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sketch66
Aug 14, 2010
At what age do baby boomer men start pretending they served in 'Nam?

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Claven666 posted:

your monthly bill total is more than what most people even make in a month period, and then you have disposable income to save/travel with when you're done? you're missing the part where you're extremely lucky and your situation is very atypical

Yeah he's so lucky that he made the wise choices that led him to that path. He has no agency or individuality, just like all the rest of us sheep who don't attend your weekly Marxist luncheons.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

notZaar posted:

Yeah he's so lucky that he made the wise choices that led him to that path.

this applies to like .05% of rich people

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


When I get to 70 the most likely option, since retirement will be impossible, would be to disappear into the woods.


Or suicide by cop. Whichever is most convenient.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

death by farting would be a pretty cool way to go out

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
i'm taking the bush sr approach personally, start jumping out of airplanes when i get old and gay

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
What business should I start next year? I'm not a manager, nor do I own a car and I have yet to have my first kiss, but maybe I can do that stuff retroactively after I start a business.

I'm thinking a fish stall. Everyone needs fish, right?

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Lasher posted:

What business should I start next year? I'm not a manager, nor do I own a car and I have yet to have my first kiss, but maybe I can do that stuff retroactively after I start a business.

I'm thinking a fish stall. Everyone needs fish, right?
buy out doob and sell hamburger steaks five days a week instead of one. you'll be the toast of the town

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I'M GONNA DO IT GUYS! I'M GONNA BECOME A REAL MAN!

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
Seriously, the whole "start a business" culture that's ramping up is really unsettling. Articles pop up on my LinkedIn with titles like "25 and over the hill? If you try you might still be able to start a business you lazy gently caress".

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe
This is disturbingly similar to my life so far. Hm.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Start a business! You use small business every day right? There's tons of thriving ones. They're not being strangled by unfettered corporations at all! Come on take out a loan and start a business you gutless coward gently caress!!

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

small businesses: thrift stores in old town squares run by wives of dealership owners

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life


sketch66 posted:

At what age do baby boomer men start pretending they served in 'Nam?

Around 5ish.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

"Things are needlessly bad for the vast majority of people"

Let me make this true statement about me and how well I'm doing and imply that anyone not doing as well as me deserves it, because obviously the system in which I am successful is the natural order of things, because I am the center of the universe.

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

p depressing how the most exciting things on there as an adult are "buy your first new car" and "start enjoying two vacations a year"
that entire thing, and not one "do cool thing you enjoy"

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Tashan Dorrsett posted:

p depressing how the most exciting things on there are "buy your first new car" and "start enjoying two vacations a year"
that entire thing, and not one "do cool thing you enjoy"

it's british

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

Mustang posted:

Only 40k at age 37?

yeah how the gently caress are you supposed to have bought a house while making less than 40k? this thing is retarded

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
lots of young ppl actually still take this poo poo really seriously and go out of their way to foolishly try to mimic a 1950s life...i can't understand the appeal in any of it. everyone i know irl who is my age or younger and gets quickly gets married, a mortage, and has kids suddenly become pretty boring, constantly busy with responsibilities, and suddenly all behave like they are 45yo...no thank you. nothing wrong with getting married and having children but what's the rush? u should go travel now and spend ur free time enjoying things u like doing while u are still sexy, healthy, and limber not when u are "retired" because thats just a load of poo poo

given the circumstances of those who are 18-35yo in the US u should be striving to be as self-indulgent as possible without being a major rear end in a top hat and live a life solely dedicated to seeking pleasure and happiness to escape the fact that u got screwed big time

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 23:00 on May 21, 2015

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
Owning a small business or three is extremely cool and good, you shouod try it.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Beef Turret posted:

People will believe anything if you put it on a chart

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
Okay I'm following this accurately but there's nothing between 39-60? I don't know what to do!?!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Mariana Horchata posted:

given the circumstances of those who are 18-35yo in the US u should be striving to be as self-indulgent as possible without being a major rear end in a top hat and live a life solely dedicated to seeking pleasure and happiness to escape the fact that u got screwed big time

basically what I'm doing

Zedd
Jul 6, 2009

I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?



