0
Kansas City: 3-8, 0-3
Oakland: 2-9, 0-2

Washington, 9-2, 3-0
Philadelphia, 5-6, 1-3
New York: 4-7, 3-2
Dallas: 3-8, 1-3

Chicago: 8-3, 2-2
Green Bay: 7-4, 2-2
Detroit: 4-7, 2-2
Minnesota: 4-7, 2-2

Tampa Bay: 8-3, 3-0
New Orleans: 7-4, 1-2
Carolina: 4-7, 1-1
Atlanta: 2-9, 0-2

San Francisco: 8-3, 4-1
St. Louis: 8-3, 2-1
Arizona: 5-6, 1-3
Seattle: 5-6, 1-3

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Revenge against Cleveland. Once again Rodney Bradley cleans house.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Oh sure, NOW the 98 Vikings beat Atkanta.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
If only reality was this pleasant.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

ugh patriots obviously cheating again

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Man gently caress the Steelers

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Thirteen :siren:

Green Bay at Detroit Green Bay wins, 23-13
New York Jets at New York Giants Jets win, 16-7
Arizona at St. Louis St. Louis wins, 31-13
Atlanta at Tampa Bay Tampa wins, 18-3
Carolina at New Orleans Carolina wins, 27-21
Seattle at Minnesota Seattle wins, 31-23
Houston at Buffalo Houston wins, 31-13
Baltimore at Miami Baltimore wins, 17-15
Cincinnati at Cleveland Cincinnati wins, 37-32
Jacksonville at Tennessee Jacksonville wins, 30-6
San Francisco at Chicago San Francisco wins, 27-17
Denver at San Diego Denver wins, 24-23 :argh:
Kansas City at Oakland Oakland wins, 26-13
Philadelphia at New England New England wins, 23-9
Indianapolis at Pittsburgh Indianapolis wins, 20-17
Dallas at Washington Washington wins, 24-21


Miami: 9-3, 4-1
New England: 7-5, 1-2
New York: 7-5, 1-2
Buffalo: 4-8, 2-3

Baltimore: 10-2, 2-2
Pittsburgh: 7-5, 2-1
Cleveland: 4-8, 3-2
Cincinnati: 3-9, 1-3

Houston: 7-5, 2-1
Jacksonville: 6-6, 3-1
Indianapolis: 5-7, 1-2
Tennessee: 3-9, 1-3

Denver: 8-4, 4-0
San Diego: 7-5, 2-1
Oakland: 3-9, 1-2
Kansas City: 3-9, 0-4

Washington, 10-2, 4-0
Philadelphia, 5-7, 1-3
New York: 4-8, 3-2
Dallas: 3-9, 1-4

Green Bay: 8-4, 3-2
Chicago: 8-4, 2-2
Minnesota: 4-8, 2-2
Detroit: 4-8, 2-3

Tampa Bay: 9-3, 4-0
New Orleans: 7-5, 1-3
Carolina: 5-7, 2-1
Atlanta: 2-10, 0-3

San Francisco: 9-3, 4-1
St. Louis: 9-3, 3-1
Seattle: 6-6, 1-3
Arizona: 5-7, 1-4


Playoff Picture:

AFC:

1. Baltimore 10-2
2. Miami 9-3
3. Denver 8-4
4. Houston 7-5
5. Pittsburgh 7-5
6. San Diego 7-5
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7. New York 7-5
8. New England 7-5
9. Jacksonville 6-6


NFC:

1. Washington 10-2
2. Tampa Bay 9-3
3. San Francisco 9-3
4. Green Bay 8-4
5. St. Louis 9-3
6. Chicago 8-4
-
7. New Orleans 7-5
8. Seattle 6-6

nrr
Jan 2, 2007

im shocked that the eagles lost again

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Miami fading late lol

FeedingHam2Cats
Nov 10, 2009

And once again I am proven correct in my choice of the 2011 Ravens

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Titans lose to jags twice = sim invalid

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Falcons Roster improves, coaching upgrade, scheme upgrade on offense and defense...

Falcons lose 4 more games than previous year.

