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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
If you have roaches there's nothing you can buy from a shop to get rid of them. Even if you hire an exterminator they're coming back as soon as your neighbour does the same.

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Funky See Funky Do posted:

If you have roaches there's nothing you can buy from a shop to get rid of them. Even if you hire an exterminator they're coming back as soon as your neighbour does the same.

bait can work across apartments but its usually most effective to treat an entire building

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Fojar38 posted:

bait can work across apartments but its usually most effective to treat an entire building

Yep, cuz if you clear out one unit, they just move to another one.

They are persistent little things! Roaches and I go way, way back.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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in my case i caught the infestation early (most of the invaders were still nymphs) and that seems to have nipped it in the bud before it could spread too far, although the exterminator said that it was probably a neighbor because my apartment was so clean

i recommend the dust treatment because the roaches dont even have to eat it or whatnot to get hosed and it retains its effectiveness for a long time

bloodsacrifice
Apr 21, 2015

by Ralp
my cat doesn't even kill the roaches that sometimes show themselves. Its a huge goddamn pussy and I don't know why I keep it around

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Fojar38 posted:

in my case i caught the infestation early (most of the invaders were still nymphs) and that seems to have nipped it in the bud before it could spread too far, although the exterminator said that it was probably a neighbor because my apartment was so clean

i recommend the dust treatment because the roaches dont even have to eat it or whatnot to get hosed and it retains its effectiveness for a long time

One time I got this stick of something that looked like chalk from the dollar store. It was for bugs, and you were supposed to draw lines on the floor with it.

I think it had boric acid in it, but it was from the dollar store so you're taking you're chances there.

Yes, if your neighbor is gross, you're gonna have roaches too unless you are crazy-vigilant about it.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

in my old apartment which was super ghetto i got a huge infestation of ants and cockroaches (the tiny little ones)

i kept the place super clean (all dishes in the sink immediately washed, all garbage always taken out, etc, im a reasonably big neat freak irl) and nothing i could do could permanently get rid of them so i most just lived with it

im going to assume that if your adjacent neighbour is a dirty slob youre gonna get an infestation no matter what

the chalk helped with the ants and the gel helped with the roaches the most

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Just buy a gun, OP. I assure you that roaches aren't bullet proof. Yet.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
ive never seen one.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
German roaches are real fuckers, if you ever live in an apartment that turns out to be infested, don't plan to bring any large furniture with you when you leave and disassemble and thoroughly check everything that you plan to keep when it's time to go. Those little bastards love dark cramped places with plenty of walls and a bit of heat, and that's EXACTLY what electronics are. Computers, tv stuff, kitchen appliances, you name it; anything valuable turns into a trojan horse

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Happy Bear Suit posted:

in my old apartment which was super ghetto i got a huge infestation of ants and cockroaches (the tiny little ones)

i kept the place super clean (all dishes in the sink immediately washed, all garbage always taken out, etc, im a reasonably big neat freak irl) and nothing i could do could permanently get rid of them so i most just lived with it

im going to assume that if your adjacent neighbour is a dirty slob youre gonna get an infestation no matter what

the chalk helped with the ants and the gel helped with the roaches the most

if your neighbour is a dirty slob the best you can hope for is that you have a good landlord who will put them on notice to clean up (which you probably don't have if you're living in the super ghetto)

aside from that all you can really do is try to deter them from coming into your apartment with sprays and dust, along with cleaning up as best you can

Sentient Data posted:

German roaches are real fuckers, if you ever live in an apartment that turns out to be infested, don't plan to bring any large furniture with you when you leave and disassemble and thoroughly check everything that you plan to keep when it's time to go. Those little bastards love dark cramped places with plenty of walls and a bit of heat, and that's EXACTLY what electronics are. Computers, tv stuff, kitchen appliances, you name it; anything valuable turns into a trojan horse

i never had any hide in any of my electronics but i use them a whole lot, and i would assume that a computer that is actually on and being heavily used is a bit too hot even for them

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
One of your neighbors I'd probably hoarding chickens and garbage.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



If you are seeing the "4 inch" roaches you are not seeing German cockroaches, you are seeing a different species. American roaches AKA waterbugs/palmettobugs/Jesusfuckingchristhat'sthebiggestroachI'veeverseen

Unfortunately unlike German roaches, which are a massive pain in the rear end to remove but can be kicked out, American roaches will probably just occasionally bumble into your living space forever. They usually get in up through apartment pipes from a boiler room/laundry room/garbage chute. Unlike German roaches they are not nuts about sugar and nastiness (though if you are nasty and live nearby to them, of course you're gonna get them because roaches will eat anything.) On the bright side, they have a higher temperature requirement to survive indoors than German roaches so unless you live in a hot climate or leave the AC off, it's very difficult for them to actually establish a breeding population in your home.

