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I don't see die when am I supposed to die somebody please tell me when to die????
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May 20, 2015 17:17
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i dont get it the "get a management job" is eight years before the "make 40k a year" lol um fellas
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May 20, 2015 17:18
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tell me when to go tell me when to go tell me when to goooo
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May 20, 2015 17:18
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hey im kinda doing okay (: also this infograph makes me feel a little better about how little i make -- next raise should put me 22 years ahead of the game! lmao if you think anyone is buying a flat much less multiple houses on 40k though
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May 20, 2015 17:18
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People will believe anything if you put it on a chart
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May 20, 2015 17:19
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Hector Beerlioz posted:How big of a loan do I need to take out to get my first kiss? You're going to need some collateral, that's for sure.
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May 20, 2015 17:19
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Jonny 290 posted:i dont get it the "get a management job" is eight years before the "make 40k a year" lol um fellas the ppl in the chart work at gamestop
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May 20, 2015 17:19
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How are you supposed to land a full time job at 19 when you're still studying full time and don't have a car license?
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May 21, 2015 05:19
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is it legal to murder the artist who made that chart for quantifying all of life in having a bunch of lovely kids and not measuring life in casual sex, learning other languages, and doing cool stuff? not a single talent or craft mentioned? why not just make every step 'suck dick for money and buy suits w/ the money'
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May 21, 2015 05:30
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just lol "start earning 40k a year by the time you're 37 with two kids and a mortgage and a car" yes this is a great plan if you want to die destitute in the gutter and bequeath your children nothing but debt i don't even care if it's pounds or euros or rubles or whatever the gently caress, if your life goal is to earn a yearly wage equal to your current age x1000 then you done hosed up maybe if it was talking about the average rate of return on all of your accumulated investment income working out to ~40k/year they'd kind of have a point but then get your DL when you're 20? i can't even
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May 21, 2015 05:30
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how many loans do i need to take out to buy that first baby that i was supposed to have last year?
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May 21, 2015 05:34
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Buy a house before you start earning a decent wage. Smart. e: After having a kid.
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May 21, 2015 05:35
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Welp I'm hosed, I'm 35 and I only just bought my first (used) car. On the plus side, my $550/month student loan payment has probably created more jobs over the last seven years than I could ever imagine!
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May 21, 2015 05:36
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this one is more accurate hth edit: also the chart uses the word partner but all of the images are exclusively heterosexual in orientation so this absolutely doesn't apply to queer-mos or gay dads or whatever you call sodomites these days Freaking Crumbum fucked around with this message at 05:53 on May 21, 2015 |
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May 21, 2015 05:48
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also if you haven't had your first kiss yet just kiss the next 13 year old you see. it counts for both of you, even retroactively, and the cops can't arrest you because you're helping a kid with his/her first milestone
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May 21, 2015 05:51
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Pretty sure it doesn't count as buying your own car if it's your parents buying it for you.
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May 21, 2015 05:53
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Full Metal Jackass posted:If you beat all these milestones earlier do I get an acheivement? yes, you get to die sooner.
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May 21, 2015 05:54
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lordoftheT posted:Pretty sure it doesn't count as buying your own car if it's your parents buying it for you. 
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May 21, 2015 05:57
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Applewhite posted:Who the gently caress waits 'till 20 to get their drivers' license? You get that poo poo when you're 16, brah. Me. This is what happens when your parents can't afford to put you on insurance in high school, and getting a job anywhere to afford said insurance requires a car. I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 06:04 on May 21, 2015 |
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May 21, 2015 06:01
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withak posted:Welp I'm hosed, I'm 35 and I only just bought my first (used) car. On the plus side, my $550/month student loan payment has probably created more jobs over the last seven years than I could ever imagine! II am sure you will have your first kiss any day now if you just keep positive 
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May 21, 2015 10:56
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Ddraig posted:We have stuff like the NHS which means we don't have to spend our life savings on crippling debt if we break a leg. Not for long bitch Cameron ftw
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May 21, 2015 10:59
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gently caress da Mods posted:Seems legit
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May 21, 2015 10:59
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so from 39 to 60 is just pure boredom and monotonous routine?
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May 21, 2015 11:08
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toggle posted:so from 39 to 60 is just pure boredom and monotonous routine?
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May 21, 2015 12:30
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more evidence for my suicide manifesto
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May 21, 2015 12:51
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withak posted:Welp I'm hosed, I'm 35 and I only just bought my first (used) car. On the plus side, my $550/month student loan payment has probably created more jobs over the last seven years than I could ever imagine! You're 35 and you are paying $550 a month on student loan repayments? What a great system you guys have over there
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May 21, 2015 12:57
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concerned mom posted:You're 35 and you are paying $550 a month on student loan repayments? What a great system you guys have over there Yeah it's p. awesome.
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May 21, 2015 14:04
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You can really tell this was made by someone who is near-dead. The idea of ever being able to buy your own home let alone a second is pretty hilarious these days. Also, no gays.
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May 21, 2015 14:11
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lol if you don't own 3+ houses with your chimpanzee wife at age 36
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May 21, 2015 14:12
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Is first kiss a euphemism for losing your virginity?
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May 21, 2015 15:03
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EngineerSean posted:II am sure you will have your first kiss any day now if you just keep positive Thanks buddy, here's hoping!
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May 21, 2015 15:05
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Prison Warden posted:You can really tell this was made by someone who is near-dead. The idea of ever being able to buy your own home let alone a second is pretty hilarious these days. I did it kind of backwards and bought my first house when I was 18, and had my first kid at 36. Still never had a full time job either (contract work though). I know one guy who has still not reached that first step and he's 38.
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May 21, 2015 15:10
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Can't wait for the milestone "last baby boomer dies and corpse is burned in a trash pile"
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May 21, 2015 15:12
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Guavanaut posted:yes but from birth to 39 and 60 to death too. except for the first and last few years where you poo poo yourself a lot and don't remember anything thanks to alcohol you can squeeze in many more years where you poo poo yourself a lot and don't remember anything i highly recommend
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May 21, 2015 15:15
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looks like a great roadmap for a loving hellish repressed and miserable life ngl
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May 21, 2015 15:19
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homeless poster posted:edit: also the chart uses the word partner but all of the images are exclusively heterosexual in orientation you know the word partner isn't exclusively for homosexuals right? do you feel it's being disingenuous because it makes the assumption that people reading it won't all be the same gender? should they have used "heterosexual couple" instead? like the couple in the chart is giving birth to children but it's the fact that it doesn't include a drawing of a same sex couple that tipped you off that it may not apply to most gays. Digital Fingers fucked around with this message at 15:31 on May 21, 2015 |
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May 21, 2015 15:29
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partner is a lame rear end way to refer to your husband or wife, have some drat romance, its not a business arrangement
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May 21, 2015 15:31
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Fonzarelli posted:partner is a lame rear end way to refer to your husband or wife, have some drat romance, its not a business arrangement what about associate or team member?
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May 21, 2015 15:32
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Fonzarelli posted:partner is a lame rear end way to refer to your husband or wife, have some drat romance, its not a business arrangement I agree, even if you are gay but it still makes sense to use for brevity's sake
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May 21, 2015 15:35
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it's just 100% of that post was bad and i wanted to point it out is all
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