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No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Just got a chance to look at the MIA/HOU game. What the gently caress is James Casey doing breaking off a 71 yard TD run?

And Kevin Walter was our leading receiver?

As Drexel Spivey once asked, "It ain't white boy day, is it?"

Also Garo "Missed PAT" Yepremian is a thing in this universe apparently.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Clicked the patriots game to see what the numbers looked like and was weirded out when I saw Testaverde to Kyle Brady in the scoring line.

Then noticed they were on the '98 Jets.

They were also on the '07 Patriots (thought Testaverde was cut right before the season started).

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Sour Diesel posted:

i don't know who the hell rodney bradley is but he's been kicking rear end in this thing for the '11 ravens

I have never loving heard of hakeem moore or rodney bradly it feels like they're autogenerated players that appear in madden drafts

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

GeneX posted:

that's because the texans murdered jay cutler with an illegal hit in that 13-6 game in 2012 :argh:

:qq:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Eight :siren:

Miami at New England Miami wins, 17-9
Detroit at Kansas City Detroit wins, 20-3
San Diego at Baltimore Baltimore wins, 36-20 Hey Diddle Diddle gently caress You Ray Rice :barf:
Tampa Bay at Atlanta Tampa wins, 20-6
Arizona at Cleveland Arizona wins, 16-15
San Francisco at St. Louis St. Louis wins, 31-6
New York Giants at New Orleans New Orleans wins, 48-7
Minnesota at Chicago Minnesota wins, 27-17 :laffo:
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh Pittsburgh wins, 19-9
Tennessee at Houston Houston wins, 20-10
New York Jets at Oakland Jets win, 29-23
Seattle at Dallas Seattle wins 20-17 in OT
Green Bay at Denver Geen Bay wins, 32-20
Indianapolis at Carolina Carolina wins, 12-9 in OT

Bye: Buffalo, Philadelphia, Washington, Jacksonville


Miami: 6-1, 3-0
New England: 4-3, 1-1
New York: 3-4, 0-1
Buffalo: 2-5, 0-2

Baltimore: 6-2, 1-2
Pittsburgh: 5-3, 2-0
Cleveland: 2-6, 1-0
Cincinnati: 1-6, 0-2

Houston: 5-3, 2-1
Jacksonville: 4-3, 1-1
Tennessee: 3-4, 1-1
Indianapolis: 3-5, 1-2

Denver: 5-2, 2-0
San Diego: 5-3, 1-0
Kansas City: 2-6, 0-1
Oakland: 1-6, 0-2

Washington, 6-1, 2-0
Philadelphia, 4-3, 1-2
New York: 3-5, 3-1
Dallas: 1-6, 0-3

Chicago: 6-1, 2-1
Green Bay: 4-3, 0-1
Detroit: 3-5, 2-1
Minnesota: 1-6, 1-2

Tampa Bay: 5-2, 3-0
New Orleans: 4-4, 1-2
Carolina: 3-4, 1-1
Atlanta: 2-6, 0-2

St. Louis: 5-2, 2-1
San Francisco: 5-3, 2-1
Arizona: 5-3, 1-1
Seattle: 4-4, 0-2

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Oh come the gently caress on.

I guess that is kind of a bad matchup trying to run on that team, but still.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Colts RBs getting way too many touches. Please delete the Colts run game and restart the sim

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
lol bears

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Athanatos posted:

Colts RBs getting way too many touches. Please delete the Colts run game and restart the sim

Luke Lawton had four carries in that game. He had five in the entire 2007 season (And in his entire career).

In general, WhatIf seems to be way too run heavy, even when the team is set to favor pass or West Coast. I'm still trying to figure out how the hell they determine that. Like, for the Colts that year, Peyton averaged 32 pass attempts per game and only had fewer than 27 twice all season (A blowout of the Ravens and the final game of the year), yet we are up to week 8 and I think he's gone over 30 once.

...Have there even been any 300-yard passing games from anyone? I've been scanning most of the scores as Ross posts them and can't really recall any...