Prevention:

Roach gel. The kind you line the walls with, not the traps. The bait traps suck
Keep a clean sink every night. Not just the food, WIPE THE WATER OUT. Same with bathtubs and sinks
Plug all drains in the house closed at night
Caulk any entrances that are big enough for a big roach to squeeze into. This is doubly true for areas where they'd be attracted to, like holes under sinks etc.
If you have any stray paper, cardboard or clutter, get rid of it. A cardboard box is like a gingerbread mansion to an American roach, they'll happily live in and eat it
Just like their little poo poo German cousins the American roaches leave a happy trail of pheremones telling their roach buddies to come crash at your place. If you see a roach, kill it, and immediately clean the entire area with a good cleaner.

Source: Born and raised in the ghetto and lived in multiple apartments as well as currently living in the giant roach capital of the planet, Florida

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Cuckoo posted:

If you are seeing the "4 inch" roaches you are not seeing German cockroaches, you are seeing a different species. American roaches AKA waterbugs/palmettobugs/Jesusfuckingchristhat'sthebiggestroachI'veeverseen
...
Source: Born and raised in the ghetto and lived in multiple apartments as well as currently living in the giant roach capital of the planet, Florida

Yup, palmetto bugs - giant flying roaches of the subtropics.

Invite as many snakes, lizards, and spiders onto your property as possible.
And god help you, you can even adopt a murderous cat and keep it indoors and under-stimulated.

No matter how clean your house is, when it rains palmetto bugs will wander in by any means.

naem
May 29, 2011

HOW TO KILL ZE CHTURMANZ??

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Do It Once Right posted:

Yup, palmetto bugs - giant flying roaches of the subtropics.

Invite as many snakes, lizards, and spiders onto your property as possible.
And god help you, you can even adopt a murderous cat and keep it indoors and under-stimulated.

No matter how clean your house is, when it rains palmetto bugs will wander in by any means.

Yeah in the south they love to come out in the rain, but I literally saw more in NYC than FL because the nasty under-maintained boiler rooms in virtually every prewar building were the perfect habitat for them

Once one crawled up the side of the toilet as I was sitting on it

Another time I saw a suspicious dark brown bar of soap in the soap dish. With legs

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


There are very few roaches where I live. I've only seen one cockroach in my entire life and I screamed like a girl. I'm a huge pussy and am terrified of a bug, please make fun of me.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

At least it's not bedbugs OP

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
i never knew why people hated roaches so bad. they seem really shy and they dont look scary and dont bite you or do anything really. I mean i dont want big rear end bugs in my house either but thats nothing to do with the fact its a cockroach

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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I will see one every month or so, but my cats usually take care of it. I reward them with treats when they kill one, but they are also pretty good at knocking roaches under the fridge or oven, which isn't ideal. I'll come home to half eaten roaches too but those aren't as hard to deal with.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



THE DOG HOUSE posted:

i never knew why people hated roaches so bad. they seem really shy and they dont look scary and dont bite you or do anything really. I mean i dont want big rear end bugs in my house either but thats nothing to do with the fact its a cockroach

They mix the "can show up in the most horrifyingly unexpected places" creepiness of ants with the "naturally disgusting walking germ factories" factor of house flies. Also the American ones are huge

If you've ever rolled around in a blanket only to see a roach crawling under the covers with you, poured out some cereal only to find one of your corn flakes is extra crunchy, or had one shoot up your arm because it hopped off of a paper towel roll, and you still don't hate roaches...you have balls of steel

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I loving hate roaches so goddam much. Little ones. big ones, whatever. Not bothered by june-bugs or beetles or ants or centipedes or spiders but a cockroach bothers me on some deep primal level.


e: especially when you try to kill one and it flies right at you

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

i never knew why people hated roaches so bad. they seem really shy and they dont look scary and dont bite you or do anything really. I mean i dont want big rear end bugs in my house either but thats nothing to do with the fact its a cockroach

in my old apartment i'd get roaches every so often because the neighbors never, ever took care of their poo poo. i hated roaches because they're mega gross and will touch your food and crawl on you. they're not shy they're just little fucks and they run when they see you because they know they're not supposed to be there.

we have some big roaches sometimes in the garage but idk what to do about them, even if i used boric acid or whatever and took care of the problem there's no way to stop them from coming back.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Smugworth posted:

At least it's not bedbugs OP

Funny you mentioned that. I *just* had my apartment treated for bed bugs, which apparently got a foothold when my furniture was being moved from California.

