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Tell me more about this extremely attractive person. What was their hair color? What did they smell like? Did you actually go on a date, or was it just drunken fumbling after the company Christmas party? Were you intimidated by their extremely good looks, did you feel inadequate? If you went out with them in public, how prideful did you feel? Thank you for reading this post.
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# ? May 17, 2015 17:33 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:14 |
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You're asking this on Something Awful Dot Com, LLC? How many responses do you think you'll likely get?
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# ? May 17, 2015 17:38 |
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VendaGoat posted:You're asking this on Something Awful Dot Com, LLC? durrr I dunno guy responding to his thread on Something Awful how many do you think?
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# ? May 17, 2015 17:44 |
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ArtIsResistance posted:durrr I dunno guy responding to his thread on Something Awful how many do you think? The same thing we do every night Pinky, Try to take over the world!
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# ? May 17, 2015 17:46 |
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My gf is a hot gamer girl/model. NBD
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# ? May 17, 2015 17:48 |
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I dated a hot korean and a hot Mexican chick. Welp... thats it. Thread sucks.
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# ? May 17, 2015 17:49 |
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she had a kid after me i think she married a doctor so im sure shes doing alright but since then she has still sent me some texts indicating she wants the d i could probably get that guy to raise my progeny
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# ? May 17, 2015 17:53 |
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So was so Fansy, but you already know
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# ? May 17, 2015 17:53 |
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Most of the women I've dated, including my wife, have been pretty hot. Like people that come up to me and say "drat your woman's hot." That's not the only thing they have in common: All the women I've dated have horrible taste in men. That's my secret: Find women who have bad taste in men.
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# ? May 17, 2015 17:56 |
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I have never dated.
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:00 |
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My first gf was pretty hot. She smelled kinda spicy and fun to kiss. Tits just the right size. Never got past 2&1/2 base though. Also I've banged some climber chicks, they're usually pretty hot. Strong bodies are good in bed. Climbers can be even better than yoga chicks. But also crazier. A lot of them have tats, too. Which I enjoy.
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:00 |
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have yet to date an extremely attractive person date 6-7s tbh
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:01 |
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well gee where to start
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:01 |
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Moola posted:have yet to date an extremely attractive person Same but I'm like a 7 on my best day so I don't really complain as much as simmer with cosmic resentment.
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:05 |
Fansy posted:Tell me more about this extremely attractive person. What was their hair color? What did they smell like? she was really hot, amazing rear end, enjoyed being throat hosed, and every second we weren't loving we were fighting, and I'm one of those peeps that almost never gets angry and hates fighting. she was also crazier than that homeless dude that chased me once screaming he was gonna kill all the pigeons. I vastly prefer my current, nice sane girlfriend. But I hope you're talking about like legit dating, if you can't even go out to dinner with someone attractive, you need to change something.
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:05 |
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mind the walrus posted:Same but I'm like a 7 on my best day so I don't really complain as much as simmer with cosmic resentment. I think I would be an 8 if I was taller, but yeah 7 here too
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:06 |
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Moola posted:I think I would be an 8 if I was taller, but yeah 7 here too I think we just became friends.
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:09 |
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^_^
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:10 |
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I dated a chick who was way way out of my league and the entire time she talked about how much she hated her dad and he was dead etc and we broke up because she was literally crazy Anyhow I just reconnected with her a month ago and her dad isn't dead and also she said she had a brother but does not have a brother either and I am still a bit confused
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:13 |
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I don't wanna talk about it
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:15 |
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i dated youre mom op and she has some pretty high gravity (cuz she is v fat)
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:16 |
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sorry not here op im dating a fatty fatty bum bum
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:16 |
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Also during sex she liked to be slapped in the face until she cried
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:17 |
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I dated a very attractive Russian girl for a while. She smelled like oranges, and had blonde hair. Amazing tits, too. She liked to gently caress and had a fairly high sex drive, but not as much as my ex from El Salvador.
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:17 |
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FordPRefectLL posted:Also during sex she liked to be slapped in the face until she cried Yeah, I dated one of those too. Run far away from that poo poo.
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:18 |
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FordPRefectLL posted:Also during sex she liked to be slapped in the face until she cried hot
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:19 |
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FordPRefectLL posted:I dated a chick who was way way out of my league and the entire time she talked about how much she hated her dad and he was dead etc and we broke up because she was literally crazy Sounds like you are pretty lucky to have gotten out.
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:21 |
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I've pretty much dated 7's - 8's pretty consistently but did have a 9 at one point and she was definitely the craziest one of them all but god drat she was also the best in bed. Too bad her craziness ended up outshining any of her good qualities by a mile.
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:22 |
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I took the two hot girls I had a threesome with to a Japanese Steakhouse/Hibachi. As the dude is doing his Sake thing aiming and squirting it down the mouths of people from a distance, when it gets to her and she swallows it but spills some from her mouth she goes "Look familiar!?" out loud where even the dude sitting next to us gives me a nod of approval. They were eastern european. They were cousins as I found out. "We like to share." One was a fitness and yoga freak with light hair and slim, the other was sorta new agey with dark hair. It was fun. I would rate it as...would do again.
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:25 |
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Only dated 9,s those guys are too high matinance though
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:29 |
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Gatts posted:I took the two hot girls I had a threesome with to a Japanese Steakhouse/Hibachi. As the dude is doing his Sake thing aiming and squirting it down the mouths of people from a distance, when it gets to her and she swallows it but spills some from her mouth she goes "Look familiar!?" out loud where even the dude sitting next to us gives me a nod of approval.
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:34 |
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Dated a short blond chick briefly who was like a 9.5. Blue eyes, big boobs, slim and my friends couldn't figure out how I convinced hert to go out with me. She had severe emotional problems due to horrible family circumstances growing up and just disappeared one day. Got a message from her a year after she left saying she missed me and wanted to meet up. She was supposed to sent me her phone number but never did and haven't heard from her in like 7 years. She was really really hot.
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:41 |
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SADDLE ME UP posted:I don't wanna talk about it
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:46 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:she had a kid My ex wife has married a doctor now. His entire family was against the marriage given how horrible of a person she and her family are, but she's really hot so the guy just couldn't make the decision with the right head and after months took the plunge. When she starts demanding he buy her $500 shoes for her billionaire brother in law, build her a house, give her a Mercedes, he'll start to realize.
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:47 |
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Korean chicks, nuff said
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:48 |
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Feisty Romanian. Only con was a bit of hair. I loved that woman to death. But once my true nature as a clingy and jealous psycho came out She dropped me She is smart
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:54 |
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Hot blonde with a bangin bod Same issues with me She put up with me through a lot Now she's put on weight But I still talk to her everyday I fix myself and my secondary goal of self recovery is to get her back
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:55 |
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There was one that was a bit of a butterface but had a perfect little body with C cup tits that almost pointed up. She was damaged goods though and eventually the hassle wasn't worth it. Still sorta around another one who is pretty out of my league. Long curly hair, curves all over, huge tits, and nerdy enough to hang out with me for several years now. Sane even! Will miss that when it eventually dies out
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:59 |
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Fun in bed, but was nuts otherwise.
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# ? May 17, 2015 19:24 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:14 |
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To be honest, my current gf is probably the only one who hasn't been conventionally good looking. But don't let her know I said that. She's trying to lose 10lbs this summer, so hopefully she'll look more like she did in her college pictures.
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# ? May 17, 2015 19:31 |