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solid gold plated .50 desert eagle that i wear on my hip everywhere that i go. come at me bro!!!!!! !!!!!!
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i've also got a club that i carved by hand from a fallen tree, wrapped the handle with grip tape and the top with barbed wire 
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May 19, 2015 19:54
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dad gay. so what posted:what class are you? Oh, im gay
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May 19, 2015 20:12
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Mr. Pumroy posted:my mind is my greatest weapon op, i have never known defeat well, at least until someone comes along and shoots you square in the mind
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May 19, 2015 20:30
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hey what is the difference between a framing hammer and a claw hammer?
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May 19, 2015 20:57
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im pooping! posted:a framing hammer is longer and heavier, unlike your dick but like my dick, it is used for some hardcore bangin amirite????
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May 19, 2015 21:11
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so I guess this is a gun thread now
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May 19, 2015 21:21
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Crewmine posted:it's been a while since we sat down and had a really interesting conversation about the specifications of guns
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May 19, 2015 21:26
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:alright man i get the hint are any of those parts made of gold? if not, that gun is a piece of poo poo i personally would not ever fire it. but that's just me personally.
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May 19, 2015 21:42
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I sharpen and then stow 3 ninja throwing stars in the frame of my bed each night before i go to sleep. It occurs to me if there are ever more than 3 intruders i would be really hosed. I think ill order a couple more stars.
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May 20, 2015 03:42
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Now that you mention it i do have a custom made full scale replica of cloud's buster sword from final fantasy vii that i had commissioned for extra defense of my home. I cant lift it but i figure someone walks in and sees this thing on its ornate stand on my mantel theyre gonna poo poo bricks and run away in terror much like how you might or might not know simply racking a shotgun will scare off most thieves
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May 20, 2015 04:16
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Prof. human being posted:I keep a mystical Peruvian machete by the door... right next to my fedora. Well, technically a pinch-crown. That knife is some fake bullshit sold to a dumb tourist. That fedora on the other hand... Is it for sale?
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May 20, 2015 04:32
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The best home defense "weapon" is to just get large-ish dog. Plus they make good companions unlike inanimate metal and polymer
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May 20, 2015 04:56
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ZombieParts posted:There's a break-in video that's been circulating around. Three dudes break into a house in the middle of the night. Some cats come and watch them. As they are leaving one of the occupants wakes up and runs in with a pistol. She takes a random shot in the darkness and manages to shoot a hole in a window. This wakes up the other occupant who wakes up dopey as loving hell. A revolver magically appears in his hand but he's still half a sleep so he uses the revolver to prop himself up while he tries to get oriented. He manages to get to his feet and stumbles down the stairs like a drunkard. The house occupants run around doing "hooo-ah! We trained for this" poo poo for a minute and then they show stills of the damage the dumb bitch did when she shot wild in the dark. Oh I thought for sure you were going to say one of the stray rounds killed a cat. What does the bolded part have to do with the rest of the story? Also youd think that even the most basic amount of gun training should lead you to NOT use a loaded weapon to "prop yourself up" even if you are half asleep. God drat people are stupid.
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May 20, 2015 11:29
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Wild T posted:That's adorable Yeah I know I know it still blows my mind though. Human stupidity truly knows no limits.
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May 20, 2015 11:39
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Firing guns at inanimate targets is actually really fun especially outdoors.
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God forbid you let looking cool with a gun take the backseat to being cautious at all times with a gun
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