2015 Best Ever Season

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Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Almost came back in the 4th quarter, but you can't give up 17 points against Miami and expect to survive.

# ? Jun 6, 2015 17:04

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 20:06

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Ross Angeles posted:

WEEK ONE

New York Giants at Dallas Giants win, 28-27

Giants scored 21 points in the 4th quarter :negative:

# ? Jun 6, 2015 17:17

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

I'm very jazzed about the 1988 Cincinnati Bengals.

# ? Jun 6, 2015 17:55

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

lol farve goes 4/18

packers average 5.8 yards rushing

# ? Jun 6, 2015 18:09

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

TubeStank posted:

lol farve goes 4/18

packers average 5.8 yards rushing

85 Bears man

# ? Jun 6, 2015 18:14

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Week Two

Denver at Kansas City Denver wins, 21-14
San Diego at Cincinnati San Diego wins, 23-12
Houston at Carolina Houston wins, 14-3
San Francisco at Pittsburgh Pittsburgh wins, 13-3
Tampa Bay at New Orleans Tampa wins, 17-0
Detroit at Minnesota Detroit wins, 24-20
Arizona at Chicago Chicago wins, 26-13
New England at Buffalo New England wins, 35-0
Tennessee at Cleveland Cleveland wins, 27-24
Atlanta at New York Giants Atlanta wins, 19-13 in OT
St. Louis at Washington Washington wins, 19-13
Miami at Jacksonville Miami wins, 24-19
Baltimore at Oakland Baltimore wins, 36-17
Dallas at Philadelphia Philadelphia wins, 20-19
Seattle at Green Bay Green Bay wins, 23-14
New York Jets at Indianapolis Indianapolis wins, 31-14

STANDINGS:

New England: 2-0, 1-0
Miami: 2-0, 0-0
New York: 1-1, 0-0
Buffalo: 0-2, 0-1

Baltimore: 2-0, 0-0
Cincinnati: 1-1, 0-0
Cleveland: 1-1, 0-0
Pittsburgh: 1-1, 0-0

Houston: 2-0, 0-0
Indianapolis: 2-0, 0-0
Jacksonville: 0-2, 0-0
Tennessee: 0-2, 0-0

San Diego: 2-0, 0-0
Denver: 1-1, 1-0
Oakland: 0-2, 0-0
Kansas City: 0-2, 0-1

Philadelphia, 2-0, 1-0
New York: 1-1, 1-0
Washington, 1-1, 0-0
Dallas: 0-2, 0-2

Chicago: 2-0, 1-0
Detroit: 1-1, 1-0
Green Bay: 1-1, 0-1
Minnesota: 0-2, 0-1

Tampa Bay: 2-0, 1-0
Carolina: 1-1, 0-0
Atlanta: 1-1, 0-0
New Orleans: 0-2, 0-1

St. Louis: 1-1, 1-0
San Francisco: 1-1, 0-0
Arizona: 1-1, 0-0
Seattle: 0-2, 0-1

Lol Dallas

# ? Jun 6, 2015 21:19

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Lost by last second fg :negative:

# ? Jun 6, 2015 21:30

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

2011 billy cundiff slingin field goals :eyepop:

# ? Jun 6, 2015 22:04

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Ickey Woods and James Brooks going off in a losing effort.

And Ray Rice dominating.

# ? Jun 6, 2015 22:13

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

at least one packers team can soundly beat the seahawks

# ? Jun 6, 2015 22:32

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

I am starting to doubt the validity of this site.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 00:09

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

We have 443 rushing yards in the first 2 games :coolfish:

# ? Jun 7, 2015 00:49

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Suck it yet again Chiefs

# ? Jun 7, 2015 01:14

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

old dog child posted:

Suck it yet again Chiefs

I blame Municipal Stadium, if it was in Arrowhead that never would have happened.

e: Jesus the old baseball dimensions (they played both there). 350 to left, 450 to center, 350 to right. And I complain about Kauffman.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Jun 7, 2015

# ? Jun 7, 2015 01:19

nrr: Jan 2, 2007

old dog child posted:

Suck it yet again Chiefs

same but dallas

# ? Jun 7, 2015 02:30

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Washington is not in the bottom of the NFC East. Clearly this is before 1999.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 03:08

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

The Eagles beat the Cowboys so no matter what else happens at least I can continue to claim the Eagles really are better than the Cowboys and just got horribly unlucky.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 05:56

Miss Lonelyhearts: Mar 22, 2003

PLAYER OF THE GAME:
'78 Tony Dungy (1978 Pittsburgh Steelers)
4 tackles, 2 sacks, 1 int

# ? Jun 7, 2015 08:30

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

God KC sucks so badly in these tournies every drat year, I told you Gritty, we should have unleashed Tyler and the Pistol

# ? Jun 7, 2015 17:26

b0ng: Jan 16, 2004; Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.

