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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

psyopmonkey posted:

Heath/Skorr bars are best.

I miss that Asian grape taffy made with milk. Soft and best with a smooth texture.

Heathbars ground up in icecream/milkshakes gently caress yes

# ? May 20, 2015 19:19

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:51

Boomstick Quaid: Jan 28, 2009

Don't the British have better toffee than loving Heath bars?

# ? May 20, 2015 19:20

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Freeze a dollop of fluff.

Hit it with a hammer to make fluff shards.

Sprinkle shards on warn brownies.

Youre welcome.

:smug:

# ? May 20, 2015 19:21

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Oh, right, the British don't have real candy, huh?
What do you have like, biscuits with jam or whatever?

# ? May 20, 2015 19:22

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

I can't believe I've never put fluff in hot chocolate, holy poo poo.

# ? May 20, 2015 19:23

lordoftheT: Feb 2, 2015; Check out this cool dog!

I've never had fluff because I assumed that only hideously fat people ate it. I was starting to wonder if maybe I was wrong what with all these people saying how great it is then I remembered I'm in a thread about candy.

# ? May 20, 2015 19:25

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

imho marshmallows and marshmallow-related candies fall into the lowest tier of candy. This includes choco covered mallows, peeps, etc. On the other hand, s'mores are transcendent and fluff has some good applications, so ymmv.

Honestly I'm a fan of good old Snickers but I don't eat candy very often

# ? May 20, 2015 19:27

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

I loved Three Musketeers when I was a kid but now get that poo poo away from me

# ? May 20, 2015 19:28

lordoftheT: Feb 2, 2015; Check out this cool dog!

peeps are the worse poo poo.

# ? May 20, 2015 19:28

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Actually the only good candy is 70% dark chocolate or higher.

# ? May 20, 2015 19:28

SHARTING BEAR: Sep 27, 2004

Seaniqua posted:

peeps

why would anyone ever willingly eat one of these

# ? May 20, 2015 19:29

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Butterfinger is good frozen too.

# ? May 20, 2015 19:29

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

SHARTING BEAR posted:

why would anyone ever willingly eat one of these

They're my mom's favorite. She hides caches of them all over her house so that she can eat them all year

# ? May 20, 2015 19:30

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

they're repulsive, no joke. I knew a girl in high school who kept them in her locker until they were rock hard then she'd crunch on them

# ? May 20, 2015 19:30

SHARTING BEAR: Sep 27, 2004

Iron Crowned posted:

They're my mom's favorite. She hides caches of them all over her house so that she can eat them all year

your mom is a crazy person

# ? May 20, 2015 19:30

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

gently caress you

# ? May 20, 2015 19:31

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Spot which peep has a tumblr account.

# ? May 20, 2015 19:33

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

A; they all do because peeps are terrible.

# ? May 20, 2015 19:34

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

Seaniqua posted:

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.

# ? May 20, 2015 19:34

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Peeps are bad.

# ? May 20, 2015 19:35

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

SHARTING BEAR posted:

your mom is a crazy person

It's a surprise to no one why I turned out so crazy

# ? May 20, 2015 19:36

Boomstick Quaid: Jan 28, 2009

OP I really liked Goetze's Caramel Creams back when I was a lad you may want to try those if they got them

# ? May 20, 2015 19:37

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

I'm the purple peep crying a single bloody tear.

# ? May 20, 2015 19:37

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Whoa...

What if a twizzler was filled with fluff.

:aaaaa:

# ? May 20, 2015 19:39

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

psyopmonkey posted:

Whoa...

What if a twizzler was filled with fluff.

Twizzlers are bad, Red Vines are good

# ? May 20, 2015 19:40

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Iron Crowned posted:

Twizzlers are bad, Red Vines are good

Same poo poo nerd.

# ? May 20, 2015 19:41

Mexican Deathgasm: Aug 17, 2010; Ramrod XTreme

Scapulor posted:

Reese's cups are great, pieces not so much. Twinkies are sweet delicious moist soft cakes with cream filling. They're great but I've always preferred ding dongs (I'm gay lol) by the same company, hostess, because they're frosted chocolate cake instead of yellow cake. They're harder to come by for some reason, though.

Marshmallow fluff is a condiment, like peanut butter. I've never had it that I can remember, but some fat people like pb and j sandwiches with fluff instead of jelly.

When I go to the import store here in Holland, I get reese's cups, wheat thins (good wheaty crackers) and dill pickles, because dill is awesome and Dutch people are stupid for, as a country, only selling sweet and sour pickles. Don't know if that's all over europe though.

Also, American Skittles are better than euro Skittles, but I don't know if you can even get them at an import store. You can tell they're American if they have a "grape" flavor.

I am addicted to your Dutch licorice, stuff called "Venco Zout." It's soft and sweet and salty and delicious. Unfortunately it's like $12 for a 500 gram box here.

# ? May 20, 2015 19:42