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Welcome to Season 19 of the Goonweight GP! Every week you'll see a new UFC card posted, you'll post your picks, then you'll watch the show and have more fun because some guy you've never heard of can net an extra point if he can finish this before the end of the second round. You'll have even more fun when the judges rob someone and you get points for that. BlueDeanie was forced to step aside prior to last season due to a hit and run, but as the continuing head of the PSP Non-Athletic Commission I would like to thank him for his service and for making me the Season 17 champion in exchange for taking this position. Update: I also got to win Season 18 due to corruption. I'll be handling Season 19 and I am hoping the RNG wins this one. A few days before every card, I'll post the fights on the main card with a FORM and a SPREADSHEET. Fill out the form (or post you picks in the thread), and then check the spreadsheet to make sure your picks are in there correctly. When the card is over and I sober up, I'll calculate the results and post standings, along with a link to the DATABASE that maths everything out. Check the database to make sure it's calculating properly.  CERTIFIED RULES OF THE GRAND PRIX
Too confusing? Please consult this handy flowchart to determine your score for a fight:  Here is the current season lineup: SEASON 18 Upcoming Cards UFC 187: Johnson vs Cormier UFC Fight Night: Condit vs Alves UFC Fight Night Boetsch vs Henderson UFC 188: TBA vs Werdum UFC Fight Night: Champion vs Penne UFC Fight Night: Machida vs Romero UFC 189: Aldo vs McGregor That's right, another SEVEN CARD SEASON! I am pretty sure there is a one week gap between all of these shows so I better stay on the ball and get these cards up on time. We'll take a brief break after 189 because there's another two shows that very week. UFC 187: Johnson vs Cormier pre:Anthony "Rumble" Johnson vs Daniel Cormier Chris Weidman vs Vitor Belfort Donald Cerrone vs John Makdessi Travis Browne vs. Andrei Arlovski Joseph Benavidez vs. John Moraga RESPONSES If you are a forgetful person and need reminders pounded into your skull, I will post various reminders on twitter: https://twitter.com/mongo_ebooks Be warned my twitter is really annoying so maybe don't follow me on twitter.
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A HISTORICAL LOOK AT GOONWEIGHT GRAND PRIX PAST: WINNER'S CIRCLE Inaugural Champion: squarerandom  First card Winner: Tangy Zizzle Season 1 Winner: Moww  Season 2 Winner: Ishin  Season 3 Winner: taladel  The Ultimate Picker Winner: xcore  Season 4 Winner: EricHall Too handsome to take a picture, received a forums upgrade. The Ultimate Picker Winner: MycroftXXX Season 5 Winner: MrSmokes  The Ultimate Picker Winner: heeebrew Season 6 Winner: Drewjitsu  The Ultimate Picker Winner: EricHall Season 7-10 Season 7 Winner: Mr Nice! (with Dakota)  Season 8 Winner: Max Awfuls Season 9 Winners: tie - Max Awfuls and Tape Leg Season 10 Winner: venutolo That One Card in Brazil One Night Openweight Championship Winner: LobsterMobster Season 11-present Season 11 Winner: Chairman Kaga Season 12 Winner: TheReverend  Season 13 Winner: Miching Mallecho Season 14 Winner: doverhog  Coleman Cup AND Season 15 Winner: MasRafTer   Season 16 Winner: outy Image TBD Season 17 Winner: MassRafTer Image TBD Season 18 Winner: MassRafTer (I haven't heard from outy in awhile so I asked him if he ever got the belt. If he didn't there will be a new belt commissioned.) ***** quote:HALL OF FAME
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I'm going to do it guys! I'm going to beat the RNG this season! Daniel Cormier Decision Chris Weidman Knockout, 3 Donald Cerrone Knockout, 1 Travis Browne Knockout, 1 Joseph Benavidez Submission, 2 FOTN: Chris Weidman vs. Vitor Belfort POTN: Donald Cerrone POTN: Travis Browne I feel bad about this - I want to watch our champion Rumble Johnson more than Cormier, and I'm secretly hoping Rumble uses his extreme reach and retarded power to do a murder. It is probably more likely he gets wrestlefucked and gasses, though.
