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Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Wooden baton which is just a half sized baseball bat with a strap on it and umm, ahh, idk, something funny like a butt on a stick- no - a poopy butt on a stick

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Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

im pooping! posted:

home invaders suck my motherfuckin dick



I'm gonna sell that retarded piece of poo poo on ebay after I break in and rape you

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Digital Fingers posted:

Wooden baton which is just a half sized baseball bat with a strap on it and umm, ahh, idk, something funny like a butt on a stick- no - a poopy butt on a stick

lol.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
long swords are traditionallt 1 handed, if its any longer it will be used with 2 hands unless its a bastard or half and half sword which can be used with 1 or 2 hands depending on your fighting style

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

also own a multi tool and hammer, set of screwdrivers, lethal stuff

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
pretend i posted a photo of a tactilol person with a gun and a dead pigeon

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Enfield posted:

long swords are traditionallt 1 handed, if its any longer it will be used with 2 hands unless its a bastard or half and half sword which can be used with 1 or 2 hands depending on your fighting style

Trap sprung :smug:

:siren: Nerd Alert :siren:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Applewhite posted:

Trap sprung :smug:

:siren: Nerd Alert :siren:

uh im sorry but why would i be ashamed for knowing the way of the swords as it increases my martial prowess and otget things man i finh gtlp

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003



i carry this knife w me so i can get stabbed with it when i get mugged

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!

Applewhite posted:

Longswords are a two handed weapon!

for a weak bitch halfling like u maybe

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

-Misfit- posted:

for a weak bitch halfling like u maybe

Halflngs are a noble people!

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


$50 on amazon

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

dad gay. so what posted:

what class are you?

Oh, im gay

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Only a Tongue-Tongue.

Tongue-Tongue is all muscle for Tongue-Tongue is all tongue.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Oh, and a Bat'leth. Can't defend yourself without a Bat'leth.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Metal Gear?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

genesplicer posted:

Oh, and a Bat'leth. Can't defend yourself without a Bat'leth.

Qapla'

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i always carry a switchblade and have a collapsible baton shoved down the front of my pants. i live in a rowdy neighborhood

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

wait are the knives and gun attached to the hockey stick?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

my mind is my greatest weapon op, i have never known defeat

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Mr. Pumroy posted:

my mind is my greatest weapon op, i have never known defeat

well, at least until someone comes along and shoots you square in the mind

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Macasaurus posted:

wait are the knives and gun attached to the hockey stick?

yes

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

im pooping! posted:

$50 on amazon



Kukris are cool I bought one at a reggae festival in California that I went to with my mom. Next time I'm at her place I need to see if it's still there because I don't live with her.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Kubaton, a framing hammer, and a little fixed blade.

I dont like weapons.

Infinite Karma
Oct 23, 2004
Good as dead





Three guns, four swords, and AIDS

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


ive been trying to find a 18" framing hammer and it's loving impossible to find because everywhere assumes i mean 18 oz rather than 18 inches

like the hammer tyrese had on the walking dead, that thing was a beastg

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
hey what is the difference between a framing hammer and a claw hammer?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

im pooping! posted:

like the hammer tyrese had on the walking dead, that thing was a beastg

gently caress yeah. tyrese with the hammer is second only to darryl's chain whip monster kill

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

thathonkey posted:

hey what is the difference between a framing hammer and a claw hammer?

I think its a regional dialect thing.

This is what I have. It sits near my door.

http://www.amazon.com/TEKTON-30325-...+framing+hammer

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


a framing hammer is longer and heavier, unlike your dick

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

a t-shirt cannon loaded with my dirty underwear

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
like most modern day street samurai I carry the practical long blade OP

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

a t-shirt cannon loaded with my dirty underwear

Im calling geneva and hague.

That poo poo isnt cool bro.

Bio-weapons are so 2000nlate.

Deafboy
Dec 5, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
King's Sword of Haste

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

im pooping! posted:

a framing hammer is longer and heavier, unlike your dick

but like my dick, it is used for some hardcore bangin amirite????

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald


some others too i guess

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

THE DOG HOUSE posted:



some others too i guess

Why is your gas tube so short?

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

psyopmonkey posted:

Why is your gas tube so short?

it was exceptionally cheap this way

$450 built as is in that pic

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


thathonkey posted:

but like my dick, it is used for some hardcore bangin amirite????

hammers are used for hitting women, unlike ur dick

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

it was exceptionally cheap this way

$450 built as is in that pic

Did your tube spring have to be shortened or is it a weaker spring?

I cant imagine a short gas tube allowing a proper cycle.

I dunno though, guns are dumb.

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