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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
Uh, wickey wild wild
Wicky wicky wild
Wickey wild, wicky wicky wild wild wild west,
Jim West, desperado, rough rider
No you don't want nada
None of this, six gun in this, brotha runnin' this,
Buffalo soldier, look it's like I told ya
Any damsel that's in distress
Be out of that dress when she meet Jim West
Rough neck so go check the law and abide
Watch your step , we'll flex and get a hole in your side
Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react,
You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at,
With all of this, from the start of this,
Runnin' the game, James West tamin' the west so remember the name
Now who ya gonna call?
Not the G.B.'s
Now who you gon' call?
J double A G
If you have a riff with, people wanna bust, break out!
Before you get bum-rushed at the (Wild Wild West)
When I roll into the (Wild Wild West)
When I stroll into the (Wild Wild West)
When I bounce into the (Wild Wild West) Sisqo, Sisqo
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
Now, now, now, now once upon a time in the west
Mad man lost his drat mind in the west
Loveless, kidnap a dime, nothin' less
Now I must put his behind to the test (Can you feel me?)
Then through the shadows, in the saddle, ready for battle
Bring all your boys in, here come the poison
Behind my back, all the riffin' ya did,
Front and center, now where ya lip at kid?
Who dat is? A mean brotha, bad for your health
Lookin' drat good though, if I could say it myself
Told me Loveless is a mad man, but I don't fear that
Got mad weapons too, ain't tryin' to hear that
Tryin' to bring down me, the champion
When y'all clowns gon' see that it can't be done
Understand me son, I'm the slickest they is,
I'm the quickest as they is, did I say I'm the slickest they is
So if you barking up the wrong tree we comin', don't be startin' nothin'
Me and my partner gonna test your chest, Loveless
Can't stand the heat then get out the Wild Wild West
We going straight to (when I roll into the) the Wild Wild West (When I stroll into the)
We going straight to (when I bounce into the) the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
Yeah, can you feel it, c'mon c'mon, yeah
Keep it movin', keep it movin' ooh yeah
To any outlaw tryin' to draw, thinkin' you're bad,
Any draw on West best with a pen and a pad,
Don't even think about it, six gun, weighin' a ton,
10 paces and turn, just for fun, son,
Up till sundown, rolling around,
See where the bad guys ought to be found and make 'em lay down,
The defenders of the west,
Crushin' on pretenders in the west,
Don't mess with us 'cause we're in the (Wild Wild West)
Going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West, c'mon
(Wild Wild West) When I roll into the (Wild Wild West)
(When I stroll into the) We going straight to the Wild Wild (The Wild Wild West)
(The Wild, Wild West) Woo, uh
(The Wild, Wild West) Ha ha ha ha
(The Wild, Wild West) Uh Dru, Dru
(The Wild, Wild West) I done done it again y'all done done it again
(The Wild, Wild West) Ha ha ha ha
(The Wild, Wild West) Big Will, Dru Hill, uh
(The Wild, Wild West) Big Will, Dru Hill ha ha ha ha
(The Wild, Wild West) The Wild Wild West
(The Wild, Wild West) Uh
(The Wild, Wild West) One time
(The Wild, Wild West) Uh,
(The Wild, Wild West) The wild wild west bring in the heat, bring in the Heat, what?
(Wild Wild West)
(The Wild, Wild West)
The wild wild wicky wickidy wild wild wild wickidy wild wild
Wickidy wild wild, the wickidy wickidy wickidy wickidy (The Wild, Wild West)
(The Wild, Wild West)
(The Wild, Wild West)
(The Wild, Wild West) Can't stop the bum-rush,
The wild wild (The Wild, Wild West)


Read more: Will Smith - Wild Wild West Lyrics | MetroLyrics

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Same

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I Want to Join the Bandidos but I can't ride a Bicycle!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I thought this was a joke but nope


at the Twin Peaks restaurant in Waco

loving lol

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Fat Lowtax posted:

I Want to Join the Bandidos but I can't ride a Bicycle!

One time I was in line at a gas station behind two Bandidos and they had two girls with them. The girls looked about 15 and were wearing fishnets and leather. It made me feel bad.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 29 minutes!
white culture...smh

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
this is gonna escalate until all the trigger happy wackadoos are buried or behind bars, i think. natural selection at its finest

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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1.0 star rating 1/30/2015
If i could give this place negative stars I would.

The main meal was cafeteria grade. We got wings, hamburgers, and a sample platter. It ended up costing us $80. The menu was one page two sided. One side drinks (small for a bar) and the other side food with almost no variety.

There was no fruity drinks just a very small selection of harder alcohol and a few choices of beer. The waitress did not even if anything could be served virgin.

We had a group of 5 and we all ordered side salads, to be eaten before the meal. We did not get them until we got our main meals and one of the dressings was wrong. In order to fix it our waitress, Tristen, had to get the manager Brad to fix it. He was rather rude and just scoffed and took it back.

The wings where average, and the chicken wings where very lightly breaded. We were never asked how we wanted the burgers cooked, and the blue cheese for the wings tasted like it had been sitting out for to long. Also my mother in law noticed she got less fries then my father in law, and once again ,Tristen, had to get the manager. His response was "They came out of the same batch, I guess he just got a little more" instead of getting her some more. My sister in law clearly had the same amount of fries as my father in law.