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May 22, 2015 09:48
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Anthony Johnson Knockout, 2 Chris Weidman Submission, 3 Donald Cerrone Knockout, 1 Travis Browne Knockout, 1 Joseph Benavidez Submission, 2 FOTN: Anthony Johnson vs. Daniel Cormier POTN: Donald Cerrone POTN: Travis Browne stupid sexy card
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May 22, 2015 12:46
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Anthony Johnson KO, 3 Chris Weidman Submission, 3 Donald Cerrone Submission 2 Travis Browne Decision Joseph Benavidez Decision FOTN: Anthony Johnson vs. Daniel Cormier POTN: Anthony Johnson POTN: Donald Cerrone
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May 22, 2015 13:18
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I always suck at these, but: 5/22/2015 15:41:21 LeftistMuslimObama Anthony Johnson Knockout, 1 Chris Weidman Knockout, 2 Donald Cerrone Decision Travis Browne Knockout, 1 Joseph Benavidez Knockout, 3 FOTN: John Dodson vs. Zach Makovsky POTN: Joseph Benavidez POTN: Rose Namajunas
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May 22, 2015 20:42
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So far I am the one hold out for the Brazilian Roid man, feelin' good about it.
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May 22, 2015 20:59
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Anthony Johnson KO, 1 Chris Weidman (t)KO, 1 Donald Cerrone decision Travis Browne KO, 2 Joseph Benavidez KO, 2 FOTN: Cerrone v makdessi POTN: Anthony Johnson POTN: chris weidman
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May 23, 2015 17:12
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Daniel Cormier Submission, 4 Chris Weidman Knockout, 2 Donald Cerrone Knockout, 1 Travis Browne Decision Joseph Benavidez Decision FOTN: Anthony Johnson vs. Daniel Cormier POTN: Daniel Cormier POTN: Chris Weidman
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May 23, 2015 18:37
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Anthony Johnson Knockout 3 Chris Weidman Knockout 2 Donald Cerrone Submission 3 Andrei Arlovski Knockout 1 Joseph Benevidez Submission 2 FOTN: Cerrone v Makdessi POTN: Chris Weidman POTN: John Dodson *Editted for removal of Thug Rose from the card* Hadrianoth fucked around with this message at 00:26 on May 24, 2015 |
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May 23, 2015 19:03
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Anthony "Rumble" Johnson vs Daniel Cormier -- Decision Chris Weidman vs Vitor Belfort -- SUB, RD. 3 Donald Cerrone vs John Makdessi -- SUB, RD. 1 Travis Browne vs. Andrei Arlovski -- TKO, RD. 2 Joseph Benavidez vs. John Moraga -- Decision FOTN: Weidman/Belfort POTN: Cerrone POTN: Dodson
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May 23, 2015 23:22
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RNG Johnson Submission, 1 Weidman Submission, 2 Makdessi Submission, 2 Browne Submission, 1 Moraga Decision FOTN: Benavidez vs Moraga POTN: Burkman POTN: Natal Me Cormier Submission 3 Weidman Knockout 3 Cerrone Knockout 2 Browne Knockout 1 Benavidez Decision FOTN: Benavidez vs Moraga POTN: Browne POTN: Cerrone
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May 24, 2015 01:56
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Dumb question for this. Is a knockout from ground and pound considered a TKO/KO or a tap to strikes? I'm going with my heart and have DC winning with ground and pound knockout and picked TKO in the form.
