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PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
2 cars and a house with just under $200k on the mortgage (originally was $550k mortgage 6 years ago so go me :smug: )

Also I have a portfolio of shares and T-Bills

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Not a loving thing.

But when my parents die I will own half of their house, (that is if they don't give it to my brother, and his family who objectively need it more.)

So, to re-iterate, I own no property.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i guess like some cans and stuff around ? theres a bag

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i have two (2) kidneys. any buyers?

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Land, Katie Scarlett. It's the only thing worth dying for.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
i have a telephone, a laptop, a bose mini link speaker, a couple of nice suits and some expensive jeans. also a really nice leather weekender

thats all my stuff

bloodsacrifice
Apr 21, 2015

by Ralp
I have a car, 2 laptops, 3 tvs, 4 bookcases worth of books, a cat, a refined collection of videogames, and a gun to protect the above

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



I've just finished paying the mortgage on a 4 bedroom house that I bought and renovated, and I'm letting it out, and it's paying the mortgage in full on a far nicer house, so I guess I own two houses (although the bank owns 80% of this one).

The first house was build 1980 or so, was on a big bit of land and nothing had been maintained for about 6 years, so it looked like poo poo, but was mostly cosmetic stuff that needed doing (and an unholy amount of weeding). Took about 2 years to renovate from top to bottom - replaced both bathrooms, redecorated, insulated, re-carpeted, completely redid the heating and hot water, replaced all the windows and half of the doors, put up about 80m of new fencing, relaid the driveway with gravel.

This current house was built in 1866 and features a bunch of wierd poo poo that you don't need these days like a bread oven and a coal store, and tiny windows made out of tiny panes of glass. It has a bunch of amazingly well maintained garden and and is basically 5 minutes walk from amazing countryside, and 15 minutes walk from a city center.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
gently caress u op.

i own nothing.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
this account is the only thing I have of real value

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

15 bedrooms, ½ bath :stare:

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
A charcoal grill and a library card

life is good op

and a Mazda 3 but I'm thinking of selling it to buy a crown vic and a fancy rice cooker

Gorman Thomas fucked around with this message at 16:26 on May 21, 2015

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
I used to have an ashtray, a remote control, a paddle game, a chair, and a magazine, but I traded them for a thermos.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

i have a mini fridge upstairs that I own but I rent the big one downstairs. i also have several empty moleskin notebooks of various sizes

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

joat mon posted:

I used to have an ashtray, a remote control, a paddle game, a chair, and a magazine, but I traded them for a thermos.

i also have a thermos

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Yeah, some have more than others, but it brings to mind the old saw, "Whatever you own, owns you."

Sometimes I miss my early 20's when I had zero bills and everything I owned in the world fit in a green bag.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

GORDON posted:

Yeah, some have more than others, but it brings to mind the old saw, "Whatever you own, owns you."

Sometimes I miss my early 20's when I had zero bills and everything I owned in the world fit in a green bag.

I hear ya. We don't stay 20 forever though. Gotta live somewhere, love someone. Have to prepare for a time when you can no longer work. I know we all wish for full communism now where you receive a living pension and full medical paid for and a government housing. But the reality is, you have to work, and accumulate wealth to take care of yourself. Steam libraries might be impressive now but they won't last forever.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Four cars (two of which I'll probably get rid of soon), a motorcycle, and a decent sized house on four and a half acres that I pay some guy to maintain in case I get tired of being where I am now and decide to go back to mowing the lawn and all that homeowner type poo poo.

Oh yeah, and I just cleared the title on my latest wife.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
there's that bag of porn magazines from the mullet era

bloodsacrifice
Apr 21, 2015

by Ralp

GORDON posted:

Yeah, some have more than others, but it brings to mind the old saw, "Whatever you own, owns you."

Sometimes I miss my early 20's when I had zero bills and everything I owned in the world fit in a green bag.

you had bills just other people paid them for you.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I own this body and all of the blood inside of it, and no cocksucker priest will ever wrestle it from my posession.

Cosmos
Jan 8, 2006

All that is or was or ever will be
I don't own poo poo, the banks do

bloodsacrifice
Apr 21, 2015

by Ralp
This is my hole. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My hole is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My hole, without me, is useless. Without my hole, I am useless. I must fire my hole true. I must clench harder than my enemy who is trying to rape me. I must rape him before he rapes me. I will...

My hole and I know that what counts in rape is not the cum we shoot, the noise we screams, nor the sludge we expel. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My hole is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its muscles and its length. I will keep my hole clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.

bloodsacrifice fucked around with this message at 04:54 on May 22, 2015

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i have a cat named nathan jr.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
I literally dont have any property other than my clothes as i make all my posts from the public library

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
One time some library bitch approached me saying i had been at the computer for too long and that there were others waiting to use it. I told her to get cucked and that im gay. She didnt know what to say so she just walked away saying she was going to call the cops but they never showed :owned:

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
couple gay porns from the early 80's good for an emergency j/o sesh if needed

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

dad gay. so what posted:

i have a cat named nathan jr.

is his last name Arizona

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
2 houses a car and a 15% stake in the business I work for

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Paid off a car a couple of months ago and own a condo.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
To all you suckers working, thanks for the free poo poo. Keep putting in your 8.5 hour days though, I really appreciate it. *jerk off hand motion*

SopWATh
Jun 1, 2000

texaholic posted:

I own a car out right and have a mortgage.

I have a second car nearly paid off, but it's gonna be 6 more months.


It wont stop loving raining, so the yard looks like poo poo.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
my dad gave me his old corolla when i was in college and i still drive that thing around

i don't own a second car because i'm poor and, more importantly, because i already have one car and that's all you really need unless you're married

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

joat mon posted:

I used to have an ashtray, a remote control, a paddle game, a chair, and a magazine, but I traded them for a thermos.

That's pretty much all you need.

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
I have stuff. pm me for details.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


MSCI World ETF, MSCI Emerging Markets ETF and some Berkshire Hathaway

no house, no car

owning real estate in germany is a bad investment and the same is true for owning a car in a city with excellent public transportation

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


jarjarbinksfan621 posted:

A mortgage? lol, sounds like the bank owns you.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I actually only own one anime, which was a hand-me-down when the donor upgraded to DVD

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Lmao, Europe. You've simply traded one master for another.

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



A eight year old sedan with a KBB value of like 5 grand.

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