To top that off the sample platter (I ate for dinner) had plastic in it. The manager came over and "said i dont know how that got in there but I will take the price off" Me and my fiance split the bill and we told her to split the bill as close as she could....I had two more dollars on my receipt. And then the sample platter was not taken off even though she said it was. It took Tristen three times and 40 minutes to get our bill right.

I would never ever recommend it.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
:clint: as gently caress

Vir
Dec 14, 2007

Does it tickle when your Body Thetans flap their wings, eh Beatrice?

Fat Lowtax posted:

I Want to Join the Bandidos but I can't ride a Bicycle!

Being a 1%er is all abouth the meth and tough guy image. I've seen whole national chapters of international 1%er-gangs where not a single member had ever ridden a motorcycle.

9 dead, 192 arrested (so far). I call that a good start. Lots of dentists won't be coming to work today. Unfortunately before this is over many innocent bystanders might get killed in the process, but as long as all you Texans remember to aim for the tough guy three-split patches all should be well.

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
Wait was this some sort of rich biker gang or something? Is that even a thing that exists?

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Vir posted:

Being a 1%er is all abouth the meth and tough guy image. I've seen whole national chapters of international 1%er-gangs where not a single member had ever ridden a motorcycle.

9 dead, 192 arrested (so far). I call that a good start. Lots of dentists won't be coming to work today. Unfortunately before this is over many innocent bystanders might get killed in the process, but as long as all you Texans remember to aim for the tough guy three-split patches all should be well.

lol shut up

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
It's a good thing they all had guns so that this happened.

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May 27, 2004



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hey look at these dentists

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
this sons of anarchy fad is getting out of control. Its not even a very good show smh

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Twin peaks is a much better place than Hooters

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Also

Frog Act posted:

white culture...smh

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol at having an SS tattoo but being a 'cossack'

lordoftheT posted:

Wait was this some sort of rich biker gang or something? Is that even a thing that exists?


nah bikers were calling themselves 1%ers way before the whole occupy thing or 1% being associated with rich people

it just means like 'we're society's fringe, the outcasts the rebels, the 1% of the population that is badass'

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

Moridin920 posted:

lol at having an SS tattoo but being a 'cossack'



nah bikers were calling themselves 1%ers way before the whole occupy thing or 1% being associated with rich people

it just means like 'we're society's fringe, the outcasts the rebels, the 1% of the population that is badass'

Makes sense, thanks.

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
son of a bitch now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head all day

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Wonder what prompted the gun battle? I suspect disagreements over hypothetical scenarios involving the provisional Russian Governments of 1917 and discussion of tactics in the Russian Civil War. I'm hoping the proponents of Menshivism won out in this gun battle.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Moridin920 posted:

lol at having an SS tattoo but being a 'cossack'
both killed the gently caress out of Jews and a lot of Cossacks worked eith the Germans because they hated the commies so their history is sound

Moridin920 posted:

nah bikers were calling themselves 1%ers way before the whole occupy thing or 1% being associated with rich people

it just means like 'we're society's fringe, the outcasts the rebels, the 1% of the population that is badass'

It's actually a reference to some statement from the american motorcyclist association in like the 50s that 99% of motorcyclists were law abiding citizens or something l8ke that

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May 27, 2004



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lol bandidos took their logo from a bag of tortilla chips

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

B-b-but they just like bikes and rides to raise money for childrens hospitals!

Vir
Dec 14, 2007

Does it tickle when your Body Thetans flap their wings, eh Beatrice?
If you want to know what the Norwegian term for "does not have a motorcycle license" is, here you get to do some memorizing. Extra credit for finding the guy who can't even drive a scooter.

Mongols all the way, down with the white man ..... oh wait we're like the whitest kinds you've ever seen.

Vir fucked around with this message at 17:39 on May 18, 2015

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
Yeah to be fair to those bikers (lol) there really were a large number of Cossacks in the SS.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Mange Mite posted:

both killed the gently caress out of Jews and a lot of Cossacks worked eith the Germans because they hated the commies so their history is sound

you mean a bunch of collaborators worked with the germans

lordoftheT posted:

Yeah to be fair to those bikers (lol) there really were a large number of Cossacks in the SS.


yeah but not because they agreed with Germany so much as they didn't like communism/stalin

not like it was that clear cut really

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Moridin920 posted:

you mean a bunch of collaborators worked with the germans



yeah but not because they agreed with Germany so much as they didn't like communism/stalin

a sick dope collabo so phresh

Mr.Smiley4
Jul 4, 2007
Send him to Detroit!
Jeez, things have sure gone to poo poo in Twin Peaks since Laura Palmer was killed.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Mr.Smiley4 posted:

Jeez, things have sure gone to poo poo in Twin Peaks since Laura Palmer was killed.

:monocle:

Vir
Dec 14, 2007

Does it tickle when your Body Thetans flap their wings, eh Beatrice?


Twin Peaks is just a synonym for two of the better parts of the female anatomy, right?

Vir fucked around with this message at 17:50 on May 18, 2015

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
1%er in this case means the 1% of bikers who are criminals/commit gang related crime.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
This owns. I'm glad this happened.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
meh I still think the muslims getting their asses shot over a bunch of cartoons was better.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Powercrazy posted:

This owns. I'm glad this happened.

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
fury road got us all a little excited i guess

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
was Kurt Sutter injured?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Powercrazy posted:

This owns. I'm glad this happened.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i wisj i was in a biker gang

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-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
if both of these gangs had been armed with thermo-nuclear weapons this would have never happened

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