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I sniffed my friend's sister's panties from the laundry basket when I was drunk one night. In my defense, she was really hot and I was really drunk.
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What'd they smell like
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May 20, 2015 09:34
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My thing is that post ^
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May 20, 2015 09:35
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CJacobs posted:What'd they smell like Like sunshine and poppies.
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May 20, 2015 09:38
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pput youre peepee in her hoohah, op
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May 20, 2015 09:42
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I was one of the stars of the movie "I Think We're Alone Now"
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May 20, 2015 10:07
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SweetKarma posted:I sniffed my friend's sister's panties from the laundry basket when I was drunk one night. Was it your sister's 'friend' like when people are too embarrassed to ask about themselves so it's always 'my friend wants to know...'?
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May 20, 2015 10:16
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Killed a hooker and wore her hide as a coat
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May 20, 2015 10:19
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slapped the ol' willy at a public urinal. in my defense i was 13
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May 20, 2015 12:01
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once i haunted a house and spooked some dumb teenagers real good or do you not mean that kind of creepy
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May 20, 2015 12:03
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Well when I was like 13 this girl I was kind of friends with but who was always a bitch to me ended up in a coma. I went to see her in the hospital and I accidentally jostled her a bit in the bed and her shirt fell open. So her titty was just out and so I popped one off and splattered across her chest. I remember looking at the ropey strings of cum reaching from finger to finger like opalescent spiderwebs and muttering 'I'm so hosed up'
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May 20, 2015 12:08
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Jim Barris posted:Well when I was like 13 this girl I was kind of friends with but who was always a bitch to me ended up in a coma. I went to see her in the hospital and I accidentally jostled her a bit in the bed and her shirt fell open. So her titty was just out and so I popped one off and splattered across her chest. I remember looking at the ropey strings of cum reaching from finger to finger like opalescent spiderwebs and muttering 'I'm so hosed up' ...I-I read a lot of goosebumps books?
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May 20, 2015 12:13
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SweetKarma posted:I sniffed my friend's sister's panties from the laundry basket when I was drunk one night.
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May 20, 2015 12:14
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Jim Barris posted:Well when I was like 13 this girl I was kind of friends with but who was always a bitch to me ended up in a coma. I went to see her in the hospital and I accidentally jostled her a bit in the bed and her shirt fell open. So her titty was just out and so I popped one off and splattered across her chest. I remember looking at the ropey strings of cum reaching from finger to finger like opalescent spiderwebs and muttering 'I'm so hosed up' congratulations
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May 20, 2015 12:16
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i posted in this thread.
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May 20, 2015 12:26
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Jim Barris posted:Well when I was like 13 this girl I was kind of friends with but who was always a bitch to me ended up in a coma. I went to see her in the hospital and I accidentally jostled her a bit in the bed and her shirt fell open. So her titty was just out and so I popped one off and splattered across her chest. I remember looking at the ropey strings of cum reaching from finger to finger like opalescent spiderwebs and muttering 'I'm so hosed up'
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May 20, 2015 12:39
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Jim Barris posted:Well when I was like 13 this girl I was kind of friends with but who was always a bitch to me ended up in a coma. I went to see her in the hospital and I accidentally jostled her a bit in the bed and her shirt fell open. So her titty was just out and so I popped one off and splattered across her chest. I remember looking at the ropey strings of cum reaching from finger to finger like opalescent spiderwebs and muttering 'I'm so hosed up' Bet you have some real daddy issues
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May 20, 2015 12:53
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SweetKarma posted:I sniffed my friend's sister's panties from the laundry basket when I was drunk one night. was there a skidmark?
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May 20, 2015 12:54
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krampster2 posted:slapped the ol' willy at a public urinal. in my defense i was 13 for reference you're now 14
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May 20, 2015 12:56
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i pulled out some rear end hair by hand and then cut apart a watermelon.
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May 20, 2015 13:03
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Jim Barris posted:Well when I was like 13 this girl I was kind of friends with but who was always a bitch to me ended up in a coma. I went to see her in the hospital and I accidentally jostled her a bit in the bed and her shirt fell open. So her titty was just out and so I popped one off and splattered across her chest. I remember looking at the ropey strings of cum reaching from finger to finger like opalescent spiderwebs and muttering 'I'm so hosed up' same
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May 20, 2015 13:27
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i did the old red hot chili peppers sockman routine
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May 20, 2015 13:30
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statute of limitations still hasnt passed
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May 20, 2015 13:35
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Jim Barris posted:Well when I was like 13 this girl I was kind of friends with but who was always a bitch to me ended up in a coma. I went to see her in the hospital and I accidentally jostled her a bit in the bed and her shirt fell open. So her titty was just out and so I popped one off and splattered across her chest. I remember looking at the ropey strings of cum reaching from finger to finger like opalescent spiderwebs and muttering 'I'm so hosed up' came
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May 20, 2015 13:37
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Jim Barris posted:Well when I was like 13 this girl I was kind of friends with but who was always a bitch to me ended up in a coma. I went to see her in the hospital and I accidentally jostled her a bit in the bed and her shirt fell open. So her titty was just out and so I popped one off and splattered across her chest. I remember looking at the ropey strings of cum reaching from finger to finger like opalescent spiderwebs and muttering 'I'm so hosed up' anime is bad
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May 20, 2015 13:39
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spanked it in a corner store bathroom after stealing a playboy from said corner store and hiding it in my pants. to be 13 again.
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May 20, 2015 13:52
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When I was fourteen, there was this awkward boy two grades below me. We hung out a bit, but his little heart couldn't take it and he fell in love. I wasn't down for it, but I did like having him wrapped around my finger. Anyway, to maintain my control, I pretended to be asleep while he molested me. At least, that was the plan, but he got...carried away. With the DNA evidence, I managed to blackmail his parents. It ruined their marriage and they eventually divorced. From what I hear, it was pretty nasty stuff. Grrl Pwrr !rr!
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May 20, 2015 13:58
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im learning that 13 year olds are creepy
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May 20, 2015 14:02
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Renegret posted:anime is bad It's good.
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May 20, 2015 14:08
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Killed 2 dogs a cat 3 mice. And 5 kids
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May 20, 2015 14:10
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you killed a cat? YOU MONSTER
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May 20, 2015 14:11
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According to most females I've met in my life (especially as a child and teenager): The creepiest thing I have ever done is existing and continuing to exist.
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Jim Barris posted:Well when I was like 13 this girl I was kind of friends with but who was always a bitch to me ended up in a coma. I went to see her in the hospital and I accidentally jostled her a bit in the bed and her shirt fell open. So her titty was just out and so I popped one off and splattered across her chest. I remember looking at the ropey strings of cum reaching from finger to finger like opalescent spiderwebs and muttering 'I'm so hosed up' http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3693947&pagenumber=77&perpage=40#post445555947
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May 21, 2015 01:04
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i also sniffed the op's sister's panties
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May 21, 2015 01:05
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Stalked a girlfriend because I thought she was cheating on me. She was cheating on me.
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May 21, 2015 01:12
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Date rape, but they were into it 
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May 21, 2015 01:14
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Let's just say Buffy was a female dog, and my depravity knew no limits.
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May 21, 2015 01:16
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amityville anus posted:Let's just say Buffy was a female dog, and my depravity knew no limits. 
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May 21, 2015 01:24
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that was my sister. and she has a penis. did you enjoy the smell of male taint and balls? lol
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amityville anus posted:Let's just say Buffy was a female dog, and my depravity knew no limits. Came here to do this. Leaving now.
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