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May 24, 2015 02:14
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MassRafTer posted:RNG I want to talk poo poo to the RNG but it's just crazy enough to work
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May 24, 2015 02:56
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Congrats, everyone beat the RNGpre:acai moonsault 19 1 1 LobsterMobster 19 0 2 Trast 18 0 3 MassRafTer 17 0 4 Bluedeanie 16 2 5 The Duck of Death 16 0 6 Mr. Carlisle 15 2 7 Hadrianoth 15 1 8 ChampRamp 14 1 9 Doresain 14 0 10 Roman Herbom 14 0 10 Skjorte 13 1 12 canoshiz 13 1 12 EricHall 13 0 14 Szymanski 12 1 15 CommonShore 12 0 16 Lesaboteur 11 1 17 tesilential 11 1 17 Lungboy 11 0 19 doverhog 11 0 19 DumbWhiteGuy 10 1 21 Lloyd Boner 10 0 22 Senordingdong 10 0 22 vainman 10 0 22 LeftistMuslimObama 10 0 22 Doo-Wop Duodenum 10 0 22 yuriy 9 0 27 RNG 3 0 28 This weekend: UFC Fight Night Alves vs Condit Carlos Condit vs Thiago Alves Nik Lentz vs Charles Oliveira KJ Noons vs Alex Oliveira Francimar Barroso vs Ryan Jimmo Norman Parke vs Francisco Trinaldo Wendell Oliveira vs Darren Till That's a lot of Oliveiras! FORM RESPONSES Trast posted:Dumb question for this. Is a knockout from ground and pound considered a TKO/KO or a tap to strikes? I'm going with my heart and have DC winning with ground and pound knockout and picked TKO in the form. That would be a TKO. We go by the official decision so you'll always know how it will be scored when the results are read.
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May 28, 2015 15:54
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What happens if there's a majority draw?
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May 28, 2015 16:28
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No points for an NC or draw, traditionally, essentially making the fight moot. At the discretion of the goonweight commisioner, a bad/weird ref call can be overturned as a NC that awards no points, but that has only happened once in goonweight history with Yamasaki's overturning of an Erick Silva ko as a DQ loss.
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May 28, 2015 19:12
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Carlos Condit Knockout, 4 Charles Oliveira Submission, 2 Alex Oliveira Decision Ryan Jimmo Decision Norman Parke Knockout, 1 Wendell Oliveira Decision FOTN: Carlos Condit vs. Thiago Alves POTN: Rony Jason POTN: Charles Oliveira
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May 28, 2015 19:26
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Carlos Condit, Knockout, 4 Nik Lentz, Decision KJ Noons, Knockout, 1 Ryan Jimmo, Knockout, 1 Francisco Trinaldo, Decision Wendell Oliveira, Decision FOTN: Nik Lentz vs. Charles Oliveira POTN: KJ Noons POTN: Ryan Jimmo
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May 28, 2015 23:20
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Carlos Condit, Submission 3 Charles Oliveira, Submission 3 KJ Noons, Decision Ryan Jimmo, Decision Norman Parke, Decision Wendell Oliveira, Decision FOTN: Nik Lentz vs. Charles Oliveira POTN: Carlos Condit POTN: Rony Jason
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May 28, 2015 23:58
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Lungboy posted:What happens if there's a majority draw? Everybody gets 10 points.
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May 29, 2015 04:31
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Carlos Condit vs Thiago Alves -- TKO, RD. 4 Nik Lentz vs Charles Oliveira -- SUB, RD. 2 KJ Noons vs Alex Oliveira -- Decision Francimar Barroso vs Ryan Jimmo -- Decision Norman Parke vs Francisco Trinaldo -- Decision Wendell Oliveira vs Darren Till -- TKO, RD. 3 FOTN: Condit/Alves POTN: Condit POTN: C. Oliveira
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May 30, 2015 20:40
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gently caress, I didn't know there was a new thread! Oh well, picks made, missed the Cormier card though.
