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Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
Use a straw.

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Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

Use a straw.

do this for a lot of beverages it makes them taste way better.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I turn 40 next month, drink Mountain Dew (not diet) daily, never had a cavity or diebeetus. Also allergic to beer so I don't drink it. I however do drink hard liquor like a man.

gently caress you op.

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

echronorian posted:

1. mental retardation
2. ??

Drink a beer or water like an adult and spare your loving teeth you dweebs

:getout:

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
Uncultured poors in here

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax
When you said "Soda pop" (hee) I was imagining coke or sprite or something. Not "purple drink". (also beer costs more than soda)

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
lol if you don't drink red wine you philistines

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Why does nobody make a carbonated red wine

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

Mange Mite posted:

Why does nobody make a carbonated red wine

They do except it's "sparkling" because gay wine poo poo

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Fresca is the best soda. Also , lol at the southerner OP thinking he's sophisticated. It's like a dog in a little suit; hilarious.

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

echronorian posted:

They do except it's "sparkling" because gay wine poo poo

Wine owns, dingus.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Hobohemian posted:

lol at the southerner OP thinking he's sophisticated. It's like a dog in a little suit; hilarious.

:agreed:

OP thinks he's a real person. Someone post that sensible chuckle gif.

return0
Apr 11, 2007
In Scotland we call it "juice", pretty stupid really.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Mange Mite posted:

Why does nobody make a carbonated red wine

Lambrusco is what you're looking for.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

return0 posted:

In Scotland we call it "juice", pretty stupid really.

Seriously? Maybe you're better off being run by the Brits

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Mange Mite posted:

Why does nobody make a carbonated red wine

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalimotxo drink up

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

Ape Fist posted:

Wine owns, dingus.

Says the idiot who idolizes Bukowski, guess what, he would never drink with you pussy

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Thanks op you just reminded me to stock up on Coca-Cola® Zero™! I can't get enough of that great Coke taste, with zero sugar and zero calories!

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Aesop Poprock posted:

goons being unfunny annoying retarded faggots about a food or drink, im shocked

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

FIRST TIME posted:

I drink seltzer water because I like the carbonation without all the sugar.

:hf:

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
Why can't there be a sweetener that doesn't taste like poo poo like the non-nutritive ones or not make you poo poo like the good tasting sugar alcohols?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Yeah I fucks with seltzer water too.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
I'm a big fan of seltzer water, except with lime cordial in it

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

Why can't there be a sweetener that doesn't taste like poo poo like the non-nutritive ones or not make you poo poo like the good tasting sugar alcohols?

It's called sugar.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I was behind an american woman in a queue the other week and she proffered a bottle of water to the cashier and asked "does this water come with gas?" by which I gather she meant "is it carbonated?"
Americans lol

esn2500
Mar 2, 2015

Some asshole told me to get fucked and eat shit so I got fucked and ate shit
OP your favorite beer is Mike's Hard Lemonade. Admit it.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

Hobohemian posted:

It's called sugar.

I mean low calorie ones, you goof

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Drinking a can of this rn (plain version though, not lemon-lime)



And I gotta say, it's great!

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Oberleutnant posted:

I was behind an american woman in a queue the other week and she proffered a bottle of water to the cashier and asked "does this water come with gas?" by which I gather she meant "is it carbonated?"
Americans lol

She actually meant "does this water come with some kush?"

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Op is caresalt buttmad laffo

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Lol

One common cheap way of mixing Calimocho involves a plastic bag and the Tetra Brik cartons of cheap red wine (Don Simón is a common brand). An entire two liter bottle of Coca-Cola and two liters of wine are emptied into a plastic shopping bag. Once the concoction is mixed in the bag, the bag is squeezed tightly around the rim of the two litre Coca-Cola bottle and the contents of the bag are poured into the bottle.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Mange Mite posted:

Lol

One common cheap way of mixing Calimocho involves a plastic bag and the Tetra Brik cartons of cheap red wine (Don Simón is a common brand). An entire two liter bottle of Coca-Cola and two liters of wine are emptied into a plastic shopping bag. Once the concoction is mixed in the bag, the bag is squeezed tightly around the rim of the two litre Coca-Cola bottle and the contents of the bag are poured into the bottle.

That sounds disgusting.

Wampa Stompa
Aug 15, 2008

I literally have no idea what I just saw in there!
Grimey Drawer

Hobohemian posted:

Fresca is the best soda. Also , lol at the southerner OP thinking he's sophisticated. It's like a dog in a little suit; hilarious.

Fresca owns, and the fact that most Americans don't drink, wash, and cook with it shows what a loving garbage nation we are

Epileptic Monkey
Jan 9, 2014

SniperFox posted:

pH of beer is only slight less (maybe half a point) acidic than cola, retard.

You know that pH is logarithmic and that if something differs by half a point then it's 5 times more acidic right?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Hobohemian posted:

That sounds disgusting.

it kinda tastes like lovely sangria I guess, way better than I expected but still not very good

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

I'm drinking this right now and its really good:



who drinks poo poo like this or anything except water beer and coffee

some people simply do not drink water at all. it boggles my mind. i feel like poo poo if i don't drink enough water. and when i drink a lot i feel instantly better.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
The best soft drink is Inca cola imo

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

Twat McTwatterson posted:

who drinks poo poo like this or anything except water beer and coffee

some people simply do not drink water at all. it boggles my mind. i feel like poo poo if i don't drink enough water. and when i drink a lot i feel instantly better.

Fruit and barley is a fine ancient tradition

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

esn2500 posted:

OP your favorite beer is Mike's Hard Lemonade. Admit it.

That's not beer it's lemonade idiot

There's kombucha with a higher ABV than hard lemonade

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Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.

Vin BioEthanol posted:

Yeah really, it's just pop. (or just soda if you want to identify yourself as a faggy yankee)

Stupid gently caress pop is the northerner term.

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