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my ex girlfriend got pregnant and we decided it would be best to abort it. It was a surgical abortion and she was advised not to have sex for 30 days. We had sex after about a week(stupid, I know). We were 69'ing and she wanted me to pretty much put her entire pussy, clit, lips and everything into my mouth and suck it. I sucked it and swallowed a chunk of flesh. Was like waaaaait a minute, then threw her off me and started vomiting all over the bed. She started crying and poo poo when I told her what was up. She told me when she calmed down that she had been having discharge since the abortion and the doctors told her random bits of flesh/gunky poo poo might appear for a few weeks. Tasted so fuckinng disgusting. Sucked up and swallowed the discharge of an abortion
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how did your baby taste?
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May 17, 2015 00:00
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You ate your kid. Kinda hosed up.
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May 17, 2015 00:00
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Was drunk and it's the only time I'll do that, human body is loving disgusting
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May 17, 2015 00:03
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But that story wasn't the first time but the most interesting I feel like I'm at a disadvantage here
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May 17, 2015 00:03
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lordoftheT posted:You ate your kid. Kinda hosed up. i absorbed his power
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May 17, 2015 00:03
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i once had sex with a whatever on its period and i slimed my weinie inside the thing and blood got everywhere and iit smelled like iron and then one day i had diarrhea
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May 17, 2015 00:03
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a++++, would eat pussy again
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May 17, 2015 00:05
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Eat pussy/booty like groceries
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May 17, 2015 00:05
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wiener red. so what
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May 17, 2015 00:06
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too literal op too literal
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May 17, 2015 00:08
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you ate part of your dead baby
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May 17, 2015 00:08
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Happy Hedonist posted:wiener red. so what SHUT YOUR MOTHER loving MOUTH rear end in a top hat BITCH PIECE PF HUMAN MOTHER loving GARBAGE gently caress OFFFFFF SEWER MAN
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May 17, 2015 00:09
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p sure eating people is illegal op
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May 17, 2015 00:11
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she was japanese and even though i was 13 and knew better i was still bummed that it wasn't horizontal
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May 17, 2015 00:11
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jigglemaster7 posted:my ex girlfriend got pregnant and we decided it would be best to abort it. It was a surgical abortion and she was advised not to have sex for 30 days. We had sex after about a week(stupid, I know). We were 69'ing and she wanted me to pretty much put her entire pussy, clit, lips and everything into my mouth and suck it. I sucked it and swallowed a chunk of flesh. Was like waaaaait a minute, then threw her off me and started vomiting all over the bed. She started crying and poo poo when I told her what was up. She told me when she calmed down that she had been having discharge since the abortion and the doctors told her random bits of flesh/gunky poo poo might appear for a few weeks. Tasted so fuckinng disgusting. Sucked up and swallowed the discharge of an abortion And then the dog came and ate the vomit. The Aristocrats!
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May 17, 2015 00:11
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Honestly? Really disappointing. Like, it was a totally neutral taste. Slightly unappealing but not repulsive, and she gave me no feedback on what she wanted from me. (Unlike when I fingered her in the car, which she totally got into and came from, which made it strange that oral was so ho-hum) I shouldn't have offered and just gone strait to penetration, but porn had told me pussy eating is a necessary step. Oh well, live and learn.
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May 17, 2015 00:12
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I'm used to gross poo poo on the internet and I even could clearly see where the story was going but I still gagged IRL reading it. Good job OP.
