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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

So apparently I'm moving too fast for her, so she decided to break up and 'start from the beginning'. Whatevs, ask me about my lovely relationship problems!

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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
did you have much sex?

i think my new gf is trying to get pregnant not sure though

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
sever

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
she's going back to last tuesday, sweet

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
too fast how?

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
Can you try moving less quickly?
Maybe she can't move as fast as you.
Are you a vampire?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

too fast how?

picked out her burial plot

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

FIRST TIME posted:

picked out her burial plot

the smoothest move in ancient egypt

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Nation posted:

did you have much sex?

i think my new gf is trying to get pregnant not sure though

probably but not just with you

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Nation posted:

did you have much sex?

i think my new gf is trying to get pregnant not sure though

Oh yeah, we hosed. It was pretty bloody.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
is she hot? can i get her number?

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

dog buttz posted:

probably but not just with you

I always wanted to go on one of those shows where you do a paternity test and throw poo poo

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
op is cragi david

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

DaveSplitter posted:

Oh yeah, we hosed. It was pretty bloody.

Bloody terrible apparently!!!

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

concerned mom posted:

op is cragi david

lol

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
OP stop forcing yourself on her you rapist

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Nation posted:

Bloody terrible apparently!!!

Ohhhh yeah ur so funny good job m8

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

OP stop forcing yourself on her you rapist

It's okay, I'll probably keep talking to her while I gently caress some other girl on the side.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
she just doesnt like you OP. lol , move on

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

she just doesnt like you OP. lol , move on

this, op probably said he loved her or some gay poo poo.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
kill yourselves

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

dad gay. so what posted:

kill yourselves
Rude!

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

did you bum her

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Are you 15 or something? Unless you're an emotionally stunted chlld 1 week isn't really a huge amount of time to get too emotionally invested in someone.

Ramulack
Oct 12, 2009
Tell her your gay. That'll teach her.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

DaveSplitter posted:

Ohhhh yeah ur so funny good job m8

thanks trying to get a troll roll going

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

DaveSplitter posted:

So apparently I'm moving too fast for her, so she decided to break up and 'start from the beginning'. Whatevs, ask me about my lovely relationship problems!

stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Bea Nanner posted:

stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to

funnily enough thats how i met ur mom

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
i respect my rural mother, while yours feeds from trashcans on the outskirts of town

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

lol, it only took her one week to realize she'd made a terrible mistake

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
how did you get her to break up with you? I bummed my girlfriend two days ago and she didn't break up with me or anything..I'm pretty sure she's trying to stick around now and I don't know how to tell her she's boring the gently caress out of me except by telling her she's boring the gently caress out of me.

I guess I could just move and never answer the phone

Mad Lupine
Feb 18, 2011

all the things you said
running through my head
Would have been wiser of her to make that break up permanent.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
Sure, Dave "Splitter", sure she broke up with you

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
what are you a freshman in high school

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
What's your social security number? Think you could co sign for me for either another car or a house? Tia

SniperFox
Mar 19, 2015
she prob found another dude with a bigger dick

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
next time use save states

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

haris pilton posted:

Can you try moving less quickly?
Maybe she can't move as fast as you.
Are you a vampire?

she's fat haha

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
please don't kill yourself OP, it will get better, maybe :ohdear:

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