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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Hey guys here is a list of movies I watched but I thought were pretty bad. I know some of these picks might be controversial but trust me I have excellent taste in movies and I know that these are bottom of the barrel.


Citizen Kane
Casablanca
The Godfather
Gone with the Wind
Lawrence of Arabia
The Wizard of Oz
The Graduate
On the Waterfront
Schindler's List
Singin' in the Rain
It's a Wonderful Life
Sunset Boulevard
The Bridge on the River Kwai
Some Like It Hot
Star Wars
All About Eve
The African Queen
Psycho
The General
Chinatown
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Grapes of Wrath
2001: A Space Odyssey
The Maltese Falcon
Raging Bull 1980
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
Dr. Strangelove
Bonnie and Clyde
Apocalypse Now
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Annie Hall
The Godfather Part II
High Noon
To Kill a Mockingbird
It Happened One Night
Midnight Cowboy
The Best Years of Our Lives
Double Indemnity
Doctor Zhivago
North by Northwest
West Side Story
Rear Window
King Kong
The Birth of a Nation
A Streetcar Named Desire
A Clockwork Orange
Taxi Driver
Jaws
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Intolerance
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Philadelphia Story
From Here to Eternity
Amadeus
All Quiet on the Western Front
The Sound of Music
MASH
The Third Man
Fantasia 1
Rebel Without a Cause
Nashville
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Vertigo 1
Sullivan's Travels
Tootsie
Stagecoach
Cabaret
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
The Silence of the Lambs
Network
The Manchurian Candidate
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
An American in Paris
Shane
The French Connection
Forrest Gump
Saving Private Ryan
Ben-Hur
The Shawshank Redemption
Wuthering Heights
The Gold Rush
Dances with Wolves
In the Heat of the Night
City Lights
American Graffiti
All the President's Men
Rocky
The Deer Hunter
The Wild Bunch
Modern Times
Spartacus
Giant
Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans
Platoon
Titanic
Fargo
Duck Soup
A Night at the Opera
Mutiny on the Bounty
Frankenstein
12 Angry Men
Easy Rider
Patton
The Sixth Sense
The Jazz Singer
Swing Time
My Fair Lady
Sophie's Choice
A Place in the Sun
The Apartment
Goodfellas
Pulp Fiction
The Last Picture Show
The Searchers
Do the Right Thing
Bringing Up Baby
Blade Runner
Unforgiven
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
Toy Story
Yankee Doodle Dandy

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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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Agreed Op. What did you think about bio-dome? That movie was pretty sweet.

Calbiyum
May 18, 2015
idk I thoght Godfather was pretty good

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Half those movies are trash and the other half are boring and old

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

EL BROMANCE posted:

Agreed Op. What did you think about bio-dome? That movie was pretty sweet.

the documentary or the comedy?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Salt Fish posted:

Hey guys here is a list of movies I watched but I thought were pretty bad. I know some of these picks might be controversial but trust me I have excellent taste in movies and I know that these are bottom of the barrel.


Citizen Kane
Casablanca
The Godfather
Gone with the Wind
Lawrence of Arabia
The Wizard of Oz
The Graduate
On the Waterfront
Schindler's List
Singin' in the Rain
It's a Wonderful Life
Sunset Boulevard
The Bridge on the River Kwai
Some Like It Hot
Star Wars
All About Eve
The African Queen
Psycho
The General
Chinatown
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Grapes of Wrath
2001: A Space Odyssey
The Maltese Falcon
Raging Bull 1980
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
Dr. Strangelove
Bonnie and Clyde
Apocalypse Now
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Annie Hall
The Godfather Part II
High Noon
To Kill a Mockingbird
It Happened One Night
Midnight Cowboy
The Best Years of Our Lives
Double Indemnity
Doctor Zhivago
North by Northwest
West Side Story
Rear Window
King Kong
The Birth of a Nation
A Streetcar Named Desire
A Clockwork Orange
Taxi Driver
Jaws
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Intolerance
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Philadelphia Story
From Here to Eternity
Amadeus
All Quiet on the Western Front
The Sound of Music
MASH
The Third Man
Fantasia 1
Rebel Without a Cause
Nashville
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Vertigo 1
Sullivan's Travels
Tootsie
Stagecoach
Cabaret
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
The Silence of the Lambs
Network
The Manchurian Candidate
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
An American in Paris
Shane
The French Connection
Forrest Gump
Saving Private Ryan
Ben-Hur
The Shawshank Redemption
Wuthering Heights
The Gold Rush
Dances with Wolves
In the Heat of the Night
City Lights
American Graffiti
All the President's Men
Rocky
The Deer Hunter
The Wild Bunch
Modern Times
Spartacus
Giant
Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans
Platoon
Titanic
Fargo
Duck Soup
A Night at the Opera
Mutiny on the Bounty
Frankenstein
12 Angry Men
Easy Rider
Patton
The Sixth Sense
The Jazz Singer
Swing Time
My Fair Lady
Sophie's Choice
A Place in the Sun
The Apartment
Goodfellas
Pulp Fiction
The Last Picture Show
The Searchers
Do the Right Thing
Bringing Up Baby
Blade Runner
Unforgiven
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
Toy Story
Yankee Doodle Dandy

