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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
I am a dog person but don't have time for the walking etc....

Tell me about cats GBS, the pet island kinda scares me.

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Cats make me break out in hives so they're a bad pet since I can't own one. HTH

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Cats are cool and best.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
lol you're going to raise the cats like a dog and they're going to be all kinds of hosed up when they mature.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

psyopmonkey posted:

Cats are cool and best.

I have always heard cats are for women and dogs for men. If I adopt a cat will I lose my cock and balls?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

texaholic posted:

I have always heard cats are for women and dogs for men. If I adopt a cat will I lose my cock and balls?

Yeah bro.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
cats are cool and you should def get two

i have two but they have a big age gap and mostly dont care for each other that much so they live separate lives until the young one tries to wrestle w/ the old one and gets hissed at big time

but they're cool because they mostly stick to themselves and you dont need to do much other than throw a ball around with em and empty a litter box once in a while

pretty easy

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
cats are cool cause they give no gently caress, dogs are needy babies but they are friendly

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I have one cat. His name is joey.

His top three activities are:
Eating
Sleeping
Getting petted

Hes a good cat and I love him.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
my cat is a big bushy forest cat who kills bugs in my house and in my 3-seasons room for me and follows me around when i'm at home

it's cool having a little mini assassin designed by nature as a bud

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

some cats are cool, but some aren't. make sure to ask the woman at the shelter which cats are cool.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Dont buy cat toys.

Make your own.

You can use trash and string.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
whoa! are you gonna teach them to fight??? :twisted:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Hope you like (feline) AIDS

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

texaholic posted:

I am a dog person but don't have time for the walking etc....

Tell me about cats GBS, the pet island kinda scares me.

Cats are fine pets and pretty easy to take care of. They also destroy your mental health somehow and you'll be posting in Pet Island by the end of the year.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Youre gonna get the :toxogond:

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Nooner posted:

whoa! are you gonna teach them to fight??? :twisted:

hell yeah ninja warrior cats

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

texaholic posted:

hell yeah ninja warrior cats

No please.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
You should let your cats go outside. If cats don't go outside they lose their grace and aplomb. You've seen those bland cow-eyed creatures staring at you from out of windows. They never went outside.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
I have one cat. His name is joey.

His top three activities are:
Eating
Sleeping
Getting petted

Hes a good cat and I love him.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

I have one cat. His name is joey.

His top three activities are:
Eating
Sleeping
Getting petted

Hes a good cat and I love him.

Stop!

So rude!

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

psyopmonkey posted:

Stop!

So rude!

i'm sorry we have similar cats, monkey.

joey is sleeping on his back right now it's so cute.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

my cat is as fast as a lighting bolt and as bitey as a piranha

AMINAL
Dec 6, 2014
if you get them as kittens be prepared for a few months of nightly cat mayhem. cats will get these energy spurts out of nowhere and loving flip out sometimes, especially when in kitten form

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Cats poop and pee inside your house. This blocks the flow of chi within your living space.

To restore karmic balance within your home, you'll have to buy the cats ridiculous outfits that they hate to wear, and take and share embarrassing pictures of them with the internet.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

AMINAL posted:

if you get them as kittens be prepared for a few months of nightly cat mayhem. cats will get these energy spurts out of nowhere and loving flip out sometimes, especially when in kitten form

most likely kittens apparently this is best time of the year to adopt cats late spring early summer.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Do It Once Right posted:

Cats poop and pee inside your house. This blocks the flow of chi within your living space.

To restore karmic balance within your home, you'll have to buy the cats ridiculous outfits that they hate to wear, and take and share embarrassing pictures of them with the internet.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
yeah OP dont get kittens. Get cats that seem friendly and not weirdos that are like 2 years old. you'll be way happier about it and they're still young and playful

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
WHat should I name the cats, I like gato and chips

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

texaholic posted:

most likely kittens apparently this is best time of the year to adopt cats late spring early summer.

is that when the cats are horniest?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

texaholic posted:

WHat should I name the cats, I like gato and chips

schnitzel

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Nooner posted:

is that when the cats are horniest?

I am not a cat sexologist, so I don't know

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

texaholic posted:

WHat should I name the cats, I like gato and chips

cornboy, furshoes, bugbane

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

texaholic posted:

WHat should I name the cats, I like gato and chips

Fartbox and Plasmo. You'll pick up on which one is Fartbox quickly.

e: if it's still too hard to tell after a couple days, Fartbox and Fartbox Jr.

Bethamphetamine fucked around with this message at 21:37 on May 20, 2015

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
garfield and nermal. feed them nothing but lasagna

red state bait
Dec 9, 2006

Posts: 26,721
Rank: Ultra Patriot
cats are cool but sometimes dicks but also they sleep alot and you dont have to pay too much attention if youre a bad person, which you probably are.

get 3

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
The meat should make a weeks worth of chinese food

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

texaholic posted:

WHat should I name the cats, I like gato and chips

Robert and Samuel

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

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the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
cats are gross and stupid and annoying but also kinda nice and funny

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