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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I went to buy some shock tarts and it turns out they rebranded into Sweet Tarts Chewy Sours, Im sure you can all imagine my surprise :monocle:

Never gonna forget May 2015 now

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I would like to know: shock tarts

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
shock farts imo, those things suck

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Kuato posted:

I went to buy some shock tarts and it turns out they rebranded into Sweet Tarts Chewy Sours, Im sure you can all imagine my surprise :monocle:
Would you say you were shocked

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
we're out of sour cream

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

dad gay. so what posted:

I would like to know: shock tarts

My mouth hurts just thinking about those devil chews.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Why would you buy those as someone over the age of like 10

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Nefarious posted:

we're out of sour cream

*loosening collar and mopping forehead with a handlerchief* My uh... my Chest

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


thathonkey posted:

Why would you buy those as someone over the age of like 10
Why would you assume anyone here is over 10




mentally at least

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."

dad gay. so what posted:

i got a spot right in front so my gout didnt bother me too much.

What kind of piss goes with french fries?

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
more places should have malt vinegar

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious posted:

more places should have malt vinegar

agreed, pretty much everywhere actually

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
yeah that is actually my favorite part about going to five guys. Aside from the free peanuts. And the five guys.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

thathonkey posted:

yeah that is actually my favorite part about going to five guys. Aside from the free peanuts. And the five guys.

personally, and take it as you will, but my favorite part is eating the bacon cheeseburger... i like wait and wait eatinging the firingging fires untill i cant takin it anymore then WHHOOOSH. burgertime.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Nefarious posted:

more places should have malt vinegar

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

dad gay. so what posted:

personally, and take it as you will, but my favorite part is eating the bacon cheeseburger... i like wait and wait eatinging the firingging fires untill i cant takin it anymore then WHHOOOSH. burgertime.

I like to starve myself for a week straight then finally when i feel like i am about to die from hunger i have my girl drive me to 5 guys pronto and i order a bacon cheese with every topping on it and a bacon cheese dog on the side, telling the cook to make it snappy cause this is an actual medical emergency and poo poo and then i take the burg in one hand and the dog in my other and i eat them simultaneously, one from each angle into my agape mouth chewing and swallowing most of it whole until finally i defecate all over the floor of the restaurant and collapse into euphoric bliss

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Im banned from 3/4 of the five guys in my area

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


thathonkey posted:

Im banned from 3/4 of the five guys in my area
you have a math error, that should be 3/5

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

thathonkey posted:

I like to starve myself for a week straight then finally when i feel like i am about to die from hunger i have my girl drive me to 5 guys pronto and i order a bacon cheese with every topping on it and a bacon cheese dog on the side, telling the cook to make it snappy cause this is an actual medical emergency and poo poo and then i take the burg in one hand and the dog in my other and i eat them simultaneously, one from each angle into my agape mouth chewing and swallowing most of it whole until finally i defecate all over the floor of the restaurant and collapse into euphoric bliss

wow. uhh. :yikes:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Hey dont knock it until youve tried it

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
whatevs

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
ugh my chest

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha6ops4dQLE

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

oh my god that poor man someone get him a burg STAT

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