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Dave_Indeed posted:poo poo gently caress slut bitch whore dick cock rear end nipplebutt oval office, so what psyopmonkey posted:Oh yeah, this kinda posting is just so great.  
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fun fact about dad gay so what: his mother tried to drown him as a newborn but was unable to see it through because she was getting raped by a pack of dogs which is how she became pregnant in the first place.
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May 17, 2015 15:45
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pearls before swine itt
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May 17, 2015 15:46
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40 year old man posting in GBS: ugh ccan't believe these fucktards don't appreciate the randomness.. what happened to this forum?
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May 17, 2015 15:54
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you're havin a stroke, you're broke, your love life's DOA
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May 17, 2015 16:19
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im wearin underarmor to show off my muscles
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May 17, 2015 16:40
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Would y'all shut the gently caress up I'm trying to make love to all of your mothers in the other room.
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May 17, 2015 21:02
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Had a few monsters to start my Sunday (the low carb can because I'm looking out for my health), had a few palps but they subsided. Going on road trip later, might go to Wendy's, possibly Chipotles if I can find one, am open to other dining suggestions of course.
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May 17, 2015 21:05
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Kuato posted:Had a few monsters to start my Sunday (the low carb can because I'm looking out for my health), had a few palps but they subsided. Going on road trip later, might go to Wendy's, possibly Chipotles if I can find one, am open to other dining suggestions of course. the ghost fries at wendys are bullshit, i was so disappointed i told the manager and she was like that's nice so i redecorated their bathroom
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May 17, 2015 21:09
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im going to make stromboli for dinner lots of salami and cheese
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May 17, 2015 21:09
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It could be a foreign language or just speaking in tongues... 
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May 17, 2015 21:11
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let's make some jams and preserves
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May 17, 2015 22:18
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last nght i drank whiskey snd fell down, but today i woke up and drank water and walked yhe dog. weell, thsnks for reading you loving retards
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May 17, 2015 22:34
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Enfield posted:last nght i drank whiskey snd fell down, but today i woke up and drank water and walked yhe dog. weell, thsnks for reading you loving retards youre welcome
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May 17, 2015 22:35
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oh and this chick was getting married or whatever and she was like why dont you buy us a drink snd i said no and laughed in her facebsnd had sex with her boyfriend. hey, thanks for reading my story human being
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May 17, 2015 22:36
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Enfield posted:oh and this chick was getting married or whatever and she was like why dont you buy us a drink snd i said no and laughed in her facebsnd had sex with her boyfriend. hey, thanks for reading my story human being I just came inside your mom's vagina fyi
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May 17, 2015 22:38
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Matey posted:I just came inside your mom's vagina fyi no you didnt
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May 17, 2015 22:40
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Enfield posted:oh and this chick was getting married or whatever and she was like why dont you buy us a drink snd i said no and laughed in her facebsnd had sex with her boyfriend. hey, thanks for reading my story human being youre welcome
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May 17, 2015 22:42
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Enfield posted:no you didnt not trying to make u mad just telling u the facts bud. or should i say son
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May 17, 2015 22:43
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Matey posted:not trying to make u mad just telling u the facts bud. or should i say son look basically mymom is a small pile of burnt mom molecules and whatever vagina she had is now some sort of ash or whatever happens to a vagina when is put in a furnace so jokes on you buddeh
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May 17, 2015 22:46
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anyway im going to look at internet boobies and masturbate my penis. have a good day everyone
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May 17, 2015 22:48
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May 17, 2015 22:52
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Sometimes I wonder if I just have a stroke every night, and never actually fall asleep. Hth dgsw
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May 17, 2015 23:40
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ITT we're posting from kidney dialysis kidney crew reprazent quote:hth dgsw Don't Go Shaving Waterfalls? General Tofu fucked around with this message at 23:52 on May 17, 2015 |
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May 17, 2015 23:49
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Enfield posted:look basically mymom is a small pile of burnt mom molecules and whatever vagina she had is now some sort of ash or whatever happens to a vagina when is put in a furnace so jokes on you buddeh Don't be like that, son.
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May 18, 2015 00:09
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anywhos had a few beers with friends and seem pretty stable now. heh could sure go for a bacon cheeseburger. anywhos, i think yardwork is hjhkn. hhjfuudg gin get fernuio pgihnnnngh h lil heat palps here ane agaung mnbut nuthuing troublle nnngghh
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May 18, 2015 03:44
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Eating at Texas Roadhouse for dinner no chipotles on this road trip after all. Basically my wallet is hosed
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May 18, 2015 03:45
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Kuato posted:Eating at Texas Roadhouse for dinner no chipotles on this road trip after all. Basically my wallet is hosed t.r. rules good buns
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May 18, 2015 03:46
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Nefarious posted:kill yourself bud
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May 18, 2015 03:54
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lol at the people with worse gimmicks than dad gay telling him to stop posting
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May 18, 2015 03:54
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I enjoyed a nice steak dinner with a lagunitas IPA op sorry no mini strokes to report
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May 18, 2015 04:03
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Anf now ik trying to get some tinder sluts wish me luck!!!!
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May 18, 2015 04:03
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gently caress op I think I just gad a nibistroke
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May 18, 2015 04:03
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Ordered a cheeseburger and a 22oz beer not sure if I'll get a 2nd one. Bread is pretttay good imo
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May 18, 2015 04:06
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ive been drunk every night for the past 2 weeks i think i'll break the streak tomorrow tho cause i'm getting real tired
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May 18, 2015 04:25
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Nefarious posted:ive been drunk every night for the past 2 weeks i think i'll break the streak tomorrow tho cause i'm getting real tired You must have went to a dork college if 2 weeks is a streak lol
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May 18, 2015 04:38
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dork college is a v prestigious university
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May 18, 2015 04:40
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Ugh ate way too loving much, shouldn't have had the second 22oz beer in retrospect. Fuller than a motherfucker. Ugh
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May 18, 2015 04:41
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Kuato posted:Ugh ate way too loving much, shouldn't have had the second 22oz beer in retrospect. Fuller than a motherfucker. Ugh Man the gently caress up
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Ate like five buns before dinner arrived paid so much felt obligated to eat the whole hamburger and fries though 
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