Let's discuss the concept of a porn thread

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Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Pros:
Less threads that are basically soft core porn threads

Cons:
Would get creepy really fast
Weird stuff would get posted

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Jimbo Jaggins: Jul 19, 2013

i think its good to look at and admire peoples bodies

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boom boom boom: Jun 28, 2012; by Shine

The hentai thread in ADTRW lasted awhile.

# ? May 20, 2015 16:03

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

boom boom boom posted:

The hentai thread in ADTRW lasted awhile.

replaced by 4chan. much like the hypothetical being described here

# ? May 20, 2015 16:06

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Gaunab posted:

Pros:
Would get creepy really fast
Weird stuff would get posted

Cons:
ummm NONE?????

fixed it for ya pally no need to thank me its just what i do

# ? May 20, 2015 16:06

fuccboi: Jan 5, 2004; by zen death robot

Im into it.

# ? May 20, 2015 16:08

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

What we really need is a SA version of those threads on reddit where users post nudes of themselves. A lot of people would argue than goons are an ugly bunch but I find beauty in our shared imperfection.

# ? May 20, 2015 16:15

Jimbo Jaggins: Jul 19, 2013

Funky See Funky Do posted:

What we really need is a SA version of those threads on reddit where users post nudes of themselves. A lot of people would argue than goons are an ugly bunch but I find beauty in our shared imperfection.

there's record keeping laws about age in the USA that would make this illegal hth

# ? May 20, 2015 16:15

epoch.: Jul 24, 2007; When people say there is too much violence in my books, what they are saying is there is too much reality in life.

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

there's record keeping laws about age in the USA that would make this illegal hth

are you implying there's illegal content on reddit?!

# ? May 20, 2015 16:17

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

What we really need is a SA version of those threads on reddit where users post nudes of themselves. A lot of people would argue than goons are an ugly bunch but I find beauty in our shared imperfection.

this existed here about ten years ago and it was a nightmare

# ? May 20, 2015 16:18

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

this existed here about ten years ago and it was a nightmare

i don't know whats worse, that it used to exist here or that creepy creepsters saved it all for over a decade and now post it on something sensitive

# ? May 20, 2015 16:27

Topographic Nap: Apr 22, 2007

You just to a thread full of :gooncamp:

pics

# ? May 20, 2015 16:31

Iprazochrome: Nov 3, 2008

CONS: every other post would be "anyone know who this girl is????" like every porn thread ever

# ? May 20, 2015 16:33

The Cubelodyte: Sep 1, 2006; Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990; Grimey Drawer

Gaunab posted:

Pros:
Less threads that are basically soft core porn threads

Cons:
Would get creepy really fast
Weird stuff would get posted

Additional cons:
The inevitable assertions about how all women in porn are drugged slaves
Barely-veiled moral judgements

Additional pro:
It's amusing to see the truly creepy perverts come out and get occasionally doxxed

# ? May 20, 2015 16:36

Hollis Brownsound: Apr 2, 2009; by Lowtax

PRO:
Gaping butthole pics

# ? May 20, 2015 16:38

Tigern: Sep 6, 2012; possibly tiger; Grimey Drawer

CONS: fat porn might be posted

# ? May 20, 2015 16:38

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Hollis Brownsound posted:

PRO:
Gaping butthole pics

ooh yeah i wanna see the bowl of cereal butt again

# ? May 20, 2015 16:39

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Tigern posted:

CONS: fat porn might be posted

PRO: Goons will feel empowered seeing their body types included in the erotic arts.

# ? May 20, 2015 16:40

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Pro/Con: The inevitable derail that would be about something super nerdy/psyopmonkey

# ? May 20, 2015 16:43

fuccboi: Jan 5, 2004; by zen death robot

Drama's what this forum needs. Its boring without poo poo stirring. Bring back the homegrown.

# ? May 20, 2015 16:45

spank my snatch: Jun 4, 2009

Pro: we could totally JO together

# ? May 20, 2015 16:47

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

itt a bunch of fools who don't know there used to be a whole porn subforum

# ? May 20, 2015 16:47

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

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rich white faglord: May 13, 2015; by Ralp

Moridin920 posted:

hey everyone look at me the forums biggest idiot fuccboi!!

this is just getting sad

# ? May 20, 2015 16:48

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Beef Turret posted:

nice but hands are a little small

# ? May 20, 2015 16:51

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

rich white faglord posted:

this is just getting sad

I agree, it's been 3 days already lol

# ? May 20, 2015 16:51

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Gaunab posted:

Cons:
Weird stuff would get posted

This is a con???

Edit: you might even get cool poo poo like this!

# ? May 20, 2015 17:22

ohsosad: Feb 11, 2012; Why is every game i play unbalanced in the other guys favour?

The real problem would be we would have more penis than the front page of /b/ which i as a straight homosexual male finding disgusting. I think.

# ? May 20, 2015 17:38

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

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Shirley Crabtree: Aug 8, 2012

lets discuss the concept of a nun porn thread

# ? May 20, 2015 17:47

Elukka: Feb 18, 2011; For All Mankind

I remember not too long ago there was a porn thread on PYF and it was weird as hell.

# ? May 20, 2015 17:47

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

ohsosad posted:

The real problem would be we would have more penis than the front page of /b/ which i as a straight homosexual male finding disgusting. I think.

there would have to be two threads obviously

# ? May 20, 2015 17:49

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

Beef Turret posted:

I had to start a multi-billion dollar entertainment enterprise so I could stick my face in a sweaty man's asscrack in front of thousands of people

# ? May 20, 2015 17:51

Ralp: Aug 19, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The NEW Sexy Boobs & Asses Thread! [NWS!] (warning: archives)

# ? May 20, 2015 19:15

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Ralp posted:

The NEW Sexy Boobs & Asses Thread! [NWS!] (warning: archives)

i miss poo poo like this sometimes

# ? May 20, 2015 19:18

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

# ? May 20, 2015 19:19

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Windows 98 posted:

this is my poo poo

i'm pickin up my laptop and looking at it from different angles

i'm framing it with my fingers like a movie director

yup

extremely my poo poo

# ? May 20, 2015 19:23