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toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

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Jiggled Again
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im paranoid that my mom drank while she was pregnant I feel like i look like i have fetal alcohol syndrome

me:


fetal alcohol syndrome:

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
no ur just an uggo! LOL!! jk

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
You are posting here, so I have some bad news

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
I mean, you're a very good looking goon. be thankful you don't have the misfortune of looking like 3Olives.

Miranda Kerr has it but she's a model so like, idk don't worry.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
You look like a slightly less gay Udo Kier. Be happy with that.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
You'd be so lucky to have it. We Goons are a race apart in terms of intellect, such a burden walking around knowing more than everyone and not being able to force our superior beliefs and customs on others. We'd all be happier if we weren't so intelligent IMHO

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

op are you gay???? asking for a friend

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


I'm a doctor and I can tell you without a doubt that you do. I'd kill myself if I were you.

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

you are ugly and I don't like you as a human being

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
jiggled again

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:

SHARTING BEAR posted:

you are ugly and I don't like you as a human being

ive been made fun of my whole life for having FAS you think your snide remarks are going to bother me

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
if you groomed your eyebrows a bit, you'd be a 10.

unless there are some deformities on the rest of your body we aren't aware of.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Nice thinly veiled excuse to post a selfie. :)

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i wouldnt say a 10 but op is p. cute

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
you look fine?? idk what some of those words mean but you have cool eyes :3:

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
just looks like an average low tier white

so yes, likely you are afflicted

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
like it says short nose but your nose doesn't look short at all and fits your face well

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

jigglemaster7 posted:

ive been made fun of my whole life for having FAS you think your snide remarks are going to bother me

yes.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
pupils are a little dilated, don;t get pregnant until you quit stimulants, unless you are trying to be your mom

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
holy poo poo i didn't know michael berryman posted here

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i was thinking more alexander siddig

op will you fulfill my julian bashir fantasy

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

TEAYCHES posted:

i wouldnt say a 10 but op is p. cute

can you provide an example of a 10?

c'mon he has very piercing eyes and dark hair reigns supreme.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
why don't you ask your moon god????

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

diabeetz posted:

can you provide an example of a 10?

c'mon he has very piercing eyes and dark hair reigns supreme.

dude looks possibly armenian.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
you have body dysmorphia if you're serious

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.
Shave your face and look up a bit. Let's see your philtrum and vermillion.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i dunno ask a few doctors

rap music
Mar 11, 2006

was this an excuse to post your picture u gay idiot

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
No you're just retarded

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
Bitchface syndrome

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

DenizenKane posted:

Shave your face

no don't

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

shave it entirely
flay the skin off your skull OP

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

rap music posted:

was this an excuse to post your picture u gay idiot

yes.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


your eyebrows are hosed up, you have the same patchy facial hair I had when I was 17, acne in what i'm (assuming) your early 20s. earlobes are really long. no full body shot so I'm assuming you have chicken legs and your butt is flat and gross.

your hair is pretty good overall but that'll change as soon as you develop some stress in your life

with some effort you could be a professional cam twink

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Your eyes are pretty but...

You a hobbit.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Five head would indicate that baldness is inevitable. Not going to comment on that aside from saying my goondolences.

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:

Kuato posted:

Five head would indicate that baldness is inevitable. Not going to comment on that aside from saying my goondolences.

its already happening

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

jigglemaster7 posted:

its already happening

Sorry for your loss.

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

jigglemaster7 posted:

its already happening

I don't like you. Why are your walls purple?

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

jigglemaster7 posted:

its already happening

With medical advances maybe there'll be a cure in your lifetime. :smith:

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