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At what age do baby boomer men start pretending they served in 'Nam?
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# ? May 21, 2015 20:33 |
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Claven666 posted:your monthly bill total is more than what most people even make in a month period, and then you have disposable income to save/travel with when you're done? you're missing the part where you're extremely lucky and your situation is very atypical Yeah he's so lucky that he made the wise choices that led him to that path. He has no agency or individuality, just like all the rest of us sheep who don't attend your weekly Marxist luncheons.
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# ? May 21, 2015 20:40 |
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notZaar posted:Yeah he's so lucky that he made the wise choices that led him to that path. this applies to like .05% of rich people
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# ? May 21, 2015 20:45 |
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When I get to 70 the most likely option, since retirement will be impossible, would be to disappear into the woods. Or suicide by cop. Whichever is most convenient.
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# ? May 21, 2015 20:49 |
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death by farting would be a pretty cool way to go out
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# ? May 21, 2015 21:50 |
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i'm taking the bush sr approach personally, start jumping out of airplanes when i get old and gay
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# ? May 21, 2015 21:51 |
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What business should I start next year? I'm not a manager, nor do I own a car and I have yet to have my first kiss, but maybe I can do that stuff retroactively after I start a business. I'm thinking a fish stall. Everyone needs fish, right?
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# ? May 21, 2015 21:52 |
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Lasher posted:What business should I start next year? I'm not a manager, nor do I own a car and I have yet to have my first kiss, but maybe I can do that stuff retroactively after I start a business.
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# ? May 21, 2015 21:55 |
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I'M GONNA DO IT GUYS! I'M GONNA BECOME A REAL MAN!
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# ? May 21, 2015 21:57 |
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Seriously, the whole "start a business" culture that's ramping up is really unsettling. Articles pop up on my LinkedIn with titles like "25 and over the hill? If you try you might still be able to start a business you lazy gently caress".
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# ? May 21, 2015 22:02 |
This is disturbingly similar to my life so far. Hm.
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# ? May 21, 2015 22:19 |
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Start a business! You use small business every day right? There's tons of thriving ones. They're not being strangled by unfettered corporations at all! Come on take out a loan and start a business you gutless coward gently caress!!
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# ? May 21, 2015 22:21 |
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small businesses: thrift stores in old town squares run by wives of dealership owners
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# ? May 21, 2015 22:25 |
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sketch66 posted:At what age do baby boomer men start pretending they served in 'Nam? Around 5ish.
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# ? May 21, 2015 22:34 |
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"Things are needlessly bad for the vast majority of people" Let me make this true statement about me and how well I'm doing and imply that anyone not doing as well as me deserves it, because obviously the system in which I am successful is the natural order of things, because I am the center of the universe.
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# ? May 21, 2015 22:36 |
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p depressing how the most exciting things on there as an adult are "buy your first new car" and "start enjoying two vacations a year" that entire thing, and not one "do cool thing you enjoy"
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# ? May 21, 2015 22:49 |
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Tashan Dorrsett posted:p depressing how the most exciting things on there are "buy your first new car" and "start enjoying two vacations a year" it's british
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# ? May 21, 2015 22:50 |
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Mustang posted:Only 40k at age 37? yeah how the gently caress are you supposed to have bought a house while making less than 40k? this thing is retarded
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# ? May 21, 2015 22:53 |
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lots of young ppl actually still take this poo poo really seriously and go out of their way to foolishly try to mimic a 1950s life...i can't understand the appeal in any of it. everyone i know irl who is my age or younger and gets quickly gets married, a mortage, and has kids suddenly become pretty boring, constantly busy with responsibilities, and suddenly all behave like they are 45yo...no thank you. nothing wrong with getting married and having children but what's the rush? u should go travel now and spend ur free time enjoying things u like doing while u are still sexy, healthy, and limber not when u are "retired" because thats just a load of poo poo given the circumstances of those who are 18-35yo in the US u should be striving to be as self-indulgent as possible without being a major rear end in a top hat and live a life solely dedicated to seeking pleasure and happiness to escape the fact that u got screwed big time Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 23:00 on May 21, 2015 |
# ? May 21, 2015 22:58 |
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Owning a small business or three is extremely cool and good, you shouod try it.
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# ? May 21, 2015 23:47 |
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Beef Turret posted:People will believe anything if you put it on a chart
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# ? May 22, 2015 00:00 |
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Okay I'm following this accurately but there's nothing between 39-60? I don't know what to do!?!
