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Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Further On Up The Road - Johnny Cash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3sNHiu_FsU

Two guys are travelling, but one of them knows he's going to die before they reach their destination. He pretends to stop just for a rest, and then says to his friend "Go on ahead. I'll catch up with you."

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
comfortably numb is a song about how retarded the fans are and how bad the band is

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Cassie's You and Me is about blowjobs


So is maddonas song like a prayer

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
stairway to heaven is about an escalator in a large mall

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

stella was a diver and she was always down is about this scuba lady who loved to go scuba diving. Scooba. Scoooooooooobaa.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
all of appetite for destruction is a concept album about a dumb hick kid who gets chewed up and spit out by sleazy 80's la

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
ben folds brick is about a girl made of bricks

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
like a prayer is about sucking a big cock

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Stairway to heaven is about taking ecstasy at a rave

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Party Rock Anthem is about the joy of the holocaust.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
"are you happy now" is a sarcastic song and she doesn't want him to be happy at all

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

Cannibal Corpse's 'Meat Hook Sodomy' is about being brutally rear end raped by butcher's tools, and no on agrees with that

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Like a virgin is a song about being an anal rapist.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

also i cum blood

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
"happy birthday" is about grey aliens found by mirroring the mona lisa

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Firstborn posted:

"happy birthday" is about grey aliens found by mirroring the mona lisa

i agree with this

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

"Once In A Lifetime" is about you.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

Dungeon Ecology posted:

also i cum blood

I still regret hearing that song

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

ground control was loving major tom's wife

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
Eric Clapton you look wonderful tonight is about a little disabled feller.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
Rush's "The Trees" is about a group of anthropomorphic trees having a violent disagreement with each other about the proper apportionment of sunlight.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

"Baker Street" by Gerry Rafferty is about a UFO encounter Gerry had after busking in the late 60s. The UFOs chased Gerry down the london streets, till he felt he was "dead on his feet". Gerry was eventually captured, and saw a vast cargo of humans that had been relieved of their souls by the aliens' soul-capturing device (so many people but they've got no souls). After a year of captivity, promising not to tell anyone, he was released back at a London Bus terminal, where he immediately went home to rest : "the sun is rising it's a new morning, you're going home". The saxophone breaks represent being raised and lowered in the UFO's tractor beams, and when the guitar solo starts, it represents the bus engine which that day had a leak in its manifold. He renamed the album "City to City" after the record company rejected his previous title "Planet to Planet", and wrote another song, "The Ark" to describe a UFO containing species from many planets, collected before those planets were destroyed.

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
Dire Straits Brothers in Arms is about a recuperating MMO addict.

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

The Final Countdown is about some Jews about to enter the gas chamber.

Bob Saget IRL
Oct 24, 2014

Jesus drove race cars

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat
run run run away baby
before i put my sperm on you

chippy
Aug 16, 2006

OK I DON'T GET IT

how me a frog posted:

Eric Clapton you look wonderful tonight is about a little disabled feller.

* in a wheelchair

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
The entire opera Parsifal is a retelling of the Hannukah legend.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Dire Straights "Money for Nothing" is about the simplicity of a life in appliance sales.

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Waltzing Along posted:

Party Rock Anthem is about the joy of the holocaust.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Universe Master posted:

Dire Straights "Money for Nothing" is about the simplicity of a life in appliance sales.

This is true, though.

Bob Saget IRL posted:

Jesus drove race cars

This too. He was a carpenter and a mechanic.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
"The Day the Music Died" is about the death of blues legend BB King

Epic Doctor Fetus
Jul 23, 2003

Beethoven's 5th Symphony is about how to get warez on the internet.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Jessie's Girl is being sung by the titular Jessie and he's getting cucked.

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck
Every song is about heroin.

Every. Song.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cno20onK9dY
The driver from The Distance by Cake, was killed during the race and is never coming home.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
this land is your land is an exhortation to the masses to rise up and do away with the concept of private ownership

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"The Times They are A' Changin'" is about gay marriage.

So is "Stronger than You."

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
I want you by Elvis Costello is actually about Jerry Lewis' unreleased film project The Day the Clown Cried.

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Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Homecoming by Kanye West is about his babysitter growing up, Wendy.

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