Beef Turret posted:

People will believe anything if you put it on a chart
According to a chart I found this statement checks out.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


baby boomers gently caress the younger generations every day and then tell them they deserve it

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I should be having a kid right about now, but gently caress that poo poo, I'm not bringing consciousness into this dying world lol

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

baby boomers gently caress the younger generations every day and then tell them they deserve it

With their dying breath Boomers will try to steal the lives of everyone after them, if just for a few more brief moments of life.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

unless by 'small business' you mean like a glorified neighborhood lawnmowing operation or something else that pays in cash with no overhead that's basically just having a kid all over again except it dies at age 2 after cosigning you for a full suite of college loans

A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 00:19 on May 22, 2015

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Where's "Get Divorced"? That should be in there somewhere.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

frankly that timeline lost me at a total lack of doing meth under the bridge

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

unless by 'small business' you mean like a glorified neighborhood lawnmowing operation or something else that pays in cash with no overhead that's basically just having a kid all over again except it dies at age 2 after cosigning you for a full suite of college loans

Its this or a lifetime of working for the man.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

EngineerSean posted:

Its this or a lifetime of working for the man.

working for the man is non-optional either way unless your business model revolves around mountain hermitry; you're just working for the man with a significantly more punitive tax burden and worse healthcare and you probably make less money if you spend a day loving around on the Internet instead of working

A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 00:30 on May 22, 2015

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

where is the gay dick suck affair? 35? 40?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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EngineerSean posted:

Owning a small business or three is extremely cool and good, you shouod try it.

I voted for the minimum wage increase and owned them all

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

working for the man is non-optional either way unless your business model revolves around mountain hermitry; you're just working for the man with a significantly more punitive tax burden and worse healthcare and you probably make less money if you spend a day loving around on the Internet instead of working

Lol about all that except for yes to the last sentence, I guess it does cost me money to shitpost.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Jonny 290 posted:

I voted for the minimum wage increase and owned them all

Minimum wage increase is good for all businesses except super luxuries, so thank you.

calusari
Apr 18, 2013

It's mechanical. Seems to come at regular intervals.
33: eat both your kids

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Justin Tyme posted:

how the gently caress can I EVER AFFORD to buy all these STEAM GAMES and put in 40 hrs/wk on getting TF2 HATS on ONLY 5,000 dollars a MONTH?! if only i could AFFORD to LIVE ON such a meager amount of money!!!

holy gently caress if you think 60,000 is hard to get by on cut your loving dick off jfc

in my experience americans are absolutely obsessed with gadgets - new TVs all the time, cutting-edge PC rigs for Facebook, eating out constantly, kitchen gadgets, new phone, 100000TB/s internet connections for Facebook, cable subscriptions... americans crying about living on a salary i can only dream about (and i like my life) makes a lot of sense when you consider how insanely consumerist america is.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

opus111 posted:

in my experience americans are absolutely obsessed with gadgets - new TVs all the time, cutting-edge PC rigs for Facebook, eating out constantly, kitchen gadgets, new phone, 100000TB/s internet connections for Facebook, cable subscriptions... americans crying about living on a salary i can only dream about (and i like my life) makes a lot of sense when you consider how insanely consumerist america is.

P much this. I will totally admit that I am not that great with my money, but make enough to pay the bills, eat decently, have a couple of vacations a year, etc. I'm buying a duplex in an area that is pretty cheap but has high demand, this year hopefully. I don't make anywhere near 60k.

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A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

you could easily find a way to live like a medieval serf on $60k/yr with a midsize family and a little too much house without needing to dip into obviously idiotic extravagances but it's the (many, many) guys who whine the exact same way about the unrelenting brutality of scraping by on a mere $400k/yr that crack me up

your actual means don't matter folks are just super loving imaginative in finding ways to live beyond them while deriving no actual pleasure from it

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