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Dead Gay Romans Syndrome sorry mate uve got it!!
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May 21, 2015 06:11
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killmeimmafailure posted:Sudden infant death syndrome is a thing. It really kills babies, but we don't know the exact casual mechanisms. Otherwise we'd give the baby the "don't die" vaccination and bitch about when dingus living an "off the grid" lifestyle have their babies die because vaccinations cause autism interestingly enough some countries give out a cardboard box full of stuff when you have a baby, and you're supposed to put the baby in a box. somehow this reduced SIDS like a crazy amount, putting your baby in a cardboard box.
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May 21, 2015 06:12
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numberoneposter posted:Dead Gay Romans Syndrome Just asked my doc about this and he just rolled his eyes and told me to take an Advil. I don't think he understand how real this disease is and how much it affects me. I tried to hand him the 25 pages I printed out from the Dead Gay Romans Syndrome forums, with testimonials from other sufferers of this debilitating disease, but he I'm pretty sure he just threw them out.
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May 21, 2015 06:14
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Dead Gay Romans posted:Just asked my doc about this and he just rolled his eyes and told me to take an Advil. Hey, try faking a disease that gets cooler drugs next time http://nyketamine.com/depression/faq/
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May 21, 2015 06:14
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Doctor I have very Irremediable Bowels, may I have some heroin please?
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May 21, 2015 06:16
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Fonzarelli posted:interestingly enough some countries give out a cardboard box full of stuff when you have a baby, and you're supposed to put the baby in a box. somehow this reduced SIDS like a crazy amount, putting your baby in a cardboard box. I've always wondered if sids is the equivalent of "a black man did it". Like maybe a depressed new mother got a little regretful. E: I have sad, fat syndrome. I want an appetite suppressant and something that helps me get out of bed in the morning. killmeimmafailure fucked around with this message at 06:18 on May 21, 2015 |
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May 21, 2015 06:16
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op has foetal alcohol bullshit
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May 21, 2015 06:17
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Reverse Byzantine Colorectal Fiddle Fucker Syndrome is real and terrible.
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May 21, 2015 06:17
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op, fetal alcohol syndrome is real, your ears aren't supposed to look like that and you're only retarded because your mommy drank
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May 21, 2015 06:18
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Dead Gay Romans posted:Reverse Byzantine Colorectal Fiddle Fucker Syndrome is real and terrible. Listen my friend uses a lot of my toilet paper
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May 21, 2015 06:18
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:op, fetal alcohol syndrome is real, your ears aren't supposed to look like that and you're only retarded because your mommy drank No no no, this is just how Slavic people look normally.
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May 21, 2015 06:19
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killmeimmafailure posted:I've always wondered if sids is the equivalent of "a black man did it". Like maybe a depressed new mother got a little regretful. Yeah, we already know the mechanism for SIDS. It involves a pillow and parents who can lie to the cops really well. Not that there's anything wrong with that, abortions should be legal up to the 11th trimester anyway.
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May 21, 2015 06:19
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Yeah coroners don't check for suffocation or abuse because it's really depressing to get a baby corpse in your practice
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May 21, 2015 06:21
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Boomstick Quaid posted:Yeah coroners don't check for suffocation or abuse because it's really depressing to get a baby corpse in your practice Yeah I was going to say. Death by dingo is much more likely. This is rapidly moving to "how to kill a baby" so imma check out
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May 21, 2015 06:23
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killmeimmafailure posted:This is rapidly moving to "how to kill a baby" so imma check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_birth More stuff: "It will save both the sanity of the mother and the child and safeguard the home to which they will go." Furthermore, L. Ron goes on to admonish, "the maintaining of silence does not mean a volley of 'sh's,' for those make stammerers." After a delivery that's "as calm and no-talk as possible," the baby should "be wrapped somewhat tightly in a warm blanket, very soft, and then left alone for a day or so." Boomstick Quaid fucked around with this message at 06:26 on May 21, 2015 |
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May 21, 2015 06:24
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God drat it. Proof positive that Scientology was invented by a man, ammirite girls?
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May 21, 2015 06:25
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Fonzarelli posted:interestingly enough some countries give out a cardboard box full of stuff when you have a baby, and you're supposed to put the baby in a box. somehow this reduced SIDS like a crazy amount, putting your baby in a cardboard box. It's because if the baby is in the box it's not bed sharing with the parents. Co-sleeping is possibly correlated with SIDS. From memory I think the biggest drop in SIDS deaths was after they stopped advising parents to put babies on their tummies to sleep to avoid SIDS, and changed it to a definitely do not put a baby on it's tummy.