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# ? May 22, 2015 00:04 |
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Mariana Horchata posted:given the circumstances of those who are 18-35yo in the US u should be striving to be as self-indulgent as possible without being a major rear end in a top hat and live a life solely dedicated to seeking pleasure and happiness to escape the fact that u got screwed big time basically what I'm doing
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# ? May 22, 2015 00:09 |
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Beef Turret posted:People will believe anything if you put it on a chart
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# ? May 22, 2015 00:10 |
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baby boomers gently caress the younger generations every day and then tell them they deserve it
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# ? May 22, 2015 00:10 |
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I should be having a kid right about now, but gently caress that poo poo, I'm not bringing consciousness into this dying world lol
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# ? May 22, 2015 00:13 |
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:baby boomers gently caress the younger generations every day and then tell them they deserve it With their dying breath Boomers will try to steal the lives of everyone after them, if just for a few more brief moments of life.
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# ? May 22, 2015 00:14 |
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unless by 'small business' you mean like a glorified neighborhood lawnmowing operation or something else that pays in cash with no overhead that's basically just having a kid all over again except it dies at age 2 after cosigning you for a full suite of college loans
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# ? May 22, 2015 00:15 |
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Where's "Get Divorced"? That should be in there somewhere.
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# ? May 22, 2015 00:20 |
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frankly that timeline lost me at a total lack of doing meth under the bridge
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# ? May 22, 2015 00:21 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:unless by 'small business' you mean like a glorified neighborhood lawnmowing operation or something else that pays in cash with no overhead that's basically just having a kid all over again except it dies at age 2 after cosigning you for a full suite of college loans Its this or a lifetime of working for the man.
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# ? May 22, 2015 00:23 |
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EngineerSean posted:Its this or a lifetime of working for the man. working for the man is non-optional either way unless your business model revolves around mountain hermitry; you're just working for the man with a significantly more punitive tax burden and worse healthcare and you probably make less money if you spend a day loving around on the Internet instead of working A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 00:30 on May 22, 2015 |
# ? May 22, 2015 00:25 |
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where is the gay dick suck affair? 35? 40?
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# ? May 22, 2015 00:33 |
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EngineerSean posted:Owning a small business or three is extremely cool and good, you shouod try it. I voted for the minimum wage increase and owned them all
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# ? May 22, 2015 00:38 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:working for the man is non-optional either way unless your business model revolves around mountain hermitry; you're just working for the man with a significantly more punitive tax burden and worse healthcare and you probably make less money if you spend a day loving around on the Internet instead of working Lol about all that except for yes to the last sentence, I guess it does cost me money to shitpost.
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# ? May 22, 2015 00:39 |
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Jonny 290 posted:I voted for the minimum wage increase and owned them all Minimum wage increase is good for all businesses except super luxuries, so thank you.
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# ? May 22, 2015 00:41 |
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33: eat both your kids
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# ? May 22, 2015 00:44 |
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Justin Tyme posted:how the gently caress can I EVER AFFORD to buy all these STEAM GAMES and put in 40 hrs/wk on getting TF2 HATS on ONLY 5,000 dollars a MONTH?! if only i could AFFORD to LIVE ON such a meager amount of money!!! in my experience americans are absolutely obsessed with gadgets - new TVs all the time, cutting-edge PC rigs for Facebook, eating out constantly, kitchen gadgets, new phone, 100000TB/s internet connections for Facebook, cable subscriptions... americans crying about living on a salary i can only dream about (and i like my life) makes a lot of sense when you consider how insanely consumerist america is.
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# ? May 22, 2015 01:03 |
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opus111 posted:in my experience americans are absolutely obsessed with gadgets - new TVs all the time, cutting-edge PC rigs for Facebook, eating out constantly, kitchen gadgets, new phone, 100000TB/s internet connections for Facebook, cable subscriptions... americans crying about living on a salary i can only dream about (and i like my life) makes a lot of sense when you consider how insanely consumerist america is. P much this. I will totally admit that I am not that great with my money, but make enough to pay the bills, eat decently, have a couple of vacations a year, etc. I'm buying a duplex in an area that is pretty cheap but has high demand, this year hopefully. I don't make anywhere near 60k.
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# ? May 22, 2015 01:07 |
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you could easily find a way to live like a medieval serf on $60k/yr with a midsize family and a little too much house without needing to dip into obviously idiotic extravagances but it's the (many, many) guys who whine the exact same way about the unrelenting brutality of scraping by on a mere $400k/yr that crack me up your actual means don't matter folks are just super loving imaginative in finding ways to live beyond them while deriving no actual pleasure from it
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# ? May 22, 2015 01:09 |