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May 31, 2015 01:25
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RNG: Alves R3 KO Lentz R1 Submission Oliveira Decision Barroso R1 Submission Trinaldo Decision Till Decision FOTN: Oliveira vs Till POTN: Lima POTN: Breese Me Carlos Condit R2 KO Charles Oliveira Decision Alex Oliveira Decision Ryan Jimmo Decision Norman Parke R1 Submission Wendell Oliveira Decision FOTN: Oliveira vs Lentz POTN: Condit POTN: Parke
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May 31, 2015 02:40
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Many of us did not succeed in beating the RNG although Doo-Wop Duodenum definitely did!pre:Doo-Wop Duodenum 18 0 1 LobsterMobster 16 0 2 EricHall 15 1 3 Szymanski 14 1 4 Skjorte 14 0 5 Senordingdong 14 0 5 doverhog 13 1 7 RNG 13 0 8 CommonShore 12 1 9 Lesaboteur 12 0 10 Lungboy 12 0 10 Lloyd Boner 11 2 12 MassRafTer 11 1 13 acai moonsault 11 0 14 Bluedeanie 10 1 15 tesilential 10 1 15 DumbWhiteGuy 9 1 17 Mr. Carlisle 9 0 18 Hadrianoth 8 1 19 canoshiz 8 1 19 Roman Herbom 8 0 21 vainman 8 0 21 Trast 7 0 23 ChampRamp 4 0 24 Overall Rankings: pre:LobsterMobster 35 0 1 acai moonsault 30 1 2 MassRafTer 28 1 3 EricHall 28 1 3 Doo-Wop Duodenum 28 0 5 Skjorte 27 1 6 Bluedeanie 26 3 7 Szymanski 26 2 8 Trast 25 0 9 Mr. Carlisle 24 2 10 CommonShore 24 1 11 doverhog 24 1 11 Senordingdong 24 0 13 Hadrianoth 23 2 14 Lesaboteur 23 1 15 Lungboy 23 0 16 Roman Herbom 22 0 17 canoshiz 21 2 18 tesilential 21 2 18 Lloyd Boner 21 2 18 DumbWhiteGuy 19 2 21 ChampRamp 18 1 22 vainman 18 0 23 The Duck of Death 16 0 24 RNG 16 0 24 Doresain 14 0 26 individual865 11 1 27 LeftistMuslimObama 10 0 28 yuriy 9 0 29
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MassRafTer posted:Many of us did not succeed in beating the RNG although Doo-Wop Duodenum definitely did! holy poo poo i did well 2 events in a row! 
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Sorry this took a bit longer than I said but THERE'S A CARD THIS WEEKEND! It lost its main event but it is still a pretty good card, I know at least one fighter in every TV fight and both fighters in most! Plus maybe Dan will win? Maybe? UFC Fight Night: Boetsch vs Henderson Tim Boetsch vs. Dan Henderson Ben Rothwell vs. Matt Mitrione Dustin Poirier vs. Yancy Medeiros Thiago Tavares vs. Brian Ortega Joe Soto vs. Anthony Birchak Francisco Rivera vs. Alex Caceres FORM RESPONSES
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Jun 5, 2015 00:58
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Dan Henderson Knockout, 1 Ben Rothwell Knockout, 1 Dustin Poirier Knockout, 1 Thiago Tavares Decision Joe Soto Decision Alex Caceres Submission, 3 FOTN: Dustin Poirier vs. Yancy Medeiros POTN: Dustin Poirier POTN: Ben Rothwell Hendo/Boetsch aren't available as options for POTN
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Lloyd Boner posted:Dan Henderson Knockout, 1 Should be fixed now.
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Like some lovely phoenix rising from the ashes of failure, I have returned to the Goonweight Championship. If I manage to win, I will debut the NEW LOOK (ie, I have a new lucha mask which matches my robes  )Dan Henderson Knockout, 3 Ben Rothwell Knockout, 1 Dustin Poirier Knockout, 1 Thiago Tavares Decision Joe Soto Decision Alex Caceres Decision FOTN: Tim Boetsch vs. Dan Henderson POTN: Dan Henderson POTN: Brian Ebersole Let's do this.
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UFC Fight Night: Boetsch vs Henderson Tim Boetsch vs. Dan Henderson -- TKO, RD. 2 Ben Rothwell vs. Matt Mitrione -- TKO, RD. 1 Dustin Poirier vs. Yancy Medeiros -- SUB, RD. 2 Thiago Tavares vs. Brian Ortega -- Decision Joe Soto vs. Anthony Birchak -- Decision Francisco Rivera vs. Alex Caceres -- TKO, RD. 1 FOTN: Poirier/Medeiros POTN: Boetsch POTN: Rivera
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Tim Boetsch, Technical Knockout, Round 2 Ben Rothwell, Technical Knockout, Round 3 Dustin Poirier, Technical Knockout, Round 1 Thiago Tavares, Submission, Round 2 Joe Soto, Decision Francisco Rivera, Decision FOTN: Ben Rothwell vs. Matt Mitrione POTN: Dustin Poirier POTN: Tim Boetsch
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After a sabbatical of trying to find who i am, on the inside, I figured out it was a bunch of gross slimy organs and poo poo. I have decided to return. My daughter looks at me and says 'ga go owa gaaaa abaa gaaah' which i know means "daddy win championship" I'm doing this for baby stella. Tim Boetsch, Technical Knockout, Round 3 Ben Rothwell, Technical Knockout, Round 3 Dustin Poirier, Submission, Round 3 Thiago Tavares, Decision Joe Soto, Submission, Round 2 Francisco Rivera, Decision FOTN: Tim Boetsch vs Dan Henderson POTN: Dustin Poirier P.S. My baby will fight anyone, anywhere, anytime. Except naptime.
