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I hear water is pretty loving scarce out there. Please deconflict. Can't we just grow stuff closer to the water?
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May 19, 2015 02:48
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:being from the east coast i have this preconception of everyone from the midwest being a loving retard bumpkin
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May 19, 2015 02:48
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i grew up on the east coast, inside of a city no less.. not on the outskirts or in a suburb, real fuckin' city livin' living in the midwest now cuz these idiots pay me retarded money to do what i do, i hate it and love it
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May 19, 2015 02:49
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West coast of Florida, you get to be on the west of the east. And still beaches and babes (who are all over 45  )
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May 19, 2015 02:49
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Literal lol if U don't live in Texas
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May 19, 2015 02:49
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porkchop_express posted:i heard all the porn production is leaving cali. this makes me sad They passed some stupid laws and it was talked about. But turns out California is kinda broke and can't be bothered to check up on sets so most people stay put. Lot of people went out of business anyway though due to internet.
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May 19, 2015 02:54
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Lol at people that live on the west coast trying to actually insult other areas of the US as if you aren't the metaphorical butthole of the US' commerce, industry, and culture We're laughing at you Everybody is laughing at you, especially at California
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May 19, 2015 02:58
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coming from the west coast to the midwest all i know is i loving miss west coast drivers god drat bunch of retards and old ladies on these roads every single loving one of you
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May 19, 2015 02:58
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Redkist posted:is all just one big traffic jam and they have no realization how much of it is rural farmland and vineyard country where all their food and wine comes from So then you told them that all their food comes from California, right? What was their reaction?
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May 19, 2015 02:59
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CJacobs posted:Lol at people that live on the west coast trying to actually insult other areas of the US as if you aren't the metaphorical butthole of the US' commerce, industry, and culture We only care about New York's opinion and everythings been cool since biggie wrote that song. As far as the world is concerned the US only has 2 states anyway.
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May 19, 2015 03:04
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Yeah sorry we don't waste a bunch of time learning poo poo about you Hey what's California up to? I feel like I don't know enough about California Two, whenever California's not on screen, all the other states should be asking "Where's California"?
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May 19, 2015 03:08
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If the coasties hate every other region of our country, why do they get so indignant when those other regions talk about succession? We'd all obviously be happier, separate.
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May 19, 2015 03:20
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:being from the east coast i have this preconception of everyone from the midwest being a loving retard bumpkin
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May 19, 2015 03:21
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CA is a shithole. If you don't live in Ohio, gently caress you.
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May 19, 2015 03:24
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Teacher, gently caress your state history requirements I demand California History for every upstanding citizen.
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May 19, 2015 03:25
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GORDON posted:If the coasties hate every other region of our country, why do they get so indignant when those other regions talk about succession? We'd all obviously be happier, separate. because the coasts are enlightened enough to know that the only outcome to this is a mass migration of bumpkin shitheads to their areas once they realize their standard of living will plummet to rural indian levels without the teet of federal tax dollars propping up their lovely economies, hth
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May 19, 2015 03:27
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Next you're going to tell me that the dream we all have of California breaking off into the sea isn't geographically feasible because the San Andreas fault isn't the state line and boy if we want to have a loving avocado in November we'd better start kissing your rear end
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May 19, 2015 03:29
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jokes on you we aint got no water and all our fruit is shriveled and tiny but soon it'll be mad max so that'll be cool
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May 19, 2015 03:36
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:all the fault activity on the West Coast usually means your poo poo is about to get pushed in Yeah, in a few thousand years maybe.
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May 19, 2015 03:51
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Lufiron posted:because the coasts are enlightened enough to know that the only outcome to this is a mass migration of bumpkin shitheads to their areas once they realize their standard of living will plummet to rural indian levels without the teet of federal tax dollars propping up their lovely economies, hth I disagree with everything you just said.
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May 19, 2015 03:59
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amityville anus posted:So you're smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger. Looks like a peanut! Let's get you sworn in! And as someone who has lived in Chicago for 30 years, it sucks here. gently caress this place.
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May 19, 2015 04:08
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my sister in law moved from iowa to manhattan right after college and now makes six figures her 5 sisters all married army dudes at 18 and they hate her loving guts for being the one to make it over the wall
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May 19, 2015 04:10
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Wisconsin was kind of cool when I was there but now and it's turned into some sort of conservative shithole after I left i'm russ feingold bitch Whooping Crabs fucked around with this message at 04:31 on May 19, 2015 |
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May 19, 2015 04:25
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porkchop_express posted:i heard all the porn production is leaving cali. this makes me sad its moving to florida more spanish rear end
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May 19, 2015 14:51
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op can u share some more stories about how all midwesterners make generalizations thx
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May 19, 2015 14:53
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I've been all over the countryand pretty much everywhere has McDonalds, the internet, and HBO. poo poo's pretty much the same everywhere. Anyone who tells you otherwise is obviously a poor who can't afford to travel.
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May 19, 2015 14:58
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When i was forced to visit Illinois, I found out that the Midwest has commercials for a dating website just for lonely farmers called farmersonly.com
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May 19, 2015 15:05
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california knows how to party
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Edgar posted:When i was forced to visit Illinois, I found out that the Midwest has commercials for a dating website just for lonely farmers called farmersonly.com Well yeah, it's important that your partner understands the life changing events of your life, like when your dog died after taking a dip in your run-off cesspool that plum you forgot to clean, or when your other dog was felled by a tree you was choppin' late night, or when you lost three of your fingers loadin' up the sickle mower or when you lost the other two in the corn husker or how two of your sons was a asphyxiated in your silo from the methane gas build up.
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May 19, 2015 15:24
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california is a paradise me and nooner chill and sip micheladas all day
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May 19, 2015 15:36
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fyodor posted:california is a paradise me and nooner chill and sip micheladas all day Do you use camaronazo or clamato?
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May 19, 2015 15:38
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The farmer dating website commercials air in florida too, probably most of the south really, and they are really hilarious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RvyFFjP7RE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYun_5-tpvc i still don't believe that this is a real thing
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May 19, 2015 15:41
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LOL . MOST OF CALIFORNIA IS JUST THE MIDWEST WITH HIGHER PROPERTY PRICES AND MORE CRIME.
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May 19, 2015 15:56
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except with mountains and beaches and beautiful women and weed. so yea pretty much the same.
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May 19, 2015 16:15
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california knows how to party
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May 19, 2015 16:17
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i also hate them op. i hate them.
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May 19, 2015 16:20
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In the city of L.A.
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May 19, 2015 16:21
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*goes to another state* What is this? Missouri? Pffft. *puts hands in pockets and looks to the side* That's cool. I guess.
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*goes to store in another state* "That'll be 6.95 pl-" "YEAH, I KNOW how to pay for things, OKAY? I'm from CALIFORNIA? Maybe you've HEARD OF IT?!"
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