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May 17, 2015 00:13
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Speleothing posted:Honestly? inshallah your next pussy eating experiences go better
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May 17, 2015 00:13
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So glad I found this community, it's perfect for me! LOL I've got a lot of stories. Here's one that happened to the bf and I after a night of heavy drinking and pot smoking. We put the son to bed and started playing the 360. Well for some reason video games always make me really horny, I think it's the constant mind stimulation, and mixed with the alcohol and pot I was *really* horny! I basically mounted my boyfriend right there and demanded he gently caress me. Of course like the good pet I trained him to be he got right to it and started taking off his clothes. His dick was already hard, it's so cute how boys can go from tired to standing at attention in 0.5 of a second, and I started to suck it while fingering my clit. We were getting really into it and I wanted him to eat my pussy so I motioned for him to go "down there" and helped guide his head toward my lady bits. Well he's eating me REALLY good and I'm almost squirting from the sheer pleasure when I notice his tongue was slowing down a lot and I hear this muffled "what the gently caress is that?" "What?" I asked, thinking it was something outside the window beside us or a bug running past or SOMETHING like that. He comes up from between my legs and without even looking at me says "this" while ripping something out that was encrusted in my pubes. And when I say encrusted I mean it was so stuck in and to my pubes that when he pulled it, he got rewarded with a horrifying shriek when he pulled out a continuous line of my pubes with it. To make it even more grim: I've got a full bush... and what he pulled was LONG. After I screamed every expletive I know at him, finished bawling my eyes out, and my twat finally cooled down, I looked at what he pulled out. Yeah.. it was a noodle. Like a spaghetti noodle. Really have no idea how it got there. We had spaghetti a few nights earlier but what a peculiar place to find a noodle. Not sure what it was encrusted in, I'm betting old period goop but I didn't get a close enough look. Boyfriend didn't say anything about noticing a smell so I don't know. Anyway hope all enjoyed that. It's funnier now looking back but at the time, OWW!
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Whirlwind Jones posted:I'm used to gross poo poo on the internet and I even could clearly see where the story was going but I still gagged IRL reading it. Good job OP. same
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May 17, 2015 00:14
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super weird cause she had a dick.
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May 17, 2015 00:14
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Hot Wet Pizza Slut posted:So glad I found this community, it's perfect for me! LOL I've got a lot of stories. Here's one that happened to the bf and I after a night of heavy drinking and pot smoking. i wouldve eaten that spaghetti right up mmm mmm mmm mashallah!
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May 17, 2015 00:15
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Romes128 posted:super weird cause she had a dick. nice cis-comment dick.
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May 17, 2015 00:16
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when i was in prison a mexican guy i did yoga with told me a story about how he ate out a crackwhore and got some sort of pinworm infestation in his mustache or face or something. p interesting story imo
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May 17, 2015 00:17
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sex is gross
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May 17, 2015 00:22
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jigglemaster7 posted:inshallah your next pussy eating experiences go better They've been mixed, but my current girl is all about penetration, so I don't need to worry about it. But thanks for your concern
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May 17, 2015 00:27
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like all forms of sex, the first time was alright but not particularly amazing for either party since then though ive eaten some drat fine pussy. drat fine.
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Blood Echoes Retrieved
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May 17, 2015 00:48
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Babies taste best.
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May 17, 2015 01:50
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i aint never ate a baby but i aint saying i wouldnt if the situation came up
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May 17, 2015 01:54
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slimy yet satisfying
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May 17, 2015 01:58
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This is the grossest poo poo in the world
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May 17, 2015 03:04
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It ruled.
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May 17, 2015 03:05
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First girl I went down on, I was 13 at the time, had a snatch that smelled like a Hong Kong dumpster. I've been scarred since and have not been able to go down on women, yet they are still willing to give me head, which is a win-win as far as I'm concerned.
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May 17, 2015 03:09
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Her roommate came into the room in the middle of it, didn't say a word, just walked in, found whatever it was she was looking for and walked right back out. The entire lower half of my body was hanging off the end of the bed so she had to have known what was going on. I bounced in the morning and never came back.
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The first time I went down on a girl was also the first time that I had sex. After the deed was done I pulled my head up and she lustfully said to me, "Where did you learn to do that?!" And I said "SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM" and after that date never saw her again.
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May 17, 2015 03:27
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i did okay pretty sure she came didn't really know what i was doing but effort is far more important than skill/technique
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lick a pussy deep, suck a clit, push your face in a pussy so your nose is on the clit, congrats your a pussy licker now!
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