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May 21, 2015 06:26
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Strong Convections posted:It's because if the baby is in the box it's not bed sharing with the parents. Co-sleeping is possibly correlated with SIDS. That's why you swaddle a baby, no? E: oh some people say it's bad for sids others say it's good. I dunno I don't know babies killmeimmafailure fucked around with this message at 06:30 on May 21, 2015 |
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May 21, 2015 06:27
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Fonzarelli posted:interestingly enough some countries give out a cardboard box full of stuff when you have a baby, and you're supposed to put the baby in a box. somehow this reduced SIDS like a crazy amount, putting your baby in a cardboard box. ghosts don't take kindly to polygonal surfaces
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May 21, 2015 06:31
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killmeimmafailure posted:That's why you swaddle a baby, no? The only swaddling baby advice I've heard is that it's good for keeping crack babies calm 
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May 21, 2015 06:32
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Strong Convections posted:The only swaddling baby advice I've heard is that it's good for keeping crack babies calm That or pre-mies or whatever. I saw an article about it and vaguely remembered it to being tangentially related to sids. Again, i don't particularly care
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May 21, 2015 06:35
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gently caress swaddling when you can do this auspicious looking poo poo
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May 21, 2015 06:35
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Or you firmly wrap a baby in a blanket to increase rem sleep, according to the bullshit I read on Wikipedia right now. There's probably religious bents or whatever so who gives a gently caress. I never want children so this is a complete nonissue for me E: In my defense and not in the defense of Scientology, you're not arguing a positive you're only comparing my completely apathetic views to unfavorable stuff. killmeimmafailure fucked around with this message at 06:44 on May 21, 2015 |
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May 21, 2015 06:38
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Boomstick Quaid posted:Yeah I confused IBD with IBS there It just increases intestinal motility, just like loperamide decreases it. It certainly would help with IBS which consists entirely of women not eating properly.
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May 21, 2015 06:43
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Boomstick Quaid posted:gently caress swaddling when you can do this auspicious looking poo poo 
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May 21, 2015 06:43
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SIDS or wedon'twanttoprosecutethemomforherstupidmistake syndrome
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May 21, 2015 06:44
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Well I do know that taking psilocybin with IBS causes extreme violent hot liquid shits, so it seems like there's something to it
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May 21, 2015 06:45
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Guys have you read the opera book club book "the secret"?
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May 21, 2015 06:52
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Oh I love opera, but how does that translate to a book? Or are you not supposed to tell me?
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May 21, 2015 06:53
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Boomstick Quaid posted:Well I do know that taking psilocybin with IBS causes extreme violent hot liquid shits, so it seems like there's something to it It gives me some serious gas.
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May 21, 2015 06:54
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If it wasn't a secret, how would book sell? Makes u think Again, I'm just bullshitting. I wouldn't take advice from an Internet forum the same way I wouldn't take advice from old wives tales about rearing children. I just get frustrated with people who don't understand how statistics work. I mean, again I'm not a doctor, but all sorts of incorrect statistical inferences get made all the time by really smart people. And measurement tools can be wrong, I'm just sayin'
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May 21, 2015 07:00
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wanna slam my rear end in a top hat down on this going to positively think about it till it becomes real and im full spread slidin on down
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May 21, 2015 07:05
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Do the gluten free idiots have a name for their syndrome yet? I'm not talking about the tiny proportion of people with actual Celiacs, but all those weirdos who think gluten makes them sick. They're my favourite, especially since you give them something that's gluten free but then lie and say it's actually full of gluten and they magically get stomach cramps and diarrhea. Or you give them something with gluten but say it's gluten free and they're fine. Another favourite syndrome of mine is local - it mainly affects Australians living in the region of South Gippsland. Apparently the people with this syndrome get migraines and insomnia and nosebleeds and crap from wind turbines, causing them to complain loudly on right-wing radio and in tabloids about wind turbines. But this syndrome doesn't affect people in say Spain or Denmark where there are a hell of a lot more wind turbines. It only affects Australians. It's fun how certain syndromes primarily affect those on certain sides of politics.
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May 21, 2015 07:06
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IronClaymore posted:Do the gluten free idiots have a name for their syndrome yet? I'm not talking about the tiny proportion of people with actual Celiacs, but all those weirdos who think gluten makes them sick. They're my favourite, especially since you give them something that's gluten free but then lie and say it's actually full of gluten and they magically get stomach cramps and diarrhea. Or you give them something with gluten but say it's gluten free and they're fine. we need more serious diseases that only affect austrailians, besides alcoholism
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May 21, 2015 07:08
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IronClaymore posted:Do the gluten free idiots have a name for their syndrome yet? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-celiac_gluten_sensitivity It's very stupid and dumb unless they have circulating anti-gliadin antibodies
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May 21, 2015 07:08
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Hey guys, there's no such thing as oxygen or gravity or cats. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!
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May 21, 2015 07:13
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Non-symptomatic radiation poisoning is also a good one. Literally the only people who died or will die because of the Fukishima meltdown radiation are those who were so scared they were poisoned by it that they killed themselves.
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May 21, 2015 07:16
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It's almost like fad diets are fads and the thing that makes them work is paying attention to what you eat E: it's the same reason cross fit "works". Yeah if you and your buddies spaz for an hour every day you're going to see results as a production of motivation to go to the gym and burn calories as a result of said spazzing killmeimmafailure fucked around with this message at 07:19 on May 21, 2015 |
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May 21, 2015 07:16
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IronClaymore posted:Non-symptomatic radiation poisoning is also a good one. Literally the only people who died or will die because of the Fukishima meltdown are those who were so scared they were poisoned by it that they killed themselves. Sounds likely a trendy way for the Japanese to escape the dishonor of suicide a la the Koreans' use of fan death in newspaper obituaries
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May 21, 2015 07:18
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Radiation needs to be transmitted via vector like dust. E: not a vector, I guess because it's inanimate
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