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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Testikles posted:

Because life in 21st Century America has left people feeling spiritually hollow
people allow retards to convince them that theyre spiritually hollow

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TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

Things India gave to the world:

Spirituality
Maritime Docks
Iron Working
Ink
Binary Code
Flush Toilets
Kabaddi
Decimal System
Chess
Radio Communication
Ornamental Buttons
Shampoo
Fiber Optics
Diamond Mining
Cure for Leprosy
Cotton cultivation
Cataract Surgery

Things America gave to the world:

The Kardashians
Crocs
Twinkies

I'm fairly certain that most of the things you attributed to India just now were developed independently around the world in multiple places at multiple times. Or at least several of them. I'm quite positive the cure for leprosy was developed in Europe, by Europeans. And I'm skeptical about the cataract surgery but not incredulous.

Morkies
Apr 19, 2015

by zen death robot

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

I did not anticipate sweden being so high on that list. the african countries, obviously. but loving sweden?

in sweden any man can be accused of rape by any woman at any time, and it's considered a hate crime to not completely believe her even if they're no evidence at all

OR

the communist government of former-sweden has voted to import a new brown underclass who they allow to rape the native women with impunity in exchange for votes





goons, please help me, which of these do you think would make you the maddest if posted as a standalone

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Morkies posted:

in sweden any man can be accused of rape by any woman at any time, and it's considered a hate crime to not completely believe her even if they're no evidence at all

OR

the communist government of former-sweden has voted to import a new brown underclass who they allow to rape the native women with impunity in exchange for votes





goons, please help me, which of these do you think would make you the maddest if posted as a standalone

the first one, easily, by a wide margin. the second one is very obviously intended to be absurd while the former, while still clearly a troll, is quite close to the way a lot of people really think.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

I'm fairly certain that most of the things you attributed to India just now were developed independently around the world in multiple places at multiple times. Or at least several of them. I'm quite positive the cure for leprosy was developed in Europe, by Europeans. And I'm skeptical about the cataract surgery but not incredulous.

The Oxford Illustrated Companion to Medicine holds that the mention of leprosy, as well as ritualistic cures for it, were described in the Atharva-veda (1500–1200 BCE)

Cataract surgery was known to the Indian physician Sushruta (6th century BCE). In India, cataract surgery was performed with a special tool called the Jabamukhi Salaka, a curved needle used to loosen the lens and push the cataract out of the field of vision.

Jake Armitage
Dec 11, 2004

+69 Pimp

men can rape other men too, you know

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optical_fiber posted:

Jun-ichi Nishizawa, a Japanese scientist at Tohoku University, also proposed the use of optical fibers for communications in 1963, as stated in his book published in 2004 in India.
someone tried real hard to give india credit for fiber optics
which they invented of course
in 2004

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

The Oxford Illustrated Companion to Medicine holds that the mention of leprosy, as well as ritualistic cures for it, were described in the Atharva-veda (1500–1200 BCE)

Cataract surgery was known to the Indian physician Sushruta (6th century BCE). In India, cataract surgery was performed with a special tool called the Jabamukhi Salaka, a curved needle used to loosen the lens and push the cataract out of the field of vision.


That's cool about the cataract surgery but for the leprosy thing "ritualistic" in this context is usually a nice way of saying "does not actually work"

the real cure for leprosy, the one that when applied to people with leprosy turns them into people without leprosy, was developed in the 1940's and finally perfected in the 80's across a series of countries in Europe

hilariously, while trying to research this I found that over half of all modern cases of leprosy occur in India

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
to see an ancestral shithole their spirit escaped from or somethin prolly

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
imagine if reincarnation was real and you kept ending up in india like wtf cmon

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Mr. Unlucky posted:

imagine if reincarnation was real and you kept ending up in india like wtf cmon

presumably that would never happen to me on account of I've never done anything that bad

like raped a woman to death, that's the kind of person who deserves to get reincarnated in india

wait... you may be onto something

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
every time theres a "did you ever know how much _________ contributed to the world?" list its almost always bullshit
except this one

lady and gentlemen,
December 9, 1968: The Mother of All Demos

The Mother of All Demos posted:

"The Mother of All Demos" is a name given retrospectively to Douglas Engelbart's December 9, 1968, computer demonstration at the Fall Joint Computer Conference in San Francisco. The live demonstration featured the introduction of a complete computer hardware and software system called the oN-Line System or more commonly, NLS. The 90-minute presentation essentially demonstrated almost all the fundamental elements of modern personal computing: windows, hypertext, graphics, efficient navigation and command input, video conferencing, the computer mouse, word processing, dynamic file linking, revision control, and a collaborative real-time editor (collaborative work). Engelbart's presentation was the first to publicly demonstrate all these elements in a single system. The demonstration was highly influential and spawned similar projects at Xerox PARC in the early 1970s. The underlying technologies influenced both the Apple Macintosh and Microsoft Windows graphical user interface operating systems in the 1980s and 1990s.
note that claims of CERN and more specifically Tim Berners-Lee "inventing" the world wide web are referring to his "invention" of hyperlinks (hypertext) in 1989

and theres a russian video of a sophisticated vector graphics editing system thats still older than all this on youtube

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
well russian or eastern european i dont remember

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
I actually think a trip to india would really help me appreciate my first world lifestyle now that i consider it

Morkies
Apr 19, 2015

by zen death robot

gary oldmans diary posted:

every time theres a "did you ever know how much _________ contributed to the world?" list its almost always bullshit
except this one

lady and gentlemen,
December 9, 1968: The Mother of All Demos
note that claims of CERN and more specifically Tim Berners-Lee "inventing" the world wide web are referring to his "invention" of hyperlinks (hypertext) in 1989

and theres a russian video of a sophisticated vector graphics editing system thats still older than all this on youtube

tldr please summarize

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I want to go to India so I can walk into a field and poo poo holding eye contact with another man making GBS threads in same field.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Morkies posted:

tldr please summarize
giant killer robots: friend or foe?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

The Oxford Illustrated Companion to Medicine holds that the mention of leprosy, as well as ritualistic cures for it, were described in the Atharva-veda (1500–1200 BCE)

ancient chinese medicine claims that if you eat a mixture of powdered rhino's horn and the severed testes of a young man you'll enhance your virility but we don't credit china with inventing viagra

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
going back to the op i guess here's a bunch more reasons...


























so i guess the more pertinent question is who wouldn't like to go to india?