Honestly though, I'll take bedbugs over roaches any day of the week. Bedbugs are pretty harmless. They might bite every now and then, but they don't spread any diseases and don't eat your food and everything else.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Beetles, ants, centipedes, and spiders are all cool animals that do cool things that people can empathize with and relate to.
Scorpions are a bug that can sting me and I still don't hate them.

I viscerally hate roaches, but I generally love bugs. Maybe Roaches just need better PR?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Cuckoo posted:

On the bright side, they have a higher temperature requirement to survive indoors than German roaches so unless you live in a hot climate or leave the AC off, it's very difficult for them to actually establish a breeding population in your home.

I don't want them coming inside in the first place.

Would setting the AC to 50 F help with that? Maybe they get a whiff of cold air and say, "gently caress this cold rear end apartment, I'm going next door"?

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

florida has tons of giant cockroaches. they can often be seen swarming up the sides of houses when it rains. thankfully a certain species of lizard has become pretty common around here in the last few years, they are like three times the size of our standard lizards, and they eat cockroaches. i'm hoping it leads to less big crawling bugs around overall.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Well, turns out one of the plates connecting the dryer pipe to the wall got bent open and the pest control guy said that's probably where they started coming in from. Should be fixed soon. Got my fingers crossed.

Applied roach gel all over the apartment for good measure, though.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Cockroach is a weird word

it has Cock in it and everything

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Zzulu posted:

Cockroach is a weird word

it has Cock in it and everything

you can put cock in front of any word to signify power and dignity

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

you can put cock in front of any word to signify power and dignity

Cockfergus Cockmac Cockroich

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Zzulu posted:

Cockroach is a weird word

it has Cock in it and everything

If you think things that have cock in them are weird, you should take a look at the hole in my rear end!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



enraged_camel posted:

I don't want them coming inside in the first place.

Would setting the AC to 50 F help with that? Maybe they get a whiff of cold air and say, "gently caress this cold rear end apartment, I'm going next door"?

Pretty sure they just slowly die after a few days just from room temperature as if a human were to suddenly wander into the arctic. I did keep it at 68 degrees in my old roachy apartment though and it seemed to help

The dryer thing is a perfect spot for them, they love laundry machines too, so sealing that up will probably help the most. Gel the poo poo out of that area

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i always got the impression that roaches were fairly easy to get rid of with enough dedication owing to the fact that they're incredibly stupid and greedy even by bug standards

long-standing infestations in apartments and whatnot are usually because the landlord doesn't give a gently caress

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
One time i said "caca"roach when I was a kid around my hispanic baby sitter's kids and got my mouth washed out with dish soap for what to me was no reason

Falukorv
Jun 23, 2013

A funny little mouse!
I used to have three pet roaches. My friends from highschool bought them and ket them in a terriarum at school for biology class. Once their project was done, they just left the roaches in the school biology storage to die. So i adopted them, my family had an old rat cage which i kept moist and filled with earth and various jungle-like things.

Initially, two of them were wingless grey nymphs and one was an adult. With time the nymphs molted to become beautiful winged adult roaches. Cool to look at, and feeding them was easy, as they eat anything. One day i would put some apple for them, some other salami, or whatever food i had in my fridge. They lived in my rat cage turned terrarium for over a year before they croaked. One was certainly female as it produced an ootheca once.

edit: They were death's head cockroaches. Good pets, they look impressive, require minimal care, and they can't climb smooth vertical surfaces such as the plastic walls of my rat cage.

And good thing that the nymphs molted, because a stupid classmate of mine, when the roaches were still in biology class, drew a swastika on one of the nymphs with a red permanent marker. The swastika remained unfaded until it finally could molt.

Falukorv fucked around with this message at 19:44 on May 22, 2015

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
my old apartment had cockroaches out the rear end. i got some long lasting raid and sprayed the gently caress out of my bathroom (which is where they mostly came from). would find one dead on the floor every few hours. hope they didn't come from the faucet but that's probably the case.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i only get these little silverfish sometimes. i would hate to run into a 5-foot long silverfish i think, that would be pretty disturbing

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resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
About 10 years ago when I bought a house, those super resilient chemical huffing apartment roaches hitched a ride when I moved. I couldn't get rid of them. Traps, gel, bombs, spray... nope.

One day I found a centipede in my house. Before I freaked out, I looked up what centipedes eat.

They eat roaches.

Okay. So I left the centipedes alone. Not even 3 months later, my house had 0 roaches. It's been years and never seen another.

So get some centipedes.

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