Texans defense doin work.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 18:34

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Silly Burrito posted:

I am starting to doubt the validity of this site.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 20:46

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

WEEK THREE :siren:

Washington at New York Giants Washington wins, 10-9
San Diego at Minnesota San Diego wins, 27-21
Atlanta at Dallas Dallas wins, 16-13 in OT
Indianapolis at Tennessee Tennessee wins, 17-16
Oakland at Cleveland Oakland wins, 38-24
Cincinnati at Baltimore Baltimore wins, 51-10 :stare:

Jacksonville at New England Jacksonville wins, 17-10
New Orleans at Carolina Carolina wins, 23-16
Philadelphia at New York Jets Jets win, 13-6
Tampa Bay at Houston Tampa wins, 20-13
Pittsburgh at St. Louis St. Louis wins, 33-14
San Francisco at Arizona San Francisco wins, 33-19
Buffalo at Miami Miami wins, 31-20
Chicago at Seattle Chicago wins, 20-19
Denver at Detroit Denver wins, 30-17
Kansas City at Green Bay Green Bay wins, 22-10

Miami: 3-0, 1-0
New England: 2-1, 1-0
New York: 2-1, 0-0
Buffalo: 0-3, 0-2

Baltimore: 3-0, 1-0
Cleveland: 1-2, 0-0
Pittsburgh: 1-2, 0-0
Cincinnati: 1-2, 0-1

Houston: 2-1, 0-0
Indianapolis: 2-1, 0-1
Tennessee: 1-2, 1-0
Jacksonville: 1-2, 0-0

San Diego: 3-0, 0-0
Denver: 2-1, 1-0
Oakland: 1-2, 0-0
Kansas City: 0-3, 0-1

Philadelphia, 2-1, 1-0
Washington, 2-1, 1-0
New York: 1-2, 1-1
Dallas: 1-2, 0-2

Chicago: 3-0, 1-0
Green Bay: 2-1, 0-1
Detroit: 1-2, 1-0
Minnesota: 0-3, 0-1

Tampa Bay: 3-0, 1-0
Carolina: 2-1, 1-0
Atlanta: 1-2, 0-0
New Orleans: 0-3, 0-2

St. Louis: 2-1, 1-0
San Francisco: 2-1, 1-0
Arizona: 1-2, 0-1
Seattle: 0-3, 0-1

a neat cape fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Jun 8, 2015

# ? Jun 7, 2015 22:43

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

this fake game is making me more proud to be a dolphins fan than the actual season ever could

# ? Jun 7, 2015 22:49

SlipUp: Sep 30, 2006; stayin c o o l

I was a fool for doubting tourney Flacco.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 22:55

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

beat indy

edit: TD Steve McNair 45 yd. run :drat:

# ? Jun 7, 2015 22:57

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Ross Angeles posted:

WEEK THREE

Philadelphia at New York Jets Jets win, 13-6

Philadelphia, 3-0, 1-0
Washington, 2-1, 1-0
New York: 1-2, 1-1
Dallas: 1-2, 0-2

Think you got an error here.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 23:59

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

quote:

Comp Att Yards TD INT
'13 Peyton Manning 23 31 295 3 0

Now that's what I'm talking about!

# ? Jun 8, 2015 00:11

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

Hey the same thing happened when I got jazzed about the 1988 and 2014 Bengals

# ? Jun 8, 2015 01:59

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Apparently the 2009 Saints need to play some D. I need to think of a way to incentivize them to play harder.....

# ? Jun 8, 2015 03:10

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Vinatieri missed extra point lost the game.

Are you making GBS threads me?

# ? Jun 8, 2015 04:54

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

SlipUp posted:

I was a fool for doubting tourney Flacco.

He's carrying the team. Discounting Ray Rice's highest and lowest carry, he averaged 2.0 yards/carry that game.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 14:59

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

WEEK FOUR

Baltimore at Pittsburgh Pittsburgh wins, 31-16
New York Jets at Miami Miami wins, 31-10
Jacksonville at Indianapolis Jacksonville wins, 23-20
New York Giants at Buffalo Buffalo wins, 23-20
Carolina at Tampa Bay Tampa wins, 19-7
Philadelphia at Washington Washington wins, 9-0
Oakland at Chicago Chicago wins, 42-6
Houston at Atlanta Atlanta wins, 27-22
Kansas City at Cincinnati Kansas City wins, 28-21
Cleveland at San Diego San Diego wins, 34-10
Green Bay at San Francisco San Francisco wins, 27-10
St. Louis at Arizona Arizona wins, 31-28 in OT
Minnesota at Denver Denver wins, 29-13
Dallas at New Orleans New Orleans wins, 30-27
Detroit at Seattle Seattle wins, 24-11