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squarerandom posted:After a sabbatical of trying to find who i am, on the inside, I figured out it was a bunch of gross slimy organs and poo poo. I have decided to return. My daughter looks at me and says 'ga go owa gaaaa abaa gaaah' which i know means "daddy win championship" I'm doing this for baby stella. good baby
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Just a few hours left!
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Me: Dan Henderson KO 3 Matt Mitrione KO 2 Dustin Poirier KO 1 Thiago Tavares Decision Joe Soto Decision Francisco Rivera Decision FOTN: Rivera vs Caceres POTN: Henderson POTN: Poirier RNG Hendo Submission 2 Mitrione Decision Poirier KO 1 Tavares KO 1 Soto Decision Caceres Submission 3 FOTN: Boetsch vs Henderson POTN: Tim Boetsch POTN: Shawn Jordan
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Sorry this took some extra time adding the new names in took longer than usual.pre:Doo-Wop Duodenum 16 1 1 Roman Herbom 16 0 2 Lloyd Boner 14 1 3 Mr. Carlisle 14 0 4 Drewjitsu 13 0 5 LobsterMobster 12 1 6 MassRafTer 12 1 6 EricHall 12 1 6 Skjorte 12 1 6 Hadrianoth 11 1 10 Bluedeanie 11 0 11 DumbWhiteGuy 11 0 11 CommonShore 10 1 13 canoshiz 10 1 13 Lesaboteur 10 0 15 ChampRamp 10 0 15 squarerandom 9 1 17 "-Atom- " 9 0 18 RNG 8 1 19 Trast 8 0 20 doverhog 7 0 21 Senordingdong 6 1 22 individual865 6 1 22 slev 6 1 22 Lungboy 6 0 25 yuriy 6 0 25 acai moonsault 3 1 27 pre:LobsterMobster 47 1 1 Doo-Wop Duodenum 44 1 2 MassRafTer 40 2 3 EricHall 40 2 3 Skjorte 39 2 5 Mr. Carlisle 38 2 6 Roman Herbom 38 0 7 Bluedeanie 37 3 8 Lloyd Boner 35 3 9 Hadrianoth 34 3 10 CommonShore 34 2 11 acai moonsault 33 2 12 Lesaboteur 33 1 13 Trast 33 0 14 canoshiz 31 3 15 doverhog 31 1 16 DumbWhiteGuy 30 2 17 Senordingdong 30 1 18 Lungboy 29 0 19 ChampRamp 28 1 20 Szymanski 26 2 21 RNG 24 1 22 tesilential 21 2 23 vainman 18 0 24 individual865 17 2 25 individual865 17 2 25 The Duck of Death 16 0 27 yuriy 15 0 28 Doresain 14 0 29 Drewjitsu 13 0 30 LeftistMuslimObama 10 0 31 -Atom- 9 0 32 slev 6 1 33 New form coming tonight!
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UFC 188!!! Cain Velasquez (c) vs. Fabrício Werdum (ic) Gilbert Melendez vs. Eddie Alvarez Kelvin Gastelum vs. Nate Marquardt Yair Rodríguez vs. Charles Rosa Tecia Torres vs. Angela Hill FORM RESPONSES
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Jun 12, 2015 04:13
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That round slaughtered me :-(
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Fabrício Werdum Submission, 1 Eddie Alvarez Decision Kelvin Gastelum Knockout, 1 Charles Rosa Decision Tecia Torres Decision FOTN: Gilbert Melendez vs. Eddie Alvarez POTN: Fabrício Werdum POTN: Kelvin Gastelum gently caress it go horse!
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