And yes, lol Bears.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Ross Angeles posted:

:siren: Week Eight :siren:

Miami at New England Miami wins, 17-9

Miami: 6-1, 3-0
New England: 4-3, 1-1



72 Phins up, poo poo

hail satan

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Ross Angeles posted:


San Diego at Baltimore Baltimore wins, 36-20 Hey Diddle Diddle gently caress You Ray Rice :barf:

holy poo poo ray rice just took a dump on the chargers

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Eugene Robinson had a pick 6 hahaha

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Regarding Week 7... loving Mike Cofer :argh:

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Ross Angeles posted:

:siren: Week Eight :siren:

Dallas: 1-6, 0-3

WHAT THE gently caress

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Rasczak posted:

WHAT THE gently caress

This might be my favorite thing about this dumb tournament

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Ross Angeles posted:

This might be my favorite thing about this dumb tournament

You son of a bitch

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Ross Angeles posted:

This might be my favorite thing about this dumb tournament

:agreed:

Gandalf21
May 17, 2012


Man, lots of tough OT losses for the Colts

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

At least the Bengals should be able to draft Barry Sanders, Derrick Thomas, or Deion.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
Browns gonna Browns :(

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Nine :siren:

Cleveland at Cincinnati Cleveland wins, 27-24
Green Bay at Carolina Green Bay wins, 45-7
Washington at New England Washington wins, 20-7
Tennessee at New Orleans New Orleans wins, 45-21
Miami at Buffalo Miami wins, 20-3
St. Louis at Minnesota St. Louis wins, 44-7
Jacksonville at New York Jets Jets win, 34-10
Oakland at Pittsburgh Pittsburgh wins, 22-19
New York Giants at Tampa Bay Giants win, 26-18
Atlanta at San Francisco San Francisco wins 22-21
Denver at Indianapolis Denver wins, 44-14
Philadelphia at Dallas Dallas wins, 23-3
Chicago at San Diego Chicago wins, 28-27

Bye: Detroit, Kansas City, Arizona, Seattle, Baltimore, Houston


Miami: 7-1, 4-0
New England: 4-4, 1-1
New York: 4-4, 0-1
Buffalo: 2-6, 0-3

Baltimore: 6-2, 1-2
Pittsburgh: 6-3, 2-0
Cleveland: 3-6, 2-0
Cincinnati: 1-7, 0-3

Houston: 5-3, 2-1
Jacksonville: 4-4, 1-1
Tennessee: 3-5, 1-1
Indianapolis: 3-6, 1-2

Denver: 6-2, 2-0
San Diego: 5-4, 1-0
Kansas City: 2-6, 0-1
Oakland: 1-7, 0-2

Washington, 7-1, 2-0
Philadelphia, 4-4, 1-3
New York: 4-5, 3-1
Dallas: 2-6, 1-3

Chicago: 7-1, 2-1
Green Bay: 5-3, 0-1
Detroit: 3-5, 2-1
Minnesota: 1-7, 1-2

Tampa Bay: 5-3, 3-0
New Orleans: 5-4, 1-2
Carolina: 3-5, 1-1
Atlanta: 2-7, 0-2

St. Louis: 6-2, 2-1
San Francisco: 6-3, 2-1
Arizona: 5-3, 1-1
Seattle: 4-4, 0-2


Every team has played eight games at least, so here is your playoff picture at midseason:

AFC:

1. Miami (7-1)
2. Baltimore (6-2)
3. Denver (6-2)
4. Houston (5-3)
5. Pittsburgh (6-3)
6. San Diego (5-4)


NFC:

1. Chicago (7-1)
2. Washington (7-1)
3. St. Louis (6-2)
4. Tampa Bay (5-3)
5. San Francisco (6-3)
6. Arizona (5-3)

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Rasczak posted:

WHAT THE gently caress

A Good Simulation.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
What is going on with indy? :psyduck:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Flikken posted:

What is going on with indy? :psyduck:

Justice

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
NFC West? More like NFC Best :smugdog:.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
God drat it Philly how have you given Dallas BOTH of its wins so far?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Flikken posted:

What is going on with indy? :psyduck:

The best Indy team wouldn't really be that high all-time in team lists. They were really fantastic some years, but not all time great teams.


The sim also thinks it should have a run game which is really dumb.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Who the gently caress keeps letting the goddamn Rams win

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Benne posted:

Who the gently caress keeps letting the goddamn Rams win

the rams are good, actually

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Ten :siren:

Buffalo at New York Jets Buffalo wins, 24-21
Detroit at Green Bay Green Bay wins, 37-3
Dallas at Tampa Bay Tampa Bay wins, 16-13 in OT
Carolina at Tennessee Carolina wins, 13-10
Chicago at St. Louis St. Louis wins, 30-20
New Orleans at Washington New Orleans wins, 41-31
Miami at Philadelphia Miami wins, 16-10
Cleveland at Pittsburgh Cleveland wins, 18-10
Jacksonville at Baltimore Baltimore wins, 26-0
Minnesota at Oakland Minnesota wins, 31-17
New England at New York Giants New England wins, 24-23
Kansas City at Denver Denver wins, 37-13
Arizona at Seattle Seattle wins, 21-14
Houston at Cincinnati Houston wins, 30-13