:negative:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Fourteen :siren:

Minnesota at Arizona Minnesota wins, 31-24
San Diego at Kansas City San Diego wins, 16-13
Buffalo at Philadelphia Buffalo wins, 17-13
San Francisco at Cleveland San Francisco wins, 30-17
Detroit at St. Louis St. Louis wins, 30-9
New Orleans at Tampa Bay Tampa wins, 14-9
Tennessee at New York Jets New York Jets win, 30-3
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati Pittsburgh wins, 27-3
New England at Houston Houston wins, 35-27
Indianapolis at Jacksonville Jacksonville wins, 14-10
Washington at Chicago Chicago wins, 31-20
Atlanta at Carolina Carolina wins, 20-17 in OT
Oakland at Denver Denver wins, 19-9
Dallas at Green Bay Green Bay wins, 26-13
Seattle at Baltimore Baltimore wins, 7-3
New York Giants at Miami Giants win, 31-7


Miami: 9-4, 4-1
New York: 8-5, 1-2
New England: 7-6, 1-2
Buffalo: 5-8, 2-3

Baltimore: 11-2, 2-2
Pittsburgh: 8-5, 3-1
Cleveland: 4-9, 3-2
Cincinnati: 3-10, 1-4

Houston: 8-5, 2-1
Jacksonville: 7-6, 4-1
Indianapolis: 5-8, 1-3
Tennessee: 3-10, 1-3

Denver: 9-4, 5-0
San Diego: 8-5, 3-1
Oakland: 3-10, 1-3
Kansas City: 3-10, 0-5

Washington, 10-3, 4-0
Philadelphia, 6-7, 1-3
New York: 5-8, 3-2
Dallas: 3-10, 1-4

Green Bay: 9-4, 3-2
Chicago: 9-4, 2-2
Minnesota: 5-8, 2-2
Detroit: 4-9, 2-3

Tampa Bay: 10-3, 5-0
New Orleans: 7-6, 1-4
Carolina: 6-7, 3-1
Atlanta: 2-11, 0-4

San Francisco: 10-3, 4-1
St. Louis: 10-3, 3-1
Seattle: 6-7, 1-3
Arizona: 5-8, 1-4


Playoff Picture:

AFC:

1. Baltimore 11-2
3. Denver 9-4
2. Miami 9-4
4. Houston 8-5
5. Pittsburgh 8-5
6. San Diego 8-5
-
7. New York 8-5
8. New England 7-6
9. Jacksonville 7-6


NFC:

1. Tampa Bay 10-3
2. Washington 10-3
3. San Francisco 10-3
4. Green Bay 9-4
5. St. Louis 10-3
6. Chicago 9-4
-
7. New Orleans 7-6
8. Seattle 6-7

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

quote:

OAK 10:59 TD Clarence Davis 9 yd. run (Steinfort missed extra point) 6-0

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Ross be honest


why are you rigging these dolphins games all of the sudden

did I anger you

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ehud posted:

Ross be honest


why are you rigging these dolphins games all of the sudden

did I anger you

i'm not i swear

Otherwise I'd have Denver losing games comically every sim

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
drat, I guess the might of the Redskins cannot withstand the 85 Bears.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Ross Angeles posted:

i'm not i swear

Otherwise I'd have Denver losing games comically every sim

That's how I know you're a genuinely nice guy :angel:

FeedingHam2Cats
Nov 10, 2009

Ravens bicth

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Rodney Bradley is finally freed?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Holy poo poo we are literally Dolphinsing the simulation

FeedingHam2Cats
Nov 10, 2009

fartknocker posted:

Rodney Bradley is finally freed?

I love that this weird sim turns a complete nobody into Jamaal Charles

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Holy poo poo we are literally Dolphinsing the simulation

But you already have 9 whole wins, that's a smashing success.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Fifteen :siren:

Tampa Bay at St. Louis Tampa wins, 30-13
New York Jets at Dallas Jets win, 27-22
Chicago at Minnesota Minnesota wins, 19-7
Atlanta at Jacksonville Jacksonville wins, 31-7
Houston at Indianapolis Houston wins, 30-16
Arizona at Philadelphia Arizona wins, 16-13
Carolina at New York Giants Giants win, 19-16
Tennessee at New England Patriots win, 38-10
Buffalo at Washington Washington wins, 34-24
Kansas City at Baltimore Chiefs win, 10-6
Cleveland at Seattle Seattle wins, 19-16 in OT
Green Bay at Oakland Oakland wins, 10-7
Denver at Pittsburgh Denver wins, 22-3
Miami at San Diego Miami wins, 34-16
Cincinnati at San Francisco San Francisco wins, 41-27
Detroit at New Orleans Detroit wins, 35-17


Miami: 10-4, 4-1
New York: 9-5, 1-2
New England: 8-6, 1-2
Buffalo: 5-9, 2-3

Baltimore: 11-3, 2-2
Pittsburgh: 8-6, 3-1
Cleveland: 4-10, 3-2
Cincinnati: 3-11, 1-4

Houston: 9-5, 3-1
Jacksonville: 8-6, 4-1
Indianapolis: 5-9, 1-4
Tennessee: 3-11, 1-3

Denver: 10-4, 5-0
San Diego: 8-6, 3-1
Oakland: 4-10, 1-3
Kansas City: 4-10, 0-5

Washington, 11-3, 4-0
New York: 6-8, 3-2
Philadelphia, 6-8, 1-3
Dallas: 3-11, 1-4

