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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

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CruzerZERO
May 8, 2007

Oh man, what a bummer

Moist von Lipwig posted:

not in it still posting

same

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

:eyepop:

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

Alley oopsie

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

shameful

Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin
im a noisy bi princess who wants to be owned

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal
breaking the pristine beauty of my lurking history to say

:quig:

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Ocrassus posted:

yospos recruitment thread, neat. lurkers, here is your impartial crash course in modern yospos posting etiquette

1. anroid sucks, your posts must always reflect this
2. always ask to ban cremnob
3. there are no good posters here
4. anytime someone mentions a negative pejorative, you are obligated to quote it and say 'much like ur posts'.
5. dropping or changing a single letter in a tech name is the pinnacle of humour. :chome:
6. chome
7. capitalisation is verboten
8. smythe is the current tyrant of these lands

i dunno, i think stymie is higher on my ban wishlist

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

fart simpson posted:

why the heck would you lurk yospos for six years lmao

this just makes me sad

almost as sad as when i think about posting here for 14 years

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Jonny 290 posted:

9. im going to run you through a wood chipper + use the resultant chemical slurry to build a mutant race of shitposting superhogs

harsh, but fair.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

kwinkles posted:

this just makes me sad

almost as sad as when i think about posting here for 14 years

thats older than some posters here

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Valeyard posted:

thats older than some posters here

hosed up

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
in 4 years kwinkles account can vote and goto the military

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
let me help you lurkers out. if you don't know what to say, there are many hilarious yospos standards that are appropriate for any occasion. try something like:

txt me
I'm the (object in image)
anroid lol

and many others. I'm sure you've seen then, now put them to use

5NF
Nov 16, 2011

lurking is the best

CruzerZERO
May 8, 2007

Oh man, what a bummer

5NF posted:

lurking is the best

lol if you post

Wells
Sep 21, 2008

THIS IS A BIZ!!!
Lipstick Apathy
*ahem* I like how I'm the anroid lol, txt me

:ohdear:

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

The Management posted:

let me help you lurkers out. if you don't know what to say, there are many hilarious yospos standards that are appropriate for any occasion. try something like:

txt me
I'm the (object in image)
anroid lol

and many others. I'm sure you've seen then, now put them to use

mlyp :xd:

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Wells posted:

*ahem* I like how I'm the anroid lol, txt me

:ohdear:

:mediocre:

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

please don't encourage memeing among the newbs.

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.
I will say it again. The first lurker to make me chortle will get me as their posting ally.

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

who are all these clowns.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

black pete posted:

I will say it again. The first lurker to make me chortle will get me as their posting ally.

a note from a Senior Yosposter to the lurker newbs: this is an extremely generous offer, and you'd be a fool to ignore it.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ocrassus posted:

yospos recruitment thread, neat. lurkers, here is your impartial crash course in modern yospos posting etiquette

1. anroid sucks, your posts must always reflect this
2. always ask to ban cremnob
3. there are no good posters here
4. anytime someone mentions a negative pejorative, you are obligated to quote it and say 'much like ur posts'.
5. dropping or changing a single letter in a tech name is the pinnacle of humour. :chome:
6. chome
7. capitalisation is verboten
8. smythe is the current tyrant of these lands

You are very cool my man.

Voted Alligator
Apr 13, 2005
shpoods
what's up

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
having black Pete as a posting ally is like having chlamydia as a sex ally or like smearing poo poo on your face to make yourself more appealing to sewer people

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

that's a really rude thing to say about a fellow yosposter.

quelfromage
Mar 31, 2013
i would stop lurking, but i'm saving my first post for a better thread

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.

quelfromage posted:

i would stop lurking, but i'm saving my first post for a better thread

What kind of bullshit is this

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

it blows my mind that people lurk yospos, the forum that produces less original content than gbs.

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

i am a cjs shitposter

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

As a Millennial I posted:

it blows my mind that people lurk yospos, the forum that produces less original content than gbs.

chome

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

As a Millennial I posted:

it blows my mind that people lurk yospos, the forum that produces less original content than gbs.

they really like knowing peoples cjs

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006


touche.

Voted Alligator
Apr 13, 2005
shpoods
i only read the puns

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
just post

if you suck like me maybe pram or knuc will flame you it's gr8

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
the trick to getting "pos cred is trying to engage tori in debate in the cjs thread whenever possibl

moonshine is......
Feb 21, 2007

should i amber pos or green pos? i need technical support

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

moonshine is...... posted:

should i amber pos or green pos? i need technical support
go w/ ur heart

then stop listening to ur heart and listen to ur eyeballs that are screaming in pain because u chose greenpos

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moonshine is......
Feb 21, 2007

i chose ugly standard boring greypos

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