I'm skeptical you watched all of these, please attach a paragraph description to each explaining why you think they're bad. TIA

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Kuato posted:

I'm skeptical you watched all of these, please attach a paragraph description to each explaining why you think they're bad. TIA

I don't have time to sit here talking about movies all day, I'm too busy enjoying movies that are actually good instead of mass-media imitations of art. Tell you what, pick 1 of them and I'll tell you about it.

DaNzA
Sep 11, 2001

:D
Grimey Drawer
lol

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Salt Fish posted:

I don't have time to sit here talking about movies all day, I'm too busy enjoying movies that are actually good instead of mass-media imitations of art. Tell you what, pick 1 of them and I'll tell you about it.

Okay, how about Yankee Doodle Dandy, I can tell its dog poo poo by the title but I'm sure there's plenty of reasons beyond that making it bad

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Kuato posted:

Okay, how about Yankee Doodle Dandy, I can tell its dog poo poo by the title but I'm sure there's plenty of reasons beyond that making it bad

This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels. James Cagney plays George M. Cohan, a 28-year-old who lives at home with his father (Walter Huston). The film is a vomitorium consisting of 93 minutes of Cagney doing things that a geek in a carnival sideshow would turn down. Six minutes into the film, his character leaps from his car to wag a horse penis. This is, we discover, a framing device--to be matched by a scene late in the film where he sprays his father with elephant semen, straight from the source.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I sincerely hated Sophie's Choice. It was such a goddamn hamfisted tearjerker.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Came out in late 90s and didnt include

Super Mario Bros
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Predator
Total Recall

AFI had a stupid loving list IMHO

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
any movie you like is terrible. any movie i like is at the pinnacle of cinematic excellence. fortunately, there are no movies i like.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

I can't decide which film is more offensive on that Top 100 movies list: Birth of a Nation or The Sixth Sense.

FunkyFlashman
May 10, 2013
Lame list i was hoping for trash to watch.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Hoo boy, there's something stinky in this thread here!
Oh drat! It looks like a pile of farty baby boomer dick sucking garbage.

Like, could you imagine anyone watching The Deer Hunter in 1995 and being like "This is a good thing I'm watching right now, and it still has the power to affect people."

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
didn't see mad max fury road on there, it's pretty bad

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hav eyou seen boat trip stariing cuba gooding that is off the chain

ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer
the worst movie of all time is everything that isnt Mad Max Fury Road hth

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
I come in peace is generation xs' frozen.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Triumph of the Will belongs on that list imo.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Ork of Fiction posted:

Hoo boy, there's something stinky in this thread here!
Oh drat! It looks like a pile of farty baby boomer dick sucking garbage.

Like, could you imagine anyone watching The Deer Hunter in 1995 and being like "This is a good thing I'm watching right now, and it still has the power to affect people."

MAO!!

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



The Dark Knight is better than all of those - Actual opinion of the internet

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




List is missing OP's Parents' sex tape

Silento Boborachi
Sep 17, 2007

Related: OP's birth video

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I liked SUPERBAD!!!!!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
don't touch me motherfucker

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Cars is the worst movie

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
wow great job guys pretty soon I'm going to have a list of the 100 worst posts of all time

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
I really like the movie dark city

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
If the posts fit the OP my friend

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

mdm posted:

If the posts fit the OP my friend

I watched over 100 bad movies to bring you this list it was several years in the making and I think you'r jealous of my supreme aesthetic senses for all things cinema.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Salt Fish posted:

wow great job guys pretty soon I'm going to have a list of the 100 worst posts of all time

Already exists. It's called your post history.

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
Jupiter Ascending is really good.

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

Atlas Shrugged parts 1 - 100

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Ork of Fiction posted:

Hoo boy, there's something stinky in this thread here!
Oh drat! It looks like a pile of farty baby boomer dick sucking garbage.

Like, could you imagine anyone watching The Deer Hunter in 1995 and being like "This is a good thing I'm watching right now, and it still has the power to affect people."

The first third of that movie is a huge waste of time and the climax is absurd and the rest is kind of forgettable


I dunno I still like some 70s flicks though

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Popular things are bad. I don't like them.

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