Hobo By Design
Mar 17, 2009

Hobo By Intent or Robo Hobo?
Ramrod XTreme
india gave us vimanas that scare rivals by turning into scary mirages, who wouldn't want to fly air india https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJel87l4PR0

nnnotime
Sep 30, 2001

Hesitate, and you will be lost.

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

Things India gave to the world:
...
Flush Toilets
...
I'm confused: if they gave world flushing toilets then how come they don't use them in many parts of India?

Also, in your picture series you left out images of the rotting, bloated corpses seen every day in the Ganges.

mistakes at the lake
May 9, 2009

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

I did not anticipate sweden being so high on that list. the african countries, obviously. but loving sweden?

New Zealand 16th, Australia 11th equal. Why oh why do the Aussies always beat us at everything?

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

so i guess the more pertinent question is who wouldn't like to go to india?

Well... I guess people who are impoverished and have absolutely no chance of ever advancing beyond the life of gut wrenching poverty they were born into.

Oh wait, there's half of a billion of that type of person there already. I mean poor people must like it there since a 3rd of the world's poorest people all live there.

But they probably get to see all that cool stuff right? India's not that big, you could walk just about anywhere.

Acid Haze fucked around with this message at 01:25 on May 17, 2015

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i hope to go to india to sample some of their permanent digestive illnesses

toggle
Nov 7, 2005


look at that stylin camel

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
the curry and uggos
and hearing them try and barter with you or not leaving the store even though its closing time

Level 31 Dipshit
Jan 14, 2010
loving twats, we're all just human. Some kill, some love, some want to learn, some just wanna make paper. In the end we'll all be recycled into the universe and human civilization will matter for nothing. Born from stars, died in stars. The end.

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

The Human Crouton posted:

They don't like going to India, they just think they will like going to India. Nobody goes to India twice.

Having recently returned from a trip to India and getting food poisoning more than once I'm going to agree with this one.

Morkies
Apr 19, 2015

by zen death robot

Jetpack Monkey posted:

loving twats, we're all just human. Some kill, some love, some want to learn, some just wanna make paper. In the end we'll all be recycled into the universe and human civilization will matter for nothing. Born from stars, died in stars. The end.

shut the gently caress up retard

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Commie NedFlanders posted:

because they want something exotic and it's the furthest they imagine they can get from white without being somewhere 'black'

This, this is the reason.

gary oldmans diary posted:

i hope to go to india to sample some of their permanent digestive illnesses

Reference to that story about the girl from Hong Kong and the hotel water bottles in the last India thread?

Blistex fucked around with this message at 02:57 on May 17, 2015

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Jetpack Monkey posted:

Reasons to travel to India:-

1. Curry


5. That big loving Taj Mahal place


11. They invented Zero
12. Karma Sutra

cool stuff imo

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

hinduism is very fascinating w/r/t notions of identity and selfhood

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


making GBS threads out your skeleton is a sure fire weight loss plan

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

^this guy owns, much like a capitalist

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
reaaallly into yoga, Spiritual but not religious, parents have lots of money.

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

going back to the op i guess here's a bunch more reasons...

so i guess the more pertinent question is who wouldn't like to go to india?

tbh u could probably also make missouri look as exotic and appealing by cherrypicking photographs.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDNy2Cuf2IE

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 03:19 on May 17, 2015

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

The only good thing India ever gave us is Tunak Tun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJ31-D_Iwk

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_in_Sweden

quote:

There have been several international comparisons made, placing Sweden at the top end of the number of reported rapes. However, police procedures and legal definitions vary widely across countries, which makes it difficult to compare rape statistics.[8][9][10][11] For example, Sweden reformed its sex crime legislation and made the legal definition of rape much wider in 2005,[3][4][8][12] which largely explains a significant increase in the number of reported rapes in the ten-year period of 2004-2013.[13][14] The Swedish police also record each instance of sexual violence in every case separately, leading to an inflated number of cases compared to other countries.[8][11][15] Additionally, the Swedish police have improved the handling of rape cases, in an effort to increase the number of crimes reported.[8][14][16][17]

Raised awareness and a shifting attitude of crimes against women in Sweden,[note 1][18] which has been ranked as the number one country in gender equality,[19] may also explain the relatively high rates of reported rape.[8][11][20]

pretty much if global rape statistics all followed the same rules for every country, Sweden would supposedly be at or near the bottom. also note the last point that you have to consider unreported rapes. regarding the USA, the justice department states 68% of rapes go unreported. how could a country that scores highest in gender equality with programs set to help fight violence against women have a high rape stat? less unreported rapes.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Victorian England thinks India could be a bit more progressive with women

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

WhyteRyce posted:

Victorian England thinks India could be a bit more progressive with women

yet the only thing they managed to teach them was how to persecute gays lol

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
some people really enjoy a nice, overwhelming stench

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