Green Bay: 9-5, 3-2
Chicago: 9-5, 2-3
Minnesota: 6-8, 3-2
Detroit: 5-9, 2-3

Tampa Bay: 11-3, 5-0
New Orleans: 7-7, 1-4
Carolina: 6-8, 3-1
Atlanta: 2-12, 0-4

San Francisco: 11-3, 4-1
St. Louis: 10-4, 3-1
Seattle: 7-7, 1-3
Arizona: 6-8, 1-4


Playoff Picture:

AFC:

1. Baltimore 11-3
3. Denver 10-4
2. Miami 10-4
4. Houston 9-5
5. New York 9-5
6. Pittsburgh 8-6
-
7. San Diego 8-6
8. New England 8-6
9. Jacksonville 8-6


NFC:

1. Tampa Bay 11-3
2. Washington 11-3
3. San Francisco 11-3
4. Green Bay 9-5
5. St. Louis 10-4
6. Chicago 9-5
-
7. New Orleans 7-7
8. Seattle 7-7

a neat cape fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Jun 28, 2015

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Rodney Bradley only 10 carries smh you gotta feed the workhorse imo

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

lol Csonka
15 rushes
214 yards
3 TD's

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Man the Jets have been outright dominant lately. Also, another missed extra point sighting.
'98 Kyle Brady 1 catch 64 yards 1 td

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
lol first it was the 98 Vikings beating the 98 Falcons, now the Texans finally win a game in Indianapolis...

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

LOL, trouncing the 2009 Saints at home.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
An 8-8 finish would be an appropriate throwback to Seahawk teams of yore even though this team was supposed to be better

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Sixteen :siren:

San Diego at Oakland San Diego wins, 42-10
Washington at Philadelphia Washington wins, 31-17
New England at New York Jets New England wins, 27-10
Houston at Tennessee Houston wins, 30-0
Cleveland at Kansas City Cleveland wins, 24-17
Indianapolis at Miami Indianapolis wins, 27-17
Jacksonville at New Orleans New Orleans wins, 31-20
San Francisco at Detroit Detroit wins, 30-24 in OT
Dallas at Buffalo Dallas wins, 17-13
Chicago at Tampa Bay Chicago wins, 29-6
Carolina at Atlanta Carolina wins, 22-16
New York Giants at Minnesota Minnesota wins, 32-27
St. Louis at Seattle Seattle wins, 20-6
Green Bay at Arizona Green Bay wins, 34-26
Pittsburgh at Baltimore Pittsburgh wins, 17-0
Cincinnati at Denver Denver wins, 41-31

Miami: 10-5, 4-1
New England: 9-6, 3-2
New York: 9-6, 2-3
Buffalo: 5-10, 2-3

Baltimore: 11-4, 2-3
Pittsburgh: 9-6, 4-1
Cleveland: 5-10, 3-2
Cincinnati: 3-12, 1-4

Houston: 10-5, 4-1
Jacksonville: 8-7, 4-1
Indianapolis: 6-9, 1-4
Tennessee: 3-12, 1-4

Denver: 11-4, 5-0
San Diego: 9-6, 4-1
Oakland: 4-11, 1-4
Kansas City: 4-11, 0-5

Washington, 12-3, 5-0
New York: 6-9, 3-2
Philadelphia, 6-9, 1-4
Dallas: 4-11, 1-4

Green Bay: 10-5, 3-2
Chicago: 10-5, 2-3
Minnesota: 7-8, 3-2
Detroit: 6-9, 2-3

Tampa Bay: 11-4, 5-0
New Orleans: 8-7, 1-4
Carolina: 7-8, 4-1
Atlanta: 2-13, 0-5

San Francisco: 11-4, 4-1
St. Louis: 10-5, 3-2
Seattle: 8-7, 2-3
Arizona: 6-9, 1-4


Playoff Picture:

AFC:

1. Denver* 11-4
2. Baltimore* 11-4
2. Miami 10-5
4. Houston* 10-5
5. New York 9-6
6. Pittsburgh 9-6
-
7. San Diego 9-6
8. New England 9-6
9. Jacksonville 8-7


NFC:

1. Washington 12-3
2. Tampa Bay 11-4
3. San Francisco 11-4
4. Green Bay 10-5
5. St. Louis 10-5
6. Chicago 10-5



The NFC Playoff picture is set, all that the last week of sims will do is possibly change seeding. The AFC is a clusterfuck of 9-6 teams for the two wild card spots

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

The 2011 Ravens poo poo away their #1 seed yet again.

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No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

fartknocker posted:

lol first it was the 98 Vikings beating the 98 Falcons, now the Texans finally win a game in Indianapolis...

:getin:

I'm glad now it's this Texans team instead of the Oilers team I wanted

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