Byes: New England, Tennessee

Miami: 4-0, 2-0
New England: 2-1, 1-0
New York: 2-2, 0-1
Buffalo: 1-3, 0-2

Baltimore: 3-1, 1-1
Pittsburgh: 2-2, 1-0
Cleveland: 1-3, 0-0
Cincinnati: 1-3, 0-1

Jacksonville: 2-2, 1-0
Houston: 2-2, 0-0
Indianapolis: 2-2, 0-2
Tennessee: 1-2, 1-0

San Diego: 4-0, 0-0
Denver: 3-1, 1-0
Oakland: 1-3, 0-0
Kansas City: 1-3, 0-1

Washington, 3-1, 2-0
Philadelphia, 2-2, 1-1
New York: 1-3, 1-1
Dallas: 1-3, 0-2

Chicago: 4-0, 1-0
Green Bay: 2-2, 0-1
Detroit: 1-3, 1-0
Minnesota: 0-4, 0-1

Tampa Bay: 4-0, 2-0
Carolina: 2-2, 1-1
Atlanta: 2-2, 0-0
New Orleans: 1-3, 0-2

San Francisco: 3-1, 1-0
St. Louis: 2-2, 1-1
Arizona: 2-2, 1-1
Seattle: 1-3, 0-1

# ? Jun 10, 2015 03:14

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

About drat time, Saints.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 03:18

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

I love this universe where Golden Tate plays for both teams in the same game :allears:

# ? Jun 10, 2015 04:10

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

quote:

SCORING SUMMARY

1st Quarter
DEN 9:09 TD Demaryius Thomas 19 yd. pass from Manning (Prater kick) 0-7
MIN 3:29 TD Leroy Hoard 3 yd. run (Anderson kick) 7-7
2nd Quarter
MIN 14:45 FG Gary Anderson 50 yds. 10-7
DEN 4:08 S 2013 Denver Safety 10-9
DEN 1:53 TD Andre Caldwell 15 yd. pass from Manning (Prater kick) 10-16
MIN 0:04 FG Gary Anderson 22 yds. 13-16
4th Quarter
DEN 9:23 TD Julius Thomas 1 yd. pass from Manning (Prater kick) 13-23
DEN 2:03 FG Matt Prater 25 yds. 13-26
DEN 0:00 FG Matt Prater 43 yds. 13-29

Niiiiiiiiice.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 05:05

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

of course the ravens drop their first game to the steelers

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:10

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

WEEK FIVE

Indianapolis at Houston Indianapolis wins, 31-28 in OT
Chicago at Kansas City Chicago wins, 9-3
Seattle at Cincinnati Seattle wins, 15-10
Washington at Atlanta Washington wins, 34-22
Jacksonville at Tampa Bay Jacksonville wins, 16-13 in OT
New Orleans at Philadelphia Philadelphia wins, 23-16
Cleveland at Baltimore Cleveland wins, 34-31
St. Louis at Green Bay St. Louis wins, 21-19
Buffalo at Tennessee Tennessee wins, 28-21
Arizona at Detroit Arizona wins, 29-26
New England at Dallas New England wins, 24-17
Denver at Oakland Denver wins, 33-6
San Francisco at New York Giants San Francisco wins, 23-21
Pittsburgh at San Diego Pittsburgh wins, 13-6

Bye: Miami, New York Jets, Minnesota, Carolina

Miami: 4-0, 2-0
New England: 3-1, 1-0
New York: 2-2, 0-1
Buffalo: 1-4, 0-2

Pittsburgh: 3-2, 1-0
Baltimore: 3-2, 1-2
Cleveland: 2-3, 1-0
Cincinnati: 1-4, 0-1

Jacksonville: 3-2, 1-0
Indianapolis: 3-2, 1-2
Tennessee: 2-2, 1-0
Houston: 2-3, 0-1

Denver: 4-1, 2-0
San Diego: 4-1, 0-0
Oakland: 1-4, 0-1
Kansas City: 1-4, 0-1

Washington, 4-1, 2-0
Philadelphia, 3-2, 1-1
New York: 1-4, 1-1
Dallas: 1-4, 0-2

Chicago: 5-0, 1-0
Green Bay: 2-3, 0-1
Detroit: 1-4, 1-0
Minnesota: 0-4, 0-1

Tampa Bay: 4-1, 2-0
Carolina: 2-2, 1-1
Atlanta: 2-3, 0-0
New Orleans: 1-4, 0-2

San Francisco: 4-1, 1-0
St. Louis: 3-2, 1-1
Arizona: 3-2, 1-1
Seattle: 2-3, 0-1

# ? Jun 10, 2015 07:02