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Today marks the fourth year since Randall Mario Poffo left this earth. Known to his friends as Macho Man, Randy was a kind soul who simply wanted his coworker Terry to cease eyeballing his beloved wife, Elizabeth. Randy went on to accomplish great things, such as defeating Goku, and becoming an advocate for nutrition by encouraging the nation's youth to consume plentiful amounts of protein-rich food.  Please honor Randy's memory by eating Slim Jims, referring to everyone in this thread as Mean Jean, and making threats to Tito Santana's life.
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May 20, 2015 10:19
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Rand alPaul posted:
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May 20, 2015 10:25
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might as well get the best macho man thing out of the way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bifmj1O3D24
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May 20, 2015 10:25
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Rand alPaul posted:Today marks the fourth year since Randall Mario Poffo left this earth. Known to his friends as Macho Man, Randy was a kind soul who simply wanted his coworker Terry to cease eyeballing his beloved wife, Elizabeth. The only cool person named Randall. Thingyman posted:might as well get the best macho man thing out of the way Amazing. Guess I gotta download another Skyrim mod...
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May 20, 2015 10:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8I43bF840s
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May 20, 2015 12:02
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rip macho man randy savage, u were always cooler than hulk hogan
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May 20, 2015 13:05
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i have an enduring trauma involving slim jims that has made me incapable of eating them. also, didnt randy try to become a rapper late in life?
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May 20, 2015 13:08
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a good man died in the line of duty. rip 
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May 20, 2015 13:12
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May 20, 2015 13:23
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May 20, 2015 13:28
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"A toxicology report showed acetominophen, caffeine, dhydrocodeine, doxylamine, doxylamine metabolite(s) and hydrocodone, and a blood alcohol concentration of 0.03 grams per decaliter, Sgt. 1st Class Steve Gaskins of the Highway Patrol said in a statement. He gave no further details about the toxicology report." he enjoyed the good life. fivethree fucked around with this message at 13:42 on May 20, 2015 |
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May 20, 2015 13:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9tPFGkNwiI He super slammed himself into a tree with his SUV.
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May 20, 2015 13:47
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fivethree posted:"A toxicology report showed acetominophen, caffeine, dhydrocodeine, doxylamine, doxylamine metabolite(s) and hydrocodone, and a blood alcohol concentration of 0.03 grams per decaliter, Sgt. 1st Class Steve Gaskins of the Highway Patrol said in a statement. He gave no further details about the toxicology report." That's really all the details you need.
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May 20, 2015 13:53
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Be a man hogan!
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May 20, 2015 14:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMqPG4S80bo mind bogglin'
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May 20, 2015 14:09
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RIP Nacho Man
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May 20, 2015 14:13
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq94kWOMZkM Panamaniac fucked around with this message at 14:17 on May 20, 2015 |
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May 20, 2015 14:15
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fivethree posted:"A toxicology report showed acetominophen, caffeine, dhydrocodeine, doxylamine, doxylamine metabolite(s) and hydrocodone, and a blood alcohol concentration of 0.03 grams per decaliter, Sgt. 1st Class Steve Gaskins of the Highway Patrol said in a statement. He gave no further details about the toxicology report." Man, the macho man struck me as a dude who would have better and more interesting ways to get high than sippin' on the lean
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May 20, 2015 14:38
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http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/sb/wrestling/machoman/1 For those times when we get lonely and need to hear his angelic voice again.
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May 20, 2015 14:57
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HOOUGH
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May 20, 2015 15:02
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2011??? I thought that happened like last year 
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May 20, 2015 15:05
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he was truly the cream of the crop at least we can all take comfort knowing that he and miss elizabeth are together again in wrasslin heaven
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May 20, 2015 15:09
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Skinny King Pimp posted:he was truly the cream of the crop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q
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May 20, 2015 15:18
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Skinny King Pimp posted:at least we can all take comfort knowing that he and miss elizabeth are together again in wrasslin heaven im guessing elizabeth might be less thrilled about that arrangement
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May 20, 2015 15:28
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Macho Man was the best of the best, too good for this world.
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May 20, 2015 15:32
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Otto von Ruthless posted:im guessing elizabeth might be less thrilled about that arrangement probably but i only care about them riding a scissor lift decorated as a mini wrestling ring so w/e to personal lives
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May 20, 2015 15:42
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In a just world, Hogan would have wrapped himself around a telephone pole before we were subjected to his sex tape, toilet tape, and incest, and we'd all be listening to the follow-up to Macho Man's smash hit rap debut, "Be A Man (Hulk)".
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May 20, 2015 15:49
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This guy was awesome in ways I can't even explain or understand. This is as close as I've ever come to seeing a man's head literally explode off his shoulders. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrlSz-Xxo50
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May 20, 2015 16:53
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Do you remember when the world was going to end in 2011 but Macho Man wrestled Jesus after his death and convinced our Lord and Savior to put off the end of the world? thank you macho man
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May 20, 2015 17:15
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YER MUSTACHE IS CROOKED
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May 20, 2015 19:29
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ProfessorBooty posted:Do you remember when the world was going to end in 2011 but Macho Man wrestled Jesus after his death and convinced our Lord and Savior to put off the end of the world?
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May 20, 2015 19:58
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old dog child posted:The only cool person named Randall. ahem 
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May 20, 2015 19:59
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rip macho man, you were my world
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May 20, 2015 20:01
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFYvh8h3XTE
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