Bye: Atlanta, Indianapolis, San Diego, San Francisco


Miami: 8-1, 4-0
New England: 5-4, 1-1
New York: 4-5, 0-2
Buffalo: 3-6, 1-3

Baltimore: 7-2, 1-2
Pittsburgh: 6-4, 2-1
Cleveland: 4-6, 3-0
Cincinnati: 1-8, 0-3

Houston: 6-3, 2-1
Jacksonville: 4-5, 1-1
Tennessee: 3-6, 1-1
Indianapolis: 3-6, 1-2

Denver: 7-2, 3-0
San Diego: 5-4, 1-0
Kansas City: 2-7, 0-2
Oakland: 1-8, 0-2

Washington, 7-2, 2-0
Philadelphia, 4-5, 1-3
New York: 4-6, 3-1
Dallas: 2-7, 1-3

Chicago: 7-2, 2-1
Green Bay: 6-3, 1-1
Detroit: 3-6, 2-2
Minnesota: 2-7, 1-2

Tampa Bay: 6-3, 3-0
New Orleans: 6-4, 1-2
Carolina: 4-5, 1-1
Atlanta: 2-7, 0-2

St. Louis: 7-2, 2-1
San Francisco: 6-3, 2-1
Seattle: 5-4, 1-2
Arizona: 5-4, 1-2

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


The 2007 Browns are going to go 8-8, but 6 of those wins are going to be against the AFC North.

Holy poo poo those field goals. 6 field goals, second longest was 31 yards :laffo:

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
even in a fake game detroit can't win at green bay :allears:

nrr
Jan 2, 2007

if the eagles aren't pass heavy yet, then switch them to it

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Great White Hope posted:

The 2007 Browns are going to go 8-8, but 6 of those wins are going to be against the AFC North.

Holy poo poo those field goals. 6 field goals, second longest was 31 yards :laffo:

Nah, we're going to split with the division.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Eleven :siren:

Tennessee at Jacksonville Jacksonville wins, 19-13
Oakland at Detroit Detroit wins, 26-25
Indianapolis at Atlanta Indianapolis wins, 30-14
New York Jets at Houston Jets win, 17-16
Tampa Bay at Philadelphia Tampa wins, 6-0
Denver at Chicago Chicago wins, 38-27
Green Bay at Minnesota Minnesota wins, 27-6
St. Louis at Baltimore Baltimore wins, 26-6
Dallas at Miami Miami wins, 20-17
Washington at Carolina Washington wins, 31-10
Kansas City at San Diego San Diego wins, 34-3
Cincinnati at Arizona Cincinnati wins, 24-20
San Francisco at Seattle San Francisco wins, 25-10
Buffalo at New England Buffalo wins, 31-28

Bye: Cleveland, New Orleans, New York Giants, Pittsburgh

Miami: 9-1, 4-0
New England: 5-5, 1-2
New York: 5-5, 0-2
Buffalo: 4-6, 2-3

Baltimore: 8-2, 1-2
Pittsburgh: 6-4, 2-1
Cleveland: 4-6, 3-0
Cincinnati: 2-8, 0-3

Houston: 6-4, 2-1
Jacksonville: 5-5, 2-1
Indianapolis: 4-6, 1-2
Tennessee: 3-7, 1-2

Denver: 7-3, 3-0
San Diego: 6-4, 2-0
Kansas City: 2-8, 0-3
Oakland: 1-9, 0-2

Washington, 8-2, 2-0
New York: 4-6, 3-1
Philadelphia, 4-6, 1-3
Dallas: 2-8, 1-3

Chicago: 8-2, 2-1
Green Bay: 6-4, 1-2
Detroit: 4-6, 2-2
Minnesota: 3-7, 2-2

Tampa Bay: 7-3, 3-0
New Orleans: 6-4, 1-2
Carolina: 4-6, 1-1
Atlanta: 2-8, 0-2

San Francisco: 7-3, 3-1
St. Louis: 7-3, 2-1
Arizona: 5-5, 1-2
Seattle: 5-5, 1-3

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
very appropriate that favre can't win in minnesota

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Minnesota may be on par for the equivalent of a top five pick, but at least they beat the Packers.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Officially calling bullshit on this simulation

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

seriously who the gently caress is rodney bradley

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Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Another one point victory over the Raiders.

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